"Hello, Senior Guo." Yu Rouzi stepped forward and bowed, then she quietly introduced him to Song Shuhang via telepathy: "Senior Song, this Senior Guo is also very famous in the group. He and Senior Kuangdao Sanlang are the two most distinctive people in the group."
Song Shuhang blinked. Could it be that this dark-skinned senior Guo also loves to court death like senior Sanlang?
"This Senior Guo is not only dark-skinned, but he also likes to make fun of people. What's more unique is that he likes to make fun of himself, which is what you call self-deprecation. My father said that this Senior Guo likes to first post a cute puppy avatar in the group, and then immediately follow up with a picture of him vigorously rubbing a dog's head, along with the text 'angrily rubbing the dog's head upstairs.'" Yu Rouzi transmitted her voice.
Song Shuhang: "......."
Guo Da, standing to the side: "........."
Little girl, I am a peak fifth-grade Spirit Emperor, two grades above you. I heard everything you said in your telepathic message.
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Then, the last senior with glasses stepped forward and adjusted his glasses: "Young friend Shuhang, I am the Phoenix Exterminator from the No. 1 Group of Kyushu... Like Guo Da, I have just come out of seclusion. Is the person next to you the senior Tianyu you mentioned?"
Upon hearing his name called, Lu Tianyu, who was chatting in the group every day, quickly bowed and said, "Greetings, Senior Exterminator Phoenix. I am Lu Tianyu, a second-rank dragon in the Kyushu No. 1 group... no, I'm already a third-rank dragon now."
"Greetings, Senior Tianyu." Young Master Miefeng quickly returned the greeting.
You call yourself a third-rank dragon? You can't fool a cat like that!
Ah Qi has already shared his cautionary tale in the group. I, Mie Feng, will definitely not make the same mistake again!!!
After finishing his greetings, Young Master Miefeng turned around, adjusted his glasses, and said, "Young friend Shuhang, I heard that you recently took in DouDou?"
When Dou Dou was mentioned, Young Master Mie Feng pushed up his glasses forcefully, and with a clang, the lenses seemed to reflect a cold light.
“Ah, yes, DouDou ran away from home again not long ago and stayed with me for a while. But Senior Huangshan should be taking DouDou home today,” Song Shuhang replied.
Although Dou Dou often caused him trouble, she also helped him a lot. Life seemed to become more lively after Dou Dou came along... Now that Dou Dou was suddenly going back, Song Shuhang felt a pang of reluctance!
Young Master Mie Feng pushed up his glasses again, the lenses gleaming with a cold light: "Where is Dou Dou now?"
"Before I left with Senior Tianyu, it was with Senior Huangshan," Song Shuhang said.
"So, it's still nearby? Hehehe, I can already smell it." Young Master Extinction pushed up his glasses again, the lenses reflecting a cold light.
DouDou, danger!
At this moment, Yu Rouzi secretly transmitted her voice: "Young Master Mie Feng is a fifth-grade demon cultivator. I don't know what his true form is... However, I do know that he has a nickname in the Kyushu No. 1 Group, which is 'Bean Killer'."
Bean Buster?
Is there anyone in this world who can defeat Bean?
"By the way, what is Senior Bai doing?" Young Master Miefeng asked, looking at Senior Bai and Venerable Lingdie who were busy in the distance.
Yu Rouzi replied, "Bai Quan is preparing to hold a special 'hand-held tractor race,' and it seems that the Kyushu No. 1 Group and fellow Daoists from other worlds will participate."
"What? A hand-operated tractor competition? Fellow Daoists from other worlds?" Young Master Mie Feng's lips twitched. "A hand-operated tractor is a vehicle, right? No way, I get carsick. No, I have to tell Senior Bai that I can't participate in this competition, I'll get nauseous."
Song Shuhang: "...The fellow Daoists from other worlds are the fellow Daoists in the chat group I mentioned in the Kyushu No. 1 group."
And another thing, are you kidding me, senior? You, a fifth-rank demon, get carsick? You're not Natsu-senpai, who has a talent for getting carsick.
