Noisy, unscrupulous system

Xiahou Swordsman: "Great Emperor, why did you knock him out?"

Yan Chixia: "Is this how Zi Buyu explains the strange power and confusion of gods?"

Zhou Du put Ning Caichen on the ground and smiled.

"Don't talk about language with me. There are too many people in this world who cannot understand Lao Confucius's core thoughts!"

"The words... those are the rules that Lao Kong set on the road when he traveled around the world!"

Zhou Du said gently.

"I'm just asking you..."

"A two-meter-tall Shandong man, with seventy-two disciples and three thousand subordinates..."

"He asked you to learn principles from him, will you do the same?"

"Those who don't learn will be beaten to death, and those who learn will become disciples!"

Zhou Du opened his mouth, and his twenty-four big white teeth sparkled in the dark night.

Yan Chixia and Xiahou Swordsman:(￣?￣;)

Is that how you explain it?

"That must be the explanation, don't get me wrong!"

Zhou Du said proudly, "After all, I am the Great Emperor of Fengdu...all ghosts are under my control."

"When Master entered the underworld, I communicated with him!"

"His comments on the words of later generations are heartbreaking!"

Zhou Du sighed and said, "Do you know that the slang language has lost its original meaning?"

Yan Chixia and Swordsman Xiahou looked at each other.

Um……

He was the Great Emperor of Fengdu, and he must have met Confucius.

Then what he said must be true!

Alas, I didn’t expect that after the Master was gone, future generations would misinterpret his teachings to this extent!

"As for me knocking Ning Caichen unconscious..."

"Because he is married to a certain female ghost here!"

"However, humans and ghosts have different paths. Even if a female ghost is reincarnated, it will take more than ten years before she can be with him!"

"So, I will knock him out and prevent him from participating in the affairs here..."

"To save him!"

Zhou Du's face was upright and solemn.

Definitely not because he might hook up with Nie Xiaoqian.

After all, I have never had a woman in my heart!

There is no woman in my heart, so I draw my sword to be a god of nature.

The most I can do is tease the little girl...

If you want to find a partner, you have to find the most awesome partner!

For example, the great female gods in ancient times.

Yan Chixia and Swordsman Xiahou were immediately in awe.

Great emperor, great virtue!

"You two keep an eye on him and don't let him wander around at night!"

Zhou Du said gently, "She is a female ghost after all, so she is under my jurisdiction."

Yan Chixia and Xiahou Swordsman nodded solemnly and looked at Ning Caichen.

Boy, the emperor is here to save you!

What virtue and ability do you have, let Emperor Fengdu personally resolve this evil fate for you!

Boy, you are so happy!

Time flies very fast, the moon in the sky becomes brighter and brighter, and it is already late at night.

A melancholy piano sound sounded leisurely.

Zhou Du opened his eyes and strolled out.

Swordsman Xiahou and Yan Chixia also opened their eyes.

"Where does the sound of the piano come from in the middle of the night?"

Xiahou Swordsman frowned and said.

"It's a female ghost!" Yan Chixia yawned, "I couldn't control it before, and besides, I couldn't find where the base camp of this tree demon is."

"So, there is a tacit understanding between each other."

"Female ghosts come out to seduce people and then harm them. As long as they harm bad people, I don't care!"

"If I want to harm good people, I will fight with them to save them."

"The emperor is going to deal with it now, we don't need to worry about it."

"Let's just go to bed!"

Yan Chixia said.

Xiahou Swordsman curled his lips.

I want to see those female ghosts.

Didn't you tell me that those female ghosts are very beautiful?

"Where is this?"

Ning Caichen opened his eyes in confusion.

He has been asleep for three hours since he was knocked unconscious by Zhou Du.

"It's okay, just go back to sleep!"

Yan Chixia slapped Ning Caichen on the head.

Ning Caichen fainted again.

"Aren't you afraid of beating him silly?" Xiahou Swordsman said speechlessly.

