Miss Lin is a hunky VTuber today?

Xu Lin estimated that more than half of the yellowish rubbish in the young lady's head was instilled by Yuan Chu.

Moreover, this started a long time ago, before Xu Lin became Miss Lin. The two girls would often chat about which penis looked more comfortable and which set of bedding looked the most erotic. Xu Lin was like an old man on the subway and on his phone.

However, these two were cowards. One bought it but just left it there without using it at all, while the other didn't even buy it and just spent all his time studying theoretical knowledge by looking at the photos.

Xu Lin had no idea what the two of them were discussing.

This is probably what they mean when they say that once a girl gets behind the wheel, the boy has nothing to do.

Therefore, on this page for the young lady, the colored items, especially the kite-like creatures, make up eight-tenths, while the remaining twenty-tenths are...

Contributed by members of the Sakura Wakaba Marriage Promotion Association of ESC Society.

Yes, I'm talking about Sister Yan, Xueyue, Lin Mu, and Youzi, those four little rascals.

Sal and Ye Jun, being boys, couldn't easily get involved. Ling Yue was truly innocent and completely clueless. As for the other fourth and fifth generation members, they weren't that familiar with each other yet, still retaining a little bit of their reserve towards their seniors, so they didn't join in either.

Although Xu Lin always felt that the wind chimes were somewhat eager to try.

After all, according to Sister Yan, this kid recommended a lot of random things in the group, but everyone rejected them.

She almost wiped out the entire group!

However, that's not what's important to Xu Lin right now.

Instead. . .

"Youyue, tell me if I should answer or not."

Xu Lin stared at the caller ID on his phone, lost in thought.

"Answer it, why aren't you answering?"

The young lady could understand Xu Lin's conflicted feelings, but she couldn't stand her fussy manner and wished she could press the answer button for her.

"Ugh."

The white-haired girl sighed, then gritted her teeth and pressed the call button.

"May you die sooner and be reborn sooner!"

As for why she's so conflicted?

"Hello, Mom, what's up?"

The call was from Xu's mother.

"Hey, Linlin, you finally answered! I almost thought you didn't recognize me as your mother anymore."

"Waaaaah, Mommy's so sad!"

The woman on the other end of the phone had a subtle Northeastern accent, and her voice sounded somewhat like a brash, tough woman, but she immediately switched to talking about the Qiong Yao drama crew in her second sentence.

The art style changed so quickly that it caught people off guard.

"..."

Xu Lin's lips twitched.

Long time no see, my mother is still the same as always.

"Pfft www"

The young lady couldn't help but chuckle softly, covering her mouth as she stole a glance.

"No, I just finished my live stream to clean the cat's litter box. Mom, is there anything I can help you with?"

"Oh right, I forgot to tell you about Linlin. I'm in Yehai. If you ask me, this is definitely a big city. It can't compare to where we are back home. When I went for a massage before, the masseuses here were a whole level better looking than the ones back home. And their soft voices were so sweet."

Xu Ma has always spoken in this style, especially when she's happy. She talks nonsense, saying all sorts of things without ever being serious.

"Wait a minute, Mom? Where are you?"

Xu Lin tried hard to extract useful information from his mother's nonsense, and was a little confused at the time. He rubbed his temples and interrupted her to ask.

"Huh? Didn't I tell you? I came to Night Sea for vacation, and I've been playing here for almost a week!"

Xu Ma's voice went from puzzled to somewhat embarrassed, clearly indicating that she had remembered something as she spoke.

"Mom, can you think back carefully about how many months ago we last talked?"

The white-haired girl sighed.

The young lady was already laughing so hard she was rolling around on the bed, covering her mouth.

No, Aunt Xu's comment is too funny!

Linlin, Linlin, Linlin! Hahahahahaha!

"Oh dear, Mom, don't you know how forgetful I am? Don't be angry, I even forgot to tell Youzi. Oh well, it's just a trip, it's not a big deal!"

"You should have let me know... Has my dad arrived yet?"