Young Master Mie Feng glanced at Song Shuhang, then pushed up his glasses: "I really do get carsick... It has nothing to do with my cultivation level. It's mainly because of something that happened to me when I was young that left a deep impression... which has given me a phobia of all kinds of 'vehicles' to this day. No, I have to tell Senior Bai that I can't, absolutely cannot, participate in this competition!"
Just as Young Master Miefeng was speaking, Senior Bai, riding the waves, gracefully approached from afar.
Senior Bai waved to Master Tongxuan and the other two from afar: "Greetings, fellow Daoists."
"Senior Bai, hello!" Young Master Miefeng was the first to speak.
Master Tongxuan clasped his hands together and bowed to Senior Bai.
Guo Da, with a bright smile on his face, followed suit and bowed.
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Since the track was being set up, Senior Bai got straight to the point.
"Actually, the reason I gathered you all here is because I have something fun I'd like you to participate in... I'd like to hold a fun 'hand-held tractor race' here. True Lord Huangshan has already brought many hand-held tractors. If you want to participate, feel free to modify your own hand-held tractor, as long as it still falls within the 'hand-held tractor' category, you can participate," Senior Bai said directly.
Young Master Mie Feng took a deep breath, seemingly gathering his courage to tell Senior Bai that he was not planning to participate in the competition.
But then, Senior Bai continued, "Then, the top five winners of this competition can come with me to explore a ruin. It's a ruin from the 'previous era'! Moreover, just by participating in the competition, you'll receive a participation prize from Tianyu: a Tree of Life. This Tree of Life can not only gather spiritual energy but also produce the Spring of Life, increasing aptitude and lifespan. More importantly, it makes delicious tea!"
Upon hearing this, Young Master Mi Feng exclaimed: "!!!!"
Chapter 106: The Happy Yu Rouzi and Senior Bai's Complex Feelings
Upon hearing this, the three of them, including Mie Feng, showed expressions of interest. The relics of the previous era might hold the secrets to immortality.
With the alternation between the old and new 'Heavenly Dao' and the fall of the ancient Heavenly Court, the powerful figures involved in the realm of immortality went into seclusion and disappeared one by one, making the mystery of 'immortality' even more mysterious.
If given the chance to learn the secrets of 'immortality,' most of the fellow cultivators in the Kyushu No. 1 group would not want to miss it.
Moreover, there's the Tree of Life, which sounds like a top-tier spiritual plant, the kind that could be a sect's most prized possession. It can nurture future generations and give hope to fellow cultivators nearing the end of their lifespan. Even if I don't need it myself, I can sell it to fellow cultivators in the group; as for selling it to outsiders, that's out of the question.
Senior Tianyu is really generous!
The rich lack the spirit of a dragon!
Guo Da spoke first: "Senior Bai, where are the fellow cultivators in the group? How could the hand-held tractor competition be complete without me, Guo Da!"
Master Tongxuan smiled and nodded, putting his hands together to indicate that he was also willing to participate.
Young Master Mie Feng looked conflicted... He was very interested in the secrets of 'immortality'. However, he was genuinely allergic to 'hand-held tractors' as a mode of transportation.
Senior Bai seemed to sense Young Master Miefeng's concerns and spoke again, "Miefeng! Fish cooked in the Spring of Life is delicious!"
Upon hearing this, Young Master Miefeng thumped his chest and assured him, "Senior Bai, rest assured, how could the hand-held tractor competition be complete without my participation!"
Senior Bai smiled, in high spirits: "Fellow Daoists of Group No. 1 of Kyushu, you are all modifying hand tractors at the 'Chu Family' location. I will give you the coordinates. Go there yourselves, then choose a hand tractor to modify and enter the competition!"
At this moment, Yu Rouzi raised her hand and said, "Senior Bai, I want to participate too! I want to go too!"
"No problem! Tianyu, you're participating too, right?" Senior Bai said.
“Yes, I’d love to join too! I’ll team up with Shuhang.” Lu Tianyu said with a smile, while casting a silencing spell on Shuhang.
Song Shuhang: "Waaaaaah," Song Shuhang twisted his body and made wailing sounds.
He doesn't want to participate, and even if he does, he doesn't want to team up with Senior Tianyu!
At this moment, Yu Rouzi asked curiously, "Senior Bai, can we team up? I'd like to team up with Senior Song too!"
