Noisy, unscrupulous system

"Besides, the Taoist priest said that you can leave as long as you are not a boy!"

"I was at Wanhua Tower last night and accidentally broke it!"

Awei said hurriedly.

Zhou Du shrugged and recalled the plot.

I stopped caring about Awei and took care of it myself.

He dressed in red and green, dressed as a groom, tied the dragon and phoenix candle with a red rope, and threw the other end of the rope into the banana forest.

After lighting the dragon and phoenix candle, the other end of the red rope was tied to his big toe, and then he lay on the bed.

"Old Taoist priest, what are you doing?"

Seeing Zhou Du dressed up like this, Ah Wei asked in surprise, "Get up quickly and come back with me."

"The old Taoist wants to use the body of a boy to draw out the plantain spirit!"

Zhou Du said calmly.

"Fuck!"

Ah Wei looked at Zhou Du in bewilderment, "You are already seventy or eighty years old, and you have never been undressed?"

"Old Taoist priest, why do I think you want to take this opportunity to have fun?"

Ah Wei leaned in front of Zhou Du and asked.

Zhou Du slapped Ah Wei away with a casual palm.

Awei was stunned.

He flew away without even touching his hand?

Isn't this superstitious?

Could it be true?

Captain Ah Wei gritted his teeth. I wanted to see if there were any monsters!

Ah Wei snorted coldly and got under the bed.

Zhou Du: "..."

Hey, you still want to watch when I'm having sex with Basho Essence?

I don’t know how long it has been...

In the banana forest, a purple flower opened, and a ray of red light entered the room along the red rope.

Zhou Du lay quietly on the bed and grinned.

He only saw a woman in red floating in the sky above him, with long hair disheveled, a pretty face, and dark red eye shadow.

Her snow-white body was looming, as if she was waiting for someone to take off her clothes.

"Damn, what is this? It's so ugly!"

Zhou Du spoke directly.

After meeting Master Concubine Huanwan and Shi Qingxuan...

Such a woman is completely unacceptable!

I have already taken off my pants, why do you want to do this on horseback?

"What did you say?"

Banana Spirit was a little confused, and then roared angrily.

Do you dare to call me ugly?

You old guy, you are seventy or eighty years old, and you are still a virgin?

I thought I would meet a strong young man today, but it turned out to be an old man.

Forget it, the old man will be the old man!

Mom, I'm not picky about food.

At worst, I'll drain you dry tonight and let you die in bed.

I am still very kind to you.

"Fuck!"

Ah Wei suddenly poked his head out from under the bed and exclaimed.

He heard Zhou Du's voice and also heard the voice of Bashojing, so he stuck his head out to take a look.

But at first glance...

Awei was stunned.

To me, this woman is very beautiful and very tempting.

But, she is floating!

Damn it, there are really fairies!

Awei got out from under the bed in a pissed off state, turned around and ran away.

Banana Essence: “???”

There is actually another one?

Forehead……

So ugly!

Damn it, either an old man or an ugly guy is here today...

I didn't choose my day well.

Forget it, come on, one phoenix and two dragons.

I’m playing with you!

Before you die, I can make you feel happy before you die, and your life will not be in vain!

Banana Spirit stretched out his hand, and the red cloth on his body stretched suddenly, wrapping Awei up.

"Help, help!"

Ah Wei was dragged towards the banana spirit.

Zhou Du looked at Banana Spirit speechlessly.

Is my sense of existence so weak?

The red sleeves wrapped around Ah Wei's body and slowly lifted him in front of her.

"Mr. Lang, I am yours tonight!"

"Don't pity me, just ravage me as much as you like!"

Basho smiled tenderly and hugged Awei.

Ah Wei: "..."

If you weren't a goblin, maybe I would have obeyed you.

I will let you know how strong the energy I have been holding back for thirty years is.

But you are a monster, and I can’t tolerate it!

"Old Taoist priest, help me!"

Ah Wei shouted again.

