Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 749 Yifei's ill-fated relationship with the lookalike

Yifei and Xiaoxian were clearly not able to accept the image in their minds, mainly because... what did that donkey do wrong?

Others bear pressure that they shouldn't have to bear at their age, but she bears pressure that she shouldn't have to bear for her size.

Oh no, that's terrible.

Just as the two of them were feeling physically uncomfortable with their own imaginations, Xiaohua refused to listen to Xiaoyueyue's explanation and stormed off in anger.

"Honey!"

With a sweet cry, Little Yueyue chased after them, her delicate fingers twitching and her plump body jiggling.

Boom!Boom!Boom!

A tremendous tremor shook the ground from 3602. Yifei, Xiaoxian, and Ziqiao's legs buckled, and they fell flat on their backsides.

After Xiaoyueyue left 3602, the three of them stood up, supporting their backs against the wall.

"call……"

Seeing "The Flash" leave, Ziqiao patted his chest and let out a long sigh, muttering under his breath, "What bad luck! If I'd known I'd run into her on my way back, I might as well have died out there!"

Xiao Xian's face turned ashen. He asked weakly, "Zi Qiao, is Xiao Yueyue also... an old friend of yours?"

"They're not really old friends; at most, they're enemies."

Ziqiao plopped down on the sofa, still shaken, and said, "I sent her to jail just two years ago, and I never expected that she would be out in less than two years and even find her way here."

"What?!"

Xiaoxian and Yifei were stunned by what they heard; they couldn't believe that Ziqiao had such an inhuman side.

Yifei was furious, her eyebrows instantly rising: "Lu Ziqiao, you're such a beast!"

"We've been husband and wife for a day, and there's a hundred days of kindness between us. How could you do this?!"

"No, how could we have such a deep bond even after just one day of marriage?"

Ziqiao was stunned for a long time before he vaguely guessed what was going on from the burning anger in Yifei and Xiaoxian's eyes.

He gaped in disbelief: "You don't think... about me and her...?"

Ziqiao's features scrunched up: "You guys think she's mine...?"

Xiaoxian and Yifei blinked and nodded.

"Depend on!"

He slapped his thigh, stood up angrily, and said, "You guys are so insulting! Don't you trust my taste at all?!"

Xiaoxian pouted and said, "Who can predict matters of the heart? Maybe you want to challenge yourself?"

"fart!"

Ziqiao's face turned pale and then flushed. Trembling, he pointed to the door and shouted angrily, "That guy was a broker from a shady shell company, a makeshift operation that only knows how to swindle people out of their money. I'm the one who reported them, okay?!"

"What?!?!"

Yifei and Xiaoxian were dumbfounded.

They initially thought it was a love-hate relationship between an old flame and a scumbag, but it turned out to be a feud between two con artists.

However, if you put it that way, Ziqiao's reaction just now makes perfect sense.

But Xiaoyueyue didn't say a single word to Ziqiao the whole time, which is obviously illogical.

Xiao Xian reached out and picked up the documents, glancing at them briefly: "Zi Qiao, this doesn't seem right."

"According to the information I saw, Xiaoyueyue has been living in this apartment for three years and has always had roommates."

Ziqiao curled his lip, and asked dismissively, "Are you sure this information is authentic?"

Xiaoxian thought about his interview experience today, and his eye twitched slightly: "...It's really hard to say."

"That's it."

Yifei then asked, "Is it possible that you've mistaken someone for someone else?"

"impossible!"

Without hesitation, Ziqiao said, "I remember everything about The Flash—her appearance, her voice, and her clumsy tricks..."

"Huh?"

He suddenly realized: "But the Flash in my memory does seem to be a bit older than this Little Moon, and his hair is a bit grayer."

Ziqiao paused for a moment, then continued, "But it's nothing, it's probably just a matter of makeup and clothing."

"I feel something's not right..."

Yifei stroked her chin and thought for a moment, then snapped her fingers and said decisively, "Let's go, let's go after them."

"Chase them?"

Ziqiao looked up at Yifei: "You want to teach the Flash another lesson for me? But I didn't suffer any losses the whole time."

She rolled her eyes at Ziqiao: "I want to figure out what's going on. If you're mistaken, we can't ruin someone's marriage because of a misunderstanding."

"If you're right, then Xiaohua should be fully informed about this so he doesn't get scammed."

Upon hearing this, Ziqiao looked troubled. He was not keen on getting involved in other people's affairs, and he didn't think it was a good idea to simply and bluntly ask.

He said lazily, "Miss Yifei, I understand you like to stand up for the weak, but is it really necessary?"

"You've lived for over twenty years, have you ever seen a con artist admit to being a con artist?"

