I'm in Genshin Impact, and I started by teaming up with Luna.

This Hurricane Demon God is clearly not the type to be good at verbal sparring. Faced with Wu Qiu, a former keyboard warrior king, the Hurricane Demon God didn't know how to respond after just two sentences.

But she wasn't having it, and retorted, "I... I was just messing with you, and you hit me with your butt."

"How can you blame me!" Wu Qiu said, hands behind her back, adopting the posture of an elder lecturing her granddaughter. "Lu Lu, didn't you hit me first before I farted?"

"I…………"

The Hurricane Demon seemed about to object, but after thinking about it, it seemed to make sense, so it weakly said, "Yes..."

At this moment, the Hurricane Demon God was unaware that she was already at a disadvantage.

The three essential elements of a keyboard warrior are: first, disregard right and wrong. After all, constantly emphasizing right and wrong will never make you a good keyboard warrior.

Second, find every possible loophole. No matter how dire the situation, seize any point that benefits you, then amplify that point infinitely. Don't aim to retaliate, just aim to gain momentum. Wu Qiu has already reached this stage, and it's going very smoothly.

Third, and most importantly, once you gain the upper hand, don't just retaliate. Doing so could allow your opponent to surpass you using the same tactics.

Therefore, you must put yourself in the other person's shoes and distort the facts of the matter from its root cause. Regardless of whether your own ideas are right or wrong, even if they are wrong, you must present them as right.

This is difficult, but it becomes easier if you address the root of the problem. Regardless of the Hurricane Demon's actual strength, his mentality alone would make him incredibly easy to bully online.

“I know I robbed you first. But think about it, if you hadn’t passed through there, would I have been able to rob you? It’s fate.”

"Look, so many people passed by on that road, but I was the only one who managed to snatch you. Isn't this fate? If it is fate, you should blame God, not me."

"Furthermore, I took your clothes but didn't do anything to you, which proves I'm a good person. And didn't I help you get that bead back? That helped you."

"So, in conclusion, if I rob you, you not only can't blame me, you should thank me."

The Hurricane Demon God was stunned. He stared at Wu Qiu without saying a word, his eyes blank, as if he was processing everything Wu Qiu had just said.

Seeing that she didn't react, Wu Qiu pressed his advantage, "Hey, tell me, was it right or wrong for me to rob someone?"

The Hurricane Demon God paused for a moment, then nodded stiffly.

Wu Qiu then asked, "Did I do something wrong by hitting you with my fart?"

The Hurricane Demon shook his head again. Wu Qiu then asked, "Then you'll hit me, right?"

The Hurricane Demon shook his head again. Wu Qiu spoke up, "What should you say?"

"I'm sorry," the Hurricane Demon God said, bowing his head. Wu Qiu persisted, "Anything else?"

"Thank you for hitting me with your fart." The Hurricane Demon lowered his head and frantically fiddled with his fingers, just like a child who had made a mistake and was being scolded.

"This child is teachable; he must not wrong others so easily in the future."

"Mm." The Hurricane Demon God nodded. Wu Qiu finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Despite his calm demeanor and the seemingly smooth process, the hurricane demon had no murderous intent whatsoever.

If it were a more ferocious demon god, Wu Qiu would definitely be slapped to death the moment he opened his mouth.

What are keyboard warriors most afraid of? It's someone who won't argue with you; they'd rather fight than say a word. That's why keyboard warriors and trolls are always online, because in real life, if you dare to play that game, even a slightly hot-tempered person could tear your mouth apart.

Now, Wu Qiu was about to take the final step: have the Hurricane Demon send them out. After all, by the time that guy realized what was happening, he was finished.

"Ahem, now, send us out, and I won't blame you."

Wu Qiuyi spoke with righteous indignation. The Hurricane Demon God nodded, "Alright, I'm really sorry, I wronged you."

As he spoke, he raised his hand, and whirlwinds began to gather. Wu Qiu finally breathed a sigh of relief, and managed to temporarily fool the hurricane demon.

"Wow, Akiko, you're amazing!"

Paimon looked at Wu Qiu with admiration. Wu Qiu tossed his head and said, "That's right."

"But this demon is really going too far. You helped her, and she still treated you like that!"

Paimon was indignant. Wu Qiu was stunned, looking at Paimon, "You, you believe it?"

Paimon nodded. "Yeah, what you said makes a lot of sense."

"Damn, another newbie to the internet." Wu Qiu thought to himself, but didn't say it out loud. Seeing that the exit had been formed, Wu Qiu grabbed Paimon and was about to go in.

But just as Wu Qiu was about to step in, the Hurricane Demon suddenly retracted its hand, and the exit disappeared.

Wu Qiuxin felt a chill. Sure enough, the hurricane demon stood there blankly for three seconds, then shook its head and patted its forehead.

"No, no, no!"

As she spoke, she looked at Wu Qiu, her eyes once again flashing with anger. "You tricked me!"

Feeling the furious hurricane relentlessly approaching, Paimon asked Wu Qiu in confusion, "What's wrong? Is there a problem?"

Wu Qiu covered her face and said, "Kneel down and call me Dad."

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Inside the Knights of Dawn, Ying sat on the bed, resting with her eyes closed. After seeing Wu Qiu and the others off, she showed no signs of slacking off and was preparing for tomorrow's battle.

Ying rehearsed countless battles with Lu Yan in her mind, but without exception, she suffered a crushing defeat every time.

The gap between them was simply too great, and the Eye of God further reduced the possibility of Ying defeating Lu Yan to a minimum, or even nonexistent.

