Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 748 The First Lookalike

Zeng Xiaoxian exerted all his strength, almost wearing his lips out, before he finally managed to persuade the furious Yifei to calm down.

If Yifei were to storm the door in a fit of rage, not only would she likely kick the door to pieces, but she would probably also pluck the feathers from that pigeon-spirit couple and make soup from them!

"Alright, grandma, don't bother with them!"

Zeng Xiaoxian hugged Yifei tightly and said in a gentle voice, "If you're really unhappy, I can do an eyebrow dance for you."

"Go to hell!"

Yifei, showing no appreciation, gave Zeng Xiaoxian a moderate elbow strike.

Xiao Xian grinned and said, "It's not that I'm afraid of causing trouble, but isn't this unnecessary?"

"We adults are magnanimous, let them off the hook."

Yifei huffed in grievance, "Whenever something goes wrong, you always tell me to let them off the hook."

"I'm a teacher, not a horse herder!"

"Okay, okay, you're a teacher, you're a good teacher."

Xiaoxian comforted her, saying, "It's precisely because you're a teacher that you can't always resort to physical punishment. Corporal education is no longer encouraged in this day and age."

"Besides, our top priority is to recruit a new couple. There are so many other couples waiting for interviews. Going to them would just delay things."

"That's true..."

Yifei nodded, then looked up at Zeng Xiaoxian: "So how long are you going to keep hugging me?"

"what?"

Xiao Xian awkwardly withdrew his hand and silently shifted his body.

Yifei had been held by Zeng Xiaoxian for too long, and now that he was released, she felt a little cold.

She took a slightly uncomfortable sip of water and casually asked, "How much longer until the third couple arrives?"

"Forehead……"

Xiaoxian explained in a voice barely audible, "Actually, they had already arrived, but you were still going crazy at that time... Anyway, they came and then left."

"Depend on!"

Yifei immediately became annoyed: "Then we have to wait another half hour?"

Xiaoxian nodded.

"Alright."

Yifei checked the time, got up and walked to the kitchen: "Haven't you had breakfast yet? I'll make you some."

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian's small eyes narrowed into slits, and he grinned mischievously, "How could I possibly accept that..."

boom!

The sound of a cleaver slamming heavily onto the cutting board came from the kitchen, startling Xiaoxian.

"You're welcome."

Yifei straightened her disheveled hair in front of the gleaming kitchen knife, her anger still simmering, and said through gritted teeth, "I was just thinking of chopping something right now. How about braised pork ribs for breakfast?"

Xiaoxian's smile froze: "Isn't eating ribs for breakfast a bit too much?"

"This is nothing."

Yifei grinned maliciously and said, "I was even thinking of making everyone drink pigeon soup for three days straight!"

As she spoke, she chopped the ribs on the cutting board with the cleaver again.

As the cutting board was cleaved in two, Zeng Xiaoxian closed his eyes with a ferocious expression.

……

In the following period, Yifei and Xiaoxian interviewed several more couples.

The fourth couple was described as "gentle pet lovers" in their profile, but they brought three dogs, five cats, and reportedly even had reptiles like lizards and snakes at home for the interview.

Before Yifei and Xiaoxian could even refuse, their three dogs started fighting with the braised pork knuckle.

With its agile body and intelligence far exceeding that of ordinary pets, the braised pork knuckle successfully diverted the flames of war between dogs, turning it into an internal cat-dog war.

As the braised pork knuckle triumphantly swayed its rear end back into Meijia's bedroom, the outcome of the interview was, of course, self-evident.

……

The fifth couple, described by Aunt Wang in the file as having "mild obsessive-compulsive disorder with a cleanliness obsession," came to room 3602 and saw cat and dog hair scattered all over the floor, immediately letting out a sharp, explosive sound.

Before Yifei and Xiaoxian could explain the whole story to them, or show that what they were seeing was just a low-probability event, the couple had already taken out disposable cleaning supplies from their bags and started cleaning as if no one else was around.

Not only that, they also sprayed the entire living room with disinfectant from top to bottom and inside to outside.

In particular, Yifei and Xiaoxian were sprayed with disinfectant by the couple more than ten times, using up half a can of disinfectant.

Half an hour later, the sixth couple arrived on time. They were immediately sprayed with disinfectant by the fifth couple who were still cleaning. They didn't even stay for half a minute before fleeing in a sorry state.

Twenty minutes later, Xiaoxian and Yifei looked at the spotless, reflective floor of room 3602 and were deeply moved.

Then they regretfully declined.

Although this couple is really good at keeping clean, couples with obsessive-compulsive disorder and germaphobia are just too scary.

Nanfeng and Zeng Xiaoxian's obsessive-compulsive disorder is already troublesome enough; if this couple were added to the mix, the entire sixth floor would probably be so cluttered that even the trash cans couldn't be filled with trash.