"With our precise control, are we still afraid of beating him stupidly? Go to sleep!"

Yan Chixia turned over and continued to sleep.

Xiahou Swordsman exhaled a breath and closed his eyes.

Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep...

Female ghost!

Zhou Du strolled to the Huxin Pavilion at the back.

A woman in white clothes was sitting there quietly playing the piano. She looked about eighteen or nineteen years old.

There is a saying in the Book of Songs: The hands are like catkins, the skin is like gelatin, the eyebrows are furrowed, the smile is charming, the beautiful eyes are looking forward to...

Zhou Du looked at her intently.

Um……

A sign of great misfortune, indeed a sign of great misfortune!

Zhou Du walked over with a smile.

Although the woman's eyes were clear, there was a hint of sadness.

Nie Xiaoqian!

In the official family, he was killed by bandits outside, died in a foreign land, and became a lonely ghost.

Then he was controlled by the tree spirit grandmother, and seduced men for the tree spirit grandmother to absorb Yuanyang.

He had no choice but to do it before and after his death, and he had to be given to the old demon from Montenegro, like a piece of cargo.

Nie Xiaoqian played quietly, and the sound was filled with sadness.

"Girl, don't you think it's irritating to play this kind of music in the middle of the night?"

Zhou Du came to the pavilion and looked at her with a smile.

Nie Xiaoqian was startled and stood up in a hurry, almost breaking the strings in her hand.

She saw a young man in his twenties, dressed in light green clothes, with delicate features and an indescribable temperament!

Zhou Du tilted his head slightly.

Sure enough, men, myself included, are all cheap!

Look at such a girl, so weak and miserable, I feel pity for her.

As long as you are a man, there will be a protective desire in your heart.

No wonder she always lets men fall for her easily.

Nie Xiaoqian looked at Zhou Du in confusion.

Is there anyone alive here at night?

Grandma wants to marry me to the old demon from Montenegro. Thinking of my miserable life, I can't sleep at night.

In the middle of the night, I just want to play the piano alone and be quiet.

Why are there still living people coming up?

Aren't you going to sleep?

Is it possible that I need to give grandma extra food?

Nie Xiaoqian sighed, I don't want to hurt you.

But why are you all licking your faces and jumping on me?

The word "sex" means a knife on the head, don't you understand?

"Hello, sir."

Nie Xiaoqian said softly.

"not good!"

Zhou Du curled his lips.

Nie Xiaoqian: "???"

"I slept well. Do you have any conscience for playing such music in the middle of the night?"

Zhou Du raised his eyebrows.

Nie Xiaoqian:Me?

"Why do you call yourself me?" Nie Xiaoqian said, "Are you the emperor?"

"I am not the emperor!" Zhou Du smiled, "Also, don't change the subject!"

"You play music like this at night and disturb people's dreams. Do you still have a conscience?"

"Wouldn't it hurt if you touch your conscience?"

Zhou Du said, "Can't you play some light music?"

Nie Xiaoqian: "..."

"Touch your conscience?"

Nie Xiaoqian smiled softly and lowered her head.

Well, I can't see the toes.

She reached out and touched her breasts.

"The slave's meat is too thick to touch one's conscience!"

Nie Xiaoqian said with a smile.

She stepped into that role again.

The character who seduces men for the dryad grandmother.

Zhou Du's face twitched.

How did you say that?

When a woman lowers her head and cannot see her feet, she is the most beautiful woman in the world!

"Uh, you're seducing me!"

Zhou Du said with a smile.

Nie Xiaoqian smiled softly, yes, I am seducing you.

So will you know how to do it?

"That's right. I am a talented person. I am dashing, handsome, upright, chivalrous and courageous."

"Little girls are indeed easily intoxicated by my appearance."

Zhou Du shook his head and sighed, "Why do people in the world like to look at faces?"

Nie Xiaoqian:(￣ェ￣;)

You are indeed a bit handsome...but I want to ask you a question now.

Doesn't your conscience hurt?