I'm in Genshin Impact, and I started by teaming up with Luna.

"Ah, it's Amber. Have you finished today's reconnaissance mission?"

“Yes! Mission accomplished!” Amber said, still performing a knightly salute. She then stepped aside, revealing Wu Qiu and the other two behind her, saying, “They are travelers from afar. They were injured on their way to Mondstadt, and I was just about to take them to the cathedral to heal their wounds.”

The knight guarding the gate sized up the three of them. "But, if their identities are unclear..."

Before he could finish speaking, Amber whispered, "He was killed by the Spark Knight..."

"Ah! I'm so sorry. Please come in, Mondstadt welcomes you, travelers from afar."

Ying and Paimon both felt very strange, and Wu Qiu smiled bitterly, "It seems this is not the first time, and I am not the first victim."

However, Wu Qiu was worried that "not long after they arrived in Mondstadt, Dvalin began attacking Mondstadt, so now..."

However, after thinking about it, Wu Qiu felt it was unlikely. After all, the time interval was too short. In a game, it's understandable to speed up the plot, but in the real world, it would be absurd.

Therefore, Wu Qiu guessed that Tvalin might attack Mondstadt, but not now.

Following Amber, they continued into the city. Mondstadt was truly vast, unbelievably vast.

Especially the statue of Barbatos, the one in the square in front of the cathedral. It's at least fifty meters tall, practically a steel giant.

After bypassing the statue and climbing the tall stairs, they finally arrived at the cathedral.

"I can only accompany you this far. Next, I need to report to Commander Qin. But once you go inside, the church priest will naturally help you heal your wounds."

Amber stopped at the cathedral entrance. Ying nodded in understanding, "Thank you, we'll handle the rest ourselves."

After saying that, he was about to walk inside. But Wu Qiu suddenly spoke up at this moment: "Well, about cough cough! About the Dragon Disaster, you can tell Qin that they can go and take a look at the abandoned Four Winds Temple."

Wu Qiu's voice was strained, and he wasn't faking it. Although Wu Qiu's injury wasn't serious, it wasn't minor either; even now, his chest hurt when he spoke.

"The temples of the four winds? Okay, I understand, I will pass it on."

After saying that, Amber left. At the same time, Ying led Wu Qiu into the cathedral.

Chapter 65: Help, Commander Qin!

"The dragon scourge is escalating, and both the trade routes and Mondstadt have suffered considerable damage. If it is not resolved soon, it may cause immeasurable damage to Mondstadt's appearance."

Within the Knights of Favonius, Jean's voice rang out first. Kaeya, Lisa, and Jean, who had spoken earlier, sat at the table, deep in thought as they looked at the report on the Dragon Plague before them.

"There are strong wind element fluctuations in Whispering Woods outside Mondstadt today. If I'm not mistaken, it should be caused by Stormterror."

"But why would the Wind Demon Dragon attack a forest? Or did someone provoke it there?"

Then came another woman's voice, a very alluring one, every word of which exuded maturity and charm; it was clearly Lisa.

"Amber went to clear out the Hilichurls near Whispering Woods today. I wonder if she can bring back any useful information."

That was Kaiya's voice. And just as he finished speaking, the office door was pushed open.

The three looked up and saw Amber rushing in. Seeing them all there, she stopped her hurried steps and stood up straight. "Reconnaissance Knight Amber, mission successfully completed, reporting for duty."

Actually, Amber used to go directly to Kaeya, but she came to find Jean today because of Klee, since Klee injured someone with a bomb again.

"Amber, did you notice anything about what happened in Whispering Wood today?"

Kaeya asked. Amber shook her head. "No."

After saying that, she looked at Qin and said, "Commander Qin, I met three people today. They are travelers from afar."

"Traveler?"

Amber nodded. "Yes, but... one of them was injured by Spark Knight's bomb."

"What!" Qin jumped to her feet. "How is she now? Is she in any danger?"

