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The witty takeaway boy

Snapped!

“Your name is Jiaojiao!”

Bang!

“You are the only one who is awesome online!”

Bang!

The delivery boy kicked the prince in the stomach and knocked him to the ground.

The prince was completely confused. What the hell was going on? Why did he suddenly take action?

And how did he know my name was Prince?

How did he know that Jiaojiao was my trumpet?

However, the delivery boy didn’t know his doubts, so he rushed forward without hesitation and continued to punch and kick him. The beating made the prince scream, and soon he hugged his thigh and begged for mercy.

“Don’t stop, don’t fight, don’t fight anymore!”

“I won’t give you a bad review, I will not give you a good review! Praise!”

Speaking of the bad review, the takeaway brother is even more angry !

Snapped!

Another slap hit the prince on the head.

“You’re such a coward and you still threaten others!”

Snap!

“How dare you criticize others for your qualities!”

Bang!

“Let me show you how awesome you are! You are a piece of trash who has no quality and insults others!”

After an unknown amount of time, the delivery boy finally got tired of beating him and spat at the prince on the ground before walking away.

From beginning to end, the prince had no idea why the delivery boy suddenly changed his attitude and wanted to hit him.

He just kept mumbling to himself: “I’ll give you a good review… a good review…”

Downstairs, the delivery boy sat down on the eDonkey, not caring about so much, and quickly opened his scarf and started editing.

First, he explained the reasons why the prince insulted him, and then posted the video of him beating the prince violently.

After doing all this, he smiled and breathed a sigh of relief, hummed a tune and left here on a small electric donkey.

As for the consequences?

How could an adult do things without considering the consequences? He used to practice Sanda in a sports school, so he knew very well how to beat someone up.

Although the blow hurt, there was no injury at all.

Now even if the prince calls the police immediately and goes to the hospital to have his injuries examined, he will never be able to find out!

At that time, the most I can do is go to the police station and get a few words to mediate.

“Maybe I can become an Internet celebrity because of this!”

The delivery boy thought to himself, and he couldn’t help but turn the switch on the e-mule to the end.

It was precisely with this in mind that he decided to rush in and beat the prince violently. Of course, part of the reason was that he hated the prince very much after watching the scarf yesterday.

Anyway, it’s definitely not because the other person insulted me and I was unhappy that I hit someone.

I’m not that kind of person!

Magic City, in an ordinary community.

Zhang Haiyang has been sitting in front of the computer for a long time.

When he found out there was a problem with his account, he immediately registered another account after filing a complaint. But when he saw the public opinion online, he was shocked.

What exactly is going on?

I…who wrote this confession statement for me?

I…I’m done!

“Today is a good day. Everything you want can come true…”

Suddenly, the phone rang.

Zhang Haiyang picked up his phone and listened to the “good life” he had specially put on yesterday, feeling extremely ironic.

“Hello? Who is this?”

A cold female voice came from the phone: “I have asked my lawyer to prepare a lawsuit. The scandal about me is not over yet! Just wait to receive the subpoena!” After

saying that, the phone hung up and Zhang Haiyang’s eyes were dull and he couldn’t recover for a long time.

…

At Peking University, the bell rang for the end of class. Chen Qian stood up and was about to leave the classroom. Qin Guoli waved his hand to stop him.

“How are you preparing for your undergraduate thesis?”

Chen Qian was stunned for a moment, then smiled sheepishly: “Well… I’m still thinking about it.”

What was he thinking about? In addition to reading and studying these two days, he was busy online. I almost forgot about the paper.

Qin Guoli nodded: “That’s it.”

He stopped Chen Qian to ask about the progress. In fact, he was hoping that Chen Qian would come under his command soon.

Although it has been decided that he will become Chen Qian’s mentor, what if? What if something unexpected happens again?

Qin Guoli considers himself a prudent and rigorous person, and of course he must eliminate all bad possibilities.

“Let’s do this.” Qin Guoli thought for a moment and said, “You can follow me starting tomorrow and just take care of the thesis. I’ll say hello to the dean later.” ”

Ah?” Chen Qian was a little surprised: “Alright? Can this be done?”

“Hey, what’s the matter? You are interested in Zhou’s conjecture, right? You can go to my place to report tomorrow.”

Chen Qian naturally agreed: “No problem, thank you Professor Qin. ”

Qin Guoli felt reassured, and after chatting for a few more words, he let Chen Qian leave.

After dinner in the evening, Chen Qian and Jiang Ruyue strolled for a while and returned to the library again. Jiang Chun just had time today, so the three of them sat down in the same place.

“What are you looking at? You’re not studying yet?”

Chen Qian looked at Jiang Chun who was holding the phone and laughing non-stop and said, “Are you chatting with Lin Zixin? How is the progress?”

Jiang Chun coughed twice in embarrassment. : “It can’t be that fast. You have to take your time.”

“I’m looking at the scarf, don’t you know?”

“Don’t know?” Chen Qian was stunned for a moment, and then he took out his phone and looked at it.

As soon as I clicked on the scarf, I saw the most searched title.

#西山 The takeaway man suddenly appears and beats up the toad for the majority of netizens! #takeawayman

? Toad? What the hell is this?

“Thank you to the delivery boy for beating up the prince for us. Bah, bah, bah, beat up the toad!”

“Thank you! It turns out that the delivery guys are all capable people! They even practiced Sanda! No wonder Lamo is so handsome with his beating moves!”

“Haha! Haha! It made me laugh so hard. After Toad called the police, the injury test was not even a minor injury! Hahahaha…” ”

I have saved the video of Toad being beaten. I will watch it again when I am unhappy in the future. It is so relieved. Hahahahaha…”

“Has no one noticed that Toad’s house is too dirty?”

“Yes, yes, yes, I’m going to say it, but the quilt is even yellowed!”

“Oh my God…”

Chen Qian said When I understood what was going on, I almost laughed out loud.

Is that apology letter so powerful? Someone actually went to real-life PK?

This is also… great!

Immediately, Chen Qian found the takeaway man’s scarf, clicked on it and started leaving a message.

“Thank you, Takeaway Man, for helping me take revenge!”

“Damn it! Chen Qian suddenly appeared in the comment section! Come and watch!”

“Chen Qian, look over here, I’m 36D!”

“Please add a WeChat message to the guy upstairs, my name is also Chen Qian…”

Chen Qian looked at the netizens who appeared instantly and couldn’t laugh or cry. But at this moment, the delivery man replied to his message, and it seemed that he had been peeking at the screen.

“You’re welcome, I just can’t stand that kind of person, hahaha…”

“Thank you also to netizens for their support. Next, I will share my daily life and some strange things I encounter on my account. I hope everyone can pay more attention to it. ”

Looking at the takeaway man’s reply and the interaction with netizens, Chen Qian couldn’t help but sigh, what a talent!

Very good at seizing opportunities!