I turned reality into a romantic comedy.

21. [0721]

As we all know, romantic comedies are usually made up of teenagers in their adolescence. The unprecedented physiological changes bring about a fragile, sensitive, and ever-changing psychology of adolescence. It is common for light novels and anime scripts to use this as a setting to create things like adolescent syndromes or superpowers that only teenagers can have.

People are always curious about the unknown changes in their bodies and try to find a balance in terms of psychology and physiology. In this respect, God is indeed fair to men and women, allowing them all to retain the ability to seek themselves inward and in the depths of their souls.

After all, lust is not necessarily a symbol of love, but without lust, that feeling is most likely not love, but something else entirely.

[Condition for achieving this: Become 0721's imaginary love interest by any heroine who is suited for romantic comedy]

Shen Nianqiu achieved this for the first time.

22. [The Secret of the Sports Warehouse]

Whether it's the sports committee member's carelessness causing the lock on the sports warehouse to click shut, or the god of love's prank causing the elevator to suddenly stop running, or all sorts of extreme weather, rest assured, neither storms nor blizzards will attract any perverted killers. After all, this is the set of a romantic comedy, so even these seemingly unlucky accidents are just the most ingenious arrangements.

When will this forced solitude transform from awkward silence to a racing heart? In complete darkness, will the lack of sight actually sharpen other senses? The sweltering heat of summer makes you want to take off your clothes, while the damp chill of winter makes you want to huddle together for warmth. In any case, please make the most of this time of being trapped, sharing food, body heat, and the secrets between you two.

[Condition for achieving this: You and any female protagonist with romantic comedy aptitude are trapped in a closed indoor environment due to an unexpected situation]

Shen Nianqiu achieved this for the first time.

23. [Please look at me carefully]

When she first sends you a 'casual' snapshot of her life—it might be her tuft of hair sticking up in the morning, the curry for dinner, or a silhouette by the window—each one is filled with her unique clumsy cuteness and genuine sincerity that she only lets her guard down around you. Each one is an admission ticket to invite you into her little world.

For those female protagonists who are more cunning, they are equally adept at using such subtle methods to gradually imprint their charm firmly in the mind of their beloved. Whether it's a neckline or bra strap slipping down unintentionally, the faint marks left by stockings against skin, or even more direct seduction, remember, those few seconds of withdrawal are the chance they give you to preserve your allure.

[Condition for achievement: Receive a private photo of your daily life from any heroine who is suited for romantic comedies.]

Shen Nianqiu achieved this for the first time.

24. [Valentine's Day Chocolate]

Whether it's Christmas, New Year's Day, or Valentine's Day, holidays always play a significant role in romantic comedies, resulting in a multitude of memorable scenes, with Valentine's Day chocolate being a prime example.

Whether it's the tsundere heroine saying, "This is just a obligatory chocolate," the straightforward heroine saying, "This is my special chocolate that I'm only giving to you," or the more mysterious younger sister character saying, "Choose either my obligatory cannon or my special chocolate," romantic comedies featuring chocolate and Valentine's Day are countless, making it hard not to look forward to them.

Condition for achievement: Receive chocolates from the female lead who is suited for romantic comedies on Valentine's Day.

Gu Linguo achieved this for the first time.

25. [The transfer student girl with a piece of bread in her mouth]

On a morning when you're about to be late for school, you'll encounter a transfer student girl suddenly rushing out from around the corner, a piece of bread in her mouth—the moment of impact sends the bread flying, her uniform tie drooping, and as she touches you in a subtle way that defies any law of physics, the threads of fate intertwine. This is the classic opening of countless romantic comedies, and an unavoidable, destined encounter in countless reincarnations.

[Condition for achieving this: Achieve the above scenario with any heroine who is suited for romantic comedy]

Gu Linguo achieved this for the first time.

26. [Absolutely must not be discovered]

As the footsteps outside the door grow closer, as she presses her fingertips to her lips to signal you 'absolutely do not make a sound,' as you are forced to curl up in a tightly enclosed space filled with air... such scenes are not only found in horror games, but are also common on the set of romantic comedies.

Conditions for achieving this: For some reason, you are forced to hide in the room of any female protagonist with romantic comedy potential, such as in a closet, under the bed, or behind the sofa.

Gu Linguo achieved this for the first time.

27. [Why are you so skilled at this?]

Dialogue achievement, no specific details available.

Condition for achievement: Any female protagonist with romantic comedy potential must deliver the exact same lines in a suitable setting.

This was first achieved by Gu Linguo.

28. [Yes, we really were just brushing our teeth.]

As everyone knows, a brother who doesn't brush his sister's teeth isn't a good brother.

The toothbrush is a weapon, the toothpaste is a contract, and the foam is an excuse to cover up blushing and a racing heart. Using fine bristles to caress the sensitive areas on the inside of the body is something that will arouse people, as long as your technique is good enough.

