Chef God of the Wuxia and Fantasy World

Over the course of a year, Tang Sanzang and his disciples have traveled to many places and encountered some tribulations. Last month, they just passed the test of Red Boy and are currently heading towards the Women's Kingdom.

"The Kingdom of Women..." Ling Chi thought of the Mother-Child River in the Kingdom of Women, the kind of water that could make people pregnant and give birth—it seemed quite interesting. There was also the Abortion Spring guarded by the Bull Demon King's younger brother, the True Immortal Ruyi.

These two kinds of water, one that can make you pregnant and the other that can cause an abortion, have miraculous effects, almost bizarrely so. It's a pity he didn't have modern testing equipment, otherwise he really wanted to see what substances these two kinds of water contained that could make someone conceive and then have an abortion.

Regardless of the substance, the water with its miraculous effects must be special water used to make special recipes. Ling Chi plans to get more of it, and it would be best to figure out the specific reasons for the effects of the Mother-Child River and the Abortion Spring. After all, no matter how much water you get, it will eventually run out. But if you can find a way to continuously produce these two types of water, you will never lack water.

Ling Chi left the Golden Bean Soldiers to continue searching for refining materials and went to the Women's Kingdom alone.

He first transformed into an ordinary-looking young woman, then came to the Mother and Child River, released his divine sense, and searched for the source of the Mother and Child River.

Every river has a source. Lingchi followed the upstream of the Zimu River and quickly traveled thousands of miles before stopping in a mountain where two sources converged.

Lingchi immediately stopped and asked the local mountain people if there was anything special about the river. The answer he received was: no.

Ling Chi pondered for a moment. The source after the confluence was not unusual, indicating that the Mother-Child River had encountered an accident along the way. So Ling Chi followed the river downstream, stopping at each inhabited place to inquire if the water source was unusual. After tracking nearly eighty villages, he finally discovered something different in a village three hundred miles away from the Kingdom of Women.

"The river here is the source of the Zimu River. The water flowing downstream from here has the effect of making women pregnant."

Hearing several old women say the same thing, Ling Chi immediately used his divine sense to probe the bottom of the river.

After probing hundreds of meters below the riverbed, he finally discovered a strangely shaped magical artifact seventy or eighty meters below the surface. Ling Chi immediately used his spatial magic to grab the artifact and tossed it into the Chef God's Space.

Ling Chi also entered the Chef God Space immediately to carefully examine this magical artifact.

This magical artifact looks like a fried dough stick and two eggs, and it even reacts when touched.

"..." Ling Chi immediately got some ordinary water, then soaked the thing in the water, and then discovered that there were some substances in the water that seemed to be able to make women pregnant.

Ling Chi sneaked into the farm and caught some hens, ducks, sows and other animals. He then let them drink the water, and in no time, the animals started clucking, squawking and humming. Some laid eggs and others gave birth to piglets.

Further observation revealed that the chicks, ducklings, piglets, and puppies hatched by these animals were all female. This proves that the water can indeed make females pregnant, regardless of species, but it can only produce female offspring, not males.

"What exactly is this thing?" Ling Chi was very curious about this thing. This thing was obviously for females to conceive, but considering the situation of Tang Sanzang and Zhu Bajie conceiving, it seemed that regardless of gender, as long as one drank this water, one would definitely give birth to a child. However, females would give birth to female offspring, and it was unknown whether males would give birth to male offspring.

Ling Chi immediately caught some male livestock such as roosters, ducks, and boars, and made them drink the water. Not long after, these males began to writhe in pain, their bellies grew larger and larger, and they eventually died from the pain.

"..."

Ling Chi immediately opened the bellies of these male livestock and found that they all contained eggs or offspring, but because they lacked reproductive organs, they died in excruciating pain. However, all the eggs and offspring were male.

Ling Chi is now certain that the water from which this magical artifact is soaked can make both females and males pregnant. However, females can only give birth to females, and males can only give birth to males. Since males are infertile, the consequence of male pregnancy is basically that they die in excruciating pain.

Lingchi's research did not stop there. Instead, he continued to make the males pregnant one after another, then stun them while they were writhing in pain, and then performed cesarean sections on them with a scalpel.

