Zhang Tianyi was genuinely happy, showing absolutely no airs of superiority.
He sat on that broken wooden stump and waved his hand:
"Today, forget about sects and competitions. After drinking this bottle, we're just drinking buddies!"
"Zhang Chulan! Pour the wine! Fill Master Wang's cup! And fill Zhuge Fox's cup too!"
"Order!"
Zhang Chulan had completely transformed into the busiest waiter in the room, but he was enjoying it.
Seeing these usually arrogant geniuses now fawning over their advisor, he felt his vanity of borrowing power was greatly satisfied.
"Come on! Cheers! To...to world peace!"
"Cheers! To Pikachu's driving shoes!"
Cheers! To Moutai!
Amber-colored liquor sprayed through the air, accompanied by cheers.
That night, the back mountain of Longhu Mountain was completely transformed into a sea of joy.
Case after case of Moutai was opened, and empty bottles piled up on the ground into a small mountain.
Even Wang Ye, who is usually the most restrained, started hugging Zhuge Qing's neck and slurring his words after Zhang Tianyi forced him to drink two bottles of wine. He said he would teach Zhuge Qing how to farm.
Zhuge Qing wasn't much better off. His usually squinty fox eyes were wide open now, his gaze unfocused. He was holding an empty bottle as a microphone and insisted on singing "Zhuge Liang Mourns His Wife" for everyone.
There were probably only two people who were sober in the entire room.
One is Zhang Tianyi.
He possesses the innate Thunder Essence Saint Body, and the Qi within his body is constantly circulating. The alcohol was immediately decomposed and evaporated by lightning as soon as it entered his stomach, making it no different from drinking water for him.
The other one is Feng Baobao.
This girl is a bottomless pit.
She just sat there quietly, drinking bottle after bottle.
After finishing a bottle, without blushing or skipping a beat, I'd burp and then open the next one.
There were more empty bottles at her feet than Zhang Tianyi.
"Wow, that's impressive, girl."
Looking at Feng Baobao, who remained unfazed, Zhang Tianyi couldn't help but give her a thumbs up:
"I've never seen a woman who can drink more than you. If it were a drinking contest, you could single-handedly bankrupt a listed company."
Feng Baobao tilted her head, her eyes still clear (but blank):
"It's okay, I'm a little dizzy, but it feels very comfortable."
"That's good, come on, let's do one more!"
The two clinked their bottles together and then drank heavily again.
Chapter 27 The King of Woodpeckers!
Alcohol is indeed one of the greatest inventions in human history, especially for these superhumans who have been suppressing their emotions for too long.
All the dignity of a prestigious family and the demeanor of a scion of a noble family were thrown to the dogs under the influence of high-proof Maotai-flavor liquor.
"Drink! Drink it all!"
"Whoever raises fish is a grandson!"
In the very center of the crowd, a figure wearing only bright red shorts stood on the tallest speaker, holding an empty wine bottle, and wildly twisting his waist.
It was Zhang Chulan, who had completely blacked out from drinking.
At this moment, his face was flushed, his eyes were glazed, and he had completely let go of himself that he had suppressed for many years.
"who I am?!"
Zhang Chulan, slurring his words, roared at the group of drunkards below the stage.
"You are Zhang Chulan!!"
Below the stage, Fatty Hidden Dragon and a group of cheerleaders were making a fuss.
"wrong!!"
Zhang Chulan slammed the wine bottle to the ground with a loud crack, then struck an extremely humiliating bodybuilding pose and roared:
"I am the...King of Longhu Mountain!!"
"I am... a free bird!!"
"Birds?"
Zhang Tianyi, who was sitting not far away eating sunflower seeds, heard these two words and his eyes lit up. He instantly switched from a lazy state to a gossip-eating mode.
He pulled out his phone, expertly turned on the camera, and a wicked smile curled at the corner of his mouth:
"Here it comes! The iconic scene is about to begin!"
"Girl, look! The show's about to begin!"
Zhang Tianyi nudged Feng Baobao, who was still holding a bottle and chugging.
Feng Baobao blinked her big eyes and looked over with a blank expression.
On the speaker, Zhang Chulan seemed to feel that he hadn't had enough fun, or perhaps he found the last pair of red underwear on his body too cumbersome, restricting his free spirit.
"It's so hot! It's so hot today!"
As Zhang Chulan roared, he reached for his waistband.
The entire room fell silent for a second.
"Holy crap? He wouldn't be going to..."
Zhuge Qing's wine cup trembled, spilling wine all over himself.
Wang Ye's eyes widened, and he instantly sobered up halfway: "Dude... are you going to go this far?"
Under the complex gazes of everyone—shock, anticipation, and panic.
"You wanted to see my **, didn't you? Well, I'll show you today!"
Without any hesitation, Zhang Chulan acted with extreme elegance and boldness—
Swish!
That vibrant red smudge slid down his ankle.
"what!!!!"
A scream erupted from the crowd. Lu Linglong covered her eyes, but her fingers were wide open.
A sacred, dazzling golden light pierced the darkness!
A sudden outburst!
Buzz—Buzz—!
At the very moment Zhang Chulan spoke frankly.
The virginity mark instantly burst forth with unprecedented brilliance!
The light was so intense that it was as if he had hidden a 1,000-watt light bulb!
The originally dimly lit grassland behind the mountain was illuminated as bright as day by this strange golden light!
Holy crap!!!
"It's lit up! It's lit up!!"
"What the hell is this thing?! A glowing light bulb?"
The entire audience of supernatural beings instantly erupted in chaos.
Everyone stared in disbelief at the figure standing atop the speaker, radiating golden light.
This visual impact is a hundred times more shocking than any of the Eight Extraordinary Skills!
Hahahaha!
Zhang Tianyi couldn't hold back any longer. She frantically recorded the video with one hand while slapping her thigh wildly with the other, laughing until tears streamed down her face.
"Awesome! Absolutely awesome!"
"Zhang Huaiyi, Zhang Huaiyi! If you old bastard knew this from beyond the grave, seeing your eldest grandson bringing such glory to the family, you'd probably be turning in your grave!"
"This isn't just a virginity mark, it's practically... a searchlight from Mount Longhu!"
Zhang Chulan on stage seemed very satisfied with the crowd's reaction.
He glanced at his radiant Supreme Bone and, instead of feeling ashamed, felt a strange sense of pride.
"Did you see that?!"
Zhang Chulan pointed at himself and laughed wildly at the crowd below the stage:
"This is called... the highest level of the Golden Light Mantra!"
"This is my... Holy Light!!!"
As he spoke, he began running and jumping on the speaker.
The golden light danced up and down with his movements, drawing dazzling trails of light in the night sky, like a unique light show.
What is he doing?
Wang Ye swallowed hard, his entire worldview shattered: "Walk...walk the hell out?"
"No, this is no longer a regular walk around."
Zhuge Qing adjusted his glasses, the lenses reflecting the dazzling golden light, and his tone even carried a hint of admiration:
"This is performance art."
"I'm going to memorize this thing. It's an absolute spectacle that only happens once every fifty years in the world of superhumans!"
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