Chef God of the Wuxia and Fantasy World

“嗯。”凌池微微点头，道：“说起来，她师姐在江湖上还挺有名的。”

“哦？”黄蓉来了兴致：“不知是哪位女侠？”

“女侠？”凌池轻笑一声，道：“女魔头还差不多。”

“……”黄蓉愣了下：“女魔头？”

“郭夫人听说过赤练仙子吗？”凌池反问。

黄蓉秀眉微蹙：“李莫愁？”

Ling Chi nodded.

Huang Rong was astonished: "My sister-in-law's senior sister... is Li Mochou!?"

"Isn't it terrifying?" Ling Chi smiled and said, "But don't worry, Li Mochou is dead and won't come out to harm people anymore."

“死了！？”黄蓉觉得凌池身上有太多的惊爆点，哪怕他身边的人也是，没几句话就让她一惊一乍，这对一个孕妇来说可不太友善。

"Dead." Ling Chi delivered another bombshell to Huang Rong: "Killed by my own hands."

"!!!"

黄蓉靠在墙上，她要缓一缓。

The Ling brothers killed their sister-in-law's senior sister, and the sister-in-law married the Ling brothers. She then trained her senior sister's disciple as her successor... Are interpersonal relationships these days so complicated?

“Madam Guo, it’s best not to overthink it.” Ling Chi turned to look at her and said, “Li Mochou has committed many evils. I killed her to uphold justice. Long’er understands me, which is why she was willing to marry me. As for Li Mochou’s disciple, she is not a bad person. She has been very respectful to Long’er over the years and is a trustworthy successor.”

顿了顿，又摇摇头：“其实我不建议一个女孩子一辈子呆在暗无天日的古墓里，更何况还是挺漂亮的女孩。要不是我做饭好吃，龙儿也不会从古墓里走出来，更不会嫁给我。每次想到龙儿有可能在古墓里孤独终老，我就觉得庆幸。”

“说的也是。”黄蓉很是认同：“如果是我，一天都受不了，更别说一辈子。”

凌池笑道：“郭夫人古灵精怪的名声谁人不晓，我倒是很佩服郭大侠，能让郭夫人这样的女人一心为他着想，一个男人能有郭大侠的成就，说死而无憾也不为过。”

Huang Rong smiled brightly: "I'm not as good as Brother Ling says, but Brother Jing is really good to me, so I have to be good to him too, otherwise I'll feel uneasy."

“Mrs. Guo is right.” Ling Chi nodded. “Please bring me the plate.”

"Oh, here you go."

……

客厅里，黄药师耳朵动了动，微微叹气。

Hong Qigong took a sip of wine and chuckled, "Old Master Huang, what's with the sigh?"

Huang Yaoshi glanced at her and said indifferently, "What's it to you?"

"Yes, yes, yes, I, an old beggar, have no say in your family affairs, Huang Yaoshi," Hong Qigong chuckled.

黄药师眉头一皱：“你什么意思？”

“没什么意思。”洪七公喝口酒，感慨道：“不知不觉，都二十年了，当年那个古灵精怪的小丫头都当了妈，老叫花子也更老了。”

"..."

“外公、洪爷爷，你们说什么呢？芙儿听不懂。”郭芙吃着茶几上的小点心，鼓着小嘴问道。

"..." Huang Yaoshi smiled slightly: "If you don't understand, then don't listen. It's almost time to eat, so eat less."

"Oh." Guo Fu picked up another small pastry and stuffed it into her mouth: "But it's really delicious! Even better than what Mom makes."

"Mmm." Cheng Ying next to her nodded repeatedly, with a piece of mung bean cake stuffed in her mouth.

"..."

黄药师摇摇头，起身去屋外的院子里透气。

Ouyang Feng remained squatting on the ground, lost in thought. Huang Yaoshi glanced at him once and then looked away, turning instead to look at the plants growing in the courtyard.