From an initial mortality rate exceeding 50% to a final mortality rate below 99%, Lingchi sacrificed over a thousand livestock, but also gained many offspring.

The commotion at Ling Chi's place alarmed the people at the farm. After learning that Ling Chi had obtained a strange magical artifact that could make both men and women pregnant, and that he was undergoing a cesarean section, everyone was terrified, especially the males at the farm. They didn't want to have a baby in their bellies, and they also felt that this magical artifact was too evil and it would be better to destroy it.

However, the mischievous girls, represented by Azi, Xiao Zhao, and Yin Li, found the water very fun, while also keeping a watchful eye on certain men they disliked, making these men feel a chill run down their spines.

After Ling Chi fully mastered the cesarean section surgery, he put away this magical artifact.

Seeing this, Azi hurriedly said, "Brother-in-law, why are you putting it away? Take it out and give it to the livestock to drink! Let them produce more offspring and contribute more to the farm."

“That’s right, that’s right.” Xiao Zhao quickly chimed in, “Father, Xiao Zhao can also take care of these women in labor.”

Seeing that the other girls were about to 'riot,' Ling Chi flicked each of them on the forehead, laughing and scolding, "Don't think I don't know what you're up to. This thing is too sinister. If it really falls into your hands, who knows what kind of trouble it will cause."

Several mischievous little girls covered their foreheads, Xuexue cried out in pain, and stared at him with aggrieved eyes.

Ling Chi wasn't buying their act at all, and said, "There's another kind of abortion spring outside, used specifically for people to abort their babies. I'll go take a look. You all go do what you need to do."

Seeing Ling Chi leave so decisively, A Zi and the other mischievous girls with ulterior motives looked dejected: Damn it, such a great opportunity has just slipped away.

The males who had been ensnared by these young ladies breathed a sigh of relief and returned to their posts, vowing never to offend them again, as they certainly didn't want to get pregnant.

……

Inside the Juxian Temple (Po'er Cave) on Jieyang Mountain, directly south of the Women's Kingdom, there is a spring that causes miscarriage. This spring was originally a public resource, but it was later seized by Ruyi Zhenxian, the younger brother of the Bull Demon King, who sold the water for profit, causing misfortune to many families.

After arriving at this place, Ling Chi immediately released his divine sense to investigate whether anything was hidden beneath the Abortion Spring. After some investigation, he indeed discovered a small object with a peculiar shape.

He used his spatial magic again to grab the little thing and enter the Chef God Space.

Seeing that Ling Chi had returned so quickly, the crowd that had just dispersed gathered again.

Ling Chi ignored them, looking at the item in his hand with a speechless expression.

This little thing, isn't it a pill?

Could this be mifepristone tablets that have traveled from the future?

No wonder she was able to have an abortion.

"Brother Ling, what is this?" Yun Tianqing asked, leaning closer.

“It should be a drug used to abort abortion,” Ling Chi said. “It was found at the bottom of the Abortion Spring. Putting everything else aside, I’ll go and test it on livestock first.”

"I'm going to catch a chicken!"

"I'm going to catch a rabbit!"

"I'm going to catch bamboo rats!"

"I'm going to catch a pig!"

Working together, they quickly captured several thousand male and female livestock. Ling Chi first fed them water until they felt pain, then fed them water infused with medicinal pills.

After a short while, the animals' pain gradually subsided and eventually disappeared. After careful observation, Ling Chi discovered that the fetuses that had been born inside the animals' bellies had all disappeared.

This abortion fluid doesn't actually abort the fetus; it directly eliminates it, making it far more effective than any other form of abortion. Furthermore, after the fetus disappears, the livestock experience no adverse reactions other than slight weakness.

"I see." Ling Chi finally understood. These two strange things both had 'heaven-defying' effects, but the direction of these effects was somewhat laughable.

“Sure,” Ling Chi said with a smile. “If anyone is unable to have children in the future, they can use them to exchange for some good things.”

Everyone burst into laughter. Ah Zi's eyes sparkled as she said, "Brother-in-law, I want to..."

"No, you don't want to!" Ling Chi put away the two strange items and said, "I recruited you both, and your physical conditions are locked, so you can't have children at all."

