Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 116 This can be explained?

When everyone had almost finished eating half of their breakfast, Ziqiao finally walked in, one hand covering his buttocks and the other supporting himself against the wall.

"Lu Ziqiao, are you posing?" Nanfeng teased with a smile.

Zhanbo also said, "Ziqiao, why does your face look even paler than when you were sick? Are you still having stomach problems?"

"Don't even mention it." Ziqiao carefully moved to sit on the sofa. "I don't know what happened, I had diarrhea all night, to the point that my rectum almost prolapsed."

Ziqiao cursed under his breath, "Damn it, what bad luck!"

"Did you... last night?" Mika asked curiously.

"Is there anything?"

"Clap clap clap..." Mika clapped her hands loudly.

Ziqiao's pale face instantly darkened: "What do you think?"

Ziqiao was speechless. He had finally recovered from his illness and even saved up some money to woo girls through double-crossing. He had carefully selected a perfect target and spent so much time dating and building a relationship, all for the sake of getting home last night.

You know, he hasn't had any meat in a long time.

After finally completing all the necessary procedures, and even after the two of them had arrived at the hotel, showered, and changed clothes, they finally got to know each other.

As a result, I got an upset stomach again!

Several tens of minutes passed, and when I came out of the toilet, Nini immediately asked me to take another shower.

Yeah, who can accept their partner just finished pooping and then...

After I rushed out of the shower, I ended up having diarrhea again.

In short, that night involved taking a shower, then getting an upset stomach, and then taking another shower after the upset stomach was gone.

I went through this several times, and I was almost scabbing myself raw from all the washing, but in the end I couldn't take it anymore and went to the hospital.

Ziqiao looked up at the sky and sighed, "What bad luck!"

"Bad luck? I think it's karma." Meijia mocked Ziqiao, but seeing his sickly appearance, she lost interest.

She stood up and said to everyone, "Don't leave after breakfast! I recently learned how to make cakes, and I'll show you my skills!"

Mika hummed a little tune as she opened the refrigerator. Peering inside, she exclaimed, "Ah!"

Nanfeng quickly covered his ears.

"Where's my olive oil? How come so much of my olive oil is gone? I was planning to use this olive oil to make a cake!" Meijia said, taking out a huge jar of honey and pointing to the fact that it was less than half full.

"Who touched my olive oil?!"

Ziqiao exclaimed in surprise when he saw the honey jar in Meijia's hand, "Is this olive oil? Isn't it honey?"

"This is the olive oil I finally managed to get Xiao Hei to bring me! It's all handmade!" Meijia said fiercely. "Lu Ziqiao, what did you do to my olive oil?"

"I thought it was honey... To keep it fresh, I used it in my salad yesterday afternoon," Lu Ziqiao said innocently.

Meijia slammed her hand on the table and yelled, "Lu Ziqiao, are you out of your mind? You eat things that aren't yours! Do you know how rare this pure, handmade olive oil is? I was preparing it to entertain my senior brother!"

"How can you blame me? Who told you to put the olive oil in the honey jar?" Ziqiao said dismissively. "Besides, you must have been fooled by Xiao Hei. Whose olive oil is sweet?"

"You don't know anything. This is handmade and specially made, so I don't even need to put sugar in my cakes."

Meijia looked at Ziqiao with a look of utter hatred, as if she wanted to devour him whole: "Besides, this is my stuff. I can put it wherever I want. You beast, you can wear human clothes, so what if I put olive oil in a honey jar?"

"Wait a minute..." Nanfeng pointed to the jar of honey and looked at Ziqiao with a surprised expression.

"You used so much to make this salad?"

"It's sweet, but not really sweet, so I put in a little extra." Ziqiao pointed to the huge jar of honey. "Looking at its size, I thought it wasn't worth much."

Nanfeng Chaoziqiao gave a thumbs up: "I didn't believe you when you said you were in good health before, but now I see you really are."

Ziqiao was taken aback: "What do you mean?"

"It means you ate so much olive oil and didn't end up with a terrible bowel movement, which means you're in pretty good shape. It's a shame you didn't practice martial arts when you were young," said the knowledgeable Yifei.

Ziqiao was stunned for a moment, then realized: "So the reason I pooped like this is because of this olive oil?"

"Chen Meijia, it was you who ruined my plans!"

"I ruined your plans? You're the one who ruined my stuff!" Chen Meijia said through gritted teeth. "Letting you poop like this is too easy on you. Why didn't I just let you poop to death!"

"Chen Meijia!"

"Lu Ziqiao!"

The two glared at each other fiercely.

"I'll fight you to the death!"

Ziqiao and Meijia rushed at each other and soon started wrestling on the sofa.

"Ziqiao and Meijia are fighting, shouldn't we do something?" Wanyu said.

Nanfeng thought for a moment and agreed, "That makes sense..."

He then cleared his throat and said in a standard announcer's voice: "Okay, hello everyone, welcome to the S1 season's race-free, gender-free, and unrestricted super-free fighting tournament, the Love Apartment Grand Finals. I am the Chinese commentator, [Nanfeng Zhiwoyi]."