The younger sister's level of resistance will be directly proportional to how obedient she becomes after giving in, but please be careful not to let anyone else see or hear this, since you really can't explain that you were just brushing your teeth.

Conditions for completion: Brush the teeth of the female protagonist who is considered a younger sister type, and make her genuinely feel comfortable and happy.

This was first achieved by Chen Xi.

29. [When you see me, you should say, "Are you covered up properly, baby?" instead of asking, "Why are you in bed?"]

No specific details available.

Condition for achievement: When you are woken up by any female protagonist with romantic comedy traits, you find that she has also crawled into bed.

Chen Xi achieved this for the first time.

30. [My swimsuit got washed away]

No specific details available.

Condition for completion: You witness any female protagonist with romantic comedy potential accidentally losing her swimsuit in the water, creating an embarrassing situation.

Achieved for the first time by Hsu Yu-Wei

P.S.: Just tidying up the outline for Volume 4. No updates today.

Volume 4: But I'm Not a Girl from the 2D World (2015-2016)

Chapter 1: Teacher, our Mumu just hasn't fully grown yet (Part 2)

Undoubtedly, for students who are used to summer vacation, the start of school is always something they are extremely reluctant to do. And if you had to pick the most reluctant ones, it would probably be the students who are entering the third year of junior high school this new semester.

Guoning's junior high school did not have evening self-study sessions in the first and second years, but in the third year, it directly aligned itself with the local high school, adding three evening self-study sessions. In the first session, students studied and did their homework on their own, while in the second and third sessions, teachers were scheduled to teach classes. This pushed the school dismissal time from five or six o'clock to almost ten o'clock at night.

If one had to find some good news to brighten up the coming year, it would probably be that biology and geography would be temporarily out of the question, especially for Lin Mu, who was not good at those two subjects. After all, politics and history, which were left, would be open-book exams in the high school entrance exam, so they wouldn't distract her too much. She only needed to focus on physics and chemistry.

Besides studying, what also made Mu Mu feel gratified was that she could once again spend time with her childhood sweetheart over dinner, just like when she was in after-school care during elementary school.

With evening self-study sessions approaching, dinner is always the first thing to be addressed. Parents typically take only a few actions: either renting a place near the school so their child can eat at home after school; preparing dinner at home and then delivering it to the door by bike or car so the child can eat there after school; or simply giving the child extra money for dinner and letting them handle it themselves.

In fact, Lin Mu's family originally planned to take the first option, since Lin Mu's mother was essentially a full-time housewife, so it would be easy for her to rent a house near the school for a year to take care of her daughter. However, Lin Mu herself took the initiative to choose the third option, and it was approved smoothly.

After a long, long time, sitting in her classroom seat again, clutching her food money, Lin Mu unconsciously turned her head to look back at Chen Junqian, who was chatting and laughing with Zhong Yu. She was already thinking about how to get him to come out and have dinner with her tonight.

Of course, Vivi couldn't forget either.

After all, only the three of them are in the same grade. Chen Xi and Gu Linguo are a grade below them, while Zhu Wenyun attends a different middle school... It seems that club activities will have to be suspended.

For some reason, Lin Mu felt a little excited when she thought about this, probably because of the significant reduction in the number of people? As for Xu Youwei, she had already gotten used to the scene of the three of them together, so she didn't feel anything was wrong.

The first day of school is always quite leisurely. The ninth graders even had to listen to an extra morning of broadcast speeches, which were mostly about the high school entrance exam. They also mentioned that if students had any psychological problems during their exam preparation, they could go to the school's counseling center for advice. Chen Junqian couldn't help but chuckle, since he had been their neighbor for two whole years and had hardly ever seen any students or even the counselors.

After enduring a long day, the school bell rings like a spell breaking a seal, instantly waking the entire campus from its dull pile of textbooks.

Almost instantly, the sound of footsteps in the corridor of the ninth grade teaching building was as chaotic as a torrential downpour. After all, unlike the seventh and eighth grade students, if they were a step behind, they would really miss out on food. Not to mention the cafeteria, which was already nearly empty, the food stalls and restaurants outside also had limited space. With over a thousand students in a grade, they could easily fill them up.

However, Lin Mu's movements remained slow. While cautiously observing Chen Junqian's actions, she deliberately lingered in her seat for a while. As expected, when he passed by her seat and stopped to ask a question, she immediately gave her answer:

"How about we go out for dinner tonight, Qianqian?"

"Are you really this unhurried when eating out?"

"It's okay, it's okay."

As he spoke, Lin Mu took out two bright red 100-yuan bills from his pocket:

“I have a lot of money for food. I can even take a taxi from the door to eat somewhere further away and then come back. Anyway, it takes about an hour.”

"Let's call Youyou first, let's go."

Instead of immediately responding to Lin Mu's suggestion, Chen Junqian reached out and pulled his childhood sweetheart up from her seat, then took the two hundred yuan from her hand as if it were perfectly natural.

"Don't keep carrying it and losing it."

