Miss Lin is a hunky VTuber today?

"What I mean is, these two seniors, Xiao hope and Xiao Tao, are a very interesting pair of domestic virtual idols, and they are also a rare video duo, which is worth learning from."

"Oh? So you just sit there on your phone watching their silly stand-up comedy and laughing so hard you're scratching the sofa?"

The young lady glanced at her and directly exposed the guy's ugly side!

How did you know?!

Xu Lin was getting a little anxious.

After all, nothing about their current situation has been made public yet. If the young lady says this, isn't she just revealing herself? But she is experienced in live streaming, so she quickly pretended to be shocked and asked back.

"The boss told me that?"

"Well, how can you watch a crosstalk performance without laughing? If you don't laugh, is it even considered listening to crosstalk?"

"Alright, alright, hurry up! If there's anything else you want to recommend, then hurry up!"

The young lady was too lazy to pay attention to this guy, and knowing that she had just misspoke, she simply let Xu Lin continue.

"Alright~ Listen up, young lady~"

"Speaking of Xiaoxi and Xiaotao, let's not praise anything else, let's first praise their mature 3D technology and their imaginative ideas!"

"wait!"

Upon hearing that Xu Lin's tone was off, the young lady couldn't help but interrupt her again.

"What's wrong?"

"Why does this tune sound so familiar?"

Hey! Isn't this...?

"Ok?"

"It's a classic joke from a crosstalk performance about Goubuli steamed buns!"

"Damn! So it's a comedy routine after all!"

The young lady couldn't help but swear.

How did she end up getting caught up in Xu Lin's conversation again?

【Hahahahahaha】

【No, this really isn't a script, Miss, you're going too far, hahaha】

These two must listen to a lot of crosstalk, lol

"Alright, alright, stop fooling around."

Xu Lin has finished his crosstalk performance and his opening remarks have been amusing enough, so he's ready to move on to some casual conversation.

"Who's been making a scene?!"

The young lady glared at her with displeasure. What was a perfectly good outdoor chat had been completely ruined by her actions!

"It's all because you, Miss, were such a great straight man, I couldn't help myself..."

"So you're blaming me now?!"

Youyue stood with her hands on her hips, glaring angrily, her little pink fists clenched tightly. If Xu Lin continued to say something mean, she was about to hit him!

"No, no, no, Miss, you are so beautiful that you could fly to the moon and catch turtles in the four seas, you could fight five armies and retreat to a grand hall..."

As Xu Lin spoke, he realized something was off, and his voice gradually faded.

"You dare mock me for not being able to cook?!"

The young lady slammed her hand on the table and roared.

"No way! I meant you're beautiful! Haven't you heard of 'beauty is food for the eyes'?"

"Oh, so you're saying I look good enough to eat, right?"

"Miss."

Xu Lin slumped wearily onto the table, his tone suddenly turning dejected.

"Ok?"

"If you want to beat me up, just say so. There's no need to beat around the bush and argue with me..."

"Oh! Then I won't be polite!"

"Yamero! You're really going to hit me!?"

【Hahahahahaha】

This is hilarious!

Viewers, are these two really not together? Something feels off about me!

"Cough cough!"

After making a ruckus, Xu Lin coughed twice to maintain his dignity.

"So, next up is the topic of today's live stream. Actually, we didn't prepare anything. We just wanted to start the live stream and chat with everyone because the movie started too long."

"Yes, that's right. The idea of ​​outdoor live streaming came from Ruoye, and it has absolutely nothing to do with me!"

This time, it's Youyue's turn to cause trouble.

"Young Miss, what about our friendship from when we were classmates?"

Xu Lin asked in surprise.

But the young lady was even more surprised than she was!

"Wasn't that toy fed to the dogs from the start?!"

"Oh, this..."

"That's fine."

"Is that okay?"

"What else can we do?"

Xu Lin shrugged and sighed.

"The ship of friendship can capsize so easily."

"Let's talk about what we've done today. It's been half an hour since the broadcast started, and all we've done is tell jokes!"

"Whose fault is this?!"

"So, today, we went out in the afternoon. I picked up the young lady from downstairs."

Xu Lin ignored the young lady's complaints and continued speaking on his own.

Fortunately, the two chose seats at the very back of the store, where there was no one around. Otherwise, Xu Lin wouldn't have dared to start broadcasting so directly.

"Yes, that's true. But Ruoye invited me to the movie. I only came with her because I felt sorry for her."

Xu Youyue maintained her arrogant persona as always.

"That's true. It's just that it's really awkward for me to come to a movie theater alone. It's better to have someone with me."

Xu Lin didn't deny it; he was very straightforward and his tone was calm.

[Wait, what movie are you guys watching?]

Is the movie you two are going to see the same one I'm going to see later?

Ah, I think I understand now!

P.S.: I can't take it anymore, this style of writing crosstalk is a bit addictive, I can't stop writing it now, hahaha!

Chapter 43, Section 43: Commander! The vehicle is ready!

"Did you go to see that movie?"

Xu Lin immediately sensed something was wrong when he saw this comment. If they went out to see a movie on this day, even if they said they weren't seeing this movie, the audience wouldn't believe them!

Moreover, during the brief silence between the two, viewers who had been alerted by a few comments and realized the key point had already flooded the screen with comments, making it impossible for them to pretend they hadn't seen it.

"Guess?"

The young lady first played dumb to buy time, then patted Xu Lin's thigh, signaling her to quickly come up with a way to fool her.

[This reaction is hilarious!]

[It's definitely Weathering With You, no doubt about it]

It's really hard for viewers not to have impure thoughts when a man and a woman go to the cinema to watch Makoto Shinkai's animated romance film.

Although everyone knows that men and women who go to the movies together in real life are not necessarily lovers, they may be siblings or close friends.

However, the generally accepted concept of pure friendship between men and women only exists when they find each other unattractive. Xu Lin and the young lady...

In the audience's imagination, it's impossible to call him ugly, especially since the boss once publicly said, "Our company has a requirement for appearance during the interview for livers in order to prevent the real person from being exposed."

Therefore, Wakaba and Sakura, the longest-lasting and most recognized sweet-talking duo in ESC, always represent a different kind of charm in the eyes of the audience.

Well, Xu Lin had already anticipated this day three months ago when he first saw the post publicly betting on when the two of them would confirm their relationship.

So she's not too panicked yet.

Because, obviously, the netizen who posted the message failed in their prediction. Although the two of them were already living together due to some supernatural factors, they still had a long way to go before confirming their relationship.

What couple gets together after watching a movie together for the first time?

That's not a girlfriend, that's a female hookup, right?

"It's just watching a movie together, what are you thinking?"

Xu Lin said calmly, without a trace of warmth or detachment.

"To be honest, viewers, don't you all have good friends of the opposite sex who aren't interested in each other? We just live close by, so we're relatively close."

【No】