My Entire Family’s Gone Haywire!

Guo Wan smiled foolishly, and Xiao Langjun was so good-looking when he was angry: "Oh, brother Zhou Yuan, don't be like this! I know you are shy, why don't we go out and talk?"

Lu Zheng let out a sigh of relief, nodded and said, "Okay!"

Guo Wan was overjoyed immediately, and arranged her clothes and hair contrivedly, and asked Gu Nian to show her a shy face.

Gu Nian nodded with a smile: "Yes, it's very pretty. Aunt Guo Wan, come on!"

Guo Wan was pleased by Gu Nian: "Okay, you girl, wait to drink my hi bar! Oh, hehehe, I won't tell you!"

Guo Wan happily chased after Lu Zheng.

"Ouch~" Gu Nian was disgusted by her appearance.

Guo Yan glared at Gu Nian, but was swept away by Gu Shouxin. He didn't dare to do anything wrong again. He also left the kitchen and hid in the innermost vegetable patch to listen to his sister talking to Xiao Langjun.

"Brother Zhou Yuan." Guo Wan carried her skirt and ran to Lu Zheng at the door, very happy.

"Stop!" Lu Zheng rolled his eyes.

"Brother Zhou Yuan, is there a lot of people in the room, and it's hard to open your mouth if you like your sister? Now that there's no one else, tell me!" Guo Wan raised her eyebrows and tried her best to express what she thought she had practiced in front of the mirror many times. more seductive eyes.

"Yes, there are too many people, so it's hard to speak." Lu Zheng sneered and said, "Don't look at others like this in the future, it will easily make people think that your eyes are cramped."

Guo Wan froze.

Lu Zheng continued: "Also, your eyes are only as big as sheep dung bean. If you insist on opening them as big as cow dung, aren't you embarrassing your eyes?"

Guo Wan blinked, with a look of disbelief.

Lu Zheng crossed his arms, looked Guo Wan up and down, and said sarcastically, "It's reasonable to be unmarried at seventeen. With your body shape and tonnage, which man dares to marry you? The appearance is disgusting, and the figure is not good enough." It can put people's lives in danger. When you marry you, you have to consider whether you can eat or not, and whether you will be crushed to death at night!"

"You!" Guo Wan pointed at Lu Zheng, a little speechless.

She is not fat, okay? Her mother said, she is plump.

Lu Zheng continued: "Oh, and your mouth, is it because you are too dark, and you are afraid that people will not find it at night, so you deliberately painted it so red on your mouth? Let me tell you, at night, when you see this kind of blood With a big mouth, others will only think it is a female ghost!"

"And your face, your house is a rice shop, not a rouge shop. If you put so much rouge on your face, no matter how thick it is, it can't cover the blemishes on your face. Why don't you grind some rice and use a large amount of rouge? Apply white rice to see if it can be whiter."

"And your clothes! You are short and fat, and you are dressed in such plain white. Don't you know that you look like a super-sized steamed bun? You know, with your body shape, you can't wear it anymore. Wear some green clothes, then you will be a big wax gourd lying in the ground!"

"Don't cry! Tears are coming out of your eyes. Who knows what is coming out of sheep dung beans or cow dung-like eyes? Don't dirty the gate of the house. The second uncle's house does not feed sheep and strong."

"To sum up what I said, that is one word, ugly. You are ugly, I don't like it, and you don't come in front of me to disgust me! I am young and growing up, and I am so disgusted that I can't eat. I can't grow up. What to do if you are tall? What to do if you are thin? I am my grandma’s grandson, can you afford it?”

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