Noisy, unscrupulous system

Zhou Du rolled up his sleeves.

Everyone get out of the way, I'm going to show off.

"well!"

Zhou Du sighed, "Back then, heaven and earth fought against the infected!"

system:"……"

"Heaven and Hell send all their troops, just to protect the peace of the three realms!"

"But in the final battle, all the immortals and gods died!"

"My heroic spirit is immortal. After a long period of recuperation, I came out of seclusion again!"

"Now, heaven has withered, and the underworld is broken."

"The world is in chaos!"

"I was born to reshape reincarnation and restore peace to the three realms!"

Zhou Du said calmly, "Don't ask me about that battle... I don't want to talk about it!"

Mainly, I don’t know how to ride a horse.

Yan Chixia and Xiahou Swordsman: "..."

I always feel like he's just showing off.

"I am the Emperor of Beiyin, the Great Emperor of Fengdu!"

Zhou Du said calmly, "I have looked across the three realms with my wisdom eyes, and decided to find a few people to assist me and help me reshape the cycle of heaven and earth!"

"So, I'm here!"

"Yan Chixia, Xiahou Swordsman..."

"Fuck with me!"

"Be my little brother!"

Zhou Du's face was sincere.

Yan Chixia and Xiahou Swordsman: "..."

Yan Chixia had seen demons and ghosts before, and she knew a little bit about myths and legends.

But Xiahou Swordsman had never seen any monsters before, so naturally he didn't believe it at all.

"Don't believe it?"

Zhou Du turned his head and asked.

Yan Chixia and Swordsman Xiahou shook their heads wildly.

Zhou Du: "..."

Has my deception ability declined?

No matter what I said in the past, people would believe it!

Zhou Du took a step forward and grabbed Xiahou Swordsman and Yan Chixia, one on the left and the other on the right.

The power within the body instantly imprisoned the two of them.

He grabbed the two of them, jumped into the air, and flew high into the sky.

"Let me tell you a joke..."

"Someone once ascended and flew out of Earth 0..."

"Then he died from lack of oxygen!"

Zhou Du said with a smile.

Xiahou Swordsman and Yan Chixia: "????"

Damn it, stop flying, we believe it!

The Xiahou swordsman saw flying for the first time, and he completely believed it.

But Yan Chixia thought more.

If you want to fly, you have to fly with a sword!

But this person actually flies in the air?

Zhou Du dragged the two of them to change directions and flew in the direction of Sakura.

After a while, we arrived above the cherry blossoms.

He took a deep breath and then slapped it down.

With a rumble, the ground cracked, and the roar resounded throughout the world.

It was as if the whole world was trembling.

Yan Chixia and Xiahou Swordsman: Damn it!

Got it!

"Believe it?"

Zhou Du said gently, "If you don't believe me, I will destroy the world and show you!"

"If the human world is destroyed, then I will reincarnate and reincarnate, and I won't have to worry about ordinary people's affairs!"

Zhou Du grinned, "Do you believe it?"

"I believe it, I believe it!"

Yan Chixia and Swordsman Xiahou shouted hurriedly.

Isn't this ridiculous thing that will directly destroy the world?

Zhou Du grabbed the two of them and turned them into a ray of light, then returned to Lanruo Temple.

Two plops...

Xiahou Swordsman and Yan Chixia's legs became weak and they sat directly on the ground.

Emperor Fengdu?

Is he really the Fengdu Emperor?

The two of them looked at each other and saw endless horror.

The heaven collapsed, the underworld was in ruins...

Back then, the two realms of heaven and earth fought against the infected?

Who is the infected person?

"Don't ask questions that shouldn't be asked..."

"I just saw that you two have upright characters, so I decided to take you under my command!"

Zhou Du said with a smile, "How about you become my little brother? Otherwise..."

Yan Chixia and Xiahou Swordsman: "..."

You are such a great god, and you still threaten us?

us……

"Greetings to the Emperor!"

The two stood up and bowed.

Zhou Du was smiling like a chrysanthemum.

"Very good, very good!"