"That's not necessarily true," Azi retorted immediately. "Although the system locks down our physical condition, it can still change under the influence of external forces. For example, Shuang'er grew three years older thanks to the recipe 'I Want to Grow Up'!"

Ling Chi was speechless, but he didn't need to reason with A Zi. He simply slapped her on the back of the head and said, "Go play somewhere else."

"Ouch!" Azi knelt down, clutching her head, tears streaming down her face. "It hurts so much! Husband, your wife has been beaten! Please avenge me!"

Qiao Feng: "..."

"Disperse, everyone disperse." Feng Qingyang stepped forward to clear the area: "Go back to work. If anyone doesn't have work, I'll help them find some."

The crowd dispersed. Although the work wasn't tiring, it was a real waste of time, and they didn't want to cause trouble for no reason.

……

After figuring out the effects of the two extraordinary treasures, Ling Chi returned to the God of Cooking Space and began using the water from soaking the two treasures to cook. He then created a series of recipes for pregnancy and abortion. Ling Chi felt that he had created two new cuisines. Although these two cuisines were a bit unorthodox, they were extremely effective. He could become a god of childbirth and, incidentally, an evil god of abortion.

One good and one evil, complementing each other perfectly... Bullshit!

Anyway, Ling Chi has decided that he will never use these two recipes to harm people unless it is necessary, unless he comes to a post-apocalyptic world where life is about to become extinct.

This recipe for a pregnant woman can guarantee that she will give birth within half an hour. However, the woman will not experience much pain during childbirth. It is only the man who will need a cesarean section to give birth, otherwise it will only endanger his life.

……

Because Lingchi took away the two rare treasures in advance, the water of the Zimu River lost its ability to make women conceive, and the Luotai Spring lost its abortion effect. Therefore, although Tang Sanzang experienced a love tribulation in the Women's Kingdom, he did not become pregnant from drinking the Zimu River water. In the following years, the Women's Kingdom also gradually introduced men from other countries because the Zimu River lost its ability to make women pregnant. After several years, the Women's Kingdom became a normal country and lost its unique charm.

On the other hand, Ling Chi appeared immediately when the Scorpion Demon stung Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie on the head. He subdued the Scorpion Demon with a single move of his hidden power. While Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie were suffering from headaches, he turned and left without meeting them.

This left the hidden Pleiades star official speechless: My chance to appear...

Ling Chi didn't care about the appearance of the Pleiades Star Lord. After subduing the Scorpion Demon with his Sleeve Universe, Ling Chi entered the God of Cookery Space and then took out a dish to force-feed the Scorpion Demon.

This scorpion demon's poisonous stinger could sting even the Buddha, causing him immense pain. This shows that the scorpion demon was a one-sided student with completely skewed skills. The poisonous stinger was extremely venomous, even the Buddha could not withstand it, and Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie would lose their fighting ability due to the poison. However, her other skills were mediocre, and she was killed by a mere Pleiades Star Lord.

Ling Chi thought she could use her poisoned horse stump to forge a hidden weapon, specifically for catching people off guard and gaining an advantage. But before that, she needed to subdue the scorpion demon first, and then discuss everything else.

With a ding, the scorpion demon was subdued. Contrary to Ling Chi's expectations, the scorpion demon was actually a top-tier golden diner, meaning he possessed the cultivation level of a Taiyi Golden Immortal.

This puzzled Ling Chi. Could a Taiyi Golden Immortal be killed by a mere Pleiades Star Official? He didn't believe it.

"Although the Scorpion Demon's cultivation is mediocre, her Poisonous Sting can sting even a Quasi-Saint. She is a specialist in one area, but this system ranks her based on her strongest ability."

"Damn system, you finally admit it!" Ling Chi cursed.

He had long suspected that the system didn't recognize well-rounded students, only those who excelled in certain subjects. This was evident from the efficacy of the recipes he had collected in the past, but the system had never said anything about it, and it was his own fault for not asking. Now, the system had finally acknowledged this, which solved a mystery that had puzzled him for tens of thousands of years.

