I turned reality into a romantic comedy.

As she gently supports your waist and sits on the back of the bicycle, her hair fluttering in the wind, sunlight filtering through the leaves, this place becomes the most romantic and unique seat in the world at that moment.

The so-called childhood is actually when all human affairs are confined to a desk and a bicycle. The figure that your eyes follow is everything, and thus it stands in your heart and is imprinted on the hearts of two people when they are thirteen, fourteen or fifteen years old.

Conditions for achieving this: Have any female protagonist with romantic comedy potential riding on the back of a bicycle.

Achieved for the first time by Hsu Yu-Wei

2. [Of course there are clubs in this world that are surrounded by beautiful girls.]

In our most orthodox romantic comedy, there certainly won't be any big, muscular guys in the club who've had too much to drink and aren't wearing clothes. After all, who doesn't love a club activity where all the beautiful girls are surrounding me?

Whether it's the sharp-tongued, black-stockinged, famous light novel author senior, the blonde, tsundere, twin-tailed childhood friend illustrator, or the female lead candidate with a weak presence, or the noisy older sister and junior characters, they should be the classic characters and best actors in romantic comedies.

Condition for achievement: Found a club with at least three female protagonists who are suited for romantic comedy.

The first achievement by Lin Mu, Xu Youwei, and Zhu Wenyun

3. [A kotatsu is a great companion in winter.]

The so-called kotatsu is basically a human-made machine for creating useless people. In winter, if an enemy country sends a large number of kotatsu, it would be easy to achieve an invasion.

From the comments of the famous romantic comedy protagonist Hachiman Hikigaya on the kotatsu, we can get a glimpse of what role it plays in winter.

Seeking warmth from the outside in winter has always been one of the fundamental logics of winter romantic comedies. Whether it's a scarf, gloves, skin, or this time a kotatsu, when two hearts are warmed by the same food, the distance between them naturally shrinks.

Condition for achieving this: Share the same kotatsu (heated table) with the heroines who are suited for romantic comedies.

Achieved for the first time by Hsu Yu-Wei

4. [A Battlefield of Feathers and Heartbeats]

The moment the first pillow pierces the air, your room instantly transforms into a battlefield from a romantic comedy—feathers flutter like snowflakes, laughter mingles with heartbeats, and all those unspoken girlish thoughts are hidden in each gentle pat.

Condition for achievement: Engage in a pillow fight with any heroine who is suited for romantic comedy.

Achieved for the first time by Hsu Yu-Wei

5. [The Spell of Delicious Magic]

Romantic comedies can't be without omelet rice, and omelet rice naturally needs the magical spell of "Make it delicious - chu!" When the heroine of the story stands there and casts her spell on the omelet rice you want to eat in various poses, whether innocent or dejected, energetic or arrogant, even a pre-made product sold in a chain family restaurant will suddenly become delicious in an instant.

Our memories of food depend not only on its taste, but also on the people who were with us when we took that bite.

Condition for achievement: Witness firsthand any heroine with romantic comedy potential cast a mysterious spell on the omelet rice in front of her, making it taste delicious.

Lin Mu achieved this for the first time.

6. [He, She, and the Cat]

Cute people and cute animals are always attracted to each other. In the world of romantic comedies, the most classic plot is when you accidentally discover that the usually aloof female lead unexpectedly reveals an unusual side to a cat on the street. After all, no one can resist the creation of this kind of contrasting cuteness.

Whether it's gently poking someone's nose to say, "Sweetie, sweetie, I'm your mom," or carefully feeding them food, these are moments that will touch your heart.

Conditions for achieving this: Observe any female protagonist with romantic comedy suitability playing and joking with a kitten (for at least five minutes).

Lin Mu achieved this for the first time.

7. [Yes, I'm a kitten too.]

If calling someone "master" is just the first step in shameful play, then turning into a kitten in front of you is definitely the second step. Girls who like you are a hundred times more troublesome than the most clingy cats, but that's precisely why their coquettishness is a hundred times cuter than a cat's.

Some of them will be fiddling with the hem of their clothes with their heads down until you get close and whisper something, only to be met with a furious smack of a pillow after you try to confirm it. Others will immediately cover their faces with their hands after shouting, their ear tips turning bright red as if they're about to bleed, their eyelashes trembling uncontrollably. Or perhaps they're completely oblivious, unconsciously tilting their heads and meowing, and even reflexively repeating the same behavior every time you touch their heads afterward... All sorts of heroines, all sorts of reactions, are waiting for you to unlock!