Amber shook her head. "No, it's just a bit serious, but it shouldn't be life-threatening."

Qin finally breathed a sigh of relief. But just then, the door was pushed open again, and a cute little girl dressed in red skipped and hopped in.

"Da da da, Klee's here!"

He then approached Jean, hands behind his back, swaying as he spoke, "Captain Jean, Klee needs to take leave, Klee..."

But before she could finish speaking, Jean was already standing with her hands on her hips, staring at her. Her expression wasn't particularly fierce, but for little Klee, it was undoubtedly a death sentence.

"Klee~ Did she get into trouble again...?"

With her head down, Klee spoke pitifully. Jean sighed, "Klee, your bomb hurt someone again."

"Impossible!" Klee looked up and said very seriously, "Klee went to Starfall Lake yesterday, and when she came back, she cleaned up all the bombs. It's impossible for them to have blown up anyone, Klee guarantees it!"

"Hmm—, Starfall Lake? Klee, you went to Starfall Lake to fry fish again?"

Jean's gaze was already somewhat dangerous as she stared at Klee. Klee lowered her head. "Eh—, Klee understands~ Klee will report to the solitary confinement room now~"

She turned to leave. Jean quickly said, "Claire, come with me to the church first and apologize to them properly."

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Meanwhile, inside the cathedral...

"Oh my god! It hurts so much! I can't live like this!"

Wu Qiu's howl was so loud that it could be heard clearly throughout the entire church. Qin Keli and Amber, who had just reached the entrance of the cathedral, were both stunned.

"Why are you screaming so pitifully? I didn't see him get injured that badly after the bombing."

Amber spoke with a puzzled expression. Klee, perhaps also feeling guilty, hugged Jean's leg and said, "Klee didn't mean it."

Qin patted Keli's little head and then pushed open the door. Before her was the familiar cathedral, and at the innermost table, Yingpaimeng was sitting there, while Wu Qiu lay on the table, crying her heart out.

"Hey! Xiao Qiu, can't you act like a man? Crying like that, I thought we were going to skin you alive!"

Ying put her hands on her hips and lectured Wu Qiu. Wu Qiu, wiping his nose, retorted, "Is this what you call skinning someone? This is even worse than skinning someone!"

Strangely enough, after Wu Qiu finished speaking, the nuns and Mondstadt citizens around him all nodded in unison.

Wu Qiu then looked at the nun who was healing him and said, "Rosalia! You're fucking ruthless! You might as well just kill me already."

"You, you get out of the way! Let Barbara come here! I want Barbara!!!"

Then you see Rosalia wearing fishnet stockings, her beautiful face completely unmoved by Wu Qiu's screams, her eyes looking at him as if he were a dead man.

She poured the medicine onto Wu Qiu's wound, and white smoke immediately rose up; it looked incredibly painful. But that wasn't all; Rosalia then covered the medicine with her hand and rubbed it vigorously.

"Ahhhhhhh!!!! I can't live like this..."

Wu Qiu opened his mouth to shout, but before he could utter more than a few words, a short knife was slapped down next to him, followed by Rosalia's cold voice: "Shut up."

Wu Qiu immediately shut up, but it really hurt. So he looked at Ying, his big eyes blinking, as if to say, "Sister Ying, please save me."

Ying shook her head and looked at Wu Qiu with some sympathy.

Just now, they entered the cathedral, but the cathedral was too busy and there was no priest who could treat Wu Qiu immediately.

The renowned pastor Barbara in the church seemed to be treating a guy named Bennett, and she just couldn't spare the time.

Just as Ying was getting anxious, she saw Rosalia walking out from behind. Ying's eyes lit up immediately, and Wu Qiu's eyes lit up as well.

Rosalia not only has a great figure and a beautiful face, but even better are her long legs in white slime and fishnet stockings.

Immediately afterwards, Ying found Rosalia and begged her to heal Wu Qiu's injuries. Thinking about this, Wu Qiu wanted to slap himself a few times.