At that time, everyone will probably have to live with the smell of disinfectant 24 hours a day.

Next up are the seventh couple, the eighth couple, the ninth couple...

……

Yifei and Xiaoxian were interviewed from morning until noon, from noon until afternoon, and from afternoon until evening.

They were so dizzy and disoriented from the interviews that they didn't even find a single relatively normal couple after a whole day of interviews.

They're all a bunch of weirdos!

The last couple I'm interviewing today is... Xiao Hua, a bridge engineer, and his agent girlfriend, Xiao Yueyue.

Xiao Xian stared at Xiao Hua's face, and no matter how he looked at it, he felt a strange sense of familiarity about Xiao Hua.

Later, he finally realized that this guy was none other than Li Huayao, the one who had been pursuing Wanyu so madly that he had even gone so far as to upgrade his terrible English to a perfect score on the GRE and TOEFL in a single day!

[Speaking of which, why does someone so capable always need students to write his letters and notices in English?]

[Go write it yourself, you bastard!!!]

Zeng Xiaoxian, whose thoughts had wandered off course, shook his head frantically. He grinned at Xiao Hua and said dryly, "Xiao Hua, I haven't seen you in so long, and you've actually started dating."

"Your girlfriend..."

Xiao Xian looked at Xiao Yueyue, who weighed at least 200 pounds and was attempting to devour a large hamburger in one bite, next to Xiao Hua. He gasped and then nodded emphatically, saying, "She's so lucky."

In his inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian expressionlessly swept his gaze over Wan Yu and Xiao Yueyue beside him.

One was slender and thin, like a bamboo pole; the other was plump and robust, as steady as Mount Tai.

Objectively speaking, one little Yueyue weighs at least as much as three and a half Wanyu.

[Wanyu? Xiaoyueyue?]

[Little Yueyue? Wanyu?]

[Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled blankly: The girls Xiaohua likes... are all pretty extreme.]

……

Although Xiaohua and Xiaoyueyue have their share of flaws, such as being greedy, bossy, and looking down on others, they are currently the most suitable couples for roommates among all the couples Yifei and Xiaoxian have interviewed.

Just as they were planning to take Xiaohua and Xiaoyueyue to room 3604 to discuss their intentions and requirements for long-term co-renting, Ziqiao whistled and slowly walked in.

The moment he saw Xiaoyueyue, Ziqiao was completely stunned.

Isn't this the same unscrupulous shell company agent, Flash Sister, who tried to scam him but ended up getting herself arrested for leading the entire fraud ring to the police station?!

Ziqiao's vision went black as a myriad of thoughts rushed into his mind.

[Sister Shan and her accomplices swindled so much money, and they were released so quickly?]

Why did she end up here?

[Could it be... that she already knows I reported her and is now seeking revenge?]

Damn, are all cops this unreliable?!

[Wait a minute, I was definitely using a secondary account. How did she know I lived here?]

[Oh my god, could their entire fraud ring have been exposed?!]

[We're doomed! No matter how skilled Yifei is, in the martial arts world, it's easier to dodge a spear in the open than to guard against a hidden arrow!]

Mika was right; what goes around comes around.

It's no wonder Ziqiao was so flustered; he had seen too many scoundrels in his early years in the underworld who, after getting criminal records, would just give up and act recklessly and lawlessly.

These guys think they're already dead, and all they do is what they want to do and what they don't want to do, not what they can or can't do.

Unless you're even more vicious and wicked than them, getting involved with these scoundrels will leave you badly scarred, let alone the fact that you're the one who got them arrested.

If he were alone, Ziqiao wouldn't be afraid; at worst, he could just run away and lay low for a while.

But now that they know my address, if I can escape, can Meijia and the others escape?

Without thinking twice, Ziqiao grabbed the weapon from the shelf by the wall and shouted tremblingly at "Sister Shan," "Sister Shan, it's my fault, Lu Xiaobu. I've hurt you deeply."

"All the blame is mine alone. If you want revenge, come at me directly."

"If you try to harm my friend, I will definitely... call the police!"

"What?!?!"

Upon hearing this, Yifei and Xiaoxian were stunned into silence, as if struck by lightning.

Unaware of the past grievances between Ziqiao and Shanjie, the two were immediately struck by the familiar keywords such as "Lu Xiaobu," "I'm sorry," "hurt," and "revenge" in Ziqiao's words, and a series of familiar images flashed through their minds.

If we also consider the consistent identity of the girl opposite Ziqiao when he usually says these kinds of things, the truth of the matter seems to be on the verge of being revealed.

Although he called her "Sister Shan" instead of "Little Yueyue," Ziqiao can use a fake account to pick up girls, so why can't others make up a name?