(Golden Wheel Dharma King: "...")

说来奇怪，这院子里有许多东西都是他未曾见过的，比如那种尖尖的红色的小东西，还有绿色的像个小灯笼似的东西，还有那红艳艳，看起来很像苹果的东西，以及堆在地上，有点脏，像几个豆子连在一起，黄白色的小东西。

黄药师好奇之下，去摘了一个尖尖的红色小东西，然后咬了一口。

"..."

（哈利路亚~~~）

黄药师的脸瞬间变红了，呸呸呸的把嘴里的东西吐出去，只感觉舌头火辣辣的疼，眼泪都掉下来了。

“这……这是什么东西！？”黄药师眼泪直流，想漱口，十分想漱口。

"Water! Give me water!"

Hong Qigong, Guo Fu, and Cheng Ying were all stunned to see Huang Yaoshi rush in, his face flushed, looking for a drink of water shortly after he left. It wasn't until Huang Yaoshi picked up a teacup to rinse his mouth that Hong Qigong couldn't help but ask, "Huang Yaoshi, what are you up to?"

黄药师没理他，一连漱了三四次口，才感觉舌头重新属于自己。

Hearing the commotion, Huang Rong came out of the kitchen and saw Huang Yaoshi looking troubled. She asked, "Father, what's wrong?"

黄药师连连摇头，拿着手里的半截小红尖尖，问道：“蓉儿，你见过这种东西吗？”

“这是什么？”黄蓉一脸疑惑，从未见过这种东西。

“怎么了？”凌池迈步走出来，看到黄药师手里的半截朝天椒，以及黄药师红肿的眼睛，顿时明白了，也忍不住笑出声来：“看来黄老邪你吃不了辣。”

“凌小子，这到底是怎么回事？”洪七公一脸懵逼：“老叫花子都糊涂了。”

Huang Rong also looked at him curiously.

凌池笑道：“黄老邪手里那半截是我种的朝天椒，这朝天椒来自遥远的大洋彼岸，味道很是辛辣，是麻辣火锅的必备用料。我本想做一个麻辣锅，现在看来……”

摇摇头：“还是算了吧！”

第三十九章 造房子

At noon, everyone enjoyed a delicious hot pot meal of mutton. Although the flavor of the mutton wasn't as soul-stirring as the Flying Toad, it was still enough to earn everyone's praise.

Huang Rong had to admit, "Compared to Brother Ling, I'm still far behind!"

“做菜最重要的是喜欢，味道还在其次。”凌池笑道：“只要努力，总归不会太难吃，但如果不喜欢做菜，就算做的再好吃又有什么用？”

Ling Chi looked at Huang Rong and asked, "Madam Guo, do you cook because you enjoy it, or out of necessity?"

黄蓉微笑道：“当然是喜欢。”

“那不就得了。”凌池笑道：“喜欢比什么都重要。就像婚姻大事，和喜欢的人结婚，婚姻才会幸福美满，如果和不喜欢的人结婚，得到的只会是痛苦。”

这番话让黄蓉感同身受，回想当年，要不是她坚决反对，黄药师早把她嫁给欧阳克了，那样只会让她痛苦一生，又哪会像现在这样，有个一心对她好的丈夫。

“凌兄弟说的对。”黄蓉一副遇到知己的样子：“黄蓉受教了。”

凌池笑着摆摆手，与众人又闲谈几句。

At this moment, Huang Rong yawned, looking tired.

“Madam Guo must be tired!” Ling Chi said, “That’s right, Madam Guo is pregnant and needs to rest more.”

Huang Rong chuckled lightly: "It seems Brother Ling really knows his stuff."

“I’ve been there before.” Ling Chi smiled, pointed to his bedroom door, and said, “That’s my and Long’er’s bedroom. Madam Guo, please go and rest first! Also…”

Ling Chi looked around at the people in the room, stroking his chin: "We've never had so many guests before. We don't have enough rooms."

