Miss Lin is a hunky VTuber today?

Looking at the flirtatious records between the two on the phone, and hearing the other person's gentle and elegant girlish voice message, it's the same as having your mentality collapse on the spot. Some things are wonderful when they are just memes on the Internet or exist in the world of anime, but once they come into reality, you will find that you are still a dead straight male brat.

When this bumbling author encountered four cross-dressing men who wanted to sword fight him within a month, he completely shut down the voice-over software and reformed himself, no longer flirting.

Getting back to the main point, Xu Lin deliberately flipped through the five strange books he had prepared, found the strange book written by Bubble himself, put it on the screen, and then coughed twice.

"Since you wrote it yourself, then... please?"

"Can I not read it...?"

As it turns out, even the biggest pervert will feel shy if you call him up onto the stage, make him go into heat in front of thousands of people, and then later make him into slices for even more people to admire.

"Don't be a coward, go for it, Bubble! Weren't you pretty brave when you were writing weird books to annoy me? Why are you scared now?!"

Xu Lin could barely contain her mischievous grin. Seriously, she had long wanted to teach those weird comment editors a lesson, so she was taking advantage of the 3D live stream to finally solve the problem.

"Well... okay then."

"I can't forget Ms. Ruoye, I can't forget her every smile and gesture during her live streams, I can't forget her beautiful singing voice, I can't forget the way she scolded me..."

(No, this is too damn weird, so I'll just skip it. If you want to see it, just go to the comments section of Saint Jia Ran, or any VUP's comments section where you can find all sorts of variant weird texts.)

Holy crap!!!

"Wow, bro, you really know how to read with such expression!"

Xu Lin was about to throw up after patiently waiting for Bubble to finish reading. She really was about to throw up, not because a guy was aroused by her, but because this "strange book" was called a strange book because it was just too damn weird! Anyone who could write this stuff was definitely not a normal person. Either they were obsessed with anime and had gone mad, or they were just perverts.

But it is precisely because it is strange, subtly disgusting yet interesting, that it spread. Although it initially had some mocking meaning, it has now undoubtedly become a meme.

But that's in written form. If someone actually reads that to you, it's so embarrassing and disgusting that you'd want to dig a nuclear silo out of your toes and vomit up the Indian Ocean!

"After all, I wrote it myself..."

"I give up, bro, I give up... Is this torture for you guys or for me?! Why do I feel so ashamed?!"

[Hahaha, Master Xing's classic remake]

I think you should have anticipated this outcome when you were designing this part.

"No, never mind, Brother Bubble, let's end our live stream here for today, okay? We're short on time, so we won't chat any longer. Is there anything else you'd like to say?"

After Xu Lin finished speaking, the person on the other end of the voice call remained silent for a long time. Just as she was about to say something to break the awkward silence, Bubble suddenly spoke up.

"Brother Ruoye, I want to be your dog."

"I only keep cats, not dogs, sorry!"

Xu Lin then quickly hung up the phone.

These are truly terrifying brothers.

Not owning a dog is just too lame, hahaha.

Good heavens, the dog party is furious!

"Keeping only cats and not dogs means... raising a pampered princess is enough?"

"Oh... I'm a little hesitant to keep trying. Why did I get the bubble one on the very first try? It's not that the bubble one is bad, it's just... oh..."

"Bubble, this guy is really terrifying, okay? No, how can you read it with such emotion?! How many times have you read it in private?!"

[How can this turn white?]

[Can't get whiter, can't get whiter]

[Bubble: Sorry, Ruoye-nii, but I really couldn't help it!]

"Huh??? Bubble, seriously, I suggest you stop hanging around with me. Go make more friends, find a good man, and get married. I'm a married man, we're not a good match."

【Family Grass www】

[This is unbelievable, it's the first time I've ever seen someone reject fans like this, hahaha]

[Bubble, don't cry, stand up and fight! Come fencing with me!]

Although it was said in a joke, Xu Lin genuinely hoped that some fans wouldn't have any unrealistic fantasies about her. Seriously, the chances of succeeding in a VUP/VTT profession are even lower than liking a regular streamer. With VUP/VTT, if you win a lot of money and become familiar with the streamer, you can even meet them offline. With more contact, there's still a chance. But the special nature of virtual streamers means that ordinary viewers have absolutely no chance.

No virtual streamer with professional ethics can ever truly connect with their fans, no matter how rich they are; their actual success rate is even lower than that of a regular streamer.

That's just how reality is. As for those who go out of their way to send you gifts, those kinds of people aren't worth your affection, right?

"Ahem, next one then, okay? Huh? How come there are more than a dozen captains now? Seriously, bro, you guys are really into this? Your tastes are so weird!"