As for his mother, Xu Lin had long been used to her personality over the years, and she wouldn't take this little thing to heart.

She was speechless.

Why is it that other people's mothers are all gentle and kind, while my own mother is more like a child than me?

"Ah... him... him? He's working from home, he doesn't have time, yes, he doesn't have time!"

Xu Ma's voice froze for a moment, and she awkwardly chuckled.

"You ran away from home again, didn't you?"

"Travel, travel, travel, how can that be considered running away from home? I'm just worried that arguing will affect his work!"

"Alright, give me an address, and I'll come pick you up with Youzi."

Xu Lin was too lazy to listen to his mother's same excuses every time, and sighed.

Then, after thinking about it, he added another sentence.

"Do you have any money left? If not, I can transfer some to you."

"Linlin is so good! Mua!"

The woman on the other end of the phone immediately perked up, cheerfully blowing her a kiss over the phone before hanging up instantly.

Aunt Xu is such a remarkable person.

She's over forty and still frequently runs away from home. Xu Lin remembers the last time she ran away was because her father didn't give her a Women's Day gift (according to her father, her mother had said the previous week that she was still a child and didn't celebrate Women's Day).

The last time she ran away was because the bag she wanted to buy was out of stock. She got angry with herself and secretly ran away from the subway for three stops. Then she called her father, feeling wronged, and said that she had no money.

Yes, she ran away from home and called Xu's father asking for money.

And then Xu's dad actually transferred the money to her!

Xu Lin felt that he might never understand the thought processes of these two people in his lifetime.

I don't know what it was about this time, but judging from the fact that she'd rather call herself than go home, she's probably angry with her dad.

"Hahahaha, Auntie is so cute."

The young lady almost choked on her breath just now, but now that she's fine, she's laughing so wildly that she almost rolled onto the ground.

"Ugh..."

Xu Lin glanced at the young lady with a complicated expression.

"You do not understand."

"Well, so you're going out now?"

The young lady also became serious, after all, it involved Aunt Xu's matter, and she could not slack off.

"Well, to prevent my dear mother from ending up on the streets, I'm going to take Yuzu with me to pick her up. Youyue, are you coming?"

"I think I'll pass. It wouldn't be appropriate for me to go if Auntie didn't invite me, since you haven't seen each other in a long time."

The young lady smiled subtly, her feelings rather complicated.

She actually wanted to go, but since they hadn't invited her, she wisely refrained from disturbing the mother and son's reunion.

"Don't overthink it. You've seen my mom's personality. If she hasn't mentioned you, it's probably because she hasn't thought of you yet. Maybe she'll remember and call later."

No sooner had he finished speaking than Xu Lin's phone rang again.

She glanced at the caller ID and sure enough, it was Aunt Xu. She shrugged at the young lady and said in a relaxed tone.

"See, I told you so."

Section 298, Chapter Six: Methods for the Young Miss and Aunt Xu to Get Along Better

When the call connected, Xu's mother didn't say much, just tossed out, "Linlin, remember to bring Youzi and your little girlfriend too!" and hung up, leaving Xu Lin no chance to refuse.

So right now, the three of them were standing blankly at the entrance of a shopping mall, with no idea where to look for the person.

"Bro, how about we make a bet?"

Yuzu chewed on her bubble gum and said with a somewhat subtle expression.

What are we betting on?

Xu Lin put down the unanswered phone and sighed.

"Let's bet that Mom will forget about us again while she's out shopping."

"Is there even a need to gamble? Of course there is!"

The number Xu Lin just dialed was his mother's, but no one answered. It was obvious that Xu Lin had gone off to party again after transferring money to her.

"www, Auntie really has a childlike personality."

Xu Youyue stood next to Xu Lin, listening to the two sisters chatting, and chuckled as she commented.

"Ugh..."

Xu Lin simply sighed and remained silent.

“Similar scenarios have played out too many times, we’re used to it. Let’s find a place to sit down first, my mom won’t remember us for at least an hour.”