Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 307 Tang Sanzang: It’s not that my disciples don’t work hard, but the enemy is too powerful. I surrender!

Author: Wan Ming

Chapter 307 Tang Sanzang: It’s not that my disciples don’t work hard, but the enemy is too powerful. I surrender!

Wutian shook his head slightly, "Don't you know who this is?"

"Is the monk telling his own story?"

Tang Monk bowed slightly.

"Let me ask you, what should you do if this happens to you?" Wutian asked.

Tang Seng was silent for a while, "Maybe, maybe I will make the same decision as the great monk."

"Cut the nonsense!"

Zhou Du pulled out the Infinite Heavenly Sword and placed it on Tang Monk's neck, "Will you surrender?"

Tang Monk: "..."

Hey, hey, this is so touching...

Why are you riding on horseback and drawing your sword directly?

You little prince who destroys the atmosphere!

"Down!"

Tang Monk opened his mouth and said.

Come down!

I said it myself, Wutian is the great sage of the demon world, so he cannot be surrendered!

However, now it seems that this Wutian was once a compassionate Bodhisattva in Lingshan.

Moreover, it is the Great God Xingtian who occupies the Three Realms now, isn’t it?

Tang Monk exhaled, "Right heart, right intention, right conduct."

"Poor monk, surrender!"

Tang Monk smiled.

The most important thing is not the above reasons, but...

Paralyzed!

The boss reincarnated, then picked up girls and consummated the marriage.

As the savior, Wukong...has descended!

And now it seems that Wutian is not a bad person.

The Great God Xing Tian is watching eagerly from the side...

What else can I do besides surrender?

the most important is……

I have long been displeased with Tathagata.

I remember when I was still Jin Chanzi, I contradicted him...

He threw me into the mortal world and reincarnated ten times.

The key thing is that he was bitten by Sha Seng nine times.

When I was in mortal form, I was asked to climb to the Spiritual Mountain step by step...

So annoying!

so……

The poor monk surrendered decisively!

"Really surrendered?"

Zhou Du raised his eyebrows, "It's okay, I know you have to protect the destiny of heaven."

"If you have any opinions, you can put them forward!"

"It's okay, just mention it!"

"I have always been very democratic!"

Zhou Du said gently.

Tang Monk shook his head wildly, "No, no, we have not reversed the destiny of heaven!"

"After all, it is destined by heaven that Buddha Wutian will be in charge of the three realms for thirty-three years!"

"Thirty-three years later, Tathagata Buddha will return, and Wutian Buddha will die!"

"If Tathagata Buddha does not return, then Wutian Buddha will continue to be in power for thirty-three years..."

"According to the decree of heaven, after thirty-three years, another thirty-three years!"

"The cycle goes on and on, thirty-three years anyway!"

Tang Monk smiled slightly and said, "We have not violated the decree of heaven!"

Zhou Du and Wutian: "..."

This Tang Monk descended a little too fast, and the reason is so clear!

"Master, just surrender!"

Sun Wukong chuckled, "Come on, let Buddha Wutian plant the black lotus of the soul for you."

Tang Seng's face twitched.

Monkey, I treat you as my apprentice, but you always try to kill me by riding on the horse!

"You have also been planted with black lotus!"

Tang Monk sighed, "Buddha Wutian, come on!"

"My grandson doesn't have one!"

Sun Wukong shook his head directly, "I, Sun, have no need to plant the black lotus!"

Tang Monk: "???"

Monkey, you have changed, you no longer love Master!

You don’t need to plant black lotus, why don’t you let me plant it for you?

You are noble, you are amazing, I am a useless person who rides on a horse!

"Alas, Wutian is threatening Lao Sun with your lives..."

"So, it doesn't matter whether Lao Sun grows black lotus or not!"

Sun Wukong sighed, "It's all because of you that I had to fall into the devil's path!"

Tang Seng burst into tears immediately.

Wukong, I’m sorry for you!

It turns out you are here for us!

"Wukong!"

"Master!"

One person and one monkey looked at each other speechlessly, with tears in their eyes.

"roll roll roll!"

