Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 216 The thousand-gold peony blooms, the white peony, I have a thousand-gold peony, how about it blooming?

He Xiangu and Lu Dongbin are definitely having an affair.

Otherwise, He Xiangu would not ask and Lu Dongbin would not change the topic.

Because they are immortals, they cannot fall in love.

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

He Xiangu was angry.

The pangolin was stunned.

With your expression, you are clearly like Lu Dongbin...

The pangolin clenched his fists.

You keep saying that you can't talk about relationships, why are you and Lu Dongbin...

"Okay, no need to deny anything."

Zhou Du waved his hand, "Anyway, it's none of my business!"

He Xiangu became angry, drew out her long sword, and slashed at Zhou Du.

Each of the Eight Immortals has its own weakness, and He Xiangu's weakness is... catastrophe!

That is impulse!

He likes to draw his sword when he disagrees, and then he will be beaten into a dog.

"Come and beat me, come and beat me!"

Zhou Du chuckled, took a few steps back, and sidestepped to avoid He Xiangu's attack.

Then he held the sword with two fingers and smiled slightly.

He Xiangu was kicked away by him and hit the pangolin.

"Pangolin, hold her!"

Zhou Du screamed, "Otherwise, you will never have a chance again!"

The pangolin looked at it in confusion.

WTF?

Why did the fight suddenly start?

Aren't you two immortals?

He Xiangu's back hit the mountain turtle's chest.

The pangolin subconsciously reached out and hugged him.

Both hands happened to catch it.

After all, this is not TV acting, and I never do anything like that.

Pangolin: Ah!

This feeling...

"Bring it to you!"

Zhou Du stretched out his hands, "Dragon Claw Hands!"

Pangolin: convex!!

What do you want to do?

Where are you going to catch?

That'smine!

He Xiangu also had a livid look on her face. She kicked her right leg back and directly touched her vaginal foot.

pangolin:"……"

Here comes my mother!

The pangolin covered it, then arched its body and lay down.

It hurts me!

Zhou Du reached out his hands and pinched it.

Then he suddenly pulled it over.

He Xiangu let out a painful roar, and then was pushed to the ground by Zhou Du.

"Hey hey hey!"

Zhou Du smiled solemnly.

"You, let go of Fairy Girl!"

The pangolin saw Bai Yueguang in his heart being bullied, and instantly forgot all the pain.

He stood up suddenly and rushed towards Zhou Du.

"Get out of the way!"

Zhou Du slapped the pangolin away with his backhand.

rubbish!

The immortals here are too weak.

The one who could kill the crocodile god who reached the sky before was only a mysterious immortal.

In other words, the leader of Tongtian Cult here is weaker than Xuanxian.

If you are exhausted, you will be a true immortal.

Now it seems that He Xiangu is only at the level of an immortal.

Therefore, this world is so weak!

"The thirty-sixth road is the dragon claw hand!"

Zhou Du screamed and used his hands wildly, and the thirty-sixth way of dragon claw hand was completed.

Both moves hit two basic points.

He Xiangu was furious, "Damn it, I'm one of the Eight Immortals!"

"You are worthy of being called the Eight Immortals even if you ride on a horse?"

Zhou Du slapped her unconscious and connected his fingers to completely seal He Xiangu.

He took out the box and opened it. He Xiangu turned into a ray of light and fell into the box.

"This box looks more and more like the box used by King Yin Eclipse to seal the Seven Fairies..."

"So, in the original plot, did the Yin Eclipse King plunder the heavenly treasures?"

Zhou Du murmured.

"Fairy aunt, fairy aunt!"

The pangolin howled and flew back.

Hey, where is the fairy?

"What did you do to Fairy Girl?"

The pangolin roared angrily.

"Catch him and let's play with him slowly later!"

Zhou Du said with a smile, "You've also played, how do you feel?"

The pangolin's face twitched, and its hands unconsciously grabbed the air twice.

That feeling is pretty good.

Damn, now is not the time to think about that.

