One person: Starting with the Rumble-Rumble Fruit, his grandmaster uncle emerges from seclusion.

“I’ll go and get all those jars of century-old wine that your master has hidden to unclog the sewers.”

Rong Shan's face turned deathly pale instantly.

Those few jars of wine are Master's lifeblood!

If my second uncle really messes with me, my master definitely won't be able to bring himself to hit him, and I'll be the one who's going to suffer!

"Yes, yes, yes! This disciple will take care of it immediately! Right away! Urgently!"

Rongshan turned and ran, pulling out his phone to make a call as he ran, faster than being chased by a dog.

……

On the mountain road.

Two elderly men were walking slowly.

One of them was wearing a white Tai Chi uniform, with a tall and straight figure and a ruddy complexion. Although he had a full head of silver hair, he was in good spirits and exuded an aura of righteousness that commanded respect without anger.

He was Lu Jin, one of the Ten Elders and the head of the Lu family.

Walking beside him was the old Celestial Master Zhang Zhiwei.

"Hey, Old Celestial Master, what's wrong with Longhu Mountain today?"

Lu Jin stood with his hands behind his back, looking around at the busy Taoist priests with a puzzled expression.

And in the distance, there were construction teams carrying ladders and pulling cables, rushing up the mountain.

"Why is it like we're starting a real estate development project? Why such a big fuss?"

Zhang Zhiwei's eyelids twitched, and a slightly embarrassed yet polite smile appeared on his face:

"Ahem... Old Lu, I'm sorry you had to see this."

"There's a... well, a clueless younger relative at home who just came back and is making a fuss about doing some kind of IT infrastructure project."

"Information technology development?"

Lu Jin was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter:

"How strange! How strange! You old Taoist priest are always so rigid, yet you actually let a junior fuss over this kind of thing? It seems you dote on this junior quite a bit."

"pet?"

Zhang Zhiwei's lips twitched, and tears welled up in his eyes silently.

Was that pampering?

I was afraid he would tear the house down!

"Oh, let's not talk about that."

Lu Jin waved his hand, his expression becoming slightly serious.

"I'm here mainly for the Luo Tian Grand Ceremony. I heard you've also brought out the successor of that lineage? Old Zhang, you've taken a risky step."

"Some things just have to be done by someone."

Zhang Zhiwei sighed, his gaze deep.

As the two were chatting, they turned a corner and a secluded villa appeared in front of them.

But at this moment, the courtyard is anything but quiet.

Several workers in blue overalls were seen working on the wall, using ladders, and shouting:

"Tighten the fiber optic cable! Yes, yes, yes! That guy said if the internet speed is even a little slow, not only will we not get paid, but he'll also strike us with lightning!"

On a grand chair at the entrance of the courtyard.

A young man wearing a black skull hoodie, sunglasses, and limited-edition sneakers.

He was sitting with his legs crossed, holding a bottle of iced cola, gesturing and pointing at the workers as he drank.

"Hey! You big brother in the blue shirt! Watch out! Don't step on my flowers! Those are hundreds of years old camellias!"

"Yes, right, right, install the router there! The signal has to be full bars!"

Lu Jin frowned deeply as he watched this scene.

"This...this is the junior you were talking about?"

Lu Jin looked disapproving and pointed at Zhang Tianyi, saying:

"Old Zhang, no offense, but this is just too rude!"

"This is the Celestial Master's Mansion, a place of great importance. Dressed like a thug, what kind of behavior is this? If the younger generation of our Lu family saw this, they would surely be punished according to family rules!"

Zhang Zhiwei opened his mouth, but before he could speak...

Zhang Tianyi, who was directing the workers, seemed to have heard the commotion.

He took off his sunglasses and turned his head.

Those eyes, carrying a hint of laziness and a touch of mockery, landed precisely on Lu Jin.

In that instant.

Lu Jin's lecturing voice, which had been going on and on, was suddenly cut off as if by an invisible hand.

His pupils contracted sharply.

That face...

Those eyes...

Although I changed my hairstyle, although I changed my clothes, although more than seventy years have passed.

But the deep-seated fear memories were instantly awakened at this moment.

That was a nightmare that haunted him in his youth.

That's my butt, which always aches and hurts during thunderstorms...

Seeing Lu Jin's horrified expression, Zhang Tianyi's lips slowly curled into a smile.

He revealed a smile that was both extremely bright and extremely wicked.

He didn't stand up; he kept his legs crossed and lazily held up the can of Coke.

He shook it at Lu Jin, who was already as stiff as a stone statue:

"Oh."

"Isn't this a crybaby?"

"Long time no see! Why didn't you greet your senior brother? Is the lightning mark on your butt itchy again? Want me to loosen it for you?"

boom!

Lu Jin felt as if a million alpacas were galloping through her mind.

He pointed a trembling finger at Zhang Tianyi, his face turning a deep purplish-red.

Turning to look at Zhang Zhiwei, his voice trembled:

"Old...Old Zhang!!"

"He...he...he's still alive?!?"

Zhang Zhiwei shrugged helplessly, his face showing an expression that said, "Look, there's nothing I can do."

"Yes, they're alive."

"And... they're even harder to please than before."

Chapter 8 A Flawless Life? All My Dark History in Front of My Senior Brother!

The air seemed to freeze.

The workers in the yard were still hammering nails away.

Rongshan was yelling and urging the broadband technician on the other end of the phone, while the area within a few meters of the armchair was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

Lu Jin, one of the most famous of the Ten Elders in the world of supernatural beings, is known as the "flawless old man Lu".

At this moment, he was just like a primary school student who had just met the headmaster.

Her eyes widened as she pointed at the trendy guy drinking cola, her lips trembling as if she were sending Morse code.

"you you……"

After holding back for a while, Lu Jin suddenly turned to look at Zhang Zhiwei, her voice rising eight octaves:

"Master! This is no joke!"

"This...how could this be that troublemaker?! Didn't he already..."

"He has already transcended the Dao?"

Zhang Tianyi picked up the conversation, beckoning with his finger.

It's sizzling!

A thin arc of blue-white electricity shot out from his fingertip like a serpent.

In an instant, it covered a distance of several meters and exploded precisely on Lu Jin's meticulously styled silver hair.

"boom!"

With a soft sound, several strands of Lu Jin's originally smooth silver hair instantly turned into curly hair, still emitting black smoke.

"Ouch!"

Lu Jin cried out in pain, instinctively covering her head, but the familiar numbness, the domineering and unreasonable force of the lightning...

Even the spot where his hair stood on end was exactly the same as when he was struck down in the martial arts arena more than seventy years ago!

"That freakish lightning magic... I'd recognize it even if it were ashes!"

Lu Jin's last shred of hope was completely shattered.

Looking at the mocking young man, his legs went weak, and he even had an urge to turn around and run away.

too frightening.