Unlimited Ambition

"First, to establish a new club, you need five or more members. If you have fewer than five members, you can only apply to establish a hobby club."

Five people... I wonder where Chunri will go back to recruit people? Hmm... it would be best if they were all women.

"Second, submit the application form, which will be reviewed and approved by all members of the student union."

Well… for a super-great writer like Wright Baldwin, writing an application should be a piece of cake.

"Third, select a classroom for the club activities and a tutor."

嗯，这个春日应该可以搞定。

So, my job is to write the application and then submit it to the student council—wait a minute! Why should I help her?!

Can we change the name of Chapter Six?

Nevertheless, in the end I still helped Haruhi write an application, which I believe is perhaps the best application I've ever written since the school's founding. Except for not knowing the club's name yet, everything was perfect. I guarantee that the bookworms in the student council would be moved to tears after reading it, and then kneel down and beg me to give them most of the student council's budget.

But seriously, what kind of club does Haruhi want to create? And why does she keep laughing like that during class? Doesn't that sound scary?

I sat behind Haruhi, hesitant to speak. In the end, I suppressed the urge to complain until school was over. After declining Taniguchi and Kunikida's invitation to walk home together, Haruhi dragged me to the old school building.

"I've already found a classroom. How's yours going?" Haruhi asked me as we walked.

"The application is ready. But there's still one problem that hasn't been solved," I said as we walked.

"What's the problem? Is it complicated?"

"No, it's not troublesome at all, it's just a matter of the club's name—by the way, have you already thought of one?"

"Of course I've thought of it." Haruhi nodded, seemingly quite pleased with herself. "This is absolutely the best club name in the world!"

It seems your confidence surpasses even mine, despite being a successful writer. By the way, where does your confidence come from? Who gave it to you? Was it me?

An old school building is simply an old school building; it can be described in one word: "old." To put it another way, it's overgrown with moss, the walls are mottled and moldy, and the floorboards creak underfoot. It makes you genuinely afraid that it might suddenly collapse.

But then again, for a club like ours, so disorganized and undisciplined, formed on a whim in spring, having even a place is already a blessing. Being picky is really inappropriate. So, in this situation, I'll reluctantly open the door with a grateful heart, clean the room a bit, move in some furniture, and consider it my and Spring's secret base.

Well, I don't know why, but at this moment, some bad thoughts started to come to my mind.

"Wait a minute, Chunri, there's a literary society sign hanging here. It doesn't seem like an empty room." At that moment, I suddenly noticed a small detail and asked this question.

"Oh, that?" Haruhi seemed indifferent. "It was indeed the Literature Club before. But the Literature Club hasn't been full for a long time. After the seniors left, it went on indefinite hiatus. Only one person joined this year."

"Isn't there still one person?" I asked.

“嗯……那个家伙啊……那个家伙比较特殊。应该没关系的。”春日这样说着，之后打开了门。

与走廊里那股霉变的味道不同，在文学社之中，我感觉到了一股非常不同的清香，还有那个坐在椅子上摸摸看书的淡蓝色短发的眼镜少女。

I seem to be somewhat attracted to her.

"Is this the guy you were talking about?" I whispered to Haruhi.

“没错。”春日也小声回应：“我之前跟她搭话，她的回答非常的冷淡，并且一直读着书，感觉真是个怪人。”

"The whole world has no right to talk about others like that, even if it saves you." That's what I said.

"Oh, by the way, you said that to form a department, you need five members, right?"

我点了点头，说道：“没错啊，怎么啦？”

"There are already three, so there are two left..."

"Wait, you didn't include this girl in your calculations, did you?" I asked. "Or do you think this is a bonus you got after winning over the literature club?"

"Is there any difference?" Kasuga replied.

"...Nothing's different, please continue."

"Very well. You can stay here. I'll go get the other members." Kasuga said this, and then ran off.

Thus, only the two of us remained in the entire literary society: me and the girl with short, light blue hair and glasses.

It's a little dangerous—I mean, her current situation.

"Um, is it really okay if we can use this classroom whenever we want?" I walked over and asked.

“Yes, please go ahead.” She replied without even looking up.

"You might make a mess of this place." I thought for a moment and decided to scare her a little.

"Go ahead," she replied, her tone unchanged.

"They might throw you and all your things out as trash." The threat has now escalated from mere intimidation to outright intimidation.

“一切都请便。无所谓的。”这一回字数多了一点，但是仍没有达到两位数。说不定这个女孩真的像春日所说的那样，是个怪人也说不定——但是长得这么可爱，无论什么都可以接受了。

“…Nagato Yuki.” After that, as if sensing the pressure of my gaze, she turned a page of her book, then slightly raised her head, straightened her eyes, and said calmly.

"That's a really good name," I complimented.

Then the scene fell silent again.

A few minutes later, I couldn't stand it anymore, so I forced a conversation: "By the way, I feel like I've seen you somewhere before."

"……illusion."

For some reason, I saw a barely perceptible blush on her face for a moment.

Is she shy?

Just as I was about to get to know the girl better, Chunri ran in without knocking, grabbing another girl's arm.