Zhou Du kicked Tang Seng down to Wutian's side, "Human and monkey, what, do you two want to cross races?"

Tang Monk: "..."

Can't understand!

The poor monk is very pure!

Wutian shook his head and directly planted the Black Lotus of the Soul for Tang Monk.

From then on, Tang Seng's life was also in Wutian's hands.

"What's next?"

Sun Wukong asked, "Master has surrendered..."

"Nezha!"

Zhou Du opened his mouth and said.

Sun Wukong went crazy, "Don't say that Old Sun caught him harshly... So what if Old Sun caught him on horseback?"

Nezha is a man riding a horse!

So what if the man touches me twice?

Zhou Du: Why are you so impatient?

"Jin Chanzi, I am so relieved to have your help!"

Wutian grabbed Tang Seng's arm and said, "I am lacking people, especially talents!"

"Whatever you want, just say it!"

"I see that you and Guanyin are always flirting with each other."

"How about I release Guanyin?"

"After washing it, throw it on your bed?"

Wutian spoke solemnly.

Tang Monk: "Haha, no need!"

The poor monk has always respected Guanyin.

It is impossible to think otherwise!

"Okay, stop talking..."

Zhou Du waved his hand, "Wutian, go make arrangements..."

"Let Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing use weak water to corrode the spirits of those immortal gods..."

"Then go to the underworld and drink Meng Po soup directly!"

"Tang Monk, go and supervise the work!"

Zhou Du began to arrange, "If a god or Buddha escapes... let's eat pig heads!"

Wutian nodded slightly.

Zhu Bajie: "..."

Depend on!

Why eat pig head?

Why don't you go eat Junior Brother Sha?

He is also a fish!

Also, why don’t you eat Brother Monkey’s monkey brains?

"Follow the Buddha's instructions!"

Tang Monk cupped his hands and said, "What are you doing this for?"

"Clean the memories of the gods and Buddhas, and then let them take charge of the three realms again, with Wu Tian as the leader!"

"Because, I accidentally killed almost all of Wu Tian's men!"

Zhou Du laughed.

Tang Monk: "..."

"Wukong, have you made a breakthrough?"

Wutian looked at Sun Wukong and asked.

Sun Wukong shook his head, "I also ate a little..."

"The power of the sixteen relics has completely melted and integrated into the body!"

"It will take about three days to achieve a complete breakthrough!"

Sun Wukong said, "Even if you kill Lao Sun now, don't even think about refining the relics!"

"As long as Sun Wukong doesn't die, Tathagata will never come back!"

Zhou Du made the final judgment.

Tang Monk: "..."

It turns out that Wukong ate the relic.

Come on, Tathagata is 100% unable to come back.

Go watch the show!

Let’s see how you torment Tathagata!

"In that case..."

"In half a month, gather at Fengtou Mountain!"

Zhou Du grinned, "Kill Tathagata!"

"good!"

Wutian smiled and waved, "Let's go back to Lingshan..."

"Lingshan has been bombed, so why not go to Hammer Lingshan?"

Sun Wukong waved his hand, "Go to Lao Sun's Huaguo Mountain!"

Wutian nodded.

So, they each left.

Zhou Du also returned to Fengtou Mountain.

These days, Qiao Ling'er is living a very happy life.

Every day, he and Bai Lianhua discuss business worth hundreds of millions.

Even when doing business, the two often quarreled.

When the quarrel becomes serious, they will start fighting.

Every time, Qiao Ling'er would be beaten until she foamed at the mouth.

Bai Lianhua was also bitten all over by Qiao Ling'er.

The two enjoyed it endlessly and fought every day.

Zhou Du came to Fengtou Mountain...

Qiao Ling'er went to Bai Lianhua's room openly, ready to continue discussing business.

Zhou Du grabbed him!

Qiao Ling'er: "Grandpa Xingtian, are you back?"

Zhou Du: "Get ready, I'll kill Tathagata in two days! If it doesn't work, I'll kill you too!"

Qiao Ling'er: "..."

Let me go!

I feel like burping when I step on a horse, I want to play with the lotus first!

Lotus, here I come!

(End of chapter)