I'm in Tokyo, and I'm a professional boyfriend.

"is it?"

Miyahara Nagisa squatted down beside her with a smile, poking her large seal with his fingertips, which sank deep into her soft flesh.

When you release it, it springs up again with a whoosh.

Miyahara Nagisa's smile was mischievous, and his words were teasing:

"So, people from the Philippines are this big too?"

"I thought only our world's cutest Yui-chan could be this big and this small~"

"No, don't poke me, Nagisa-chan!"

She lowered her head, trembling, and hugged her chest, looking pitiful.

"You admit it?"

"Hmm."

She was quite unconvinced as she spoke.

"Damn it, how did they find out about me?!" Igarashi complained angrily.

Miyahara Nagisa reached out and lifted her little detective baseball cap, then casually put it on her own head, humming a muttered tune.

"What can such a small hat cover? You need to think more about why you're exposing yourself."

"Yui, you should think more carefully~"

"Elbow! Come with me for a checkup!"

Let's see what your little secret is!

"They were acting suspiciously early in the morning."

"Huh?!"

Yui Igarashi turned around, hugging the clothes basket, and looked pitifully at me: "Could you... not look?"

Miyahara Nagisa still wore that devilish capitalist smile: "Yui~"

"You may not have noticed, but the contract states that large adult-oriented toys are prohibited in the rented room!"

"No, no!"

As expected of a seasoned adult gamer who has been playing various single-player visual novels for many years, Igarashi Yui immediately understood what she meant, and her face flushed slightly as she pursed her lips.

"There are just some clothes inside!"

"clothing?"

Nagisa-chan squinted, her gaze meaningful.

"Special clothing for adults?"

"no!"

"That......"

Yui's face turned even redder, and a few strands of her long hair, lifted by her hat, fell loose, making her look somewhat irritated.

Her little hands twirled the hem of her clothes, her voice hesitant.

"Can we...can we go inside and talk?"

......

In the living room.

Yui was sitting on the wooden floor, her ears red and her head lowered, her little hands nervously rubbing against her legs.

There were two open buckets next to him.

"Tch~" x2

In front of her, both Miyahara Nagisa and Shiina Iori had expressions of 'being bored'.

"I thought it was a large adult toy."

"I thought it was a limited-edition butter game."

Shiina Iori and Miyahara Nagisa took turns speaking, looking at the clothes in the two buckets with disdain.

Besides the clothes, there was a thick layer of talismans on top, with Chinese characters for warding off evil and suppressing demons.

"look!"

"I knew you wouldn't believe me!!!"

Seeing their bored expressions, Yui Igarashi clenched her fists with a slightly aggrieved look: "It's true! There's definitely a Zashiki-warashi in this house! Or maybe a drowned woman!"

"I just threw my clothes in the washing machine to wash them! But when I remembered them and took them out, they all smelled terrible! And they were still wet, so I couldn't wear them!"

"I followed the instructions exactly!"

"Moreover, when the washing machine technician came to inspect it, he couldn't find any problems."

“It wasn’t like this when I lived alone before.”

"That's why I sent it for an exorcism!"

"Look, after I took it to the shrine and had them wash it and put on talismans, the smell was completely gone!"

"These talismans cost me over a million!"

"..."

The two looked at Yui and remained silent for a while.

Shiina Iori suddenly understood how those seemingly unpopular shrines, with little foot traffic, had managed to survive until now.

"Puff puff puff..."

Miyahara Nagisa pursed his lips and smiled secretly.

Shiina Iori looked at her with some disbelief, as if she had suddenly remembered something: "Igarashi-san, did you really live alone outside for a whole year before?"

"Of course."

Yui Igarashi spoke with righteous indignation.

Shiina was even more incredulous: "So you do your own meals and laundry too?"

"I've hired a nanny for this."

She replied weakly, her voice growing softer and softer, yet as if trying to explain herself, she said, "Because! Because buying groceries and ordering takeout will interfere with playing games, and I can't let my teammates down."

"What do you call living alone?"

"I live alone!" Yui was as stubborn as a duck when she talked about something she believed in. "I'm financially independent! I make money fixing bugs for other people!"

How much did you earn last year?

"Three, six hundred and seventy-five thousand two hundred yen!"

As Yui Igarashi spoke, she proudly straightened her back.

Shiina nodded; this earning ability was indeed quite good.

More than three million, that's already the average annual salary for a 25-year-old office worker.

"So how much money do you have?"

"One...one hundred million?"

Shiina Iori took a deep breath: "Hey, Igarashi-san."

"W-What's wrong?"

"From now on, you don't need to spend money on the shrine anymore, just hire me."

"Huh?"

"Puff puff puff..."

Miyahara Nagisa, standing to the side, clutched his stomach, pursed his lips, and laughed so hard he almost cramped up. He kicked his legs so hard he could barely breathe.

"Hey, Igarashi-san."

"You still don't believe me...?"

Yui Igarashi lowered her head, looking somewhat aggrieved.

"No, it's not."

"This kind of..."

Shiina Iori forcefully suppressed a laugh: "Ahem, I actually know a little bit about this method of exorcising evil spirits to prevent clothes from smelling bad."

Upon hearing this, Yui Igarashi was taken aback at first, and then her eyes suddenly lit up with a Bilibili-like light.

"Really?!"

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"Puff puff puff..."

"Cough cough cough."

"A 20-year-old girl donated 1.2 million yen to the Karama Shrine because of this incident; the reason behind it is heartwarming~"

"Puff puff puff!"

"Ah~ Nagisa-chan!!!"

Yui cried out in embarrassment, clinging tightly to Miyahara Nagisa's arm and sinking deep into it, saying, "I already know I'm an idiot!"

"Just stop talking!"

"No way! I'm going to say it for the rest of my life!"

Miyahara Nagisa laughed so hard he couldn't stand up straight, then suddenly put on a serious face and mimicked Yui's earlier expression: "There must be a zashiki-warashi in this room! Or maybe a drowned woman!"

"Look! The talisman has helped the shrine!"

"Puff puff puff!!!"