I'm in Genshin Impact, and I started by teaming up with Luna.

They were all riding horses and wearing armor, except their armor was purple. A beautiful figure at the head of the group was lowering her bow and arrow.

When they were close enough, the woman in the lead leaped forward, bypassing the line of soldiers in front of her, and landed in front of Ying, shielding her behind her.

Wu Qiu finally saw the person: a woman in light purple armor, with long black hair, an unparalleled face, and a graceful figure accentuated by the armor.

This person is only slightly inferior to Ying. Well, you can use your imagination, I can't describe it, but she is beautiful!

"It's you, Rolna!"

Looking at this woman, the soldier's tone turned cold. But this woman named Rolna showed no fear of the army commander, meeting his gaze without flinching.

"Stop, Lu Yan."

Lorna spoke up. Lu Yan, the army commander, angrily raised his spear and pointed it at Lorna, saying, "Since when has it been your place to meddle in the affairs of our Hidden Stone Army?!"

"Don't forget, the one in charge of the country now is not your so-called young master!" Lorna stepped forward without fear, her tone carrying an irresistible authority.

"So what!" Lu Yan's spear flamed with fire. "We, the Hidden Stone Army, are a regular army! We have the right to inspect any strangers approaching Hidden Stone City!"

This guy emphasized the words "regular army" very loudly, as if he wanted to use those words to kill Rorna in front of him.

"An inspection? Using the power of the Divine Eye on an ordinary person without the Divine Eye, and then trying to kill them at every turn, is this what you call an inspection?"

"Lu Yan, I won't bother with official jargon. I'll give you two choices: withdraw your troops, or let's fight!"

"So domineering!" That was Wu Qiu's first thought. This Rohrna was too domineering; she didn't say a single polite word from beginning to end.

After saying a few words, the gist was, "Your boss isn't in charge of the country now, so keep your mouth shut. If you're not happy, let's fight. Otherwise, get the hell out of here."

"Mere slave!" Lu Yan said, about to strike. But the pain in his chest seemed to tell him, "You're injured, so behave yourself."

So he put down his weapon, glanced at Ying, then turned and waved his hand, "Let's go!"

Then they left...

No, I'm speechless. Seriously, this is the first time I've ever seen someone more shameless than me.

The sheer scale and grandeur of this thing as it left behind made it seem like a great general who had achieved great feats on the battlefield.

But the truth is, he only gained a little advantage in front of the camera, and then he was driven away by a few words from Rorna.

But we'll ignore him. Wu Qiu's eyes lit up when he saw the purple-armored soldiers approaching.

It was mostly filled with women, and they were all very beautiful, with fair skin, long legs, and model-like figures.

Of course, there were men too, but not many. Although they were very handsome, Wu Qiu ruthlessly ignored them.

When this group of people arrived, Wu Qiu thought he had arrived in the Land of Women. If it weren't for a few men who were particularly annoying, Wu Qiu would have truly believed he had entered the legendary Land of Women.

"Are you all alright?" Rolna turned to look at Ying, her eyes filled with undisguised admiration.

"Although Lu Yan is a bastard, he's quite strong. You don't have the Eye of God, yet you were able to hurt him, and you weren't afraid of him at all. I admire that."

Lorna was quite casual, not arrogant at all, and showered Ying with praise.

"No, that was just luck. The gap between us is still too big."

Ying shook her head and answered very seriously. She didn't mean to joke about it; for Ying, who constantly pushed herself to become stronger, she needed to remember this failure.

The admiration in Lorna's eyes became even more obvious. "Very good, you're the type I admire. Although you lost this time, you're much better than those sleazy men who hide behind women."

As she spoke, Lorna glanced at Wu Qiu, who was standing beside her with an excited smile, admiring the beautiful woman.

Upon hearing Lorna's voice, Wu Qiu nodded, "Yeah, she's much better than those sleazy men."

But Wu Qiu quickly sensed something was wrong. He glanced at Lorna, then pointed to himself…

"Holy crap! This... I'm being dragged into this! I'm the one who got dragged into this, this is slander! Absolutely slander!"

Ignoring Wu Qiu, Rorna seemed to get along well with Ying and wanted to continue chatting. But just then, one of the soldiers cautiously spoke up, "Vice Commander, we..."

Lorna paused for a moment, then clapped her hands. "Right, right, position takes priority."

She then looked at Ying and said, "Let me introduce myself. I am Rolna Yaho, the vice-captain of the Knights of Dawn. I'm acquainted with all three of you."

Chapter Thirty-Eight: The Trouble Caused by a Pig (Part 2-3)

"Although judging from your performance just now, you are unlikely to be spies from another country, and there is no place in our Hidden Stone City that is worth attacking by another country."

"But due to our duties, we cannot disregard the established rules. So, you two..."

“It’s three!” Paimon corrected, clearly annoyed, arms crossed and cheeks puffed out, his temper flaring up instantly.

"Haha..." Wu Qiu mocked mercilessly, "Little Paimon, as an emergency food, don't complain so much."

Paimon stomped his foot, shouting, "Paimon isn't emergency food, he's a partner! A partner!!!"

Seeing Paimon angry, Wu Qiu laughed even harder. But Rorna waved her hand, "No, you misunderstood, this little...floating object?"

"It's Paimon!" Paimon said sternly again. Paimon's little face was flushed red with anger; it was actually quite adorable.

“Oh, Paimon, you’ve misunderstood. I didn’t mean to ignore you.”

Wu Qiu chimed in, "Look, they already said they didn't ignore you, so don't be so angry..."

"Uh……"

There's a question. If Lorna didn't ignore Paimon, then who did she ignore?

I guessed, "It's Ying! It must be Ying! It can't be me, how could it be me? Anyway, I won't admit it."

