Naruto: Forced to marry Naruto's mother at the beginning

Sarutobi Asuma wore a sad expression.

The next second, he asked, "By the way, how did you manage to win over my mother when you're so ugly?"

"Cough cough!"

Hiruzen Sarutobi gave an awkward smile and slowly said, "That's a good question. Back in the day, Biwako was one of the most beautiful women in Konoha. Countless people pursued her, but in the end, I was the one who won her over."

"Father, do you perhaps have some secret technique?"

Asuma's eyes lit up, revealing an expectant look.

"That's right, the key lies in the word 'lick'."

"lick?"

Asma scratched his head, puzzled.

Hiruzen Sarutobi stroked his mustache and continued to explain: "The so-called 'licking' simply means catering to someone's preferences and making them happy. Over time, they will accept you."

Is it really that amazing?

"Would I lie to you? Do you even know what my nickname was back in the day?"

Asuma answered without hesitation: "A hero of Konoha!"

"Wrong. Actually, it was originally called Konoha Licking Man, but I thought it didn't sound good, so I changed the name."

"I see. What is the meaning behind this?"

Do you know why I was able to become the Third Hokage?

"Father, of course it's because you are stronger!"

"Asuma, you're wrong again. To tell you the truth, the reason I became Hokage was because I flattered him."

As he spoke, Hiruzen Sarutobi revealed a proud expression.

"This...how is this possible?"

Asma was dumbfounded, speechless.

"call!"

Hiruzen Sarutobi took a puff of his pipe and fell into reminiscence: "Back then, Danzo's strength was no less than mine, but why didn't he become Hokage?"

The key issue is that he's brainless; all he does is engage in underhanded tactics, thinking no one will notice.

But I'm different. I'm a master of licking, and I specifically inquired about Tobirama-sensei's preferences.

He liked grilled fish, so I took him out to eat every day. He liked drinking, so I took him drinking every day. He liked noodles, so I took him eating noodles every day.

As time went on, Tobirama-sensei began to look at me with new respect. He not only taught me everything he knew, but also developed a dislike for Danzo, saying that he only deserved to live in darkness.

“Father, I have heard that you became Hokage because you passed Tobirama Senju’s test.”

At that moment, Asma suddenly asked.

"Hahaha!"

"Silly child, what kind of test was that? It was just a freebie!"

"Father, what does this mean?"

"call!"

Hiruzen Sarutobi took another puff of his pipe, beaming with pride: "The situation was like this, during the First Shinobi World War, in the battle against the Land of Lightning."

Tobirama-sensei led my team of six, including Danzo's, into an ambush by the elite forces of Kinkaku and Ginkaku. At that moment, Tobirama-sensei posed a question: Who is willing to stay with me as bait to block the pursuit of the rogue ninja?

Without hesitation, I replied with a grin: I'll do it!

As for Danzo, that idiot, and the other three, they remained silent.

Then the teacher said to everyone present: Hiruzen, from now on you are the successor of the Third Hokage!

At that time, you wouldn't believe it, Danzo was dumbfounded, his eyes wide open like light bulbs.

This is the famous Trial of the Shadows.

"Waaah... Father, you are so great! I will always remember your spirit of sacrifice!"

Upon hearing this, Sarutobi Asuma's eyes filled with tears.

"Dangdang!"

Hiruzen Sarutobi punched him on the head: "What do you know? I've been sucking up to Tobirama Senju for so long, how could I not know what he's thinking?"

He was the kind of upright and incorruptible person who would never sacrifice others to gain his own chance to survive.

So, you're saying my position as Hokage was earned through flattery; otherwise, do you think a womanizer and drunkard like me could have become Hokage?

"Father, brilliant, absolutely brilliant!"

Asma couldn't help but give a thumbs up.

"By the way, how long did you lick your mother?"

"Twenty years!"

"So that's how it is. No wonder you're more than thirty years older than me."

"Then tell me, how long should I lick it until it turns red?"

"Hmm... another fifteen years should be about right."

"Father, I understand!"

"Hong, I will not give up!"

......

The next day, at Kurenai's house.

Lin went to visit someone.

At that moment, Kurenai Yuhi, wearing a white short skirt, walked slowly with her hands behind her back and light steps.

"Guess whether I'm wearing white or black underneath?"

"There will be a punishment if you fail!"

Lin Ye fell into thought. Since the clothes were white, the inside should be similar, so he quickly said, "It's white!"

You guessed wrong!

...

After a while, Kurenai whispered in his ear, "It's colorless!"

Chapter 60 A Room

"Cough cough!"

Lin Ye blushed instantly.

He always felt that Kurenai Yuhi had changed recently, and had become more mischievous.

"Hmm...then I'll punish you by making you come with me to the Land of Fire to see a movie tomorrow!"

Kurenai Yuhi smiled as she looked at him.

"Okay, I promise you!"

......

Back home, Kushina Uzumaki was exercising.

Lin Ye sat on the sofa and said casually, "I might be away for a few days!"

"Where are you going? What are you going to do?"

Kushina Uzumaki stopped what she was doing and looked puzzled.

"Kurenai Yuhi invited me to the Land of Fire to see a movie tomorrow."

"Lin Ye, can you take me with you?"

Kushina blinked, her eyes filled with anticipation.

To be honest, since arriving in Konoha Village, she has hardly ever gone out and has been stuck here, almost to the point of boredom.

Lin Ye shook his head: "Kushina, what will happen to Naruto if you go?"

"I'll take him with me."

"It still won't work. As the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, your safety is at stake. Even if I wanted to take you with me, the Third Hokage wouldn't agree."

"Alas! Am I destined to be trapped here for the rest of my life?"

Kushina Uzumaki sighed deeply.

Although she could forcibly leave the village, that would be considered desertion, and what would happen to her and Naruto afterward?

Lin Ye took her hand and said gently, "Don't worry, once I learn the Flying Thunder God Technique, I'll take you out to travel and have fun every day. Then, no one will be able to stop you!"

"really?"

"Ok!"

Lin Ye nodded vigorously.

"Could you...could you bring me something?"

At this moment, Kushina Uzumaki suddenly blushed.

"what?"

"Bring a few more cucumbers!"

After saying that, she ran into the room without looking back.

"Okay, I'll bring you a hundred, so you can eat your fill!"

......

The next morning.

As soon as Yuhi Kurenai changed into her cool red summer clothes, she saw a boy wearing a green hat.