Chapter Sixteen: The Law of Power

The Flaming Mountains, stretching for eight hundred li, were a necessary route for Tang Sanzang on his journey to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures. It was already autumn, but the Flaming Mountains were even hotter than the sweltering summer, and Pigsy was almost roasted alive by the heat.

Because the Flaming Mountains spanned eight hundred li (approximately 400 kilometers), Tang Sanzang simply didn't have enough vitality to traverse this area. He had no choice but to stop and devise a solution. After some investigation, he obtained the answer from the local deity of the Flaming Mountains. The best way to extinguish the fire was to borrow Princess Iron Fan's banana leaf fan. With the fan, the eight hundred li of Flaming Mountains would be transformed into a beautiful, lush land.

But the Earth God also reminded us: "Princess Iron Fan is the Bull Demon King's first wife."

Upon hearing this, Sun Wukong was overjoyed: "So she's the Bull Demon King's wife, isn't that my sister-in-law?"

Thinking that with this connection, borrowing the Banana Leaf Fan would be a piece of cake, Sun Wukong immediately set off for the Banana Leaf Cave. Unfortunately, his ideals were far from reality. Princess Iron Fan was already furious that because of Sun Wukong, her beloved son Red Boy had been forcibly subdued by Guanyin Bodhisattva, preventing them from seeing each other. Seeing Sun Wukong approaching without apologizing and instead grinning as he asked to borrow the Banana Leaf Fan, Princess Iron Fan was furious. She immediately drew her sword and engaged him in battle.

Although Princess Iron Fan was a female immortal who had achieved great success in cultivating Taoism, she was ultimately no match for Sun Wukong. Faced with this situation, Princess Iron Fan immediately took out her banana leaf fan and blew Sun Wukong away 54,000 miles away with one wave of her fan, making Sun Wukong lose face.

Fortunately, they borrowed the Wind-Fixing Pearl from Bodhisattva Lingji and returned to the Banana Cave to borrow the fan from Princess Iron Fan, which blocked the power of the Banana Fan.

Seeing that Sun Wukong had a magical artifact to immobilize him, Princess Iron Fan returned to her cave without hesitation, closing the door to prevent him from entering. However, Sun Wukong transformed into a small flying insect, slipped through the crack in the door, and landed in the tea, which Princess Iron Fan then drank. Now, Princess Iron Fan was in real trouble.

After a bout of abdominal pain, Princess Iron Fan gave in and had her maid bring the Banana Leaf Fan. Then Sun Wukong said, "Sister-in-law, open your mouth, I, Old Sun, am about to come out."

After Sun Wukong came out, he held the banana leaf fan and chuckled, "Thank you, sister-in-law."

Princess Iron Fan looked very unpleasant.

Soon after, looking at the raging fire he had fanned, Sun Wukong's face turned even uglier than Princess Iron Fan's. Zhu Bajie had truly become a roasted pig this time, and the four of them were in a terrible state.

"Damn it, I've been tricked!"

……

At the same time, Ling Chi arrived at Jilei Mountain and Moyun Cave.

Originally, a ten-thousand-year-old fox king lived in Moyun Cave on Mount Jilei. Later, the fox king died of old age, leaving behind a daughter, Princess Jade Face. Several years ago, Princess Jade Face married the powerful Bull Demon King. Because Princess Jade Face was much more beautiful and charming than Princess Iron Fan, the Bull Demon King abandoned Princess Iron Fan and lived in seclusion in this cave. He spent his days enjoying a carefree life with Princess Jade Face.

Just as the Bull Demon King was panting heavily after fighting Princess Jade Face for three hundred rounds, Ling Chi released his Great Luo Golden Immortal cultivation and purposefully exerted his pressure on the Moyun Cave.

The peak cultivation of the Great Luo Golden Immortal instantly overwhelmed the Bull Demon King and the Jade-Faced Princess, leaving them breathless and filled with intense fear.

"Who is this master?" The Bull Demon King hurriedly put on his scattered clothes, picked up his golden broadsword with both hands, and walked out of the Cloud-Piercing Cave. Princess Jade Face, however, hid behind the entrance of the Cloud-Piercing Cave, watching the outside world with trepidation, ready to flee at the first sign of trouble.