Not long after the programmer brother left, Qin Feng ushered in the next destined person.
A young man bought a bottle of green tea from Qin Feng's stall, and suddenly sighed:
"Hey, the tea is fake tea, and the people are really green!"
Qin Feng: "......"
Hey, it sounds like another unlucky kid with a prairie......
The young man sighed faintly, and suddenly asked Qin Fengdao:
"My ex-girlfriend and my brother got married, and they invited me to go!
"Boss, I'm really unwilling, how do you say I'm going to take this breath!"
Qin Feng sat leisurely and stretched out three fingers.
"It's a simple thing, and there are three ways. "
"Family Lun Li slap face version, romantic idol drama version, old boy version, which one do you choose?"
Qin Feng showed three options, and the young brother was full of confusion.
"I ...... I'm going to choose the family Lunli slap in the face! This, it's overbearing when you listen to it. The young man said.
Qin Feng replied: "First of all, you have to make sure which one you prefer, your ex-girlfriend and her mother, your brother and her mother." "
"Is this important?"
The young radian brother Hu was confused, but under Qin Feng's sight, he still said:
"I choose my ex-girlfriend's mother, ahem...... At least the two of them are still like ......."
Can you be a little promising?
Qin Feng rolled his eyes and continued:
"Now, it's time for you to show off your charm! "
"Then, at the wedding, you will be invited to the throne. "
"Then, what are your ex-girlfriends and your brothers going to call you?"
Qin Feng threw out a rhetorical question.
"Daddy!" the young brother subconsciously continued.
"Hey. Qin Feng nodded slightly and said calmly, "If they betray you, you will be their father." "
The young brother was shocked three times: "!!"
"Boss, bull, you're making a big deal!"
The young brother laughed and began to imagine the future.
Then.
The young brother was suddenly curious about the other two versions of what Qin Feng said, so he asked:
"Boss, what kind of version of the old boy you said. "
Qin Feng said with a look of hatred that iron does not become steel:
"The name is so obvious, you still have to explain it!
"As for the level of coolness, it depends on the number of people, the level of equipment, and the level of the gang ......."
"In this way, you will become a nightmare and fear in the hearts of everyone present that will never forget!"
The young brother was stunned and instantly stunned.
"Forget it, I'm scared...... No, the main reason is that we like to keep a low profile! This kind of high-profile is not suitable for us!"
Qin Feng glanced at him with disdain.
cowardly admitted it generously, and said it so lofty.
"Boss, what about the third version of the romantic idol drama?" asked the young man.
"This one is simpler, just throw money!" Qin Feng replied.
The young brother was stunned for a moment and asked, "Throwing money, am I going to go to the wedding with cash and kill them with money?"
Qin Feng looked at the young brother with hatred on his face, and said:
"It's not vulgar to hit people with cash! This routine has long been outdated!"
"If we want to spend money, we must also cool ourselves first, and disgust them by the way!"
The young brother's face was full of admiration, looking up at Qin Feng, and listening to the lecture with an open mind.
Qin Fan showed his hand and pointed out.
"First of all, buy more than a dozen of its million-level and ten-million-level good cars!"
"As for how much to buy, just more than the number of wedding cars of the other party!"
As soon as these words came out, the young brother raised his hand weakly and asked:
"Boss, if I can afford it, she won't run away with my brother......"
Qin Feng: "......"
Well, I have forgotten about the hardships of the proletariat in the light of my own worth.
Qin Feng coughed lightly and said:
"If you can't afford it, won't you rent it?" rent it a fleet and drive it straight to the wedding site!"
"Then, a row of luxury cars spreads out sideways, and you step off the first supercar in the middle of all eyes!"
"Attention: At this time, you have to be outfitted! Hermes, Gucci, what is expensive to wear!"
When Qin Feng said this, he looked at the young brother who wanted to speak and stopped, and scolded:
"If you can't afford it, rent it!"
The young brother nodded quickly and continued to listen.
"At this time, everyone's eyes will be on you! You are the brightest cub in the audience!"
"Don't be timid, don't be afraid, go boldly to the bride!"
"Then, look at her with your eyes and tell her out loud!"
"I'm not pretending, I'm having a showdown!"
"Before, because you were a poor girl, I didn't want my family background to stun you! I didn't want my wealth to scare you away!"
"So, I hid my wealth, went deep into the people, and met and fell in love with you as a civilian!"
"When we broke up, I was drunk and obsessed with the glitz and glamour! I thought I was going to forget about you!"
"But until today, when you are getting married, I don't know that you are the only one in my heart!"
When Qin Feng said this, he reminded the young brother:
"When you say this, you must look very good, the louder the better, and it is better to bring a loudspeaker!"
"Let the whole audience hear, you, you're here to rob your relatives today!"
The young brother nodded frantically, and said with a red face:
"My ex-girlfriend is the most snobbish when she hates the poor and loves the rich! When she sees that I am rich, she will definitely follow me!"
"When the time comes, the bride will be gone, and I will see how they will hold a wedding!"
"After that, I'll tell her that I don't have any money, so I'm mad at her!"
Qin Feng looked at the young brother, shook his head and said:
"Young man, your pattern is low, doing this, it's too low!"
The young brother was stunned for a moment, puzzled:
"I took the bride away at the wedding, and then I confessed the truth, which was quite cool. "
"Could it be that you have a higher rank, boss?"
Qin Feng's face was indifferent, and he pointed at the dull beings.
"You drove the supercar and drove the bride away in style. At this time, the bride's eyes are full of sure that it is all you. "
"On the way, you can ask the bride a question. "
"Do you prefer sweet or salty zongzi?"
The young brother looked confused and wondered:
"Why do you ask this? Shall I take her to eat zongzi?"
Qin Feng: "......"
No way!
This class of students is so stupid that they can't take it at all!
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