Miss Lin is a hunky VTuber today?

Chapter 4, Section 296: What's in a girl's shopping cart?

Having finally managed to subdue the shameless young lady, the direction of the subsequent live stream was completely out of Xu Lin's control.

Originally, she planned to chat with the young lady for a while, sing a couple of songs to fill up the broadcast time, and then end the broadcast, since the two of them hadn't sung together in a long time.

But after she said she would help the young lady clear her shopping cart, the entire live stream took a completely wrong turn.

The audience kept clamoring to see what was in the young lady's shopping cart, and Xu Lin himself was also quite curious.

She was a man of her word and wouldn't go back on her word after agreeing to Xu Youyue's request. However, the two of them weren't so bored as to share what was in each other's shopping carts. At most, the young lady would send her a hint to Xu Lin if she had something she liked.

Sometimes Rin-chan will buy it, and sometimes she will refuse. This depends mainly on whether the young lady really wants it and the practicality of the item.

For example, she's very willing to buy skincare and cosmetic products, which are daily necessities for girls. But if it's some weird collaboration bag that's ridiculously expensive but useless, or some weird stuff that will just end up in the warehouse, it's very difficult for Xu Lin to agree to it.

However, the young lady herself is not short of money. If she really wanted to buy it, Xu Lin couldn't stop her at all. But the young lady just enjoys the process of pestering Xu Lin, and finds pleasure in seeing his helplessness and pampering. As for whether or not to buy it, it is not very important to her.

This could be considered a unique little pleasure shared by the couple.

In conclusion, considering the previous collar incident, Xu Lin was also very curious about what kind of random things were in the young lady's shopping cart.

Then. . .

Then she saw the shopping cart, which totaled tens of thousands of yuan.

"??? Are all girls like this? Treating your shopping cart like a bookmark folder?"

Xu Lin looked at the long shopping cart, which had a full five pages, and couldn't help but complain.

How could that be?

Xu Youyue gave her a strange look.

"My bookmarks folder is almost full."

"Grass!"

[This young lady is definitely a rich second-generation heiress...]

【No, no, no, Ruoye, don't misunderstand. Our shopping cart isn't that long!】

[An elderly person, a subway, a cell phone—what the hell are these?!]

"Let me see: bags, JK uniforms, Hanfu, Lolita fashion, hooks, bracelets, cosmetics, sanitary napkins, underwear..."

Xu Lin muttered to himself as he flipped through the young lady's shopping cart, then looked at the simple-minded girl and suddenly felt something was off.

"Wait, can we broadcast this lingerie video?"

"I don't know, probably not."

The young lady shook her head, her tone somewhat uncertain.

"Grass!"

Xu Lin quickly flipped over.

Watching movies on Taobao will be just around the corner.

I have to say, the model's figure is amazing!

[General (skirt lift)]

[Something's not right upstairs]

"Wait, why do you have a collar here?!"

Just as he turned the page, Xu Lin's attention was drawn to a particular product, and he turned to look at the young lady with a conflicted expression.

Does that mean you're still planning to buy this thing?

"Don't look at me, I just thought it looked pretty and that's why I saved it."

Xu Youyue looked up at the sky, feigning innocence.

"If I clear my shopping cart, will you wear it?"

Xu Lin looked at her with narrowed eyes.

"Don't even think about it!"

The young lady waved her hands repeatedly in refusal.

"Then why don't you delete this thing right now!"

"Oh!"

The young lady realized what had happened and quickly deleted it.

【Hahahahaha】

The young couple is having quite a lot of fun.

[Wakaba-nii, do you want to see the young lady wearing a choker? Don't be shy, I want to see it too!]

Me too!

Ignoring the comments, Xu Lin continued scrolling down. She was now extremely glad that she had taken a look beforehand, otherwise clearing out this huge pile of stuff would have bankrupted her.

Bankruptcy is a minor issue; I can just live off the rich girl's money. But I have nowhere to put all this random stuff I bought!

"This Chino figure and Ai-chan body pillow are awesome! I like them, get one for me too."

After flipping through the pages a couple more times, Xu Lin finally found something that interested him.

"But could you explain to me what this extra-long broom is for?"

Xu Lin pointed to a product called "Super Invincible Extended Version Broom" and asked.

"Sweep the ceiling!"

The young lady answered with confidence and self-assurance.

"Why don't you stand on a stool and sweep?"

"I can't reach it!"

"Sorry, I forgot you're short."

"Wakaba, you're only two centimeters taller than me, and you dare to say I'm short?!"

"But I'm 1.5 meters tall."

"..."

The young lady remained silent.

Being under 1.5 meters tall is a source of eternal pain for Xu Youyue, to the point that she won't even accept shoes that don't have height-increasing effects.

They even wished they could go out on stilts.

Otherwise, you won't even be able to reach the handrail when you take the bus!

This is why Xu Lin and the young lady always take taxis when they go out now; it's really inconvenient when there are no seats available during rush hour.

[Damn, two short guys]

[Wakaba is 1.5 meters tall, which means the young lady is 148 cm?]

[A bird with a broken leg is moved to tears, finally finding its own kind!]

The little angel is very happy.

The "broken-legged bird" meme is something everyone understands; it's a well-known, nonsensical joke by a Bilibili up-loader.

Lord, his height is also 148 cm.

That's why the young lady's idol for a period of time was Ling Yuan, and she could sing almost all of her songs.

As for the little angel, well, she's a girl who's mistaken for a high school student by drivers when she goes out, what else can you say?

Da Mao said he was under a lot of pressure.

I'm younger than them!

"Hmm... Let's delete what needs to be deleted, and then you can clear it up after the broadcast."

Xu Lin looked at her shopping cart, which still had 18000 yuan left after she deleted a bunch of messy things, and felt a pang of heartache. He said with difficulty, "I'm sorry."

"Eh~? You still want to delete it! Stingy~ Wakaba is stingy~!"

The young lady drew out her displeasure, but her body still obediently deleted some clothes and bags that she didn't really want.

"Delete that page that can't be played yourself, don't wait for me to do it."

Seeing that the amount had suddenly decreased by another 10,000 yuan, Xu Lin nodded in satisfaction. The rest were all daily necessities, clothes, and skirts, so buying them wouldn't be a loss.

It just so happens that there are discounts during the National Day holiday, so it's fine to clear out the money. Anyway, it's only two months' worth of her allowance.

Waaaaah, two months' allowance! That's a lot!

Xu Lin, who has always been raised in poverty, said that this is the most money she has ever spent on Taobao in her life!

Although she now has hundreds of captains on a daily basis and her salary is not low, her long-held beliefs still make her reluctant to accept such extravagant behavior.

She really went all out today to appease the young lady.

"Okay, okay, it's just some pink items. It's not like I haven't seen them at Iris's place before."

"I'm afraid my live stream will be shut down!"

Chapter 5, Section 297: Xu Ma Runs Away from Home

To explain where all those pink items on the young lady's page came from would be a long story.

There are plenty of weirdos in ESC, but if we're talking about the most unrestrained and wildest streamer among them, then it has to be Tobi-chan.