Miss Lin is a hunky VTuber today?

【Brother Ruoye, you're overthinking it (laughs)】

"No? I feel like you bunch of little bastards are trying to fool me."

Xu Lin looked at the comments with a skeptical expression and scratched her head. The question was a bit beyond her knowledge and difficult to answer.

"So, the next one? I'll try it out when I get back and let you know."

But before Xu Lin could finish speaking, the young lady walked directly to her side and took her hand, pressing her thumb firmly on it.

"Hmm... alright, it's the young lady's thumb on top."

Although he already sensed something was off, Xu Lin didn't really care about being labeled as the top or bottom—it would all come down to business in bed, and Lin-chan... had never won a single time!

【ohhhhhhh!】

[Sakura is the seme! Sakura has stood up!]

【Nice!! Yay!】

"I don't understand what you guys are getting so worked up about. Does it really matter that much who's the top?"

Although Xu Lin also ships couples, he only cares about how sweet the relationship is. He doesn't care about who is the top or bottom, or whether the relationship is reversible. This is especially true after he started dating Xu Youyue.

Because anyone who has actually tried it knows that everyone has a vulnerable side. It's not like in comics where the dominant one is always the dominant one and the submissive one is always the submissive one.

In reality, couples are more complementary to each other.

Well, regarding the question of sexual positions in bed...

Even a young lady sometimes wants to enjoy herself!

P.S.: Surprisingly, no one guessed that this was something I hadn't thought of! Waaah, it must be because my writing is terrible.

P.S.: It's from Vocaloid's "Dramaturgy"~

Chapter 25, Section 403: Lin Jiang's 3D Livestream Antics Are Indispensable (4500-word Chapter)

The question of who is the top and who is the bottom in Sakura Wakaba is a long-standing one among fans.

At first, everyone thought that Ruoye was definitely the dominant one. There was no way this could go wrong, absolutely not. How could they lose when the dragon was right in front of them? Ruoye is a guy, not a pretty boy. This young lady is all sweetness and no arrogance. How could this pairing be reversed?

Then it went in the opposite direction...

First, Xu Lin revealed that she was female, and then her sudden change of identity gave the Sakura seme party room to survive. Then, the follow-up revelations from the amusement park trip made some people feel that something was amiss while enjoying the sweetness. After that, the whole club started revealing information together after the team building trip officially confirmed their relationship.

But the worst thing was the betrayal from her own sister, Yuzu. Yuzu revealed that her older sister was probably the bottom one.

And then came today, Ye Gongdang died on the spot, Ying Gongdang stood up and celebrated the New Year with drums and gongs.

Ultimately, the audience of Ruoye and Xuying, the two VUPs, is mostly male. They're just having fun with the memes. Who's the top and who's the bottom doesn't really matter. They just want to see this couple go on happily ever after.

To satisfy my fantasies about raising a daughter or having lesbian relationships, okay, that's enough.

Let's turn our attention back to Xu Lin, who is currently live-streaming.

After the marshmallow Q&A session, it's time for the bonus segment that the audience loves to see but that Izanagi (the host) vehemently opposes.

No way, having Rin-chan act cute is just unethical! Yan-jie is one thing, she's a proper girl, and she's got a knack for being cute even after crossing that line, but Rin-chan...

"Wakaba, can you make a normal expression? Why do you always have that expressionless face? Be cute~ Be cute~ Yes! Open your eyes wider, smile, smile."

"I asked you to smile, not to make you happy! You've gone from being cute and cuddly to being a yandere, for crying out loud!"

"Huh? You think this is enough? Your expectations are too low! This is a rare opportunity!"

"Alright, alright, just spoil her then. Hold on like this, I'm going to take the picture!"

Previously, the main focus of the bonus segment during Sister Yan's 3D episodes was the young lady, and this time it's still her. How to put it... her reputation has gradually become strange lately, with accusations of being a perverted photographer and a yuri beast, which is quite bizarre.

Xu Youyue's eagerness left Sal Yejun and the three juniors, Lin Mu, with no room to intervene. They could only stand aside and watch her pose and make advances towards Lin Jiang.

"Isn't Sakura-senpai a little too skilled...?"

When Sister Yan did her 3D shoot last time, they weren't there and didn't really notice it. But this time, seeing Xu Youyue's shooting movements, they're definitely professionals. I wonder how many girls she's shot private photos for, that's the skill she's honed.

"That posture looks like it's done by a professional."

Sal nodded, unusually agreeing with Night Lord's opinion.

"If you have time, Miss, could you perhaps take a set of photos for me too? lol"

Lin Mu became interested. He believed that many girls also had the idea of ​​taking a set of photos of their body and appearance at their peak in their twenties as a beautiful memory. However, they either worried that the photographer they found might have questionable character and that the photos might be leaked, or they simply felt uncomfortable showing their bodies in front of strangers, so they gave up on the idea altogether.

Lin Mu was like that, but now that he knew how professional the young lady was, he had this idea in mind.

"Great! I'd love to take pictures of cute girls!"

[The young lady is a pervert]

[Green as leaves]

[This is a private collection... I want to see it too!]

"Wakaba, how about we have a set of photos taken later? It's free!"

Turning around, Xu Youyue proudly showed off the camera in her hand to the white-haired girl and asked.

"You don't necessarily want to charge me, do you?"

