Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

Once the element of luck is incorporated into one's divine name, the name "God of the Washroom" will no longer conjure up images of toilets, but rather evoke feelings of good fortune!

Then, he will no longer have to worry about the system notifying believers of difficulties, only to find out that the believer is just asking for help from God because they can't poop!

I need to become more sacred and sophisticated; I can't be silly anymore!

As the first believer of the "God of the Bathroom," Anzu Matsuori responded enthusiastically, agreeing immediately:

"Hi!"

This time, it was the result of the two working together with one heart; their strength could break even metal!

"...But, my lord, are you really sure you can do it?"

After striking a pose with excited expressions for a few seconds, Anzu Matsuori suddenly looked at He Chen with a worried expression and asked.

"..."

He Chen stood frozen in mid-air, completely motionless.

However, the originally high-spirited and passionate aura emanating from him wilted almost instantly, like a frostbitten eggplant.

"My Lord God? So you really can make people lucky? I have exams coming up soon, can you give me another lucky blessing? Please~!"

Anzu Matsuori stabbed her again.

He Chen looked at his leader with a complex mix of emotions, and sighed deeply.

"The ability to be lucky isn't entirely unacceptable..."

Chapter Fifteen: Deity, please fill me up!

"As long as you follow this method, I will definitely be able to gain the ability to be lucky, and thus bless you with good fortune!"

This morning, after thinking about the "plea for help from believers" that he might encounter, He Chen began to rack his brains, thinking about how to change his image. Although he hadn't thought of a specific direction, he already had ideas on how to promote this matter after choosing a direction.

In my past life, I did a lot of planning and organized many events.

He Chen, combining his abilities as a god, quickly devised an effective missionary plan.

According to this plan, barring any unforeseen circumstances, adding a luck buff to the [God of the Bathroom] should be no problem at all, and it might even add a learning buff!

He Chen was full of confidence.

"Hmm... Your Majesty, does that mean you can only gain the ability to control luck after this plan is completed?"

Xing Nan Songzhi's face was tense.

"Yes, this plan can be combined with your school's exams. Basically, as soon as the exam results are released, I can bless you with good luck!"

He Chen responded with a loud laugh.

"Whoo~"

After the exam results come out, we can bless her with good luck...

But the reason she wanted a stroke of luck was to improve her grades!

Spending so much time helping the gods spread their teachings before the exam, and then receiving a lucky blessing after the exam... is this supposed to mean she doesn't get the ranking required for tuition waivers, and then wins the lottery to get her tuition?

But the God's entire plan was based on the premise that she did well on this exam!

Without a stroke of luck, she simply didn't have the confidence to get good grades!

and.

A deity who blesses people to make bathing more comfortable and using the toilet more convenient; a deity who helps believers pass a teacher's memorization test by requiring them to search for the text online...

I have a feeling that even if the gods were granted the power of luck, it would only increase the believers' ability to avoid getting their butts wet when using the toilet!

"Gome Nasai!"

Anzu Matsuori suddenly bowed deeply to He Chen, offering a solemn apology at a ninety-degree angle:

"This final exam is really important to me. Before the exam, I have to spend all my time studying, so I really can't find time to preach!"

There is one excuse in the world that is absolutely hard to refute: a child about to take an exam refuses to do anything else under the pretext of needing to study for the exam.

Anzu Matsuori felt genuinely guilty for declining to speak to her own deity in this way, but at the moment, she simply didn't have enough time to spread her faith.

Therefore, with this feeling of guilt, she maintained a 90-degree bow, apologizing to the gods in the spirit of Japanese humility.

"Are you preparing for the exam? Then I can help you prepare."

Does this mean the gods are willing to help me cheat on the exam?!

Cheating on an exam in a divine way would definitely be undetectable by the teacher... But she's not the kind of person who chooses to cheat!

Xingnan Songzhi exudes righteousness and strength, his voice ringing out powerfully:

"Gomenase! My God!"

Even though she knew that with normal studying, she would likely not get the ranking required for tuition waivers, all she wanted was a fair and square result!

"Hmm... Alright then, I was originally planning to directly transmit the text you need to memorize into your mind to enhance your memory."

"Since you don't need it, then you should focus on your studies. The missionary work can wait."

He Chen sighed with regret.

Since the little believer only wants to study on her own and doesn't want me to help her study, let's wait until she finishes her exam.

Anyway, I don't have many days left, so I might as well take advantage of these few days to read some free comics online.

"My Lord, I'm so sorry... Eh? Eh?! Eh???"

Anzu Matsuori was about to apologize and comfort the deity again, but after understanding He Chen's words, she suddenly went into a state of confusion, her big eyes widening in surprise:

"My Lord God, you're not going to help me cheat on the exam, you're going to help me study!!"

