Miss Lin is a hunky VTuber today?

I thought the old man had figured out that I had transformed, but it turns out he thought I was two different people, like a young lady who was two-timing.

Xu Lin wasn't too disappointed when her hopes were dashed, since she had already felt from the beginning that she could never go back to her original form.

Carrying the bewildered young lady out, Xu Lin let out another long sigh.

"Huh? What does the old man mean? Why is he looking at me like that?"

The young lady was still completely bewildered, so she could only ask Xu Lin, who seemed to understand something.

"He... he thinks you're a gold digger."

"what!?"

. . . . . .

The two explained as they walked, and after circling around, they returned to the commercial area in front of the snack street.

After walking for so long, the two were exhausted and decided to find a shop to rest for a while, so they randomly picked a dessert shop.

"Hmm... I'll just have a mango smoothie, Xu Lin, what do you want?"

"A cup of red bean milk tea, please."

For some reason, Xu Lin unusually ordered a milk tea; normally, she would have ordered more lemon black tea.

"There are still two hours until the movie starts, is there anything we should do?"

The two sat down, and Xu Lin took out his phone to check it, finding no messages to reply to. He then asked, seemingly bored.

"Damn it, what does the old man mean?! How could I possibly be a scumbag woman?!"

However, the young lady was still immersed in the embarrassment and anger of being misunderstood, and did not hear what Xu Lin was saying at all.

"Next time I go, I'm going to glue his two favorite books back together so he can never see them again!"

"Hey, hey, hey, Miss, your nagging is getting a bit dangerous! The old man misunderstood, so what? Is it really that serious? What if he gets so upset that he passes out?"

Xu Lin, his face full of exasperation, reached out and nudged the young lady's head, pulling her out of her reverie.

"Huh? Why did you push me!"

"If I don't wake you up, you'll become a murderer!"

"Hmph! I'm not that petty!"

The couple's usual bickering only stopped after the waitress brought out their food, and the conversation then returned to how to kill time.

"There are still two hours left... What should we do...?"

The young lady lay listlessly on the table, nibbling on the rapidly melting shaved ice.

"How about we start an outdoor live stream?"

Xu Lin was silent for a while, then came up with a crazy idea.

"How do you turn on outdoor mode for a virtual human? Doesn't turning it on expose where the person is?"

The young lady was a little confused. Xu Lin's crazy idea was really unreliable. She opened her mouth wide and complained.

"We'll rely on the audience's imagination."

However, the white-haired girl just shrugged and said something completely unreliable.

A virtual human broadcasting outdoors, where the audience's imagination is the sole basis for the visuals.

That's still just random talk, isn't it?

"Hello everyone, welcome to our outdoor live stream collaboration..."

Ten minutes later, a live stream called "[Those with strong imaginations can enter]" suddenly started! The young lady greeted the viewers listlessly.

The audience also actively interacted with her using question marks.

【????outdoor】

Where's the video?

So it really was all just wishful thinking?

Yes, during Xu Lin and You Yue's outdoor live stream, the only thing on the screen was a fan-drawn picture of the two of them.

"Ahem, good afternoon everyone. This is a live stream room for two people doing outdoor talk shows, crosstalk, food, and virtual handsome men and beautiful women. I am your host, Ruoye."

Xu Lin, on the other hand, seemed quite interested, and he started spouting a long string of strange remarks.

[Please let me see your face, streamer!]

[This long string of prefixes "www"]

What the heck?!

"What the heck is that long string of modifiers you're using?"

Even the young lady couldn't help but complain, but Xu Lin remained serious, his face full of earnestness.

"Hey, Miss, look, isn't our live stream a duo stream?"

"Ah, yes."

"So, are we doing a live stream outdoors right now?"

"yes?"

"Then tell me again, aren't we, as livers from XP, virtual beings?"

"Hey, wait a minute, you're from XP, but I'm from ESC!"

"Okay, okay, these are just minor details."

"The company name is a minor detail, never mind, please continue."

"Then tell me, what's this on our table?"

"Desserts and other delicious foods."

"Finally, aren't we handsome men and beautiful women?"

"Of course I am, but you..."

The young lady carefully examined Xu Lin's white hair, red eyes, and cute, delicate face, and said with great hesitation.

"I guess you could say that."

"That's right! This is exactly what a virtual live stream room for two people doing outdoor talk shows, comedy, food, and featuring handsome men and beautiful women is all about!"

Xu Lin clapped his hands, looking at him with an expression that said, "How could you be so stupid?"

"and many more!"

The young lady suddenly reached out and interrupted Xu Lin.

"So where is this crosstalk performance?"

"We're talking about this right now!"

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Section 42, Chapter 42: Outdoor Live Streaming

"Who the hell is telling you a stand-up comedy routine?!"

The young lady slapped Xu Lin on the head and said in an annoyed tone.

[Haha, the crosstalk group is alright]

[@XiaoxiXiaotao! Come out quickly, someone's stealing your business!]

"No, no, there's no need for that, audience. We're just amateurs, how can we compare to the top domestic virtual idol crosstalk performers?"

Xu Lin ignored the young lady's eye roll and instead started bantering with the viewers in the live chat.

"She's the best at crosstalk among virtual idols, the best at anime commentary among crosstalk performers, and the fastest at CPU-driven anime commentary. It's just that she's a bit slow at having children; it's been over a year and her granddaughter still hasn't been born."

Xu Lin was also a long-time viewer of a certain silly crosstalk duo, so he was very familiar with their catchphrases and points of ridicule, and immediately reached a consensus with the comments section.

[Grass www Wakaba, this is an old dd]

"Huh? What are you talking about?"

The young lady didn't know much about it, so she didn't react immediately and asked a question.

"Ah, I just saw that Xiaoxi and Xiaotao were mentioned in the comments, so I just expressed my respect for them. After all, they are our seniors, so it's only right to praise them."

"Oh, those two seniors! Haha, haha! I know, I know!"

The young lady gave a dry laugh, her tone full of embarrassment.

“Eh*罒▽罒*”

Xu Lin instantly perked up.

"Miss, you don't actually know them, do you? That can't be! These two are part of our internship materials. Don't tell me you really don't know them?"

"I...I..."

"I was busy at the time and didn't hear it! I'll fix it when I get back!"

"I think you don't need to go back to fix it. I'll just stay here and explain it to you, okay?"

"Wait a minute..."

The young lady interrupted Xu Lin, who was enthusiastically preparing to recommend something, and squinted at him while making a sarcastic remark.

"Take back your stand-up comedy accent first! How did a perfectly good outdoor live stream turn into a stand-up comedy performance?"

[Hahaha, Ruoye is an old-school crosstalk comedian!]

[Even the young lady's accent has been influenced, hahaha]

"Cough cough!"

Xu Lin cleared his throat somewhat awkwardly, adjusted his voice, and began again.