At that moment, seeing the white slime so close to him and those long legs in fishnet stockings, Wu Qiu was completely mesmerized.

If he had looked closely, he would have noticed the pity in the expressions of those around him. Even Rosalia wasn't sure at first.

"Me? Are you sure?"

Ying, unaware of the inside story, nodded hastily. Then Wu Qiu, that suicidal bastard, blurted out, "Hehe, sure, slurp, I'll recover faster if I can lie on your lap."

And then, the current situation arose. At first, Yingzhen thought Rosalia was retaliating against Wu Qiu for his indecent behavior.

But Ying soon discovered that Rosalia was indeed taking revenge on Wu Qiu. However, Ying couldn't interfere because Wu Qiu's injuries were indeed healing.

"Um, go a little easier, Xiao Qiuzi didn't mean to provoke you."

Finally, Ying couldn't bear it any longer and spoke up to Rosalia, trying to persuade her. Rosalia didn't even look up, "If you can't even endure this little pain, a man like that isn't worth entrusting your life to."

Ying blushed and said, "No..."

Wu Qiu grabbed Ying's wrist. "Although I really want to be the man Ying can entrust her life to, but..."

As he spoke, Wu Qiu turned to Rosalia and said, "Let's see if you can tolerate this for even a minute!"

It's no wonder Wu Qiu lacks ambition; this stuff just hurts terribly. To put it another way, the medicine stings as soon as it's applied.

As for how painful it is, let me put it this way: put a toothpick under your toenail and then kick it hard against a corner of the wall.

It hurts that much. And this is just the beginning; afterwards, it feels like someone is mixing salt and chili oil together and flowing it through your wound.

That wasn't the end of it. Finally, Rosalia's hands were like sandpaper, scrubbing your wound vigorously.

How can Wu Qiu tolerate this? Who can tolerate it? Tell me who can tolerate it, because I, Wu Qiu, certainly cannot.

"By the way, is treating the injured this painful here?"

Paimon asked Rosalia. Rosalia still didn't look up. "No, other priests use other herbs to neutralize the potion's potency; you could say it has a paralyzing effect."

Ying and Paimon exchanged a glance, and Paimon continued to ask, "So, the reason you don't use it is because other herbs would weaken the potion's effects?"

This is a great opportunity to clear her name; the rest of the plot is all planned out. Rosalia is a very stubborn priestess who believes that it is irresponsible for people to forgo the best effects of medicine out of fear of the pain.

Therefore, Rosalia never gave the injured any other herbs, as that would weaken the potion's effectiveness.

But the truth is that Rosalia casually said, "No, I just said I'm too lazy to use it, it's too much trouble."

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"Holy crap, Rosalia, are you even human?"

Wu Qiu is such an idiot. What does Rosalia mean? Let me explain it to you simply.

It's like surgery. Other doctors will be prepared, everything will be perfect, then anesthesia will be administered, all kinds of instruments will be used, and the surgery will be performed with all our might.

Rosalia, on the other hand, didn't prepare anything. She didn't even need to go to the operating room; she just lay there, on the spot. Then she picked up a scalpel and—snip!—made a single cut, without even looking. Whether the surgery succeeded or not was entirely up to luck.

"Oh, by the way, this medicine is actually taken internally, and even without other herbs, it's only a little bitter. Moreover, internal use is ten times more effective than external application."

Wu Qiu cried, he really cried. He used to wonder why Barbara could become an idol star, after all, Rosalia was obviously prettier than Barbara, a mature woman in fishnet stockings, who wouldn't love that?

Moreover, the previous lottery was like falling into a Barbara pit, full of Barbara, which made Wu Qiu wish he could never see Barbara again.

Now, Wu Qiu desperately hoped that the lovely and charming little girl could take light steps and save him from his predicament.

Suddenly, just when Wu Qiu was about to despair, he saw Qin standing at the door. Wu Qiu's eyes lit up instantly.