Everyone present gave a thumbs up.

"No, actually I was thinking about whether we should try to persuade her..." Wan Yu was stopped by Yi Fei before she could finish speaking.

Yifei whispered in Wanyu's ear, "Have you thought this through? Who knows when you'll get another chance to enjoy a delicious breakfast while watching people fight and bicker, with Nanfeng's heavenly voice providing commentary?"

Wan Yu thought for a moment, then immediately put on a bright smile: "Nanfeng, is your throat dry? Let me get you a glass of water."

Looking at the farce unfolding before him, the eldest brother turned to Guan Gu and said, "This happens here every day..."

"..."

"Okay, now we can see that the two sides are already fighting each other without even waiting. Chen Meijia is still using the conventional hair-pulling attack to probe.

"Contestant Lü Ziqiao was not to be outdone, and used the 'Star Shift' technique from the Murong family of Gusu to counter it. Everyone knows that this technique is about using the opponent's own methods against them. Now both sides are locked in a stalemate, pulling each other's hair. This is a contest of finger strength and endurance."

"Although Lu Ziqiao can use [Star Shift], Chen Meijia, as a woman, still has a natural advantage in the hair-pulling technique. If this continues, the situation will be very unfavorable for Lu Ziqiao."

While watching the fight and listening to the commentary, everyone also kept eating.

"There's food to eat, things to see, and things to hear. This is definitely the most delicious breakfast I've ever had in my life!" Zeng Xiaoxian's appetite surged.

"..."

"...Is it that interesting?"

After thinking for a moment, the eldest brother went straight to Guan Gu's bedroom.

"Senior Brother?" Guan Gu maneuvered his wheelchair and followed.

Nanfeng continued his commentary: "Besides pulling each other's hair, the two are also exchanging verbal attacks, which is a test of their mental and psychological endurance."

"If that's the case, Chen Meijia's original advantage will be completely gone, since thick skin has always been Lu Ziqiao's biggest advantage."

"Okay, now both sides are no longer satisfied with just pulling hair, this is..."

"My God, contestant Chen Meijia actually used the [360-degree no-dead-angle spiral twist] directly on contestant Lu Ziqiao's waist soft flesh. The power of this move is no less than that of Black Tiger Afu's [tornado destroys parking lot].

"The player Lu Ziqiao was caught off guard by this unexpected move, which can be seen from his fair and rosy face."

"Is Lu Ziqiao really going to lose like this?"

"No, he used the legendary 'Sunflower Acupuncture Technique,' attacking Chen Meijia's sensitive spots with every move. Now, Chen Meijia's '360-degree spiral twist' might be ineffective."

"Our martial arts instructor, Ms. Hu Yifei, could you please analyze Lu Ziqiao's counterattack?"

Hu Yifei was stunned by Nanfeng's question, and she pointed to herself in confusion.

Seeing that Nanfeng remained silent and continued eating, she suddenly realized: "Ahem, hello everyone, I am martial arts instructor Hu Yifei."

"In my opinion, the [Sunflower Acupuncture Technique] is an ordinary move, but Lu Ziqiao's advantage lies in its unexpectedness. Most importantly, he knows Chen Meijia's itchy spots very well. Almost every move is aimed at the nearest itchy spot, and the force is just right."

"You should know that not everyone can maintain control of their strength under the dual attack of pulling hair and twisting in a 360-degree spiral, so that the Sunflower Acupuncture Technique only makes people feel itchy and lose their strength."

"If she hits too hard and makes Chen Meijia feel pain, she will only use more force, and then Lu Ziqiao will have to endure even more pain."

Nanfeng put down the food in his hand: "Okay, thank you very much for the analysis by our martial arts instructor. It can be seen that Lu Ziqiao really took a risk this time, but since he was able to achieve results, it shows that his [Sunflower Acupuncture Technique] is indeed highly skilled."

"So how should contestant Chen Meijia deal with contestant Lü Ziqiao's tickling attack?"

The eldest brother returned with a drawing board, paper, and pen. He closed his eyes to rest for a while, then suddenly opened them. His wrist moved like lightning, and almost instantly, a sketch floated to the ground.

Curry Sauce picked up the sketch and was amazed by its beauty.

"Senior Brother, I didn't expect you to be so slow at speaking but so fast at drawing!!"

Everyone looked on curiously, and saw that the sketch depicted the exciting moment when Ziqiao and Meijia were arguing.

Nanfeng and Wanyu had some knowledge of drawing, and judging from their artistic aesthetics, this sketch was not just a simple sketch.

The light and shadow, composition, lines, and layers are all almost perfect.

The sketch that the senior student drew in less than three seconds is already a ceiling that most art students can never reach in their lifetime.

"Besides being called the Little White Dragon of the Waves, the eldest brother also has another title: Human Camera!"

Guan Gu slowly maneuvered his wheelchair back to the living room, his tone full of pride: "No matter what the moment is, he can remember it immediately and sketch it in three seconds."

