Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 270 The most awesome character in the deadlock... Ma Dalong!

Author: Wan Ming

Chapter 270 The most awesome character in the deadlock... Ma Dalong!

Zhou Du rushed out with a whoosh.

Rahu, die!

Above the void, Buddha Tathagata clasped his hands together and asked Kuang Tianyou calmly.

Kuang Tianyou replied that he wanted to change the fate of being bitten into a zombie by a general sixty years ago!

"as you wish!"

Tathagata Buddha spoke calmly.

Zhou Du flew over with a whoosh.

In the blink of an eye, time and space flow, and the color of the world changes.

Time and space begin to flow backward!

Zhou Du: "..."

You ride a horse!

Zhou Du didn't have time to say anything, so he grabbed a beautiful woman next to him.

This beautiful woman has nothing but her legs in winter.

Don't tell me, those legs are beautiful.

Surprisingly, it is the heroine... Ma Xiaoling!

"Who are you?"

Ma Xiaoling suddenly asked.

"I am……"

"Huh?"

Zhou Du was a little stunned, "What's going on?"

He and Ma Xiaoling stood there blankly, time was flowing backwards, and everything was returning.

But he and Ma Xiaoling remained motionless.

"Ding, you are like an immortal king!" the system said speechlessly.

Zhou Du: "..."

Yes, I am the Immortal King!

Although the Tathagata here reverses time, his hammer is of no use to me.

Time goes back, time goes forward.

"what's the situation?"

Ma Xiaoling lost her voice in shock, "Time is going backwards, why am I still here?"

"Ahem, cough, cough, because I'm more awesome, I caught you, so you accidentally fell out of time!"

"Nonsense!"

Ma Xiaoling said, "Are you as powerful as Buddha?"

"Then I let it go!"

Zhou Du said.

"Let go!" Ma Xiaoling said.

Zhou Du let go of his hands.

Ma Xiaoling: "..."

Damn, that’s terrible!

I saw Ma Xiaoling's figure changing instantly and disappearing in the blink of an eye.

Zhou Du scratched his head and said, "Look, if I let you go, you will come back as time goes by!"

Everything is reversed and returned to the current timeline.

"Ding, adjust it a little!"

The system suddenly said.

Zhou Du suddenly saw that the time in front of him suddenly accelerated and flowed for a while again.

Zhou Du: "..."

Tongzi, what about it?

He looked up at the sky speechlessly.

All I saw was that Tathagata's figure decomposed and turned into a stream of light.

Zhou Du knew that it was Tathagata who reversed time and space and suffered divine punishment.

In this life, he will become an unlucky man and will be unlucky for the rest of his life.

In the original plot, after Tathagata was reincarnated, he imitated Bruce Lee all day long.

"Let's go, let's go and see those long legs!"

"Let her not believe my words!"

Zhou Du smiled slightly and took one step forward to the port city.

On the street, people are coming and going.

"Brother, if your seal turns black, I'm afraid there will be a bloody disaster!"

A voice came.

Zhou Du raised his head in confusion.

Some people say that I have a bloody disaster?

A middle-aged man with particularly severe panda eyes looked like he hadn't slept in several days.

His speech is unclear and his temperament is a bit vulgar.

"Come on, young man, let me tell you your fortune!"

The middle-aged man said with a smile.

Zhou Du rolled his eyes, I am the Immortal King, and I want you to tell my fortune?

"Your hall is black, and there will be a bloody disaster!"

"But you have to remember..."

“If you believe it, it will work, if you don’t believe it, it will definitely not work!”

"You will definitely be able to avoid your bloody disaster!"

The middle-aged man said nonchalantly.

Zhou Du's face twitched.

So, by telling your fortune, are you predicting loneliness?

"Ding, if you believe it, it will definitely work. If you don't believe it, it will definitely not work!" the system said, "Has the host thought of it?"

Zhou Du looked up in shock, what do you mean?

If you believe it, it will work, if you don’t believe it...

Damn it!

