Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 269 The rich woman will give me a good knife, and you gave it to Tongzi...so...

Author: Wan Ming

Chapter 269 The rich woman will give me a good knife, and you gave it to Tongzi...so...

"gone!"

I drank this meal for two full days.

There are wine bottles everywhere.

To put it bluntly, if technological civilization develops here in the future, archaeologists may be confused.

Zhou Du patted Wang Lin on the shoulder.

"We haven't seen each other for so many years, are you leaving now?"

Wang Lin didn't care and smiled, "Come back and see me more often!"

Zhou Du shrugged, "If you're lucky, maybe we'll meet in the future!"

"If you have bad luck..."

"Maybe, we will meet in my desire to seal the sky!"

"If you have bad luck..."

"Maybe I'll have a thought for eternity!"

Zhou Du smiled, took out a cigarette and lit it.

He hasn't smoked this thing in many years.

Watching Zhou Du puffing away smoke, Wang Lin fell into confusion.

Lao Zhou, can you tell me, what is my wish to seal the sky?

What is an eternal thought?

"How many words does Ergen's new book contain?"

Zhou Du suddenly scratched his head and said, "I have traveled through so many years, so I should have finished the book, right?"

"Ding, more than two million words!" the system said, "You can read it after you finish it!"

Zhou Du: "..."

Wang Lin: "???"

Hey, hey, hey, don’t keep saying things I don’t understand!

"Old Wang, goodbye!"

"By the way, let me remind you, you must get the boundary compass!"

Zhou Du patted Wang Lin on the shoulder and said, "I trained my heart and helped me get out of the system."

"So, I won't accompany you in this world."

Zhou Du yawned, "See you soon!"

Wang Lin took a breath and nodded.

"Remember, you must maintain your current style. You are almost becoming a qualified funny man."

"Keep up the good work, I hope that by the time I come back, you will have surpassed me and become the strongest joker in the known world!"

Zhou Du spoke solemnly.

Wang Lin: "Get out!"

Zhou Du: "Damn! I'm doing this for your own good!"

Wang Lin rolled his eyes, "I will protect Wan'er for nineteen years."

"Here you go!"

Zhou Du took out a spurge and handed it to Wang Lin.

Wang Lin took a breath of air. Isn't the smell of this weapon a little too scary?

"Unless it's a matter of life and death, use it sparingly!"

Zhou Du waved his hand, "Don't worry about this thing, I have something to do!"

This is the great halberd of the Stone Emperor that covers the world.

After the dark turmoil was settled, these Ji Dao Emperor soldiers were all pulled up by Zhou Duhua.

"Thank you!"

Wang Lin put away the big halberd and raised his hand to Zhou Duyi, "I won't say any more polite words. Good brothers, forever!"

"I'm not gay!"

Zhou Du laughed, communicated with the system, and turned into a white light.

Wang Lin shook his head and then smiled.

He looked at the small village, his eyes shining with endless tenderness.

And at this time...

In a certain world.

Zhou Du exhaled a breath and floated in the air.

"Tongzi, as you said before, let me become the Immortal Emperor!"

Zhou Du spoke calmly.

"Ding, you're thinking too much!"

The system said calmly, "You have just become the Immortal King now, and you are still in the realm of the Ultimate Immortal King, the Ultimate Immortal King, the Giant Immortal King, the Ultimate Immortal King, etc."

Zhou Du's face twitched.

Tongzi, you are right. I remember that there are indeed so many realms in the perfect world.

Becoming an Immortal Emperor is a long and difficult journey!

"Tell me, what kind of world is this?"

Zhou Du felt that there was spiritual energy between heaven and earth, and he should be in the world of immortals.

There's just something wrong with this world.

There was an indescribable atmosphere of hostility between heaven and earth.

the most important is……

Looking up, there is a moon hanging in the pitch-black sky.

The color of the moon, rosy.

It's like it's dyed in blood.

"Ding, the world of long legs!"

The system said calmly.

Zhou Du: "???"

What long legs?

Chiliu, Chiliu...

I definitely didn’t come here for the long legs!

Tongzi, don’t destroy my Taoist heart!

"Ding, the mission to make trouble in the heavens has been released!"

"After the fuss is over, the rewards are as follows!"

"Smelt all the extreme emperor weapons in the host's hands and add them to the Infinite Heavenly Sword!"

"Achieve the Immortal King's Soldiers!"

The system said, "Reward the host with the peak cultivation level of the Immortal King!"

Zhou Du: Damn it!

Done!

I'm not doing it for the peak Immortal King's cultivation level, just because...the Jidao Emperor's soldiers can't keep up with my cultivation level!

Therefore, the rich woman will give me a good knife.

Tongzi...

Take shape!

System: "Get lost!"

"okay!"

Zhou Du smiled slightly, "Then let's make a fuss...wait..."

"Where's the mission?"

Zhou Du asked speechlessly, "It's just a joke, what about the mission, and also, which long-legged world is this?"

"Ding, kill fate!"

The system said, "Besides this final boss, what else is there?"

"You can't kill the generals, right?"

"Or, host, are you planning to get Nuwa?"

The system said gently.

Zhou Du's face twitched, fate, generals, Nuwa...

understood!

It’s that world!

A dead date opened the chapter of love between zombies and humans.

I have a date with a zombie!

The Nuwa in this world is a wonderful flower!

Nuwa in other worlds either ignores humans or saves them...

Apart from the Nuwa in the dark world, the Nuwa here is the weirdest!

He actually wants to destroy the human race and be reborn.

I would like to ask Nuwa, if you destroy the world, does the Pangu clan agree?

Can you use your brain?

As for the long legs...

Ma Xiaoling!

Those 42-inch long legs of yours!

"Ding, what's that..."

"Tongzi is quite boring..."

"Host, let's talk about it, let fate be possessed by your body?"

The system paused and said.

Zhou Du: "..."

Let fate possess me?

Are you bored?

"Understood, let fate enter my body, and then you can play with it."

"Easy to say, easy to say!"

Zhou Du chuckled, "The most important thing is to figure out your destiny!"

"As long as destiny comes out!"

"Then...kill him!"

Zhou Du stretched his waist and said, "This world is not strong at all!"

"Ding, it's still pretty strong!" the system said.

"Tch, why can't I feel how strong it is when I'm watching TV?"

“It feels so rubbish!”

Zhou Du said gently.

"Ding, it's very clear in the contract. If the generals go one step further and become Pangu Ancestral God, they can open up chaos!" the system said.

"I still remember that the general hit a meteorite on his head and lost his memory." Zhou Du retorted.

"Ding, the special effects in that era were not good!" the system said again.

Zhou Du was speechless.

This sentence killed the topic of conversation.

The special effects are not good.

Are the special effects good today?

The special effects of riding a horse are only 50 cents!

"Ding, the general is no more than a mere golden immortal!"

"So, relax and go to death!"

The system said again.

Zhou Du's mind swept away, and then paused, "Someone is fighting!"

"That figure is..."

"I remember now!"

"This horse riding is the end of Zheng Yue Yi!"

"Five warriors fight against Rahu!"

"Then, Tathagata Buddha reversed time and space and allowed Kuang Tianyou and the others to return to sixty years ago!"

"Fuck, Luo Hu, don't die!"

"You can't hold on!"

"I don't want to go back sixty years ago!"

(End of chapter)