Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 306: Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujing: We have captured the master, Wutian, take action!

Author: Wan Ming

Chapter 306: Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujing: We have captured the master, Wutian, take action!

Tang Monk looked confused.

Wutian is here, it's normal.

After all, the poor monk escaped, he will definitely arrest me.

but……

Why are Mao, Wukong, Bajie and Wujing all here?

How did you three and Wu Tian get together?

Or is it that Wukong has fallen into Wutian's hands?

Wu Tian took the opportunity to use Bajie and Sha Seng to threaten the poor monk?

"coming?"

Wutian opened his eyes and looked at Tang Seng quietly.

Tang Monk clasped his hands together and said, "Wutian, you..."

"Master!"

"Master!"

"Master!"

Sun Wukong and the other three rushed forward in a hurry.

Sun Wukong grabbed Tang Seng's two arms.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng took one side and hugged Tang Seng's thighs.

Tang Monk: "???"

What are you three doing?

"Master!"

Sun Wukong chuckled, "Just follow Wutian!"

Tang Monk: "???"

"Master, surrender!"

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing also shouted.

Tang Seng suddenly trembled with anger.

I thought we hadn't seen each other for many years, and you came to express my longing for you.

As a result, you asked me to surrender?

I am Tang Monk, the Buddha of Sandalwood Merit!

How could it surrender without a fight?

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

Tang Seng roared, "You want me to surrender, dream!"

"What, I'm sorry!"

Sun Wukong smiled slightly.

"Wutian, we caught the master!"

"Come quickly and plant the soul black lotus for Master!"

Sun Wukong shouted.

The three of them, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing, hugged Tang Seng tightly.

Tang Seng: I ride on a horse...

You three actually treated me like this...

Wutian stepped forward step by step and looked at Tang Seng.

"Wutian, you bastard!"

Tang Seng roared angrily, "You actually controlled my disciples, you..."

"My grandson asks you to surrender!"

Zhou Du lay on the sofa and said calmly, "I can't help it."

"and who are you?"

"Who is your grandson?"

"Why should he ask me to surrender?"

Tang Monk roared.

"His grandson is the Tathagata!"

Wutian slapped Tang Seng on the head with his palm, directly sealing Tang Seng's spiritual power.

Sun Wukong and the other three let go of their hands.

Master, we are doing this for your own good!

Otherwise, Wutian and Xingtian will go crazy and the three of us will not be able to stop them.

We don't want to give you a funeral.

Tang Monk: "???"

"Nonsense, Buddha does not have a grandfather!"

Tang Monk shouted loudly, "Poor monk, I would rather die than surrender!"

"The Tathagata has reincarnated, did you create it?"

Zhou Du said calmly.

Tang Monk's face twitched, "Are you the reincarnated grandfather of the Buddha?"

"no!"

Zhou Du shook his head.

Tang Monk: "..."

If not, tell me something!

"I am Xingtian!"

Zhou Du said calmly.

Tang Monk looked at Zhou Du in astonishment.

Xingtian?

Is it the ancient war god Xingtian?

But why do you have a head?

Wasn't your head cut off?

"I was playing in the human world and met Qiao Ling'er."

"He recognizes me as his grandfather!"

"Then I discovered that he was actually the reincarnation of the Tathagata!"

Zhou Du said calmly, "Ling'er and Lotus have been in love for three generations. Ling'er is Ling'er, and Tathagata is Tathagata!"

"When Tathagata returns, Ling'er will die..."

"Tell me, as Ling'er's grandfather, how could I let Tathagata destroy Ling'er?"

Zhou Du chuckled, "What do you think?"

Tang Monk: "..."

Buddha, you reincarnated into a lonely place by riding on a horse!

Why did your reincarnated soul boy worship Xing Tian as his grandfather?

I, I have nothing to say to you.

well……

People are right, you are you, Ling'er is Ling'er...

Who is Ling'er riding the horse again?

"Tang Monk, surrender!"

