Noisy, unscrupulous system

"System, what about the development of the plot?"

Zhou Du asked.

"Ding, Taoist Master Yimei, Mr. Zombie, Zombie Supreme!"

"Uncle Jiu is very busy!"

"After he's done with the banana spirit and the vampire, he has to deal with Mr. Zombie, and then he has to deal with the Zombie Supreme!"

The system responded.

Zhou Du: "..."

Knowing that Uncle Jiu is very busy, do you still integrate the world to make Uncle Jiu even busier?

Zhou Du shook his head and changed Taoist priest Yimei to Uncle Jiu, and replaced Ahao and Afang with Qiu Sheng and Wencai.

All this was performed perfectly.

In front of the house, there was an honest farmer, a wretched-looking four-eyed boy, and three men in uniforms with gun holsters on their shoulders.

This is someone from the security team.

The farmer said, "Captain Awei, my brother and I are guarding the banana forest here. I came to replace him today, but after waiting for more than two hours, he didn't show up!"

Zhou Du strolled out, a little stunned.

There are a lot of changes in the system and plot.

The security captain in the original plot was not Ah Wei, right?

His cousin is not Ren Tingting, but Sandra Ng!

You changed the plot.

Forget it, just pretend that those people in the original plot didn’t appear!

It seems that the farmer hasn't gone to see Uncle Jiu yet, otherwise it would be the story of Uncle Jiu fighting against the banana spirit.

I remember in the original plot, Uncle Jiu said that to draw out the plantain spirit, a boy is needed!

Apart from being a teacher, you are no one!

As a result, Qiu Sheng took action.

By the way, Qiu Sheng is also quite awesome.

Not only has he been an undead knight, but he has also been a grassroots hero in this movie.

"Who are you?"

Suddenly seeing Zhou Du, Captain Ah Wei asked coldly.

In the Mr. Zombie series, Captain Awei is always the injured one.

Speaking of which, this guy doesn't seem like a good person!

On the surface, he seems to be lustful, timid and bullying, but...

Ah Wei is actually quite well-behaved. From beginning to end, he actually didn't do anything bad to Ren Tingting.

Moreover, even though he knew there were zombies, he did not use his position to escape.

Ahem, maybe my legs are weak and I can't run.

Ah Wei tortured Uncle Jiu to extract a confession, and even used pig skins on horses...

He will be afraid, timid, and bully others, but he also has a bottom line...

It's just that it's a bit insignificant when set off by the protagonist.

To sum up, he is a kind-hearted villain.

"The old road passed here and found that there are monsters here."

Zhou Du said gently, "So let's see if we can slay the demon."

Captain Awei: "..."

Old man, don't think that just because you look like a Taoist priest, you can fool people.

Are you superstitious? Are you superstitious?

Zhou Du pushed open the wooden door, and Captain Ah Wei shouted, "What are you doing? Do you want to destroy the crime scene?"

"Um, is your brother really missing?"

Seeing the decorations in the door, Awei asked the farmer in confusion, "Did he get married and then run away?"

In the room, there are several red ropes extending all the way to the banana tree, and there are many red candles.

"Look, this is a dragon and phoenix candle!"

"In all likelihood, after your brother got married, he ran away because he felt that the job of guarding the banana forest was too tiring!"

Captain Awei directly determined the case.

Awei was very proud, he was worthy of being the captain, he discovered the truth so keenly!

You're still a monster, bah!

Old Taoist priest, you are superstitious!

"It is true to worship heaven and earth, but it may not necessarily mean worshiping heaven and earth with others!"

Zhou Du opened his mouth and said.

"Haha, could it be that the fairy from heaven came down to earth and fell in love with him?" Ah Wei said with a smile.

"You are thinking too much."

Zhou Du stepped forward and pushed aside the banana leaves behind the red rope. A young man fell down!

"younger brother!"

The farmer hurried forward and shouted in horror, "Don't scare my brother!"

The man was wrapped in red cloth, had banana leaves in his ears, and was foaming at the mouth.

Zhou Du used his hand to feel the man's breath, yes, he was still alive.

"Your brother merged with a monster!"

"This is Mi Qingjin... he almost died!"

Zhou Du smiled.

"Then can my brother be saved?"

the farmer asked hurriedly.

Zhou Du grinned, I still know a lot about treating diseases.

For example, if you have a cold, drink more water.

If you feel yang, drink more water.

If you have dysmenorrhea, drink more water.

If boiling water has no effect, then I'm sorry, I can't save you, I just have to wait to die.

Zhou Du stretched out his hand and put a finger on the young man's body, and a ray of spiritual energy passed through his body.

Tai Chi Xuan Qing Dao, Yin and Yang complement each other.

This guy's yang energy has been sucked clean, so just input a little yang attribute aura.

But Zhou Du felt that... he should be infected with Omicron. After he became yang, he would probably be replenished with yang energy.

"Take it back and rest for two or three days, then you'll be fine."

Zhou Du said.

"Thank you, Taoist priest!"

The farmer hurriedly bowed and saluted, then carried his disciple and ran all the way with a vigorous pace.

"monster?"

Captain Ah Wei said disdainfully, "His brother has been found and the case has been solved. It's time for me to go back!"

"Old Taoist priest, do you have a place to stay?"

"If not, you can go to Yizhuang in town to find Uncle Jiu and spend the night at his place."

Ah Wei shouted to Zhou Du.

Although he didn't believe in these things and considered them superstitious, he had still heard of Uncle Jiu's name.

After all, if anything happens in these ten miles and eight villages, the people will go to Uncle Jiu.

"I have to kill this banana spirit first."

Zhou Du smiled.

"Pantain spirit?" Captain Ah Wei laughed, "Can a banana tree become a spirit?"

"I want to see what mysteries you, an old Taoist priest, are up to."

Captain Ah Wei smiled and said, "Actually, if the banana tree really becomes a spirit, it would be enough to burn the banana forest with fire."

"Set the mountain on fire and sit in jail!"

Zhou Du complained.

People nowadays don't have this kind of thinking, so it's normal for them to say this kind of thing.

"You are not a boy, please leave!"

Zhou Du spoke calmly.

"What happened to the boy's body?"

Awei asked in surprise.

"A boy's body has enough yang energy to ward off evil spirits!"

"in addition……"

Zhou Du said.

The three security guards turned around and ran away.

The captain doesn't believe in evil, but we have to believe in it!

After all, Uncle Jiu’s reputation has been so famous over the years!

Ah Wei: "..."

You just threw me away as your captain?

When you go back, I must put on some shoes for you.

However, a child’s body can ward off evil spirits?

Why!

Ah Wei shook his head. Fortunately, the women's branch tightened their belts back then.

I protect my cousin like a jade!

"In addition, Banana Essence likes the body of a boy, it is full of yang energy, and it feels good to suck it!"

Zhou Du said with a smile.

Ah Wei's face twitched, "Old Taoist priest, take your leave!"

Awei turned around and left.

"Don't you believe it?" Zhou Du said speechlessly.

"I'd rather believe that it exists than believe that it doesn't exist!"

Captain Ah Wei looked serious.

Mainly...

There were so many people just now, I’m not afraid!

Now you and I are the only two people left. We are all in vain. If you talk about monsters or something, I will be scared!

Zhou Du rolled his eyes.

Captain Awei, I think you are mentally ill.

Even worse than Shi Zhixuan's mental illness.