"Is it really impossible to defeat someone who possesses the Eye of God without the Eye of God?"

In her heart, Ying couldn't help but ask herself. She couldn't believe it, but the truth was that she now had almost no chance of winning against Lu Yan.

"True strength should never be reflected in power itself."

Suddenly, a voice rang in Ying's ears. Ying opened her eyes abruptly, and then she found herself floating in a starry sky.

This was no longer the Knights of Dawn, but the starry sky. She stood amidst countless stars, in the void.

"What exactly is going on..."

Before Ying could react, starlight began to converge not far in front of her, and finally, a figure appeared in front of her.

Ying was alert and tried to summon Ice Mark. However, her hands were empty; Ice Mark did not appear.

"This……"

Ying dared not think about it. The figure in front of her was made of starlight and was shrouded in white light. She could not see her appearance or whether she was male or female.

"who are you?"

Ying straightened up and looked directly at the person. The person in front of her raised his hand, as if looking at her, and then gave a bitter smile.

"Me? I'm just a phantom formed from a fragment of a remnant soul."

That voice belonged to a woman. It was very gentle; it gave you a feeling of being cared for.

"Don't worry, I'll disappear soon, disappear forever. You'll be the first and the last person I see when I wake up."

The woman, perhaps afraid that Ying would be frightened, quickly spoke up. Ying didn't understand what she was saying at all and directly asked, "Where is this? And what do you need me for?"

The woman crossed her arms, thought for a moment, and then said, "I didn't come here specifically to find you; to be precise, I'm not looking for anyone."

"I just happened to wake up at this time, and I noticed that you seemed very distressed. And I only have this one chance to wake up. Seeing that you seemed to need help, I came to help you. It also makes my short life more than just a simple trip to see the scenery."

Although she couldn't see the woman's face, Ying knew she was speaking with a smile. And Ying finally understood something from her brief words.

First, this woman is dying. To be precise, she died a long time ago, but for some unknown reason, she has awakened in a manner similar to a soul.

However, she can only be conscious for a short while, after which she will disappear and never reappear.

Secondly, this woman's statement about this one life means that she has not only lived this one life, but that she is living different lives in different worlds in a state similar to having a clone after death.

Third, and most importantly, this woman said she had just woken up and then sensed that Ying needed help, but why was it herself?

"Why me? Are you spying on me?"

Ying voiced her doubts.

"No, no, no," the woman quickly waved her hands. "Of course it's you. After all, you've been hanging me around your neck for days, so I'm naturally the closest to you."

Ying paused for a moment, looked down, and sure enough, the shooting star pendant had disappeared.

"You, you're from outer space?"

The woman nodded. "You could say that. But you don't need to be so surprised. Aren't you from another world too?"

"But……"

Ying was about to ask another question, but the woman waved her hand and said, "Oh, don't ask, I don't have time."

As she spoke, she put her hands on her hips and looked at Ying, saying, "I was already quite surprised that someone could talk to me after I woke up."

"Then, I'll give this to you as a gift."

After speaking, the woman pointed her finger at Ying, and a beam of white light shot towards her. Ying instinctively tried to dodge, but it was too late.

The light entered through Ying's brow and quickly disappeared. Ying raised her hand and touched her brow; she felt nothing, nor did she feel any discomfort.

What did you do to me?

Ying asked. The woman smiled and said, "You'll find out later."

After speaking, her body began to dissipate. Seeing this, Ying rushed forward, exclaiming, "An extraterrestrial object..."

Before Ying could continue speaking, the woman had already vanished, leaving only a single sentence in the void.

"I do have a name. Let me introduce myself lastly. My name is Bai Mo."

Chapter 52: The Cowardly Demon God

Thousands of years ago, the sky overlord Hurricane Demon, along with other demons, besieged the rock god Morax, but was defeated. Hurricane Demon escaped using his aerial advantage, but was brought down by a flying rock spear from the rock god.

The magma transformed into a mountain, forming a seal that imprisoned the Hurricane Demon God within. Thus ended the legendary life of this former ruler of the skies.

Wu Qiu and Paimon sat on small stools, staring blankly at the stunningly beautiful girl before them. Despite her ethereal and otherworldly voice, she insisted on telling her story with an authoritative tone.

Suddenly, Cang Yu, also known as the Hurricane Demon God, turned his head. Wu Qiu Paimeng quickly clapped his hands, "Good! Good! Excellent! That's wonderful! Well said, exceptionally well said!"

Cang Yu smiled with satisfaction and was about to continue. But after thinking about it, perhaps knowing that her authoritative voice didn't suit her, she softened and her carefully constructed demeanor crumbled.

He sat down in mid-air and stretched. "Never mind, I still can't quite put my finger on that domineering feeling."

So, Cang Yu looked at Wu Qiu, who had a bruised and swollen face, and Paimon, who was very well-behaved after seeing Wu Qiu leave the arena, and slowly said, "You don't need to be so afraid."

"We're not afraid, we're not afraid at all."

Wu Qiupaimeng stood ramrod straight, shaking his head repeatedly. Cang Yu sighed helplessly, "Fine, I don't care whether you want to hear it or not."

"This time, I don't want to tell my story in the form of a legend anymore. Whether you want to hear it or not, I'll release you after I finish."

After saying that, Cang Yu looked into the distance, his eyes somewhat unfocused, and said, "I was sealed for a thousand years, and it wasn't until two hundred years ago that I dared to release my clone to go out and investigate the situation..."