People are setting up stalls and are worth hundreds of billions

Qin Feng rode a tricycle and walked leisurely.

The building where the Gold Mantis company is located is located in the center of the city, and there is a lot of traffic around.

Qin Feng didn't go far, he found a convenient place to set up a stall around, and opened his own small stall.

It didn't take long.

The first lucky person hurried to deliver the performance.

He was a man in his twenties, with a somewhat fat figure, black-rimmed glasses, a plaid shirt, and a cool Mediterranean hairstyle.

This outfit should be a programmer.

The programmer's little brother saw that there were bucket noodles on Qin Feng's stall, so he asked:

"Boss, do you have hot water here?"

"No, if you want hot water, you have to go to the back store to borrow it. "

"Forget it, boss, come to the barrel noodles. "

After the programmer's little brother scans the code to pay, he tears open the lid and gnaws it directly.

"It's so hard? You programmers, don't you earn a lot? Don't you eat instant noodles? "

Qin Feng said, and pointed to a stir-fry restaurant behind.

"No, this family has a rice bowl, 25 yuan, two vegetarian and one big chicken thigh. "

When the programmer's little brother heard Qin Feng's words, he obviously swallowed his saliva.

After hesitating for a while, he still said:

"No, my instant noodles are also braised beef-flavored, and they are more advanced than chicken thighs. "

Qin Feng rolled his eyes and said, "I suddenly remembered a joke. "

"What's the joke?" the programmer brother said curiously.

Qin Feng said leisurely:

"One day, Master Kangkang's boss was interviewed. "

"The reporter asked him, the customer complained that you have little beef in your noodles, and sent me to ask, do you kill one cow a year?"

Master Kang Kang listened, and ran away. The reporter who didn't know why also chased after him. "

When they reached a meadow, they saw a cow grazing leisurely and nothing else. "

"When the reporter saw it, he said, "Boss, you should admit it this time!" Your factory is just a cow for a year!"

At this time, the boss suddenly breathed a sigh of relief and said angrily. "

"Rumors! It's all rumors! This cow was obviously bought when the factory was built, and after so many years, it has only suffered a few skin injuries!"

"Just now, you said that I killed a cow a year, I thought you killed my cow, so I was so scared that I ran to take a look!"

Burst!

The programmer brother listened, and choked on a mouthful of instant noodles.

"Hahaha, it's really incisive! I bought a braised beef flavor, and what I bought was a name!"

"But tell me, why did I become like this, I can't even afford to eat real beef!"

At first, the programmer brother laughed happily.

But as he spoke, he began to weep.

Qin Feng: "......"

This one, I'm afraid you didn't come to me to touch porcelain......

The programmer brother cried and said aggrievedly:

"I don't want to, but who made my girlfriend a brother-in-law demon!"

"I worked hard for a month, working 12 hours a day, and taking half a day off a week to earn 20,000 yuan!"

"But my girlfriend took 19,500, so she left me 500!

"His brother's food is full of oil, but I buy beef-flavored instant noodles to improve my life!"

"As soon as I asked, she said, my brother-in-law is taking the college entrance examination and needs to supplement nutrition!

Ay!

Raise a brother demon, the whole family is a poor peasant for three generations!

"There is no distinction between this kind of girlfriend, do you keep it for the New Year to worship your ancestors?" Qin Feng asked.

"I wanted to share it, but her whole family thought I had money and wouldn't share it. "

The programmer's little brother sighed and asked hopelessly:

"Brother stall owner, do you have any way to express to her family that I don't have any money!"

"It's best to make her whole family hate me to death, the kind that never gets along with each other!"

No way!

Scumbag girl, I, Qin Feng, am definitely an expert!

Countless successful cases have established my position as a big man in this industry, and no one can shake it!

Qin Feng thought about it and directly threw out a question.

"Is there any big event at your girlfriend's house lately?

The programmer's little brother thought for a moment and said:

"By the way, it's her father's 60th birthday in a few days!"

"It was said that it was going to feast the whole village...... Also use my salary!"

Qin Feng: "......"

This kind of family scum, get out as soon as possible, and relax as soon as possible.

Qin Feng threw out the second question.

"Your future father-in-law, what hobbies do you usually have. "

"Does tea count?" asked the programmer.

"OK, that's it!"

Qin Feng acted quickly, directly took out a few bottles of drinks, and lined them up in front of the programmer brother.

These drinks are:

Iced black tea, green tea, jasmine tea, Miki milk tea......

All tea drinks.

The programmer brother was confused and asked:

"I don't understand, please teach the big guy!"

I saw Qin Feng's face as a master, and he said in a gentle tone:

"It's very simple, wait until your future father-in-law's 60th birthday!"

"When the whole village is noisy with gongs and drums and firecrackers, you will come to the stage with these drinks!"

"Then, stand on the commanding heights of the audience and tell your future husband loudly!"

"I know you love tea, today, it's your 60th birthday! I spent a lot of money to buy good tea, please enjoy it below!"

"Master Kang Kang's iced tea, take the water of the snow-capped mountains of Changbai Mountain......"

"A unified brand of green tea, take the top green tea ...... the top of Emei Mountain"

"Xiao Ming brand jasmine tea, on the Songshan Mountain, the jasmine ...... born in the morning glow"

The programmer's little brother was dumbfounded when he listened to Qin Feng's words.

At this time, I saw Qin Feng holding the bottle of Ah Sanmu milk tea and said affectionately:

"If he doesn't like it, don't worry! Give him this bottle of Chinese and Western tea!"

"A combination of Chinese and Western, thieves have face!"

Speaking of which, Qin Feng also added:

"By the way, don't forget, be sure to bring a certain treasure 9.9 free shipping amplified speaker!"

"On the occasion of slapping in the face, the atmosphere must be stirred, and you must let your future husband feel your enthusiasm!

"Of course, if the operation is done properly, it is estimated that the next time you meet him, it will be the Hades Palace!"

When the programmer's little brother heard this, he applauded.

Awesome!

Talent!

It's a big guy!

If I do this, his whole family will lose face in the whole village.

I absolutely forced a song "Happy Breakup" to sing!

Thinking of this, the programmer's little brother smirked and was full of happiness and longing for the future.

He stood up and stood!

Bow deeply to Qin Feng and thank you!

Then, the footsteps are brisk and run away!

"Hey, it's a dangerous journey, may you come back alive, Ollie!"

Qin Feng shook the folding fan and set up a stall leisurely.

Waiting for the arrival of the next destined person......