"You can just cram everything I need to memorize directly into my head?! Do you really have such a useful and magical ability?!"

Shocked, Anzu Matsuori realized that she had truly underestimated the god she worshipped.

I originally thought the "God of the Bathroom" could only make showering more comfortable and using the toilet smoother. But it feels like a service staff member in a god's world. Although it is very down-to-earth, it does not have the high-class feel of a god.

But now, the content is directly transmitted into your mind!

That way, you can learn a lot even while lying down!

Uh, wasn't the previous sentence a bit odd? Never mind!

"My God, please help me with my studies!"

As soon as she straightened up, Anzu Matsuori immediately bowed again respectfully and solemnly, at a perfect 90-degree angle.

"Huh? Cheating? What do you take me for, some kind of god?"

"Gome Nasai! I've misunderstood you, my lord!"

"Huh? What? I actually have such amazing abilities? How useless do you think I am?"

"Gomena! I underestimated the divine being!"

Seeing the opportunity to overtake her classmates and review was right in front of her, Anzu Matsuori's apology was powerful, resolute, and decisive.

He Chen floated in the air, watching the girl bowing and apologizing without covering her collar, apologizing so resolutely. Although he did not look at her, he could still feel the deep remorse in Anzu Matsuori's eyes.

So he stopped teasing Anzu Matsuori and instead asked her:

"What do you need to memorize? Find it all, and I'll give you a few repetitions right now to see how much you can handle."

Don't get the wrong idea. When He Chen said he could withstand a certain number of hits, he was referring to the enhanced effect of [Divine Transmission].

After helping Anzu Matsuori solve her problem, the system rewarded him with an improved ability to transmit divine messages, allowing him to instantly send batches of content directly to the minds of believers.

In this way, the material that needs to be memorized can be directly transmitted into Anzu Matsuori's mind. Under such circumstances, memorizing this content becomes much easier, and memorization efficiency is increased many times over.

After learning about the effects of the enhanced [Divine Transmission], He Chen immediately thought of its application in learning, rather than the system's description of transmitting divine scriptures into believers' minds in this way to shock them and strengthen their faith.

"Hi!"

Xing Nansong's joy and excitement were palpable. He quickly pulled out his textbook from his schoolbag, then flipped through it, marking dozens of places where the corners were folded.

"My God, please imprint all of this information into my mind!"

Chapter Sixteen: The Plan and the Paralyzed Girl

The process doesn't need to be described in too much detail.

In short, the deity floated in the air, emptying his mind and lost in thought, while the girl lay back in a chair.

"Hoo~ Hmm~ My God, I feel like I've recovered a bit~"

Xingnan Songzhi was still breathing slightly, but at the same time, she was pleading with He Chen in a soft and sweet voice.

Her soft, gentle voice sounded like a kitten gently kneading its milk—adorable and endearing.

"No! You need to be careful and moderate. Doing too much of this can be harmful to your health!"

He Chen, who was always surrounded by a misty aura, turned around upon hearing this, sighed, shook his head, and decisively refused.

He could certainly continue, but Anzu Matsuori really couldn't take it anymore.

Ok?

Hey, that's why you shouldn't get the wrong idea just because it's set in Japan, you idiot!

Does this remind you of something unpleasant? The talk of moderation and harm to the body here refers to [divine communication]!

The effect of [Divine Transmission] is to directly transmit the content of a piece of information into the other person's mind.

This ability itself will not cause any harm to believers, but Anzu Matsuori's desire for more and faster content, coupled with the effort to memorize it, inevitably leads to brain overload and overheating.

In Anzu Matsuori's experience, it was as if she suddenly had a flash of inspiration and recalled or understood the entire text. At this moment, the content of the text would be very clear, from the way each word was written to the specific sentences, it could be said that everything was vivid in her mind.

However, such content will not remain in the believer's mind forever. It usually fades away after about three minutes. If you try hard to remember, you can still remember a lot of the content after the vivid feeling disappears.

If you go through a text three to five times like this, you'll remember it perfectly.

Of course, there's nothing about the article's main theme, the ideological leanings it expresses, or the author's psychological state at the time; all that comes to mind is the clean and pure presentation of the content.

Moreover, the person receiving the message will not feel that it is a message from a deity, but will feel that it is something they suddenly remembered or thought of themselves.

Knowing this, He Chen understood why the system recommended sharing religious content.

If this were to convey something else, the believer would definitely think that they were bursting with inspiration, and wouldn't care about any deity at all.

However, the content conveyed by the gods will be thought to be their own creation... This kind of presentation effect, hmm~ could it be used for psychological suggestion, playing with thought imprinting?