"I have to check it every five minutes today."

Lin Mu obediently handed over his food money to Chen Junqian and followed him out of the classroom. The corridor was filled with the shouts of boys playing around and the whispers of girls gossiping. The smell of sweat and chalk dust mixed together, creating a campus atmosphere completely different from that at home during the summer vacation.

Right next to the entrance of the stairwell on the first floor, Xu Youwei was also waiting for someone. She quickly found her boyfriend among the crowd of faces rushing down the stairs.

Even in such a noisy and even somewhat clamorous environment, the boy who didn't talk to the students next to him still stood out and attracted attention. The afterglow of the setting sun slanted in and fell on his school uniform collar, which was exactly the same as the others, but he always seemed to be more upright and handsome. The half of his body that was just exposed was casually put in his pocket. Before Xu Youwei could greet him, she saw that the other half of his body was also exposed, and he was holding the hand of another good friend of hers.

As if sensing Xu Youwei's gaze, Chen Junqian also raised his head, and the moment he saw her, his eyebrows and eyes curved into a beautiful arc.

The past summer vacation, or more precisely, the latter half of this summer vacation, after Xu Youwei's birthday, the relationship between the two may have gotten closer to the definition of a couple. It was precisely because of this that his attitude also changed a lot unconsciously.

Even though Chen Junqian himself knew that this was not in line with his identity as a master of balance and the male protagonist of a romantic comedy, reality is not a two-dimensional world. His affection for a certain female protagonist will not be reset to zero when the episode or the female protagonist's personal episode ends. However, Lin Mu next to him did not notice any of this. She was looking down at the stairs under her feet, carefully and meticulously descending each step.

"Stand back a bit, you'll get bumped into if you stand here at the top of the stairs."

As he spoke, Chen Junqian took another step forward and stepped aside to shield Xu Youwei from a boy who seemed to be in a hurry and was rushing around in the corridor.

"That's because I'm afraid of missing out on being with you."

Xu Youwei blushed and subconsciously retorted, but then she saw Lin Mu following her down, her eyes flickered, and she quickly added:

"And Mu Mu."

"Weiwei's here too. Perfect! Let's go out to eat together, or does someone bring you food?"

"No, my dad gave me money for food."

"Me too, and Qianqian too, right? After all, Auntie has to run the shop herself, she's very busy."

"I guess you'll have to figure it out myself, but actually someone is going to help me. You'll see when we get to the door."

The school gate was at its most chaotic at this time. Various vendors pushing tricycles crowded the narrow street, and the sizzling squid emitted an enticing aroma. The smell of sauce from grilled cold noodles, the unique smell of stinky tofu, and the sweet smell of milk tea mingled together with the noise of students. The lively atmosphere made people feel a little dazed for a moment.

Excuse me, excuse me!

"Boss, extra spicy!"

"Is the second period tonight's evening self-study session math or English?"

Amidst the cacophony of noise, Lin Mu and Xu Youwei stayed close to Chen Junqian. The latter was secretly watching his profile bathed in the golden light of the setting sun, clearly still basking in the afterglow of their time alone together during the summer vacation. The former, on the other hand, was curiously wondering what Qianqian meant by someone helping him solve the problem.

After taking two more steps, they came into view a girl they knew all too well.

To be honest, the school uniforms of Guoning Middle School and Hejin Middle School are actually very similar. Apart from the different pinyin printed on the back of the uniforms, they are almost identical blue and white sportswear. But just like Chen Junqian just now, even standing among the similar school uniforms around her, Zhu Wenyun, who stood out because of her height advantage, was the most dazzling one. Moreover, she did not crowd in front of the stall like the other students, but stood quietly under the shade of the tree, carrying a simple dark blue cloth bag in both hands.

As the literary girl character chosen by the system from the very beginning, Zhu Wenyun's appearance has always been the most intimidating. Otherwise, the editorial department of Huahuo would not have created and packaged her as a cold and talented woman. Just by standing there, she naturally makes people feel out of place in the surrounding streets full of cooking fumes and noise. Coupled with her unique aura, she is impossible to ignore.

Although Chen Junqian had previously brought Zhu Wenyun by bicycle, he would first ride to Hejin Middle School and then ride back with her. By then, there were hardly any people left at the school gate. So, unlike his inexplicable popularity at Hejin Middle School, this was indeed Zhu Wenyun's first appearance at Guoning Middle School.

What surprised Chen Junqian even more was a mysterious achievement that suddenly began to shine in his mind.

Adhering to the principle that practice is the sole criterion for testing truth, Chen Junqian walked to Zhu Wenyun's side first. Zhu Wenyun turned around at the same time. Her long, smooth hair was tinged with the glow of the setting sun. When she saw Chen Junqian, her cool and delicate face did not show any special expression. Only the corners of her mouth were slightly raised, with a sense of satisfaction that the moment had finally come and that fantasy and reality overlapped.

"Junqian".