My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

Chapter 14

Golden Flower Boy: This... is really hard to say (behind it is an embarrassing expression)

Hard to say? What things fall into the scope of unspeakable?

Seemingly thinking of something, Lin Hai was shocked.

Your sister, don't you want to have sex with your brother?

Little Confused Immortal: Disclaimer in advance, my sexual orientation is normal.

Golden Flower Boy: What is the Daxian talking about? What is sexual orientation?

puff! Don't understand this?

It’s okay if you don’t understand, if you don’t understand, the conditions mentioned must not be this.

Little Confused Fairy: The issue of sexual orientation is too esoteric. I usually discuss it with Chang'e Fairy, Jiutian Xuannv, and Seven Fairies. You don't understand it. Let me talk about your conditions first.

Golden Flower Boy: Well, then I'll say it. (behind is a cold sweat expression)

Little Confused Fairy: Speak, speak boldly.

Golden Flower Boy: Well, can Daxian give me a carrot too? (followed by a teary emoji)

puff!

"Haha, your sister, you made my brother so nervous, you actually want to get carrots, do you think you are also a rabbit?"

Probably because he was afraid that Lin Hai would be unhappy, Golden Flower Boy hurriedly sent another message.

Golden Flower Boy: Daxian, I know that carrots are a celestial product comparable to flat peaches, and they are extremely valuable. Otherwise, you can give me half of them, please.

Hahahaha, it's so fucking funny, it must be Yutu who is bragging with this boy.

Little Confused Immortal: What do you think of me as an immortal? Wouldn't half a root be an insult to my identity? Don't worry, I'll give you a whole root!

Golden Flower Boy: Thank you Daxian, thank you Daxian!

The golden flower boy burst into tears of gratitude.

Little Confused Fairy: Don't be in a hurry to thank me, I won't give you if you don't succeed in the exercise. How sure are you?

Golden Flower Boy: 10%!

puff!

your sister! What's the difference between 10% and fucking big luck!

Little Confused Fairy: Are you playing with me?

Golden Flower Boy: Where did Daxian start talking about this? Mortals are fragile and cannot afford elixir. Refining the things used by mortals requires very careful control of the power of the medicine, and 10% is not low.

No less than your tits!

Little Confused Fairy: Is there any other way? The success rate is relatively high.

Lin Hai was dejected and asked another question in the hope of what might happen.

"have!"

Huh? There is a turning point!

"If the Great Immortal can provide a Resurrection Pill, I can decompose it and dilute the medicinal power to achieve the effect that ordinary people can take. This can greatly increase the chance of success, but the Resurrection Pill is relatively expensive."

Haha, this is good!

We are not afraid of expensive, we have ready-made ones.

What a turn of events.

"How sure is it?"

"Fifty percent."

"Okay!" Lin Hai slapped his thigh, with a 50% certainty, he could take a gamble.

"To decompose the Resurrection Pill, you need to use the Millennium Ice Essence. You can buy it from the Dragon King of the East China Sea. The price is 600 merit points."

Lin Hai: ...

Lin Hai: Do you know Mo Liqing?

Golden Flower Boy: Daxian joked, I'm just a boy, how can I have a chance to meet Master Zengchang Tianwang.

Ma De, I don’t know how it’s like a calculation. After finally earning 600 merit points, I won’t give any of them to me.

"Wait a minute." Lin Hai opened the Tianting trading group and directly @东海龙王.

Little muddled fairy: @东海龙王, I want to buy a thousand-year-old ice marrow.

Dragon King of the East China Sea: 600 merit points.

Little Confused Fairy: Deal!

Ding dong!

Information about the Dragon King of the East China Sea plus friends.

pass!

As soon as it passed, the Dragon King of the East China Sea directly sent the ice marrow over.

You transfer 600 merit points to the Dragon King of the East China Sea.

After the transaction, Lin Hai transferred the Resurrection Pill and the Millennium Ice Essence to the Golden Flower Boy.

Well, it was empty again, not even a hair left.

Lin Hai smiled wryly.

Golden Flower Boy: Don't worry, Daxian, at least half a month, as long as a month, there will be results.

Little Confused Fairy: On the day of success, I will give you carrots.

Golden Flower Boy: Thank you Daxian!

Lin Hai let out a long breath, whether he can succeed or not depends on the Golden Flower Boy.

Seeing that the guys in the dormitory didn't come back, Lin Hai took out the painting he picked out from Wanbaotang.

In the painting is an antique courtyard, in which various exotic flowers and plants are planted, a slim young girl stands alone in the gazebo in the courtyard, with an indescribable worry hanging on her beautiful face.

Lin Hai fixed his eyes on the eyes of the girl in the painting, and said silently at the same time: Eyes of Heaven, open!