Zhou Du said calmly, "Surrender to Wutian!"

"My grandson asks you to surrender!"

Zhou Du continued, "You are my great-grandson, and I will ask you to surrender!"

Tang Monk: "..."

What a great-grandson!

You have already said that Ling'er is Ling'er and Tathagata is entering power...

I……

etc……

You have united with Wutian, then Buddha...

Is he still alive?

"How is Buddha doing now?"

Tang Seng took a deep breath and asked.

“Having a great time!”

Zhou Du chuckled, "Ling'er got married and the marriage was consummated!"

"Already broken."

"Now I am eating the marrow to know the taste, but I am making trouble every day!"

Zhou Du rubbed his nose and said, "After all, young people really like to do that kind of thing."

Tang Monk was struck by lightning and staggered backwards.

What happened to Buddha?

Do you dare to believe this?

I still want to tell Wukong the truth, but now it seems that there is no need.

Even the Buddha lost his virginity by riding on his horse.

I……

"Master, surrender."

Sun Wukong and the other three sighed and said, "You can't resist!"

Tang Seng pointed at the three of them and almost spit out a mouthful of blood.

Have you all surrendered?

This is crazy...

Tang Monk cried.

Buddha, before you were reincarnated, you left behind a message.

Only son and ties can solve this problem.

As promised, only Wukong can solve this disaster?

Why did Mao Wukong surrender?

"Master, the situation is over!"

Sun Wukong said, "Submit!"

"No!"

Tang Monk roared, "I'd rather die than surrender!"

"Wutian is the Demon King of the Demon Realm!"

"As long as Wutian is not the Demon King of the Demon Realm, I will never care about these things!"

"As long as you are a righteous god and want to seize the power of the three realms, it has nothing to do with me!"

"But Wutian is a demon!"

"He is a demon and must not seize the Three Realms!"

Tang Monk gritted his teeth, "Even if you, the Great God Xingtian, occupy the three realms, this poor monk will not do this!"

Zhou Du nodded lightly and looked at Wutian, "How about you accept me as your eldest brother?"

"From now on, you are my little brother and work for me."

"In this way, I occupy the three realms!"

Zhou Du laughed.

Wutian: "..."

When I go out with you, I become your little brother?

Tang Monk's face twitched wildly.

Xing Tian War God, no one can play like this.

What do you want this poor monk to say?

"Brother!"

Wutian thought for a while, knew what Zhou Du meant, and then shouted.

Anyway, he is the ancient god of war. It’s not a bad idea to call him big brother!

Zhou Du nodded slightly, "Tang Monk, how about it? I occupy the three realms now!"

Tang Monk: "..."

Can I call you a bastard?

Woo woo woo...

The poor monk was about to fight to the death, but in the end...

"Okay, Wutian, come on screen!"

Zhou Du said to Wu Tian, ​​"Release your past!"

Especially Ah Sha...

In the original plot, she was still wearing underwear.

But in the screenwriter's novel, it's clear that he has no clothes on.

I don’t know if Wutian is wearing clothes in the picture you posted.

I definitely didn't do it to take a peek, just to appreciate it.

Wutian: "..."

"Tang Sanzang!"

Wutian sighed, "Thirty-three thousand years ago..."

A picture flashed in front of Tang Seng.

Tang Monk watched quietly.

Zhou Du: "..."

Hey, hey, why did you get so confused when you met A-Shame?

Wutian, you are not the son of man!

It turns out that later generations like to make mosaics, which was passed down from you!

The screen is over.

Tang Monk took a deep breath and raised his hands to Wutian, "May I ask the great monk, who is this Kinnara Bodhisattva who is so compassionate and compassionate, who saves the suffering and saves all sentient beings?"

Zhou Du: "???"

Tang Monk, have you made your brain stupid by cultivating Buddhism?

Nakinara is obviously the same as Wutian Yimao, you ask me a hammer!

Are you pretending?

(End of chapter)