Xu Lin complained with a dark expression.

"You can pay with your body~"

"Then let's skip it, thank you ww But you can go to Lin Mu, I'm sure she won't mind."

"Pick me! Pick me! Sister, pick me!"

When the three of them get into trouble, it's impossible for outsiders to tell if they're joking or serious, but the comments section takes it as serious, so the screen is already flooded with green.

If you hadn't suddenly barged into my life...

Xu Lin hummed a line from "Green" softly, making everyone laugh.

However, it's ultimately because her fans are too easily satisfied, or perhaps XP's compatibility is too high? Anyway, Lin-chan always strikes poses that are too embarrassing, even yandere, pleasurable, or cool, which makes the young lady very dissatisfied.

She only volunteered to be the photographer so she could see Xu Lin act cute!

However, Lin-chan's virtual image is indeed on the cool girl side. Hamster Mom also drew a cool character for the first time. The overall color tone is gray, and her neat outfit is super cool. Although she often looks a bit silly because of the two-dimensional expressions she occasionally shows after being 3D, Xu Lin is mostly expressionless, so she is just a bit silly.

"So that concludes the photo session. Next up is the live stream segment with the audience of 'Strange Book'."

"Take a look at the strange documents you sent me. I'll randomly select a captain to read them. You can't refuse. You guys are the ones who write the most of these things."

【ah!?】

[Oh no! Guys, run!]

【Damn it! I don't want to read it!】

Xu Lin's words brought out a large number of captains, admirals, and governors who were just silently watching the live stream without posting any comments. In an instant, the comment section was filled with messages from various members of the Great Voyage crew.

"This is a chance to connect with me live! Don't miss it, or you'll miss out! Plus, you can choose whether Brother Ruoye or Sister Ruoye will be your host. This is a one-time opportunity, so members of the Great Voyage who want to participate should sign up now!"

Xu Lin clearly didn't realize that the opportunity to connect with her live, even if it meant reading strange books and dying on the spot, would be extremely attractive to the audience. As soon as he finished speaking, more than a dozen new captains appeared in a flash. In addition to the captains she earned during the opening song and dance performance, she had earned fifty Great Voyages in less than half an hour, bringing her total number of captains to more than four hundred.

"Seriously, aren't you guys afraid of getting yourselves killed? Why did you even bother coming aboard the ship to draw tickets? www"

The white-haired girl was shocked, but Feng Jie in the back row rolled her eyes. A streamer who had never asked for gifts since the start of the broadcast, who was once a good friend and later a good sister and was also one of their favorite couples, suddenly wanted to do a live broadcast and only captains could participate.

Then let's go all out!

If most students could afford a hundred or so captains, she could have added a few dozen more people.

"Thank you to these 34 viewers who are captains. You can get the captain group number by sending a private message later. I will read the list of thank yous at the end, along with everyone who gave gifts today. Now, let's start our first round of the lottery!"

Can this really be considered a lottery?

[What are you going to draw? The chance for Open World to die?]

But! I refuse!

Although they said they refused, 382 of Xu Lin's more than 400 captains actually participated. Well, considering that some people didn't have time to prepare to watch the recording, and excluding some who were too shy, it's basically a 100% participation rate. It's clear that these guys are all hypocrites. They say things like, "Who are you? Do you think connecting with me is like a lottery?"

In fact, each one rushed forward faster than the last.

"In the end, Bubble stood at the very end. He's an old friend, okay? Come on, get ready to answer the phone. You read the strange book you wrote yourself."

Xu Lin grinned and took out his phone to make a voice call, which was answered instantly.

Something's wrong! Wakaba, run!

[This guy is a real freak, damn it!!!]

[Wakaba, run! Don't look back!!]

"Ahem, can you hear me, Ruoye-ge?"

On the other end of the phone was a slightly soft, boyish voice, somewhat endearing.

"I can hear you, I can hear you. I'll just have Ruoye-ge handle it, okay? I understand, I understand."

Xu Lin immediately recognized her voice as a male voice. It was Bubble, a long-time fan of hers who had followed her since the early days of the game. She was a well-known pervert in the group, and there was a saying in the captain's group: "When Bubble appears, who can compete?" This was a description of her level of perversion.

The boy over there seemed a little nervous and said shyly, "Ah, actually, Sister Ruoye is fine with me too. I love them all, I'm not picky."

"????"

Xu Lin slapped a string of question marks at her, exclaiming in shock.

"Brother, you're suspicious. Aren't you Nan Tong?!"

"Actually, I have a double cough."

"You're really something else!"

After more than a decade of experience on the battlefield, Lin Jiang has finally met his match today.

It's like a perverted lewd talker who's skilled in all sorts of sexual acts meeting a teacher. He'll inevitably be forced to sheath his sword, spew endless spittle, and ultimately suffer a regrettable defeat.

If you're a straight guy who's just joking about wanting to be a fencer and you encounter a real Nan Tong, then you're bound to lose, okay?

It's like that silly author who once had a particular fondness for cross-dressing men. While browsing the voice-over section of a certain voice-over app, he found a partner, added them as a QQ friend, and was about to flirt when he impulsively clicked into their profile. He found several very pretty and cute girl photos, but something seemed off. Finally, after searching for ten minutes, he found a photo of them without makeup and discovered that they were actually cross-dressing men.