“没关系。”洪七公笑道：“老叫花子找棵树一趟就行。”

“那怎么行。”凌池摇摇头：“来者是客，哪有让客人睡在树上的道理。各位稍等。”

凌池走到墙角，在一个箱子里翻了翻，翻出一把斧头，道：“我去伐木，造一间新房子。”

“……”众人一脸懵逼，现造房子？还有这种操作？

"Ling boy, are you out of your mind?" Hong Qigong looked at him with an expression of concern for someone with intellectual disabilities.

Huang Yaoshi, Huang Rong, Guo Fu, and Cheng Ying all watched him with their own thoughts, somewhat unable to keep up with his train of thought.

“七公和黄老邪要是帮忙，也许天黑前就能建好。”凌池说道。

"..."

"Interesting." Huang Yaoshi became interested: "I'd like to see how you manage to build a house before nightfall."

“我也要看，我也要看！”郭芙比黄药师还兴奋，现在都下午了，要在天黑前建成一栋房子，这几乎是痴人说梦，但如果这话是凌池说的，那就有意思了。

"Alright, the old beggar will do his work." Hong Qigong stood up: "What do you need the old beggar for?"

"Help me carry the logs!"

……

小木屋周围本就有一片树林，凌池拿着斧子，一斧头下去，一棵树就轰然倒塌，随后几道斧光闪过，一棵较为整齐的圆木出现，看的众人叹为观止。

“别说，你小子这伐木的功夫倒是不比做菜差。”洪七公扛起圆木说道。

凌池道：“别废话，赶紧把木头运过去。”

“啧！谁让老叫花子吃人嘴短呢！”洪七公扛着圆木运到了小木屋院子的外面。

院子里都已经妥善规划，没有多余的空间建房，只能将空间拓展到院子外面了。

Ling Chi chopped down over a hundred trees in just over ten minutes, a speed that was simply astonishing.

洪七公和黄药师扛木头扛了个饱，但他们一次只扛一根木头，凌池见他们速度太慢，自己也跟着扛，结果他左肩两根，右肩两根，一次就能扛四根圆木，看的众人目瞪口呆。

洪七公暗骂：这小子果然是个怪物，看起来干巴巴的，力气却这么大。

In about ten minutes, more than a hundred logs were carried to the construction site. Ling Chi found a few shovels from somewhere and asked Hong Qigong and Huang Yaoshi to help him dig holes so that the foundation could be compacted.

因为人来的有点多，凌池打算建一座稍微大点的木屋，差不多一百平米，分成三室一厅的空间，上下两层。

Huang Yaoshi asked, "Young brother, would you like to build a fireplace in this wooden house?"

"Of course we should," Ling Chi said. "It's fine now that it's not cold, but when it gets cold, we'll need to light a fire to ward off the chill."

"That's good." Huang Yaoshi was very happy. He could now observe Ling Chi's fireplace construction process firsthand, and when he returned to Peach Blossom Island, he would know how to build one himself.

“别废话了，加快速度，天黑前必须建好。”凌池拿出一把大砍刀，对着圆木刷刷刷的辟出数刀，而后得到了数块薄厚相等的木板，引来众人又一阵惊叹。

在黄药师和洪七公的辅助下，凌池身如幻影，在方圆百平米内移形换影，一座木屋以肉眼可见的速度建造起来，待到太阳落山前，一座崭新的二层木屋出现在众人眼前，看的众人一阵恍惚。

“真……真的建成了？”郭芙揉揉眼睛，看看天边的晚霞，再看看虽然还有些毛糙，却的确建成的木屋，整个人的世界观都被刷新了。

"Incredible." Huang Rong walked into the wooden house and looked around upstairs and downstairs. Although it was just a bare shell, without any decoration and lacking many daily necessities, each room had a newly made wooden bed. These wooden beds even gave off a fresh tree fragrance. Even so, it was more than enough for sleeping at night.