Ignoring everyone else, Yifei shouted, "Stop talking nonsense, let's go! If we're any slower, we won't be able to catch up!"

"I'm not going."

Ziqiao closed his eyes and leaned back comfortably on the sofa: "I just got back from outside, and I'm exhausted."

"Go yourself if you want to go; I will absolutely not go looking for trouble."

Upon hearing this, Yifei raised an eyebrow, a dangerous smile curving her lips.

"Yeah?"

She smiled and bent down, whispering softly in Ziqiao's ear.

"Fire! One!"

Ziqiao immediately jumped up from the sofa.

He screamed, "I'll go! I'll go right now!"

As soon as Ziqiao finished speaking, Yifei and Xiaoxian each grabbed one of his ears and dragged him out of 3602, staggering along.

……

That evening, Nanfeng, Yumo, and Zhang Wei were chatting in room 3604.

Halfway through their conversation, Yifei, Xiaoxian, and Ziqiao walked in, their faces drooping, backs hunched, and looking listless.

They slumped back on the sofa with sighs, letting out a series of low, guttural sounds.

"Ah~~~"

Zhang Wei raised an eyebrow: "What's wrong? Did the interview for the couple not go well?"

Xiaoxian and Yifei smiled at Zhang Wei with blank expressions.

"Oh……"

Upon seeing this, Zhang Wei exclaimed "Oh," clearly having already discerned the answer from the smile.

Yifei slapped Zeng Xiaoxian's thigh hard, complaining with seven parts exhaustion and three parts anger, "Aunt Wang is so unreliable! All the couples in this stack of documents she gave us are a bunch of weirdos!"

"We interviewed more than ten couples today, and we couldn't even put together a single normal-looking pair!"

"yes."

Zeng Xiaoxian sighed deeply and complained along with Yifei, "Their application materials seemed to only mention minor flaws, but after the interview..."

"My God, our values ​​have shattered so many times today, and we still haven't put them back together."

"Hehehehe..."

Nanfeng chuckled gloatingly: "Don't you guys even realize that Aunt Wang's profile lists a bunch of weird couples with a ton of flaws who still want to share an apartment with others to save money?"

"The fact that they can still manage to find no one willing to share an apartment with them, and have to wait for other people to interview them, speaks volumes."

"If Aunt Wang really wrote down all their shortcomings in the application materials, then no one would be willing to interview them."

"Depend on!"

Yifei glanced at Nanfeng: "You knew that, so why didn't you say so earlier!"

Nanfeng shrugged innocently: "Aunt Wang was right next to us at the time. I couldn't possibly tell you directly in front of her, could I?"

"Actually, I've been trying to remind you with my eyes, but you were too excited at the time to look at me."

"ah!!!"

Yifei looked up at the sky and let out a wail. She slapped her forehead and said, "Fine, I guess I'm just unlucky!"

Xiaoxian looked at Yifei resentfully: "It's bad enough that you're the only one having bad luck, but you have to drag me down with you!"

"Serves you right!"

Yifei snorted, "Who told you to give Youyou random advice?"

Yu Mo blinked and asked curiously, "I can understand why you two look so dejected, but what's wrong with Zi Qiao?"

"Did he also help with the interviews?"

"Him..."

Yifei shook her head and explained the misunderstanding between Ziqiao and Xiaoyueyue.

After successfully catching up with Xiao Hua and Xiao Yueyue by pulling Zi Qiao downstairs, they first went through a lot of trouble to explain things clearly, and then used all sorts of methods to verify whether Xiao Yueyue was indeed the Flash.

However, the final verification result showed that not only were Little Moon and The Flash not the same person, but they were not even related by blood.

As Nanfeng and the other two listened to Yifei's story, a series of question marks appeared above their heads.

Yu Mo's cherry-like lips parted slightly, and she exclaimed in surprise, "This is outrageous!"

"If Xiaoyueyue and Ziqiao knew the Flash as twins or triplets, that would be one thing, but how could there be two people in this world who are not related by blood, yet look exactly alike in appearance, build, voice, and temperament?!"

Zhang Wei pondered for a moment, then said weakly, "Could this be... Xiao Hei's evil cloning experiment?"

Nanfeng shook his head: "Even if Xiaohei were to clone someone, he'd clone Yueyue, not Xiaoyue."

Zhang Wei was stunned when he heard this, and couldn't understand what Nanfeng was saying at all.

Xiao Xian said, "Actually, we also find it hard to believe this, but Xiao Yueyue and the Flash really have absolutely no connection."

Ziqiao pouted, unconvinced: "I still don't believe there are people in this world who look exactly alike. Even Zhang Wei looks so much like the Golden Armor Warrior, but the Golden Armor Warrior is thinner, fairer, and more handsome than him!"

After hearing Ziqiao's words, Zhang Wei stammered and pinched the flesh on his face.