Please release Fairy Girl to me.

I haven’t played yet, how dare you play!?

"Fart!"

"I have to kill the Eight Immortals!"

Zhou Duyi poked the pangolin in the forehead with his finger.

Pangolin was stunned for a moment, and a memory merged into his mind.

Zhou Du turned around and disappeared.

The pangolin froze on the spot, looking at this memory.

Then he froze.

What's this?

Is it the future?

If this development really follows, will I end up in that situation?

Who is that immortal?

Why does he want to show me the future?

The pangolin suddenly laughed crazily.

What a bleak life!

Go ride a horse!

that is……

I can’t bear to leave Fairy Girl!

The pangolin was silent for a while, then turned and left.

In such a dull life, I will never play again.

What a fart!

I'll go back and stay in bed.

Great God, you want to kill the Eight Immortals, right?

I am waiting for you!

When the Eight Immortals die... after the Immortal Girl reincarnates.

I'll go with her.

that is……

You must not let her soul fly away!

Huajin Tower.

Zhou Du was drinking a small drink while being served by several beauties beside him.

He quietly looked at a beautiful woman on the stage.

The beauty is very beautiful, but there is a trace of sadness in her eyes.

After the song was over, the beauty returned to her room.

Zhou Du waved his hand, and the beautiful woman beside him fell asleep.

He took one step forward and entered the beauty's boudoir.

Outside the window, the cold stars and the cold moon are separated by the fog, and the long night faces the remaining candles.

In the mirror, his face is full of sorrow, his hair is uncombed, and his brows are furrowed without makeup.

Since ancient times, passionate love has always been misunderstood by ruthless people, and lovesickness pierces my heart.

The beauty sat quietly in front of the dressing table, her tears dried.

"Who let you in?"

The beauty looked in the mirror, saw Zhou Du's figure, frowned and said.

"White Peony."

Zhou Du said with a smile, "You are an oiran, and a thousand gold peonies can bloom for others."

"I have money."

"Let me shoot you?"

Zhou Du raised his eyebrows.

White Peony, the reincarnation of the Peony Fairy.

He was punished by the Queen Mother and became a prostitute all his life.

Bai Mudan turned around and snorted coldly, "Get out!"

"What's wrong? This is legal and reasonable!"

"I'll pay for it!"

"Just lie down!"

Zhou Du smiled slightly.

White Peony: "..."

I don't do these things!

Zhou Du snapped his fingers, and in an instant, countless petals fell across the room, "Isn't it romantic enough?"

Bai Mudan's eyes changed, "God or monster?"

"I said I was a god, would you throw yourself into my arms?"

Zhou Du smiled and said, "Lu Dongbin can perform three plays of White Peony, how about I perform ten plays of White Peony?"

"Not too many useless moves!"

"I used shallow moves for the first nine times, but for the last time, I'll give you a deep one!"

"How about teasing you?"

Zhou Du sat on the bed and said with a smile.

Bai Mudan stared at Zhou Du and suddenly sneered, "Do you really want me?"

"OK!"

Bai Mudan came forward and sat down next to Zhou Du, "Come on!"

Zhou Du: "..."

"Huh, I know you don't have the guts!"

"Gods, gods are all liars!"

Bai Mudan's eyes suddenly twisted, "Since you are a god, why do you come to tease me again?"

"You made me tempted, but you told me that there is a world between immortals and mortals!"

"Why do you?"

Bai Mudan roared angrily.

"Well, I'm not Lu Dongbin, don't throw your anger at me."

Zhou Du smiled, stood up, and suddenly swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

This, what, why are there cherries?

Well, there are not only fruits like cherries, but also animals like two big rabbits!

Zhou Du was sitting high up, looking down at the white peonies, taking in everything at a glance.

Sister, why do you need vacuum packaging?

In addition to being antibacterial and anti-inflammatory, what else can vacuum packaging do?

Infinite Heavenly Lord, be merciful to me!

What a great evil!

I... take another look!

(End of chapter)