Zhou Du took out the Xuanqing Dao of Tai Chi and handed it to Swordsman Xiahou, "You entered the Tao through martial arts, which is very extraordinary, but... you still have to cultivate immortality!"

"Come on, this Tai Chi Xuan Qing Dao was created by Zhang Sanfeng of Wudang!"

Zhou Du smiled slightly.

There's nothing they can do, they don't know who Patriarch Qingye is...

I had no choice but to fool them, it was Zhang Sanfeng who created it.

after all……

Zhang Sanfeng is so famous among all the worlds!

Xiahou Swordsman's eyes widened.

Was this created by Zhang Zhenren?

"Thank you, Emperor, for the gift!"

The Xiahou swordsman was extremely excited.

Yan Chixia also looked at Zhou Du eagerly.

"Ahem, Yan Chixia, you have your own way to cultivate immortality, don't look at me!"

Zhou Du smiled slightly.

Yan Chixia: "..."

Is it my fault that I don’t know Shushan swordsmanship?

Great Emperor, I also want you to give me the Dharma!

"I came here not only to meet you, but also to have some fun and kill some trash along the way!"

Zhou Du said calmly, "The old demon from Black Mountain occupies the City of Wasted Death..."

"And now he wants to get married, and the person he wants to marry is a female ghost here named Nie Xiaoqian!"

"Reshaping reincarnation is not something that happens overnight..."

"So, I came out to have some fun."

A smile appeared on the corner of Zhou Du's mouth.

Yan Chixia and Xiahou Swordsman: "???"

Why do I feel that Emperor Fengdu smiles so obscenely?

"Is there really a ghost here?"

Xiahou Swordsman exhaled, "I have never seen it before, but tonight will open my eyes."

"Stay there for a while, tonight is my performance time!"

"I'm quite funny, don't be scared when the time comes."

Zhou Du smiled gently.

Xiahou Swordsman and Yan Chixia: "???"

"Okay, the night is too cold, let's go in and talk first!"

Zhou Du dragged the two of them into Lanruo Temple.

Yan Chixia: "..."

This Lanruo Temple is my territory.

Great Emperor, are you really okay with your mature appearance?

Entering Lanruo Temple, Zhou Du took out some things.

Swordsman Xiahou and Yan Chixia looked calm.

Isn't it just taking food out of nothingness?

He is the Great Emperor of Fengdu, isn't this a small trick?

Zhou Du began to continue to lie, what a clear world, what a reinvention of reincarnation!

Why do we have to carve out a future for the sake of the common people?

Wait wait wait...

The two of them were deceived and could not find Bei.

"Old Yan, I won't fight with you anymore!"

Xiahou Swordsman was a little tipsy, "We need to do something more meaningful!"

"Lao Xia, you are right!"

Yan Chixia chuckled, "We follow the emperor, we must keep upright and ward off evil!"

"Excuse me, is there anyone here?"

A crisp voice came.

Zhou Du: "???"

Why did he come?

I reminded him that the account book was not wet, so he should have received the account!

Why would Mao come back?

Who will lubricate the gears of the plot?

As for that?

"Is it you?"

Seeing Ning Caichen come in, Xiahou Swordsman was a little surprised.

"Is it you?"

Ning Caichen said excitedly, "It's great, we can see acquaintances in the wilderness..."

"No, what are you doing here?"

Yan Chixia snorted coldly, "How dare you, a scholar, stay here?"

"Why not?"

Ning Caichen asked in surprise.

"There's a ghost here!"

Yan Chixia snorted coldly.

"You can't say anything about your strange power!" Ning Caichen said.

"I told you, you didn't understand the central idea of ​​Lao Kong!"

Zhou Du smiled gently.

"The meaning of Zi Bu Yu's strange power and chaotic gods is..."

"Confucius didn't say anything, but he beat you with strange force until you went insane!"

Zhou Du instantly appeared behind Ning Caichen.

Ning Caichen: "???"

"Bang!"

Zhou Du slapped Ning Caichen unconscious!

Yan Chixia and the others: (o_o)??