Isn't this a character from Zongyue San?

Why did it pop up now?

Zhou Du looked at the middle-aged man blankly and took a deep breath.

This person is the most awesome person in the world of I’m Dating a Zombie.

Even in terms of awesomeness, he has surpassed the Pangu tribe’s war god generals.

His son is Ksitigarbha!

His daughter is a descendant of the Ma family!

His son-in-law is an evolved version of the zombie god!

His granddaughter was born from a demon star!

His wife is Po Meng in the underworld!

So, his background is very impressive!

But apart from the background, the most awesome thing is...

This guy is not a human being!

In fact, he is the only man in the world who truly relies on fate to create miracles!

He likes Tang Jinbao, but he doesn't dare to confess.

Knowing that Tang Jinbao had a car accident, he boldly confessed his love in the hospital.

Then...his music penetrated the realms of yin and yang, spanning life and death.

This moved Ksitigarbha and asked Tang Jinbao to return to Yang for one year.

This is the first miracle.

Later, Tang Jinbao burped again, and Ma Dalong almost cried to death.

So the human king Fuxi appeared in great force, saying that he wanted to repay his love.

One bite turned Tang Jinbao into a zombie.

As a result, Tang Jinbao became pregnant and had the blood of the Ma family, which turned Tang Jinbao into a zombie and almost went crazy.

As zombies, only Ma Xiaohu and Ma Xiaoling are left.

Ksitigarbha appears and takes away Tang Jinbao's soul.

Because he escaped fate, his child was calculated by fate, and Ma Xiaohu was born without a soul.

Ma Xiaohu was possessed by an unlucky ghost and his life was short-lived.

Ksitigarbha was once again moved by Ma Dalong. In order to fight against fate, Ksitigarbha reincarnated into Ma Xiaohu.

As a price, Ma Dalong could not admit that he was the father of Ma Xiaohu and Ma Xiaoling, and had to endure the pain of separation of flesh and blood.

What follows is his greatest moment.

For my son...

More than twenty years!

He hasn't slept for more than twenty years!

He said, if you believe it, it will work, if you don’t believe it, it will definitely not work. I believe I am not sleepy... I am not sleepy.

He is just a mortal, but he can nail the unlucky guy with a nail.

He said, I have a pot of porridge that has been boiling for a week, and I will heat it up for you to drink.

He silently protected his son for more than 20 years.

In the end, he died...

He said, if you believe, you will definitely not die. If you don’t believe, you will definitely die. I believe I will not die.

As a result, he did not die. He dragged his body and had a reunion dinner with Ma Xiaoling and others.

When he first watched the TV series, Zhou Du thought he was the comedian.

Later I found out that this person was too awesome.

Zhou Du has always suspected that if Ma Dalong was bitten into a zombie...

Will he directly say... If you believe it, it will definitely work, if you don't believe it, it will definitely not work... I believe I can become a generation of zombies...

Then directly cheat and jump from second-generation zombies to first-generation zombies?

"You don't have to believe it!"

Zhou Du smiled slightly, "Follow me, I will take you to see your daughter!"

Ma Dalong's face turned pale, "I don't have a daughter!"

"..."

Zhou Du was speechless.

For the sake of your children, is it really good to remain unknown all your life?

Ma Xiaoling and Ma Xiaohu, have they never thought about being with their families in this life?

"Forget it, don't pull me down!"

Zhou Du shrugged, "I'll come over to you and your son another day and lend it to you two!"

Ma Dalong turned pale and shouted, "Who are you?"

"I?"

Zhou Du was stunned, "Tongzi, where is my identity?"

"Ding, no, you are you!"

The system said.

Zhou Du shrugged, "My name is Zhou Du, a man who is legendary in time and space and savors his own invincibility!"

Ma Dalong: "..."

Zhou Duyi waved his hand, and with a whoosh, he disappeared.

Ma Dalong: "???"

Where are people?

Jiajia Building.

Zhou Du: Chiliu!

What a long leg!

"It's you?"

(End of chapter)