Well, thinking about it that way, everything makes perfect sense.

The only unreasonable thing is...

Yifei and Xiaoxian stared in astonishment at Xiaoyueyue, whose face was glistening with oil after she had just finished eating a hamburger. They couldn't help but clutch their chests and lean back slightly in shock.

Although they don't discriminate based on appearance or body shape, Xiaoyueyue's figure clearly doesn't fit Ziqiao's aesthetic standards.

Could it be... that Yueyue has gained weight in the past few years?

"hiss……"

Yifei and Xiaoxian gasped in surprise.

As for Xiaohua and Xiaoyueyue, they are even more confused now.

Xiao Hua frowned and asked sternly, "Honey, what's going on?"

Why did he call you "Sister Shan" and say he was sorry and had deeply hurt you?

Little Yueyue shook her head blankly, her voice full of grievance: "Darling, I don't know either, I don't even know him!"

Although Xiaoyueyue is exactly the same as Flash Sister in height, weight, occupation, and accent, they are not the same person.

Now that things have turned out this way, Xiaoyueyue is more confused than anyone else about what exactly happened.

Ziqiao was overjoyed to hear this. He could tell from Xiaohua's words that the two were at least in a relationship, and the man seemed to know nothing about it.

If that's the case, then they definitely didn't come specifically to seek revenge.

Whether the Flash has hooked a rich guy to make a killing or is truly in love with a woman and wants to turn over a new leaf, as long as the other party still has reservations or weaknesses, then he has nothing to fear.

If everyone has weaknesses and everyone has a bottom line in their actions, then we're all just swindlers in the underworld, so who's afraid of whom?

After thinking for a moment, Ziqiao decided to gloss over what was happening in front of him for now, and then seriously consider how to deal with the potential danger that the Flash might bring to his peaceful life.

So he smiled ingratiatingly and said, "Then I must have mistaken you for someone else. I mistook Shan... this little Yueyue for a strong female agent I know."

"Since we are complete strangers, this is purely a misunderstanding."

Ziqiao's words only made things worse; Xiaohua immediately erupted, "You say you don't know her? If you didn't know her, how would you know she's a manager?"

"ah?!!"

Upon hearing this, Ziqiao was struck dumb.

【No, Sister Shan!】

[It's one thing to pretend to be an agent when you're running a shady shell company and scamming your clients, but you also pretend to be an agent when you're dating and hooking up with rich guys?!]

This scam is so shoddy!

He slapped his forehead in frustration.

She originally intended to use the profession of female agent to clear herself of suspicion, but unexpectedly, it backfired.

To deceive different people and do different things, you need to use different names, identities, and backgrounds. This is not a basic training for scammers, but rather the most basic common sense.

As a result, she simply changed the name of the Flash, without even bothering to make up a new profession.

Rough, this deceptive work is really rough.

When I first reported them, I thought they were just a makeshift operation, but now it seems they're the most makeshift operation of all!

At this moment, not only was Zi Qiao's head throbbing, but Xiao Xian and Yi Fei beside him also felt dizzy and weak in the legs.

To be honest, they still didn't quite believe that Ziqiao and Xiaoyueyue were the ex-partners they imagined.

Although Xiaoyueyue would definitely be a beauty if she lost weight, that can only be said if she loses weight first.

For Yifei and Xiaoxian, who know Ziqiao very well, they may not believe in Ziqiao's morality, character, or intelligence, but they have never doubted Ziqiao's aesthetic sense.

Until now.

First, Ziqiao made a blatant attempt to cover up his mistake by suddenly denying that he didn't know Xiaoyueyue, seemingly eager to sever all ties with her immediately.

This familiar feeling is very similar to how Zi Qiao treats his ex-girlfriend.

Of course, the most important thing is what Xiaohua said.

If Ziqiao really didn't know Xiaoyueyue, how could he know that she was his manager?

In an instant, the scales that had been swaying in Yifei and Xiaoxian's hearts tipped completely to one side.

An image involuntarily flashed through their minds:

On the lush, boundless grassland, Xiaoyueyue and Ziqiao rode one after the other on a small, thin donkey.

The donkey moved slowly, half-dead, while the two people on its back gazed at each other with deep affection, tenderly and lingeringly calling each other's names.

[Little Yueyue!]

[Little Bu Ge!]

【Little Yueyue!!】

[Little Bu Ge!!]

【Little Yueyue!!!】

[Little Bu Ge!!!]

[At this moment, a melodramatic background music begins to play: You are the wind, I am the sand~~~]

[Tender and lingering, until the ends of the earth~~~]

[With the background music playing, the two exchanged a smile, simultaneously closed their eyes, and pouted.]

And then...

"ah!!!"

Yifei and Xiaoxian let out mournful wails.