One person: Starting with the Rumble-Rumble Fruit, his grandmaster uncle emerges from seclusion.

"Hahaha! Art! This is art!"

While recording, Zhang Tianyi shouted, and not content with the excitement, he yelled out instructions:

"Chu Lan! Stop running! Show us its power!"

"Let these country bumpkins see what real...power is!"

Upon hearing the Second Master's instructions, Zhang Chulan, who was in a state of excitement, immediately understood.

He stopped, and two cold glints shot from his hazy, drunken eyes.

At this moment, everything around him seemed to have changed.

Those trees were no longer trees, but enemies that hindered his freedom!

"Power... Yes! I'm going to demonstrate its power!"

Zhang Chulan took a deep breath, and the Qi within his body surged wildly, all of it converging on that single point of golden light!

Buzzing—!

The light surged again, even emitting a buzzing sound similar to high-voltage electricity.

Zhang Chulan flashed and leaped down from the speaker like a predator, swooping down on a large tree that was as thick as a person's embrace!

"I am... Woodpecker X!!!"

Zhang Chulan let out a loud shout.

They launched a fierce and relentless attack on the tree trunk!

"Boom! Boom! Boom!"

The sound was deep, powerful, and full of rhythm.

Leaves fell like raindrops.

Sparks flew between the golden light and the tree!

The hundreds of people in the audience were all gaping, as if a pause button had been pressed.

All that could be heard was the continuous "thump-thump" sound, and Zhang Chulan's passionate roar:

"I am X from the forest! I am X the woodpecker!!"

"I'm going to destroy this tree!! I'm going to destroy this entire forest!!"

"I will destroy this heaven!!!"

"Snap—"

Finally, under Zhang Chulan's continuous attacks,

The poor, decades-old locust tree let out a mournful cry, overwhelmed by its burden.

It broke in half!

Boom!

The tree fell, kicking up a cloud of dust.

Zhang Chulan stood before the broken tree stump, maintaining his attack stance, his golden light still dazzling.

"call……"

Zhang Chulan exhaled a breath of alcohol, turned around, and faced the stunned crowd.

He flicked aside a non-existent fringe, revealing an expression that was three parts mockery and seven parts indifference, and said calmly:

"This is my... invincible ***."

The entire room fell silent.

A full five seconds passed.

Whoosh—!!!

The entire venue erupted in cheers!

It wasn't booing, but a heartfelt, deafening cheer and applause!

Holy crap! This guy's amazing!

"Awesome! Zhang Chulan!"

"That's a real man! He can grind an iron rod into a needle... no, he can break a tree with an iron rod!"

"This defensive power! This explosive power! This core strength! I would call it the strongest in the Luo Tian Grand Ceremony!"

"Zhang Chulan! Zhang Chulan! Woodpecker x! Woodpecker x!"

The audience went wild; they were completely captivated by this raw, wild, and absurd performance.

This is far more direct and shocking than any kind of thunder magic or Qimen Dunjia!

"Hahaha! Good! Good! Good!"

Zhang Tianyi laughed until his stomach hurt. He wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes and saved the video he had just recorded.

This is a precious historical record!

This is the ultimate dirt on Zhang Chulan that I can use to manipulate him after he becomes a Celestial Master or a big shot!

"This grandson... he's totally my type!"

Zhang Tianyi looked at Zhang Chulan, who was still being worshipped by everyone, and felt quite satisfied.

“Huaiyi, you’re much better at playing games than I am.”

"This isn't shamelessness at all! This is clearly seeing through the illusions of the world and returning to one's true nature!"

"No, this video must be backed up. We need to store one copy in the cloud and one copy on the hard drive. We'll have to play it every Chinese New Year as a regular program!"

Zhang Tianyi put away his phone with satisfaction, looking at Zhang Chulan who was still glowing, and suddenly felt that his time travel was worthwhile.

To witness this scene firsthand, to personally direct this grand spectacle—that's life!

"Come on! Keep drinking! Keep dancing!"

Zhang Tianyi jumped onto the speaker again, raised a bottle, and roared:

"Cheers to our King of Woodpeckers!!"

"cheers!!!"

This night is destined to be recorded in the annals of the supernatural world.

Chapter 28 I have low blood sugar, I'm abstaining!

The morning sunlight, filtering through the gaps in the leaves, is like a series of merciless needles pricking the eyelids of someone still hungover.

"Uh……"

Zhang Chulan felt as if his head had been shoved into a washing machine that was spinning, making a buzzing sound.

He struggled to turn over, trying to find some coolness, but felt a strange, unobstructed coolness coming from his lower body.

This kind of coolness is not the kind you feel when wearing breathable fabric.

Rather, it's that kind of coolness... like returning to the womb, being honest and open with nature.

"Ouch—my head hurts so much."

Zhang Chulan rubbed his temples and groggily opened his eyes.

Before his eyes was a vast blue sky, and several large faces hovering above his head, looking down at him.

Xu San, Xu Si, Zhuge Qing, Wang Ye, Canglong...

The group of people stood in a circle, their facial expressions incredibly varied.

There was admiration, amazement, suppressed laughter, and a solemn feeling as if watching a spectacle.

"Oh, you're awake?"

With a cigarette dangling from his mouth, Xu Si squatted down, reached out and patted Zhang Chulan's cheek, his tone full of kindness:

"Did our 'King of Woodpeckers' sleep well last night?"

"A woodpecker...?"

Zhang Chulan's mind was still a little blank. He blinked a couple of times and subconsciously tried to sit up.

"What woodpecker... Fourth Brother, what are you saying..."

However, just as he raised his upper body thirty degrees...

A cool breeze blew by.

He suddenly lowered his head.

Her gaze passed over her flat stomach and landed on that empty, undisguised...

In that instant, Zhang Chulan's pupils contracted violently, as if he had experienced the Big Bang.

Holy crap!!!

A piercing scream shattered the morning light of Longhu Mountain, startling countless birds into flight from the forest.

Zhang Chulan swiftly covered his groin with both hands, curling up like a scalded shrimp, his face instantly turning red to his heels.

"My pants! Where are my pants?! Who pulled down my pants?!"

"Which pervert did this?! Was it you, Xu Si?!"

"What's wrong? You took it off yourself."

A calm, completely still voice rang out.

Feng Baobao handed over a pair of crumpled, bright red underwear and a pair of ripped jeans, her face expressionless.

"You said it was too hot, and you wanted to unleash your true nature and even defy the heavens. So I'll put it away for you, in case you can't find it the next day."

"I don't believe it! How could I do such a thing! Do you think I, Zhang Chulan, am that kind of person?!"

While frantically putting on his pants, Zhang Chulan tried to deny reality.