Senior Bai smiled slightly and said, "Young friend Lianhua's friends and fellow Daoist Xiaolin are still a bit weak in cultivation and don't know any formations, so they can team up with the fellow Daoists in the group, but none of the fellow Daoists in the group except Shuhang can."
"Oh..." Yu Rouzi was a little disappointed. She had originally planned to team up with Senior Song to participate in the competition.
Then, Yu Rouzi raised her hand again and said, "Then, Senior Bai, could you send us there using the 'Disposable Flying Sword Version 003'? All the seniors in the group have received their gifts and experienced the thrill of the Meteor Sword... I haven't received my gift yet!"
Beside him, Master Tongxuan, Guo Da, and Young Master Miefeng all stiffened. Oh, so it's version 003. I was wondering why the Meteor Sword special effects were so much more advanced than the previous one-time use ones!
But why did Venerable Spirit Butterfly's daughter volunteer to try it?
Senior Bai: "........."
He looked at Yu Rouzi, who had an eager expression on her face, and felt a little complicated.
At this moment, Venerable Spirit Butterfly arrived and said rather apologetically, "Fellow Daoist Bai, I haven't had a chance to give Yu Rouzi the gift you gave her before, and I ended up using it. Hahaha, well, if it's not too much trouble, could you please give Yu Rouzi another gift?"
Senior Bai: "......."
This father and daughter both think the 'disposable meteor sword' is a lot of fun?
It seems the 'Disposable Meteor Sword 004 Edition' will be released soon, as I've recently gained new insights into missile research!
..............
Yu Rouzi finally obtained a fresh 'Disposable Meteor Sword 003 Edition'.
“Senior Song, let’s go back to ‘Broken Immortal Platform’ together, it’s sure to be super fun!” Yu Rouzi waved to Song Shuhang.
"No, I'd better go back with Senior Tianyu and the others." Song Shuhang forced a smile. Being dragged into the competition by Senior Tianyu was already terrifying enough; if he went back on the 'Disposable Flying Sword Version 003', he would definitely die!
"Well then, seniors, I'll be going now!" Yu Rouzi didn't mind at all; her mind was entirely focused on the 'disposable flying sword' right now.
As soon as he finished speaking, Senior White activated the flying sword.
Yu Rouzi first spun the airflow at high speed in place, emitting a seven-colored light, and then flew directly into the sky, drawing various patterns in the sky, and flew towards the Duanxiantai.
The faint sounds of Yu Rouzi's laughter and exclamations could still be heard from above.
She seemed really happy!
Lingdie Venerable, Senior Bai, Lu Tianyu, Song Shuhang, Master Tongxuan, Guo Da, Young Master Miefeng, and Liu Jian all paid their respects to Yu Rouzi.
Watching Yu Rouzi fly further and further away, and hearing her laughter echoing in the distance, Senior Bai stroked his chin, his feelings incredibly complicated.
The Spirit Butterfly Venerable had a look of relief on her face. Yu Rouzi was so cute today! As long as she's happy!
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.....
“Then, Senior Bai, let’s go and join the seniors in the group,” Lu Tianyu said.
Then, Lu Tianyu opened the spatial portal and led the group inside.
Guo Da and the others looked at this thing with curiosity. This was a legendary method of traversing immortality. They never expected to see it today!
It was still about a lowly third-rank dragon.
The next second, the group appeared in the area where the Broken Immortal Platform was located.
Just as Master Tongxuan was about to greet the fellow Daoists in the group, he suddenly saw the little monk standing with DouDou.
After bowing to the fellow Daoists in the group, he approached the young monk with a kind smile.
Upon seeing this, the seniors of the Kyushu group all stopped their modifications and smiled at Abbot Tongxuan.
Lianhua, Kanna, and the others also looked over curiously.
..........................
"Clap!"
"Ahhh! Abbot, I was wrong, I was really wrong!"
"Clap clap clap!"
"Aaaaaah... Abbot, please stop hitting me! I can't take it anymore, my hemorrhoids are going to come out..."
"Clap clap clap clap clap..."
"Aaaaaah... Abbot, no... I... I'm about to poop out..."
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