"Forget it, I don't even believe it myself. Damn, this girl is ignoring me. I... I'll take care of you one day."

"Then, you three, please tell me your origins."

Lorna smiled at the three of them, which was Wu Qiu's perception. In reality, Lorna never even glanced at Wu Qiu.

However, this question still needs to be answered by Wu Qiu, since he's quick-witted and lies just slip out of his mouth. When they first met, Ying Ke was almost fooled by Wu Qiu.

"Hehehe."

Wu Qiu was all smiles. But Lorna didn't look at him...

Wu Qiu was furious. What had he done to offend this woman? Why was she targeting him like this?

However, even so, it still had to be said. So, Wu Qiu began his performance.

Actually, Wu Qiu didn't brag much, nor could it be called boasting. In Wu Qiu's description, Wu Qiu and Ying became siblings, and Paimon was their pet.

Paimon was extremely dissatisfied with this. If Ying hadn't stopped her, Wu Qiu would have been bitten to death by her.

Then, Wu Qiu started bragging, saying that he and his companions were travelers who roamed Teyvat and had been to many places, etc.

Wu Qiu originally thought that the other party would immediately express doubts, but to his surprise, after hearing that Wu Qiu had been to many places, Luo Erna asked with some excitement.

"Have you ever been to Mondstadt?"

Seeing her excited expression, Ying immediately gave Wu Qiu a meaningful look. But Wu Qiu wasn't worried at all.

Wu Qiu knew enough about Mondstadt, though not all of it, but enough to handle the situation. So, he spoke up.

"I've been there, of course I've been there. There's a knightly order there called the Knights of Favonius, you know that, right?"

“Of course I know!” Rolna’s eyes showed longing. “Our Dawn Knights were originally called the Dawn Order, but we changed our name to Knights after hearing the legend of the Knights of Favonius.”

"And the current Grand Master of the Knights, Falgar, or the acting Grand Master, Lady Jean, are our idols."

As she spoke, not only she, but even the soldiers and knights beside her showed longing in their eyes. Especially when Falgar or Jean were mentioned, they were as excited as fans hearing about their idols.

"Ahem!" Wu Qiu coughed, pulling everyone back from their reverie. Only then did Lorna realize that she had lost her composure.

"So you've been to Mondstadt and met Jean?"

"Luo Erna asked. Wu Qiu nodded, "Of course, I know her very well, after all, Qin is my wife."

……

Well, Wu Qiu has a problem with his mouth. When he gets excited or wants to show off, he tends to blurt things out.

Look at Lorna, who initially ignored me, but now she humbly seeks my advice, and I have gradually become the focus of everyone's attention.

Then, Wu Qiu couldn't keep his mouth shut, and that's when things went wrong.

Everyone was stunned, even Ying and Paimon. After a long while, one of the knights spoke up, "How dare you insult Lady Jean! You're courting death!"

"Grab him! Kill him!"

Then, everyone pointed their weapons at Wu Qiu. Wu Qiu was completely taken aback and quickly shouted, "Hey! Stop! Stop! Stop!!!"

Wu Qiu was truly surprised, and even Qin herself probably didn't know that she would have fans in such a remote place.

Seeing that everyone had stopped for the time being, Wu Qiu was not afraid at all. Instead, she angrily pointed at them and said, "Why are you trying to kill me?!"

As he spoke, he pointed at the first girl who had spoken, "You, you! Explain yourself clearly, how did you insult Qin? Am I that despicable? Saying she's my wife is an insult to her?"

"You say you're Qin's husband, how can you prove it?"

Not to be outdone, Lorna's eyes seemed to say, "Even if a good cabbage is eaten by a pig, it's better than you eating it."

"Damn it!" Wu Qiu was furious. He took a deep breath and said, "Jin's full name is Jin Gunnhildr. She was born into the noble Gunnhildr family and is currently the acting Grand Master of the Knights of Favonius. Her title is Dandelion Knight."

"She has a younger sister named Barbara. They are sisters but do not share the same surname, as one takes their mother's surname and the other takes their father's."

"Jin's favorite food is mushroom pizza, because it's refreshing. Her catchphrase is that she doesn't cook it well enough, and she also likes to read a romance novel called 'The Melancholy of Vera.'"

"Not only that, I can also tell you that I have a daughter named Klee, who is now a Spark Knight of the Knights of Favonius. And! There's also a little fangirl in Liyue named Keqing. Do you believe it or not? You have to believe it! I'm just that charming!"

Wu Qiu said these things without thinking, but regretted it afterward.

Let's not even talk about how I revealed some of the instrument's little secrets. If it's false, that's fine; at most, I'll just be spreading rumors. But if it's true, then I'm completely finished.

If Qin found out, she'd probably be killed. Besides, it was really immoral of me to just reveal someone's privacy like that.

But now that it's been said, what else can be done? Even if Jean doesn't kill him, Klee might throw a few bombs, or Keqing might give him some offal, and he'd be done for.

Sure enough, upon hearing all this, the people in front of him were speechless with astonishment. They hadn't understood a word Wu Qiu said, yet it somehow made perfect sense.

"you……"

Lorna didn't know what to say, so she took a deep breath and said, "I'll believe you for now."

Then he looked at Ying and said, "If you need a place to rest, you can come with us to Hidden Stone City."

Ying was also stunned. She didn't know whether what Wu Qiu said was true or false, but based on her understanding of Wu Qiu, it was probably false.

However, she couldn't show it, after all, her current identity was Wu Qiu's older sister. So, Ying nodded, appearing quite calm.

So they followed the Knights of Dawn from Hidden Stone City. Along the way, Wu Qiu also inquired whether Hidden Stone City was the same as the Hidden Stone Kingdom.