Perfect Life

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As far as the whole country is concerned, the equipment of the major cinemas in Shuntianfu must be top-notch. Compared with the top cinemas in Europe and the United States, it is not bad. It is just that most of the current domestic cinemas are still in the old format, generally small and smooth. The newly built movie theaters in Tianfu in recent years are slightly better. The larger movie halls can accommodate more than 300 spectators, but the smaller ones have about 100 seats. Please search to see the most complete! novel

At 3:40 in the afternoon, Qin Jingjing and Liao Min checked the tickets and entered.

This is a small and medium-sized movie hall with about a dozen or so seats in each row. The movie starts at 3:50. The place where people wait for the ticket check should be almost there, and they are sparsely seated. There are 20 people, this is the first day of the show!

I remember when the fourth day of the new year, "Hello Woman! " was released on the first day, when it was the fourth day of the new year. It must be one of the few days of the year when there are the fewest people who will go to the cinema to watch a movie. It is also this movie theater, and it should also be this second number. Hall, remember that there were still twenty or thirty people at that time!

In the next few days, as the annual leave slowly came to an end, when I came to see it yesterday, the ticket at that time was Hall 1. There were about 200 seats, and about 70 or 80 people got on!

Compared with this, the opening result of the film "My Sassy Girl" is not good!

Qin Jingjing is paying attention to this, and Liao Min is naturally paying attention to this.

After roughly checking the number of people, Qin Jingjing felt that it had nothing to do with her, but she was calm, but Liao Min was a little worried.

It's a pity, seeing that the advertisement has already started to play, only one person came in!

About the same time period, a movie theater in Guangzhou, Lu Ping and his party had already bought tickets and entered the venue. The start time of the "My Sassy Girl" over there was 3:45.

Sit down, ads start playing on the screen, and soon enough, the ceiling lights turn off completely.

In three minutes, the six commercials ended, and the big screen went black.

The theater was relatively quiet, but there were still people talking quietly, and the sound of eating popcorn was clearly audible.

Soon, the screen lights up again.

Others are the usual routines, but the title animation of Minghu Culture Company is a bit new. After all, although it is already the second movie produced by the company, the previous movie "On the Road" by Jin Han, to be honest, the box office is too bad, look There are very few people who arrive. There is a lotus flower, which is slim, and behind it is the lotus flower in the endless blue of the lotus leaves. Suddenly, a stone piece swept across the water, making water drifts, ripples in circles, and then the lotus flower. As soon as it was collected, it was cut out from the lake. The whole picture was black. I saw a drop of water on the lotus flower, and a line of big characters flashed next to it: Minghu Culture.

Then the screen turned, and a line of big characters appeared: Director Li Qian's work.

It's that simple, the names of the rest of the film's cast and crew didn't even appear, and then the movie officially started.

From the first shot, it's a mountaintop, a tree, and then, a person.

Zhou Aniu's lines, the tree, the secret pit built with stones next to the big tree, and the person in the line who was promised to come but didn't come... It seems that from the very beginning, it foreshadowed this drama. The movie will be a tragedy!

Then, through the perspective of the male protagonist Zhou Aniu, the story begins so plainly.

Zhou Aniu, who graduated from college and was admitted to a graduate school, received a call from his aunt when he was taking the graduation photo, and then he took advantage of the opportunity to start introducing himself through a photo of wearing women's clothes when he was a child: He has been loved by girls since he was a child. Parents, they were brought up as girls, so that they thought they were girls until the age of seven, and were even forced to go to the women's bathroom to take a bath, and usually wear clothes, of course, women's clothes...

Right here, the seemingly ordinary introduction of the opening monologue, and even this technique seems a bit old-fashioned at the moment, but unfortunately, a few low-pitched laughter suddenly came from the cinema!

Not only in the theaters of Shuntianfu, not only in the theaters of Guangzhou, but in every theater in the country that plays "My Sassy Girl", the monologue of the hero at the beginning is already there. Some people with low laughs couldn't help but burst into laughter!

Even Qin Jingjing couldn't help grinning after hearing that line.

Zhou Aniu said: Even at that time, I once thought that as I grew up, the little **** would become smaller and smaller until it disappeared completely... But the reality is just the opposite!

Hearing such lines, even Lu Ping showed a subconscious smile on his face.

Hmm, quite an interesting monologue!

The phone call from my aunt during the photo shoot must have a post, and it is definitely not useless. The tree in the first shot and the few monologues should be the main line of the whole movie.

These things should be the stalks that hold up the whole movie, but they are explained in a very concise and lively manner, without being sloppy at all, which shows a certain skill of the director!