Of the six people present, only Yifei firmly believed that there could be two people in this world who were not related by blood but looked exactly alike.

"What's the big deal? Maybe we've just encountered a doppelganger."

"Look-alike monster?"

The five looked at Yifei with blank expressions: "What's a doppelganger...?"

"You guys didn't know that?"

Yifei sat up straight and clapped her hands to explain, "The world is vast and full of wonders. The permutations and combinations of genetic orientations are endless, but they all follow the same principle."

"As the population increases, genetic predispositions are constantly rearranged and combined, and the probability of them being repeated is also increasing."

"For example, if we randomly pull two people off the street, they might have the same facial features or voice."

"As the probability of repetition continues to increase, one day we will encounter the most coincidental of coincidences. There is an extremely small probability that two completely unrelated people on Earth will be exactly the same in terms of height, appearance, voice, and body type."

"And this is the legendary lookalike!"

"Oh……"

The five men nodded meaningfully upon hearing this.

Yifei asked with sparkling eyes, "Did you all understand?"

Nanfeng twitched the corner of his mouth: "We understand what you've heard, but we don't believe it at all."

"Exactly, your theory is ridiculous!"

Xiao Xian shrugged dismissively, "If there really were such a thing as a lookalike, then my brother Xian's stunning good looks might not be unique anymore?"

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

Yifei protested, "Don't you believe me? I once met someone who looked exactly like someone else."

"Oh?"

Hearing this, everyone became interested and moved closer to Yifei.

Zhang Wei extended his hand and said, "Please begin your statement."

Yifei snorted: "That was twelve years ago, when I was in kindergarten..."

"Stop!"

Ziqiao raised an eyebrow: "You were still in kindergarten twelve years ago? That's ridiculous!"

Xiaoxian chimed in, teasingly adding, "Yeah, Yifei, do you think you're still a minor this year?"

Yifei lowered her head but raised her eyes, her gaze as bright as a steel knife.

Seeing this, Xiaoxian and Ziqiao wisely zipped up their own mouths.

"Oh."

Yifei paused, then said again, "Then it's still in..."

"Anyway, it was when I was in kindergarten!"

"Oh……"

Apart from Yu Mo, the four of them exchanged knowing glances.

That was twenty-two years ago.

"Back then, a very handsome boy confessed his feelings to me and said he wanted to be my boyfriend..."

"Wait a minute!"

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't stand it when he heard this. His eyes widened and he asked, "You guys started dating in kindergarten?!"

Yifei raised her head high and said arrogantly, "How could that be? Do I look like someone who would fall in love so early?"

Xiaoxian breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing this: "That's right, so you refused, right?"

No, I agree.

"ah?!!"

Everyone gasped in surprise, even Yu Mo was stunned: "I didn't know about this!"

"Wow, Yifei, that's impressive," Ziqiao whistled. "Your dating history is actually keeping up with mine. You're quite the expert."

"Ptooey! Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey!"

Xiao Xian was trembling with anger. He gritted his teeth and said, word by word, "Morally corrupt! Lawless!"

"Hu Yifei, this is absolutely vulgar!"

Nanfeng quipped, "She's not just vulgar, she's precocious!"

Yifei rolled her eyes at them: "Shut up, let me finish what I have to say!"

"Here's what happened: after that boy confessed his feelings to me, I was young and didn't know what a girlfriend meant, so I agreed."

"He transferred schools the very next day. Can you believe it?"

Yu Mo, who has a bad memory, scratched her head: "Were there any boys who transferred schools when we were in kindergarten?"

"You definitely won't remember that with your memory."

Yifei said cheerfully, "And no sooner had he left than a lookalike with the same name and appearance as him showed up."

"...Huh?"

Everyone fell silent upon hearing this, and even Yifei, who was recalling this incident for the first time since growing up, froze with a bright smile.

……

……

……

After an unknown amount of time, the icy silence of 3604 was finally broken by a low growl from Yifei that seemed to come from hell.

"So, I was tricked by that guy?!"

Xiao Xian, unusually serious, patted Yi Fei on the shoulder: "It's okay, we understand."

"This kind of ridiculous lie might not even fool an idiot, but it's more than enough to fool a kindergarten kid."

He paused for a moment, then finally couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Look-alike monster..."

"Hahahaha, hahahaha..."

Xiao Xian's cheeky laughter instantly ignited the entire audience. Everyone who had been keeping their heads down and pursing their lips, not daring to laugh out loud, burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha, hahahaha..."

Amidst the laughter filling the room, only Yi Fei gritted her teeth, her face as black as the bottom of a pot.

[To hell with those lookalikes!]

[Die, you son of a bitch!!!]

(End of this chapter)