"Okay, okay, good grief, the get off work hours have been extended again, and I haven't had dinner yet..."

Xu Lin complained sincerely that in order to maintain her best performance for the opening show and not be too full to dance, she hadn't eaten anything and had endured it until now. It was already eight o'clock, and her stomach was really hungry.

"So, who is the second person to be drawn?..."

Chapter 26, Section 404: You're really strange.

For Xu Lin, her fans have always been her friends, and what she is most willing to do is to go to great lengths for her friends.

"Congratulations to another lucky winner! Hmm, another old friend. Come on, Seventy, get ready for your punishment!"

A true brother is someone who lends a helping hand in times of crisis, but then plunges you into danger in times of peace!

The white-haired girl cheered and congratulated another captain who was about to meet his demise.

[Seventy: Ah... no, I haven't posted any strange articles!]

"You didn't post it? Let me tell you, Brother Ruoye has a very good memory. Seventy, right? Your last comment on the strange book was under the video on October 12th, and it got over five hundred likes."

【seventy:?】

[This woman is kind of scary, damn!]

No, who would remember that!

"Haha, I told you you can't escape. Come on, Seventy, get out of your shell and embrace social death, hurry up and answer the phone!"

Before this, Xu Lin had already made a nearly ten-second voice call to Qi Shi, so now he was just pressing him for an answer.

"..."

"Hey."

Seventy's voice was slightly sharp and piercing, but not unpleasant; it sounded very energetic, like a big boy.

"Oh~ I've noticed that my captains all have pretty good voices. It seems like we can start planning fan-participation concerts from now on. Hello, Seventy, is there anything you want to say? Do you want Ruoye-nii or Ruoye-neechan?"

The white-haired girl, with her hands behind her back and a look of pure joy on her face, made her expression even more girlish, like a lively little devil, grinning as she played pranks on humans.

"Ahem, that's fine now, good evening, Wakaba."

After all, she's usually a homebody, so being suddenly pulled into this kind of situation made her a little shy, and she didn't speak very confidently. To put it simply, her voice was a bit soft.

"Hey, don't be so shy. I've seen you being quite lively when you tease me in the group chat."

Xu Lin waved his hand, acting like they were good buddies.

By the way, she's using a female voice now, which is soft and sweet. Combined with the handsome model and their current buddy-buddy demeanor, it creates a unique and adorable contrast.

Like that tomboyish childhood friend who didn't care about you when you were young and naive, or like that beautiful and mature older sister in your youth.

Yes, they really are similar, because these two types of people are just like Xu Lin right now, not considering the boy in front of them as a potential romantic partner.

"So this is considered revenge... Anyway, congratulations to Wakaba on completing the 3D model, it's beautiful."

"Thanks~, so what kind of weird books do you want to read, Seventy? I've prepared a lot of them w, we have plenty of time, I can even work overtime today w, we can take it slow?"

As Xu Lin spoke, he couldn't help but chuckle mischievously, his clear and melodious voice gradually making people's hearts flutter.

Having been a girl for so long, she's finally figured out how to attract fans. In the future, Ruoye will probably have to add another business model.

"No, no, no, you're fine working overtime, but I might just explode on the spot."

Seventy refused hastily, her voice almost exploding.

Holy crap! A bizarre, sequential reading book? A contest between Wakaba and me to see who dies of embarrassment first?! That's hell on earth!

"That strange document?"

The white-haired girl tilted her head and asked with a smile.

"I'll read, I'll read. You can pick one, Ruoye."

Qi Shi immediately admitted defeat and decided to finish reading as soon as possible to end the social death. Fortunately, she didn't have any friends watching Wakaba with her, otherwise she might have really died on the spot.

"I'll just pick anything~~"

The white-haired girl lightly tapped her chin with her index finger, revealing an embarrassed smile.

"That's not a good idea, hehehew"

"What do you want, Ruoye-ge?"

Seventy suddenly realized something was wrong.

"Those kinds of strange books are naturally written and read by the author. Do you think I wouldn't be prepared if I remembered how many likes your strange book from more than ten days ago was?"

Xu Lin looked up at the sky and circled around in place, step by step.

"Yamero!!"

"Too late! Haha! You asked me to help you choose!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Lin pulled out a brand new, strange book.

"Go ahead, you've created your own mess, so you should read it yourself."

Hahahaha!

[How come I never noticed Wakaba had such a mischievous side before? She's so cute!]

[Terrible, tragically tragic]

【You're so lucky to have gotten seventy!】

[Before? Didn't you think it was weird to give Wakaba-san a little devil attribute?]

The chat was full of mockery, and there were even sarcastic remarks from other captains.