In an instant, Lin Hai's eyes sparkled blue, but ordinary people couldn't detect it.

"Strange, just now in Wanbaotang, I saw this girl blinking her eyes, why is there no movement?"

After watching for five minutes, Lin Hai didn't find anything unusual.

Are you dazzled?

After watching for another five or six minutes, Lin Hai felt dizzy for a while.

It seems that this celestial eye is also time-limited.

Shaking his head, Lin Hai put away the painting and could only study it slowly later.

"It's all here, and I'm starting to give out red envelopes." The next morning, Taishang Laojun appeared in the group on time.

Lin Hai opened WeChat and waited for a long time.

He is poor now, and he looks forward to grabbing Laojun's red envelope every day.

Even if the things you grab can't be used, you can still sell them.

Ding dong!

A big red envelope appeared on the screen.

I poke!

Your hands are slow, the red envelopes have been robbed!

I'll go, no way!

Lin Hai stared wide-eyed, this was the first time he failed to grab a red envelope in this group.

Click on it and take a look, damn it, the 20 red envelopes sent by Laojun were snatched up within 0.9 seconds.

It seems that these gods have already been waiting with their mobile phones.

Lin Hai felt depressed for a while. As a mere mortal, his speed must not be as fast as these guys. If these guys keep staring at Laojun's red envelopes every day in the future, then he will definitely have nothing to play in the future.

After watching this group of teasers chatting together for a while, the phone suddenly rang.

"Where did the time go, before I feel young, I'm old..."

This is a ringtone specially set for parents, Lin Hai quickly picked it up.

"Mom, what's wrong?" Lin Hai's heart tightened.

Parents usually don't call him except on weekends.

"Haizi, can you ask for leave and come back here? It's almost time for the college entrance examination. Yunyun won't go to school anymore. You brother and sister have been close since childhood. Come back and persuade her."

Song Qin's voice was full of sadness.

"Did Second Aunt pass by again?" Lin Hai's voice was a little cold.

"Oh." Song Qin sighed, although he didn't say anything, Lin Hai already understood everything.

"Mom, I'll go back tomorrow."

Lin Hai hung up the phone, already making a decision in his heart.

Tomorrow, he will not only go back, but also let his parents who have worked hard in the village for half their life have a good time.

At the same time, it also severely slapped some people's ugly faces.

After thinking about it, Lin Hai sent Liu Xinyue a message.

"Xinyue, are you free?"

"Well, it's an art appreciation class in the morning, so I don't want to go."

"Go downstairs and accompany me out for a while."

Hualin Xintiandi is the most high-end shopping mall in Jiangnan City. The people who shop here are either rich or expensive. The luxurious decoration in the mall makes ordinary people have no courage to go in.

"Lin Hai, why did you bring me here?" As soon as Liu Xinyue came in, she felt several strange looks, and suddenly felt uncomfortable all over.

"Buy clothes." Lin Hai let out a sigh of relief. Although he had a huge sum of 10 million in his pocket, he still seemed a little restrained when he entered such a high-end place for the first time.

"Ah, the clothes here are so expensive." Liu Xinyue frowned.

"Don't be afraid, we are also local tyrants now!" Lin Hai took out the card and waved it in front of Liu Xinyue.

"You're the one to be smug!" Liu Xinyue lightly punched Lin Hai, her small mouth turned up slightly, and her heart burst into sweetness.

"Xinyue, let's see which styles are more suitable for the elderly in their fifties." Lin Hai brought Liu Xinyue to the high-end clothing area.

"The old man wears it?"

"Yes, buy it for my parents. I'm not good at clothes. You can help me choose."

"Oh." Liu Xinyue felt a little lost in her heart, but she quickly recovered and scanned the clothes in the store, one by one.

"That floral dress has a nice style, it should be suitable for auntie." Liu Xinyue reached out and touched the clothes in the picture.

"That dress is nineteen thousand and eight!" An impatient voice sounded from the side.

Lin Hai turned his head to look, and saw a young woman in a white shirt, black trousers, and heavy makeup, while manicuring her nails, she cast disdainful glances at them.

Liu Xinyue's hand stretched halfway, and then retracted.

Lin Hai frowned, what the hell, why are there guys who look down on people everywhere.

"Xinyue, take it down and have a look." Lin Hai ignored the salesman.

"En." Liu Xinyue reached out her hand again.

"I said what's the matter with you? I told you 19,800, don't touch it if you don't buy it."

The salesman walked over directly, looked at Lin Hai and Liu Xinyue contemptuously, and reached out to pat the dress, as if the dress had been stained before Liu Xinyue touched it.

Lin Hai's anger rose rapidly.