And Zhou Aniu's monologue succinctly points out his upbringing environment. To a certain extent, this should be regarded as paving the way for the character of the male protagonist! Thinking of the name of the movie "My Sassy Girl", Lu Ping vaguely guessed something...

However, he still couldn't help but hesitate in his heart: the actor is weak? The heroine is savage? Such dislocation of personality and ability can make a lot of jokes, but in the current social background of machismo in China, this kind of film must have jokes, and at the same time, it can make male audiences more popular. Accept, it is not an easy thing!

Then, at the class reunion, bragging, but in a few short conversations, he still closely followed the line of "the hero is very naughty and weak", and the hero even bragged that he hoped that everyone thought he was Already the subject of a real man!

Then, the heroine flashed through the glass window of the hotel.

The male protagonist expresses his intentions: he likes such a girl.

Then, my mother called and urged Zhou Aniu to visit her aunt's house. Here I explained a little more. My aunt's son passed away last year, and the male protagonist is very similar to his deceased cousin. The protagonist introduces a girlfriend.

Ordinary movie audiences, of course, don't pay special attention to these details. It is explained in the movie, and the audience knows it in their hearts, that is, they will not think about the meaning behind these explanations.

And these things are added together, that is, the plot of two or three minutes, accompanied by such a small joke that the hero is relatively weak, it is quickly explained in a few words, and then it is briefly mentioned, and it is indeed not very likely to attract the audience. Extra attention.

But Lu Ping is a professional filmmaker, and he is also a very high-level film director. Of course, he understands that these things must be the important foreshadowing of the whole film!

The average rookie director likes to show off his skills the most. Lu Ping himself has seen many such films, and there are a lot of ramblings in the opening chapter that can't get to the point! From what he knew and saw, at least eight of the ten newcomers died here!

But Li Qian, as a rookie director, made his first shot, but he was able to be so restrained and simple when he explained the background of these stories. When he used the shots and lines, every second was precious, even so restrained. The story of the story is all unfolded in a little joke. If the ordinary audience does not pay special attention, they will not pay special attention to this point. This is very difficult work!

It's hard for others to say, but in the short three-minute opening, Lu Ping put away the contempt for Li Qian in his heart because of the news just now, and subconsciously began to sit upright.

Just rushing to the beginning... Although Lu Ping has not guessed the intention of this film, and even now believes that to solve the problem of the conflict between the jokes brought by the weak men and the strong women and the inherent concept of the majority of male audiences, I'm afraid it's very difficult, but just explaining the method at the beginning is enough to make Lu Ping correct his attitude, face Li Qian as an opponent, and face this movie called "My Sassy Girlfriend"!

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The movie continues.

Including the opening animation, it has only just passed four minutes. The simple four sets of shots, two monologues and a few dialogues, the shots are simple and restrained, but clearly outline a relatively weak character. The protagonist, and the background of the whole story.

Then, after the male protagonist attended the class reunion, waited for the subway station to return home, his love monologue, and pulled away the long-haired girl who was standing very far before the train came, and the girl was obviously drunk... Very simple lens, the story unfolds so quickly.

As one of the most important scenes in the whole film, the story in the subway brings together the most important and most laughable parts of the whole film, and when the film starts to progress to only the fifth minute~www.wuxiaspot.com ~This first joke on the subway starts!

The scene where the drunk girl forcefully drives a male passenger to give up his seat for the old man shows the toughness and even the toughness of this girl's character for the first time!

But, yes, she is not disgusting on the side of morality!

Then, the drunk girl was nauseated, and the male protagonist looked at her and followed the scene of nausea and vomiting, which made people feel both nauseated and want to laugh.

At this moment in the movie hall, a lot of low laughter can be heard, and many small sounds, especially some girls, should be expressing their disgust.

However, it can't be said to be disgusting or disgusting, just being hooked by the heroine's nauseating appearance is also a little disgusting.

Then, the girl really vomited, on the head of the old man with the wig, but this pot was transferred to the male protagonist by the old man!

Then, the weak male protagonist was forced to carry the blame that did not belong to him.

After finishing this matter, in the middle of the night, the male protagonist carried a beautiful girl who didn't know her personal affairs because of being drunk... This is a huge bargain!

At this moment, many people sitting in the cinema, especially the male audience, almost subconsciously thought that they had guessed what the next story would be like!

But obviously, most people guessed wrong!

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The third is here!

The last chapter of 2016!

Happy New Year everyone!

Oh, by the way, thanks for the generous reward from the "decadent の mad peak" brother! Congratulations on becoming the 19th leader of this book! This is the best New Year's gift!

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