She was a girl with long chestnut hair, a baby face, and a large bust—a really great figure.

"Where am I? What are you going to do to me?" the girl asked fearfully.

“闭嘴！”春日仍然用那个女孩几倍的音量吼了回去。

"Hey Chunri, you didn't kidnap her, did you?" I asked.

"How could that be? I just dragged her here by force. I always see her doing nothing whenever I go out for a stroll, so I just pulled her over."

"Besides that, another reason is because she has big breasts, isn't it?" I asked.

“诶？你怎么知道的？”春日显得很吃惊的样子。

I rolled my eyes and swallowed back the words I was about to say: Because you're a complete idiot. Predicting your activities is quite simple.

"From today onwards, you're my number three member, and those over there are number one and number two. Remember to love each other from now on," Haruhi said, still oblivious to everyone else.

"So, in other words, my childhood sweetheart, who's been with you since we were eight, for nine years, is just a member of the group in your eyes?" I couldn't help but roll my eyes.

"Wrong! Nagato Yuki over there is member number one, you are member number two."

When I said nothing.

At that moment, the girl with the large breasts seemed to notice me, and then, as if resigned to her fate, nodded: "Alright, I've made up my mind. I'll leave my original club and join the Literature Club. But I don't know what the Literature Club is all about yet. So please take care of me." After she finished speaking, she bowed to me: "I am Asahina Mikuru, a second-year student. Please take care of me."

真是一百八十度的大转弯呢。态度变得也太快了吧？难不成是因为有我这个超级帅哥坐镇，所以瞬间就被攻略了？说起来这也不是不可能的事情啊，毕竟花痴什么的我也见过，比如我星期天就会去打工的那家酒店的老板娘，叫做八云紫的大婶——我是说大姐姐，就是其中代表。

She always tries every possible, shameless and unscrupulous way to take advantage of me. Of course, it usually ends in tragedy. If it weren't for the money, I would never go there again—seriously, she's a powerful demon of sage level, yet she still comes to the mortal world to run a hotel. Is it just to hook up rich guys?

Never mind, I can't go into too much detail about this.

However, this girl is actually older than me...

"No—that's not right!" Kasuga deliberately dragged out the word: "We're not a literature club!"

"That, isn't it the literature club?" the girl asked.

"It's never been a literature club!" Haruhi shouted. "Our club's name is: The Haruhi Suzumiya Group, which makes the world more lively, or SOS Brigade for short!"

"Did you eat something wrong? Did you lose your mind?" I asked, rubbing my forehead.

"You idiot Kyon! What are you talking about? I'm the captain of the SOS Brigade now! The greatest member of the brigade! You're not someone a nobody like you can understand!"

随你的便了。

"So, we'll use this name on the club application form, right?" I asked.

“Of course!” Kasuga replied.

I can't stand it, I want to die. This is a wonderful article that I painstakingly wrote, and I really don't want that stupid club name, Haruhi, to ruin it.

So, after I got home, I carefully kept my article close to my body, and then copied a third-rate club application form from the internet. It was the kind of thing that could make you want to vomit.

That way, the club application will definitely not be approved. Haruhi's ambition ends here. Although this means she won't be able to spend more time with Yuki and Mikuru-senpai, she can still achieve her goal with a little trickery.

However, things took an unexpected turn. Haruhi completely ignored the student council's documents plastered with "No!" and "Rejected!" signs. She went ahead and set up the SOS Brigade's structure on her own. Every now and then, she would bring back all sorts of random things, making the literary club more and more like a residence.

至此，我已经无法阻止她了。以学院的文学社为基地，SOS团正式成立，走上了称霸世界的道路。

Chapter Seven: Publicity Work

In the past few days, Chunri has been busy with the new club. Every time I see her, she is wandering around the school, her eyes darting around as if searching for something.

They probably want to find another unlucky person to recruit into the group. That's what I thought. Meanwhile, the knowledge my geography teacher imparted went in one ear and out the other.

During her lunch break, Chunri seemed a little disappointed: "Speaking of which, shouldn't they be here by now?"

"What's here?" It's rare for Haruhi to initiate a conversation with me, but at least the topic should be something I can understand.

“A mysterious transfer student,” Kasuga said matter-of-factly.

Do such creatures really exist in this world?

And just like that, in the blink of an eye, it was time to leave school again. Haruhi excitedly dragged me to the literary club—I mean, the location of the SOS Brigade.

“Come to think of it, I think I know where I went wrong,” Haruhi said.

"You've established an SOS Brigade?" I asked in return.

“不对！是知名度，知名度啊！”春日这样重复了一遍：“我一手建立的SOS团，的确很强悍不错，但是这也必须要别人知道。酒香也怕巷子深不就是这个道理吗？”

"That's true," I replied. "So what do you plan to do?"

"Of course, it's for publicity—"

"I mean the way we promote it."

"You don't need to worry about that, hehehehe..."

About five minutes later, Kasuga and I walked hand in hand into the SOS Brigade. Asahina-senpai opened the door for us, and at the same time, she gave me a sweet smile, like a wife welcoming her husband home.