Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 217 Lu Dongbin: Mudan, you have changed, you don’t lean on me anymore!

"Why, you were called by Lu Dongbin to speak for him?"

Bai Mudan's tone calmed down and she stretched lazily.

Zhou Du: "..."

Bai Mudan, I solemnly warn you, don't tempt me when you are on horseback.

There is no woman in my heart, I draw my sword to be a god of nature.

The main thing is...you are not a rich woman!

You can't give me a good knife!

"No, I'm here to make you get what you want."

Zhou Du rubbed his nose, feeling a little itchy.

He took another look.

"Let me get what I want?"

Bai Mudan smiled bitterly, "He is a god and I am a mortal!"

"Immortals and mortals cannot be combined."

"Besides, gods can't be emotional!"

Bai Mudan pursed her lips, "You can't be emotional, so why..."

Bai Mudan laughed, very foolishly.

Zhou Du: Hey!

There are two licking dogs in this drama.

A pangolin and a white peony.

By the way, you two are both licking dogs.

Why can't you two be together?

I always think White Peony is more beautiful than He Xiangu.

Pangolin, are you blind when you step on a horse?

"You don't know what happened in your previous life and his previous life!"

Zhou Du smiled calmly and poked Bai Mudan's forehead with his finger.

Bai Mudan staggered, and Zhou Du lowered his head and swept away.

rosy!

A memory flashed in Bai Mudan's mind.

What's this?

Lu Dongbin?

that's me?

Donghua Shangxian, Peony Fairy?

Is this something from my past life with him?

Wait, now...

future?

This is……

Bai Mudan closed her eyes and quietly examined this memory.

After a long time...

Bai Mudan opened her eyes.

Lu Dongbin!

There was an endless killing intent in Bai Mudan's eyes!

Zhou Du smiled.

Lu Dongbin, among the Eight Immortals, I am the best to you.

After all, your disaster is a love disaster.

Moreover, the setting is very good, as long as you lose your virginity.

You will never become a fairy!

Bai Mudan gritted her teeth.

Lu Dongbin, you bastard!

I was attracted to you in my previous life, but you held me back and made me yearn for you day and night!

In this life you are Lu Dongbin, you have become an immortal!

Are you going to get on your horse and talk to the Queen Mother tomorrow?

You fought for the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, but why did you get cold feet when facing me?

You said you don't love me, then why did you get into a relationship with me, and what nonsense did you say about getting in love with me?

Why, why did you lie to me?

You know I love you, but you take advantage of me.

You took advantage of my love for you and asked me to steal the Queen Mother's Dingshan Needle, causing me to be knocked down from the mortal world.

And you did all this for He Xiangu!

A man’s mouth is a liar!

When I loved you, you hurt me and you laughed it off.

I said I wanted to leave, but you came after me.

Then……

The day we got married...

You took off your wedding clothes and ran away.

You said you were going to lose the person you love most, but why me?

You don't love me at all!

Bai Mudan smiled and looked at Zhou Du, "What do you want to do?"

"Destroy the Eight Immortals!"

Zhou Du smiled.

"Okay, let me help you!"

Bai Mudan said, "What do you want to do?"

Zhou Du shrugged, "Pangolin is a monster. Although I have no prejudice against him, I don't think it's enough to let him play with He Xiangu."

after all……

He Xiangu's calamity is neither a love calamity nor a sexual calamity.

Also, I have to practice my dragon claw hand.

Anyway, I just want to fool around.

And you, Bai Mudan, are now human, and you have never forgotten Lu Dongbin, and Lu Dongbin's disaster just suits you.

Zhou Du smashed his mouth.

Alas, I am still too kind.

Before killing Lu Dongbin, he had to let him enjoy the bliss of life.

"hey-hey."

Zhou Du licked his lips and said, "The raw rice is cooked!"

Bai Mudan glanced sideways at Zhou Du and said, "No!"

Zhou Du: "???"

"Don't you always want to sleep with Lu Dongbin?"

Zhou Du asked speechlessly.

Bai Mudan chuckled, "That was before!"

Zhou Du: "..."

Then what am I doing here?

You don’t even cooperate with me when riding a horse, so what use do I need from you?

"Farewell!"

Zhou Du turned around and left.

White Peony: "..."

"etc!"

Bai Mudan hurriedly shouted, "If you want to get Lu Dongbin, you can go directly to the female branch here!"

Zhou Du scratched his head, yes!

Don't let Lu Dongbin harm White Peony!

"Then I'll let you sleep in your room, and I'll take you to Lu Dongbin tomorrow!"

Zhou Du chuckled and lay directly on the bed.

White Peony: "..."

this is my room!

What do you want to do?

Do you plan to show off your bestiality at night and then torment me?

you……

I'm going to sleep!

Bai Mudan walked out angrily.

There is no way, they are awesome people, I am just a little mortal.

Bai Mudan turned around and left with a groan.

If it were pushed forward bit by bit in the original plot, Bai Mudan might give up like in the original plot.

But it's different now.

Now from the perspective of a bystander, she naturally hates Lu Dongbin even more.

Moreover... without the plot advancing to that point, how could Bai Mudan give up her life willingly?

Bai Mudan: Lu Dongbin, I want to see you worse than a dog!

the next morning.

"peony!"

Lu Dongbin held a folding fan and entered Bai Mudan's room with a smile.

Zhou Du: "????"

Lu Dongbin: "..."

"Who are you?"

Lu Dongbin became anxious and roared, "Why are you in Mudan's room?"

Zhou Du: "..."

I haven't gone to find you yet, but you came here on your own?

Lu Dongbin, this means that there is a way to heaven but you don’t take it, and there is no door to hell but you break in!

"Nothing, I slept here last night!"

Zhou Du sat up with a smile and rubbed his eyes.

Lu Dongbin suddenly became furious.

You actually opened the peonies?

I haven't opened it yet...

Bah, I am a god, I cannot have such thoughts.

"You bastard!"

Lu Dongbin roared angrily, "You've ruined Mu Dan's path to immortality!"

"Didn't you cut off my path to immortality?"

Bai Mudan opened the door, walked in, and said with a smile.

Lu Dongbin: "???"

Did I interrupt your path to immortality?

I have always wanted to transform you into an immortal!

"What, Dongbin, you want to drag me to practice Taoism again?"

Bai Mudan said with a smile, "I'm not going!"

Lu Dongbin: "..."

Why, you just experienced the mortal world for one night and you didn’t want to go?

Didn’t we agree before?

I will transform you into an immortal!

You can't let this bastard stab you and then stop going!

Even though it feels relatively good, is it as good as becoming an immortal?

"Peony, you must come with me!"

Lu Dongbin said coldly, "I must transform you into an immortal."

"Oh, is it so?"

Bai Mudan passed directly over Lu Dongbin and came to Zhou Du's side. She said with a smile, "You came to my room last night and slept in my room."

"I haven't had time to ask your name yet."

Bai Mudan looked at Zhou Du with a smile on her face.

Zhou Du stretched and stood up, "My name is Zhou Du."

"Girl Peony is really beautiful and fragrant!"

Zhou Du smiled and said, "My whole body is now filled with fragrance."

Bai Mudan smiled and said, "If you want, you can sleep for two more days."

"That's a good relationship!" Zhou Du smiled.

Lu Dongbin was shaking with anger at the side.

Peony, you have changed!

I want to transform you into an immortal. In the past, you would only think of relying on me.

result……

Just one night!

How come you were conquered?

Could it be that his is bigger?

(End of chapter)