Zhou Du stood up and pulled Awei out of Bashojing's arms, "You evil beast, does the Taoist have such a low sense of existence?"

"Taoist priest?"

Basho Jing paused, "What about the Taoist priest?"

Zhou Du kicked the banana essence out with one kick.

Banana Essence: "..."

As Zhou Du thought, the Yitian Sword appeared and with a few puffs, cut the red cloth into pieces.

The Yitian Sword lay across Bashojing's neck.

Bashojing swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "Is this... the art of sword control?"

"That's right!"

Zhou Du nodded.

I have learned the Tai Chi Xuan Qing Dao, and I have reached the Qing realm.

I don't have a magic weapon yet...

Alas, poor!

"Taoist Master, the little girl is wrong!"

Banana Spirit suddenly said pitifully, "Although I absorbed Yang Qi, I didn't harm anyone's life."

Zhou Du pursed his lips.

If I hadn't come, the young man from before would have hiccupped.

Isn't this considered killing people?

"Well, don't worry!"

Zhou Du said gently, "I'll practice sword practice with you."

Banana Essence: "..."

If you use me to practice swordsmanship, wouldn’t I be useless?

"The Nine Heavens Mysterious Temple turns into divine thunder, and the brilliant power of heaven is used to attract it with the sword!"

Zhou Du grabbed the Yitian Sword, pointed it at the sky, and prepared to use the Divine Sword and Thunder Control Technique.

Then, there was a click...

The Yitian Sword is broken!

Zhou Du: "..."

Awei and Bashojing trembled as they looked at the dark clouds gathering in the sky, and found that thunder was flashing inside.

The Yitian Sword shattered, and the thunder in the sky stopped abruptly.

Awei and Bashojing: "???"

"Damn, Yitian Sword can't use the Divine Sword and Thunder Control Technique!"

Zhou Du murmured, with a thought in his mind.

The fragments of the Yitian Sword floated, began to melt, and then turned into the Yitian Sword again.

Magneto's abilities are still very useful.

Banana Spirit and Awei: "..."

So...

Zhou Du once again used the Divine Sword and Thunder Control Technique, but this time, he used Magneto's ability to restrict the Yitian Sword and prevent it from collapsing...

Then a ray of lightning came... The Yitian Sword directly turned into a puddle of water.

Zhou Du: "..."

Am I unable to use the Divine Sword and Thunder Control Technique today?

Zhou Du sighed and quickly reshaped the Yitian Sword.

He looked at Banana Spirit and said, "Forget it, let's just stab him to death!"

"who are you?"

Banana Spirit shouted in horror, "How can you master thunder?"

This is not a talisman. He just pointed with his sword and thunder appeared?

"Old Taoist, Wudang Zhang Sanfeng!"

Zhou Du spoke proudly.

Banana Spirit and Awei looked at each other.

As a fairy, she knew about Zhang Sanfeng.

Although Ah Wei is uneducated and incompetent, he still knows Zhang Sanfeng.

After all, Zhang Sanfeng left a strong mark on history.

"Shaoyang Sword Qi of Seven Meridians Sword Qi!"

Zhou Du stretched out his hand and pointed, and a powerful sword energy shot out from his finger.

The plantain essence was directly penetrated through the body, and he screamed in pain.

Then, she burned.

First is the clothes.

Awei:(?w?)

If you look twice, you will never feel sorry for your cousin.

The banana spirit roared, burned, and turned into a pile of ashes.

Only then did Ah Wei come back to his senses and looked at Zhou Du in shock.

Just raise your hand and turn the goblin into ashes?

Is this something people do?

Could it be the reincarnation of a god?

Wait, he said he is Zhang Sanfeng!

Damn it, this can’t really be the legendary Wudang Zhang Sanfeng who ascended to immortality.

The Yitian Sword came to Zhou Du's feet, and Zhou Du picked up Ah Wei and flew up.

Ah Wei: "..."

Flying?