Condition for achievement: When you hear any heroine with romantic comedy potential meowing, imitate her cat-like meows.

Lin Mu achieved this for the first time.

8. [Night raid! Night raid!]

Even if you don't end up in the same room for any reason, as long as you want to spend the night together, you can find any excuse. It could be a sudden storm outside the window, a nightmare that makes you feel lonely and scared, or a twin-tailed girl from Guangdong and Shuke and Beta coming to your rescue.

Of course, for some female protagonists, none of the above reasons are even necessary. They simply harbor the idea of ​​a night raid. When the moonlight shines through the gap in the curtains, she will sneak into your room barefoot, carrying a pillow, with your final destination being your embrace.

Condition for achievement: A female protagonist with romantic comedy traits suddenly barges into your room at night.

Achieved for the first time by Hsu Yu-Wei

9. [If there were a heroine in front of me who would shed tears for me]

How would I feel if there was a female protagonist in front of me who would shed tears for me?

Tears are the smallest ocean that humans can create. Even in romantic comedies, tears are often an indispensable element. Many things can only be said clearly after crying, and many things can only be done after crying.

That's how it is when you like someone. One second you want to tear them to pieces, and the next you're squatting there crying and picking them up, not knowing how to put them back together.

Conditions for achieving this: Witness any female lead with romantic comedy potential cry in front of you. Unexpected events such as yawning from lack of sleep or getting wind in your eyes do not count.

Gu Linguo achieved this for the first time.

10. [The Walls of the Door and the Walls of the Heart]

Sitting in a room, being honest with each other through a door is always one of the most classic scenes in romantic comedies. When a door separates you, the warmth of being back to back seems to pass through the wood. Not being able to see each other's true expressions can sometimes make it easier to say the truth.

Whether it's a younger person feeling the slight tremor when the other person speaks, or forcefully pounding the door when they get excited, or opening the door simultaneously in perfect unison to embrace the other person in a moment of deep affection, those trembling confessions and choked responses will all be imprinted on the door at this moment, becoming each other's most profound memories.

Condition for achieving this: Recreate the above scenario with any heroine who is suited for romantic comedy.

Achieved for the first time by Hsu Yu-Wei

11. [Confession]

However, please remember that a confession is always a triumphant song announced after a long period of getting to know each other, not a clarion call to charge into battle.

Condition for achievement: Be confessed to by any female protagonist with romantic comedy potential.

Achieved for the first time by Hsu Yu-Wei

12. [My Sister's Life]

"I may not have the ability to achieve great things, but I was born to be this girl's brother, something that no one else can take my place—Iruma Hitoma."

Condition for achievement: Successfully establish a sibling relationship with a female protagonist who is suited for romantic comedy.

Chen Xi achieved this for the first time.

13. [Of course, it should be the younger sister who wakes the older brother up.]

As we all know, the person who is geographically closest to the male protagonist in a romantic comedy is never his childhood friend, but his younger sister. Whether they sleep in the same bed, or they have to sleep in the same room in bunk beds because of poor family conditions, or even if they sleep in different rooms, the younger sister can always come up with a hundred ways to get her brother out of bed before the childhood friend.

A little sister who tries to wake her brother but then says the bed is too warm and crawls in to sleep with him is adorable. A little sister who straddles her brother through the blanket and whispers to wake him up is adorable. A little sister who ambushes her brother from under the bed and tries to grab his feet when he gets out of bed is also adorable... In short, little sisters who call their brothers "brother" are all adorable.

Achievement conditions: The heroine, deemed to be of a younger sister type and suited for romantic comedies, wakes you up. Each time a key milestone is reached—whether it's once, ten times, one hundred times, or one thousand times—it counts as completing one achievement.

Chen Xi achieved this for the first time.

14. [National Conference]

Local qualifiers, national preliminary rounds, and the final!

Summer training camp, secret training, the key to victory!

Effort, friendship, perseverance, victory!

When the spotlight illuminates the national tournament stage, when sweat soaks through the school name on your team uniform—you step onto the battlefield carrying everyone's expectations. From the struggles of the local preliminaries to the glory of the national stage, every victory is etched with the passion and sweat of youth. Even in the world of romantic comedies, the national tournament is an indispensable part of the story.

[Condition for achievement: Lead the team to the final of a national-level competition and win the championship in any event]

Chen Junqian achieved this for the first time.

