I'm in Tokyo, and I'm a professional boyfriend.

"Ooh~~"

Yui Igarashi let out a scream and collapsed onto the sofa, her eyes vacant.

Limbs outstretched, face down.

The seal was flattened.

He looked so embarrassed he was practically dead.

I wish I could drill a hole in the sofa with my head.

The gas whirring from the kitchen stopped, and Shiina Iori carried a plate with a simple mixed sandwich made from some of Yui's snacks.

"Igarashi-san".

"breakfast."

"Awoo!"

The blushing seal spirit, who had been listless just moments before, suddenly sprang up and took a bite of the sandwich that Iori had handed her.

Turn shame and anger into appetite!

Her little mouth made a series of gurgling sounds...

They ate it incredibly fast!

Shiina Iori put down her plate beside her: "Eat slowly, I won't fight you for it."

Miyahara Nagisa, standing next to him, wore a composed and leisurely smile.

You didn't even say "Ah~".

Yui quickly stuffed the rather large sandwich into her mouth, her eyes sparkling:

"It's so delicious, Shiina-kun!"

"Thank you."

Shiina Iori smiled and agreed, then suddenly remembered something and glanced at the unresponsive system panel.

So, she casually pulled out a tissue and wiped the breadcrumbs off Yui's lips.

"Oh, did it get on you?"

"A little bit."

Yui Igarashi reached out and wiped it clean: "Is it clean now?"

"Ah."

Shiina Iori looked at the panel again.

This trick won't work on her.

Is it because I'm not very smart?

Turning his head again, he saw that Miyahara Nagisa's gaze was vaguely gloomy, seemingly containing a few barely perceptible wisps of dark energy.

Shiina Iori felt a chill run down her spine.

But when he looked more closely, Nagisa-chan had that cute, mischievous smile back on her face.

Seeing Shiina looking at her, she asked curiously, "What's wrong?"

"fine."

"Maybe I'm seeing things."

No, I definitely didn't see that scene wrong.

When Shiina Iori turned her head, she was certain.

"Shiina-kun's cooking is so delicious! I wish I could cook like that..."

As she spoke, Yui Igarashi wiped her hands and took her phone out of her skirt.

"Really?"

Shiina Iori asked one more question.

"real."

Yui nodded, opened "Saint Life," and began to explore her new wife.

"Then I'll help you?"

"Huh?!"

Yui Igarashi suddenly looked up, her eyes flashing brightly.

"Can I go to Shiina's house for meals every day?"

"I don't need breakfast! I'll just eat lunch and dinner with you every day! Can I pay by bank transfer?"

“Du”.

Shiina Iori stretched out her finger and gently tapped Yui's forehead.

"Who said I was going to cook for you?"

"Huh?"

Igarashi covered his head with one hand while stroking his wife with the other: "Aren't we cooking?"

"Everyone said it was to help you."

"Didn't you want to learn to cook?"

"Oh, that was just talk."

"You refuted that too quickly!"

Miyahara Nagisa stood to the side with a slight smile, but when he saw Shiina make a 'thud', a vein bulged on his forehead.

After answering without any fighting spirit, Yui Igarashi lowered her head and started playing games again, poking her body with her little finger: "After all, doing those things must be troublesome, right?"

"Buying groceries, washing vegetables, cooking, eating, washing dishes, washing pots..."

"If we're spending money, we only need to cover the 'eating' step, right?"

"Just like in programming, if changing the algorithm could simplify the original complex code, why insist on using the cumbersome method?"

"Of course, if I could, I'd still like to be the kind of guy who 'never cooks, but can whip up a whole table of delicious food that makes people gasp like they've just eaten spring rolls,' like a protagonist in a novel!"

As she poked at her wife's body on the screen with her fingertips, Shiina Iori stroked her chin.

He thought for a moment, then suddenly said, "A twenty-year-old girl actually donated 1.2 million yen to the Tangjian Shrine because of this..."

"Pfft~"

Yui Igarashi, who had brazenly uttered such an incredibly lazy statement, was instantly shattered. She leaned halfway off the sofa, crying, and clung tightly to his leg.

The large seal drooped downwards due to gravity, its little face bearing a pitiful expression.

"I will definitely change in the future!"

"is it?"

Shiina Iori stroked her chin: "It seems we'll have to pretend to be a couple in front of Igarashi-san's parents in a few days?"

"Igarashi-san's parents must also want to see you grow into someone they can trust, right?"

"I wonder if they've heard about this..."

Yui Igarashi felt a chill run down her spine and instantly hugged his leg tightly, her face almost touching his:

"Stop talking! Stop talking!"

"I do!"

"Anything is fine!"

"I will never be lazy again!"

"Really?" Shiina Iori asked with a relaxed expression. "I'm the kind of person who never likes to force others to do things they don't like."

"real!"

Yui Igarashi had tears in her eyes.

She had a vague sense that what kind of hell lay ahead of her in the future.

"Will you eat breakfast from now on?"

"eat!"

"Do you still want to learn how to cook?"

"study!"

"What about housework?"

"Do...?"

"Ok?"

"Do it all yourself!"

Yui Igarashi pouted, her little nose twitching.

He doesn't even touch his beloved wife anymore.

Shiina Iori gently patted Yui's head and looked at her with a smile.

Yui, you need to learn to be content.

If you just provide food without giving me skill points, then I'm really going to get upset.

Miyahara Nagisa sat beside him, his eyes slightly narrowed.

The direction this cohabitation storyline is taking seems a bit off.

Dangerous!

"Oh, right, Igarashi-san," Shiina Iori suddenly remembered something, "when are your parents coming over?"

Yui lowered her head, her shoulders slumped dejectedly, and said in a voice that sounded exhausting: