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The two venerable ones exchanged ideas continuously, drawing inferences from one instance to another. Inspiration flowed forth endlessly, unstoppable. The creative ideas they came up with became increasingly astounding.

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Song Shuhang continued to light candles for the participants.

"Yu Rouzi, when you participate in the competition, you must wear strong defensive armor!" Song Shuhang turned around and said to Yu Rouzi earnestly.

We also need to make Lianhua and Kanna wear defensive armor!

As for Senior Tianyu, forget it. With his strength, I'd be surprised if this power could even blast a single hair off him.

"Yes, thank you for your concern, Senior Song!" Yu Rouzi said with a smile. "Then, I will also prepare a powerful set of defensive armor for Senior Song and Senior Tianyu."

"What? Me?" Song Shuhang was stunned for a moment, then quickly waved his hand and said, "No need, no need, no need to prepare anything for me, I'm not participating!"

"I don't need it. Yu Rouzi can help me prepare a set for Lianhua and the others, and I'll give them a few protective jade talismans as well," Lu Tianyu said with a smile.

“Okay, Senior Tianyu.” Yu Rouzi nodded and looked at Song Shuhang, asking, “Senior Song, are you really not going to participate? What a pity! It’s such an exciting competition. You’ll definitely regret it if you don’t participate.”

"Haha, this kind of exciting, high-octane competition isn't really my thing. I prefer a calmer kind of competition," Song Shuhang chuckled dryly. He wouldn't regret it, absolutely not!

On the contrary, he would regret it for the rest of his life if he participated in the competition!

“I have a feeling that Senior Song will definitely participate in the competition. I have a premonition!” Yu Rouzi said.

Song Shuhang: "......."

Pshaw, pshaw, pshaw! Children say the darndest things, may this bring you good fortune!

Lu Tianyu silently watched Song Shuhang, who had an expression that clearly indicated he would not participate, and smiled inwardly.

You think you can run away? This is a great opportunity to take you bungee jumping!

A hand-operated tractor bungee jumping on the moon – anyone interested?

Chapter 104 The Last Trio Arrives

While Song Shuhang and his two companions were chatting, Song Shuhang suddenly seemed to have thought of something.

"Yu Rouzi, can I borrow your phone for a moment? I need to log into my chat account." Song Shuhang asked Yu Rouzi.

His phone was confiscated by Senior Bai, who ostensibly to convert it into a "global roaming" phone. However, Song Shuhang guessed that Senior Bai was doing this to prevent him from prematurely informing the other seniors in the group, which would ruin the Meteor Shower Plan...

"Okay." After saying that, Yu Rouzi logged out of her account and handed her phone to Song Shuhang.

"Thank you," Song Shuhang said, taking the phone and quickly logging into his account.

At this moment, Lu Tianyu realized that he seemed to have forgotten to buy a cell phone. He turned around and smiled, "Shuhang, could you please ask Senior Huangshan to buy me a few cell phones, including Lianhua's and the others'? I'll give him the money later."

“Okay.” Song Shuhang nodded, logged into his account, and the Kyushu No. 1 group was filled with 999 message boxes.

Song Shuhang casually opened the Kyushu No. 1 group.

Then, he went blind!

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Various expressions of Baek Jong-un are flooding the screen.

The seniors in the group have all changed their profile pictures to various expressions of Senior White.

Senior White with twin ponytails, Senior White with a single ponytail, Senior White with a bun hairstyle, Senior White with a flower bud hairstyle, Senior White with a courtly hairstyle. He almost thought that all the seniors in the group had become Senior White's alternate accounts.

Then there's the chat history in the group.

Adorable Senior Baek, shy Senior Baek, cute Senior Baek, Senior Baek sweating, Senior Baek's smile, Senior Baek's disdain, Senior Baek's blessing...................

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Take a deep breath, take a deep breath!

Although Song Shuhang had already guessed that Yu Rouzi had sent the 'Senior Bai's emoji packs' to the group chat... he was also mentally prepared to be shocked when he opened the chat group and saw all sorts of Senior Bai's emoji packs.

However... when he actually saw so many dazzling 'Senior White's expressions,' Song Shuhang realized that his mental preparation was far too fragile and utterly vulnerable!

If you don't court death, you won't die. Why can't the experienced members of the group understand such a simple truth?

Or was it Senior Mad Blade Three Waves and Master Copper Divination who subtly raised the 'suicide value' of all the seniors in the group?

Scrolling down the chat history, Song Shuhang discovered that the senior members in the group had begun to seriously discuss how to modify a hand tractor.

However, there are still a few seniors who, with the mentality of "it's hopeless anyway," continue to court death and often post Senior White's emojis in the "Nine Provinces No. 1 Group."

Perhaps they think... Senior White's punishment of 'emojis' Meteor Shower is over, and one offense cannot be punished twice, so they can freely send Senior White's emojis.

How naive!

Song Shuhang said he would wait patiently and carefully preserve the videos of his predecessors being sent to the depths of space as miners.

Use it to remind myself!

Take a deep breath, keep taking deep breaths.

Song Shuhang asked Yu Rouzi, "Yu Rouzi, did you make all these emojis?"

"Mmm, Senior Song, I did a great job, right? I also made the emojis for the other seniors in the group, and now I'm making one for Senior Song!" Yu Rouzi stared at Song Shuhang with her bright, sparkling eyes, her face saying, 'I'm awesome, praise me!'

“Very…not bad.” Song Shuhang chuckled dryly.

After finally calming down, Song Shuhang opened the profile picture of 'Seven Lives Talisman Lord' and sent a message: "Senior Seven Lives Talisman, when shall we meet? I will trade the 'Blood God Diamond' to you?"

Master Qisheng quickly replied: "Don't worry, young friend Shuhang! Didn't Senior Bai say he was going to hold a 'hand-held tractor race' in the group today? Just now, Senior Bai asked me for my coordinates in the Pacific Ocean, and he directly set the finish line of the tractor race to be in the Pacific Ocean. So I will also be assisting. Young friend Shuhang will definitely participate in this race, right? Then we'll see you at the finish line!"

Song Shuhang quickly replied, "No, no, no, Senior Seven Lives Talisman, I will not participate in this competition."

Master of the Seven Lives Talisman Palace: "Huh? Young friend Shuhang isn't participating in this competition? It seems like it would be really interesting!"

At this moment, Lu Tianyu, who had been secretly watching the screen, spoke up: "Shuhang, tell Senior Qishengfu that I will take you there."

Song Shuhang then relayed Lu Tianyu's words to the Lord of the Seven Lives Palace.

He also sent a message to a senior in Huangshan, asking him to help him buy a few mobile phones.

After ending the call with the Lord of Seven Lives, Song Shuhang logged out of his account and returned the phone to Yu Rouzi.

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Just then.

"Look, Senior Song, Senior Tianyu, there are shooting stars!" Yu Rouzi suddenly said, "Three of them! Make a wish upon them, seniors. What are your wishes?"

Lu Tianyu looked up and smiled mysteriously.

Song Shuhang looked up at the sky and saw three meteors streaking across the sky and falling rapidly.

Song Shuhang quickly made three wishes: "I don't want to participate in the hand tractor race... I don't want to participate in the hand tractor race... I don't want to participate in the hand tractor race!"

Huh?

Wait!

Of these three shooting stars, one suddenly started spinning as it flew, and it also emitted that familiar seven-colored light.

This scene looks so familiar.

Moreover, these three meteors seem to be falling towards their location?

Ah, I see. This is the 'Disposable Meteor Sword 003 Edition' meteor shower mode, but this meteor shower is a bit small and didn't catch up with the main force.

As the three meteor showers drew closer, Song Shuhang and the others heard a series of screams.

"Aaaaaaahhhhh..." A particularly cheerful scream, sung in a tenor voice. The owner of the voice was passionate and unrestrained, screaming as he pleased.

"Ahhh...ahhh...ahhhh..." A scream was forcibly suppressed, a soft, neutral voice. The owner of the voice seemed to be trying hard to stop himself from screaming, but the screams only made things sound strange.

"..." The last one, there was no scream. All sounds were suppressed.

The three figures drew closer and closer.

The last figure was a bald monk, his hands clasped together, his mouth tightly shut, making no sound.

When Song Shuhang saw him, he immediately thought of a senior member of the Kyushu No. 1 Group, Master Tongxuan.

Only a master of silent meditation could endure such a situation and remain completely silent.

Then the figure in the middle, who was making a strange, suppressed sound, was a man with long hair casually tied in a ponytail. He seemed to have cultivated some special technique, and his skin was as smooth as jade. More importantly, he was wearing large, black-rimmed glasses. Could cultivators be nearsighted? Or was he cultivating some special technique?

The last one, with a bold and unrestrained shout, was... a Black man? Not the African kind, but just a large, dark-skinned man with a buzz cut. His shout was loud and unrestrained!

Chapter 105 - I Get Motion Sick (Please Subscribe)

At this moment, Senior White, who was in the distance, sensed the 'Disposable Meteor Sword 003 Edition' falling from the sky. Senior White was setting up the track and naturally could not allow the three people falling from the sky to disrupt the track setup.

So, Senior White pointed to three shooting stars in the sky, which landed crookedly next to Lu Tianyu and the others.

"Awesome, awesome!" Yu Rouzi's eyes lit up. She felt that the disposable meteor sword was so exciting. She would ask Senior Bai to send her another one in a little while so she could fly away again.

Three large craters were smashed into the beach.

Then, Master Tongxuan was the first to climb out of the pit. He glanced at Song Shuhang and the other three, smiled slightly, and clasped his hands together in a gesture of respect.

Following the "starry sky bungee jumping" photos that Senior Bai posted in the group space last time, the seniors in the group all remembered this young man who was willing to sacrifice himself.

"Greetings, Master Tongxuan." Song Shuhang returned the greeting with his hands clasped together.

Lu Tianyu, Yu Rouzi, and Liu Jianyi, the eldest disciple of the Spirit Butterfly Venerable, also clasped their hands together and bowed, saying, "Greetings, Master Tongxuan."

After Master Tongxuan finished his greetings, he looked at Senior Bai and Venerable Lingdie in the distance, and his right eyelid started twitching uncontrollably, like he was having a seizure.

Master Tongxuan: "........."

I have a bad feeling about this place. I don't know if it's too late to leave and go back to my old home.

Then, two more unfamiliar senior members of the Kyushu No. 1 group emerged from the pit.

The dark-skinned senior on the left looked at Song Shuhang and grinned: "So that must be young friend Song Shuhang. As expected, seeing is believing. You're quite impressive."

"You flatter me, senior," Song Shuhang said shyly.

The dark-skinned senior smiled slightly: "I am 'Broken Sun Halberd Guo Da' from the No. 1 Group of Kyushu. I just finished my three-year seclusion a few days ago, so you may not have seen me in the group yet. However, I know a lot about your deeds, and the fellow Daoists in the group speak highly of you."

"It's all thanks to the seniors for their high praise," Song Shuhang said with a shy smile.