15. [The Bathtub Sharer]

Sharing a bath might be a first for childhood friends and younger sister characters, but it's never an exclusive achievement for these two types of characters. Moreover, it's more likely to happen unintentionally during childhood than the former two. When other types of heroines are willing to share a bath with you, it means that your relationship has made great strides.

When the rising steam blurs your vision, when the cramped bathtub forces your skin to touch, the sound of your heartbeats resonates with the ripples of the water, and the bubbles and steam form a natural yet fragile windowpane, all the unspoken ambiguity melts away in the warm bathroom.

Conditions for achieving this: Achieve a shared bath with any other heroine who is suited for romantic comedy, excluding childhood friends and younger sister characters.

Shen Nianqiu achieved this for the first time.

16. [Kiss her to make her blush]

The world of romantic comedy is, of course, built through romance. After all, even the legendary creatures with the power to destroy the world, spirits, can be harmlessly sealed away through kisses, and the other heroines are no exception.

A slope where cherry blossoms fall, under the noisy fireworks of a festival, or an empty classroom after school... there are so many scenes and opportunities suitable for your first kiss with her. Whether it is a natural progression of love or an unexpected yet preordained moment, sometimes the moment you are not prepared for can make your heart race more easily than any carefully planned romance.

Condition for achievement: Achieve your first kiss with any heroine who is suited for romantic comedy.

Shen Nianqiu achieved this for the first time.

17. [Hero saves the damsel in distress]

As we all know, the hero rescuing the damsel in distress is one of the most classic opening plots in various literary and artistic works. However, unlike most situations where "the young woman has nothing to repay her benefactor but to serve him in the next life", the hero rescuing the damsel in distress in anime romantic comedies always develops in the direction of "the young woman has nothing to repay her benefactor but to repay him with her body", and various classic scenes derived from this are endless.

That's why, please set aside those boring psychological theories like the suspension bridge effect. Whether it's a coincidence or a deliberate design, the hero-saves-the-damsel-in-distress scene in romantic comedies has always been a necessary magic weapon to bring the two people closer in one fell swoop. Whether it's going missing during a school trip, disappearing during a test of courage, or being ostracized and bullied, the moment you stand up for her, the brilliance of the protagonist will shine.

Condition for achievement: Save any female protagonist with romantic comedy potential when they are in danger.

Lin Mu achieved this for the first time.

18. [I want a mom this tall]

Did you know that even the smartest other animals only have the intelligence of a seven or eight-year-old human, yet they can take good care of their young? In other words, even a child can become a qualified mother.

Romantic comedies are never short of female protagonists who like to take care of others. This trait is often attributed to childhood sweethearts, because only the person who knows you best can take care of you. Someone who doesn't understand you at all but does things according to their own wishes for your own good obviously cannot be categorized as such.

The "loli mother" archetype here is always a unified whole of opposites. Without the prefix, it would seem overly dull and bloated; the traditional mother figure's one-sided caregiver image, coupled with a decades-long age gap, would amplify the sense of distance between them. Without the suffix, it would seem to violate public order and morality; the unequal sense of one-sided superiority and dependence on the younger child would likely prompt onlookers to call the police. But when the two are combined, it becomes a mutual care and protection; the suspicion and coldness of sex transform into the pure warmth of love, and the distance and pressure brought by the physical and age difference vanish, replaced by a touch of divinity.

Of course, even mothers of this caliber can be divided into two types: proactive and passive. The former are mothers who are loved by the world and therefore naturally want to love the world in return. Their love may seem a little clumsy but pure. The latter are mothers who have noticed their parents' weakness and inadequacy too early and have been forced to skip the childhood stage. Their love may become mechanical and fragile. How to treat them depends on your own thoughts.

Conditions for achieving this: Feel a certain sacred attribute in any female protagonist who meets the above requirements and is suitable for romantic comedy.

Lin Mu achieved this for the first time.

19. [After using a lap pillow, of course you need to clean your ears.]

No specific details available.

Condition for achievement: Having your ear cleaned by a female protagonist with romantic comedy traits while using her lap as a pillow.

Lin Mu achieved this for the first time.

20. [The Dressing Doll Falls in Love]

No specific details available.

Requirements: Complete the measurement, cosplay costume fitting, and photo shoot for any female lead who is suitable for romantic comedy.

Gu Linguo achieved this for the first time.