Wan Yu gave a thumbs up: "Now I understand how valuable your statement about Senior Brother winning many awards really is."

"Great! Here we can see that our photographer, Mr. Du Jun, has captured some of the highlights of this match for us." Nanfeng was also slightly distracted, but quickly remembered his important duty as a commentator.

"Let's turn our attention back to the competition. Chen Meijia is already suffering repeated defeats. If she doesn't make any further moves, the balance of victory will completely shift in Lu Ziqiao's favor."

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a contented look: "Look at this life, there's breakfast, fighting, commentary, martial arts instruction, and now even photography... This life, this way of living."

"We are far too fortunate."

Everyone else nodded in agreement.

"How wonderful..."

The eldest brother was still drawing sketches, while Curry Sauce was responsible for picking up the sketches one by one and passing them around for everyone to see.

"Watch closely." Nanfeng's voice became tense. "Chen Meijia used the move 'Black Tiger Steals the Heart,' which is a huge mistake."

"As we all know, the Black Tiger's Heart-Piercing Technique is ineffective against a heartless person like Lu Ziqiao!"

"No, that move, 'Black Tiger Claws Heart,' is just a feint. Her real purpose is to expose a weakness in Lu Ziqiao's defense. Her other hand's 'Lightning Poison Dragon Drill' is Chen Meijia's killing move!"

"Can she succeed?"

"It's a success!"

Nanfeng excitedly said, "This move, [Lightning Poison Dragon Drill], successfully hit Lu Ziqiao's kidney, causing a fatal kidney strike!"

"You should know that although our Super Super Super Super Free Fighting Tournament is called unlimited fighting, the 'Monkey Steals the Peach' attack targeting male fighters and the 'Black Tiger Steals the Heart' and 'Kato Eagle's Finger' attacks targeting female fighters are prohibited due to their excessive destructive power."

"So, aside from these three forbidden moves, the [Lightning Poison Dragon Drill] targeting the male player's kidneys is the most brutal and deadly attack."

"Let's see how Lu Ziqiao is doing. Lu Ziqiao collapsed to the ground instantly, in excruciating pain. It seems that even Lu Ziqiao, who is known for his indestructible kidneys, would be fatally injured by a single [Electric Dragon Drill]."

Wanyu looked at the situation before her with a hint of worry: "Feifei, are they really okay fighting like this?"

"Don't worry, it's just a small skirmish." Yifei's eyesight is sharp. "Ziqiao and Meijia have been making trouble like this for a long time. They know what they're doing."

"Even if they don't know what's going on, they still have me as their martial arts instructor to keep things in check."

"I will act before they really go all out."

Wan Yu was relieved after hearing Yi Fei's words and continued to watch the game happily.

"Lu Ziqiao has fallen to the ground. Should Chen Meijia press her advantage?"

"She hesitated. She actually hesitated. Being soft-hearted towards the enemy is being ruthless towards oneself. How could she, as an outstanding freestyle fighter, make such a mistake?"

"As expected, Lu Ziqiao deliberately feigned weakness. He activated [Airplane Stop at Airport], using his head as an airplane and crashing straight into Chen Meijia's airport."

"Will he be able to stop the car successfully?"

"Success! The plane crashed smoothly into the airport, and Mika was instantly pushed back onto the sofa."

Nanfeng picked up his rice bowl: "Wait a minute, does Lu Ziqiao's attack, which treats his opponent as an airport, violate the Super Super Super Super Free Fighting Tournament's principle of respecting the opponent's competitive spirit?"

"Let's start with a ten-minute GG..."

"No GG!!!"

The crowd shouted in unison.

Nanfeng pursed his lips and put down his rice bowl: "Okay, let's skip the GG and get back to the game. Before we start, let's thank our sponsor, Mr. Sweet Potato Pigeon, for their exclusive title sponsorship."

"Let's connect with Ms. Lin Wanyu of the Women's Independent Association: Ms. Lin Wanyu, do you think that Lu Ziqiao's attack violated the Super Super Super Super Free Fighting Tournament's principle of respecting opponents, or, to put it more seriously, could we directly write a long article accusing him of insulting women?"

Wan Yu was taken aback, not expecting that she would have a role to play.

But she quickly put on an act, saying, "From the perspective of the Women's Independent Association, as long as Lu Ziqiao's attack was not aimed at molestation or insult, we will respect the three principles of the Super Super Super Super Free Fighting Tournament: no race, no gender, and no restrictions."

"Okay, thank you for your reply, Ms. Lin Wanyu."

"Let's turn our attention back to the competition. It seems that contestant Chen Meijia's move, 'Airplane Parking at the Airport,' caught her off guard."

"So that's the charm of super free fighting: you can never underestimate your opponent before they are completely unable to fight, and you can't be soft-hearted."

"Hopefully, contestant Chen Meijia can learn from this experience in the future."

"Of course, the outcome is still undecided, and it is too early to say that contestant Chen Meijia has been completely defeated."

"However, facing Lu Ziqiao's current full-power [Sunflower Acupuncture Technique - Shock Version], the scales of victory have gradually tipped in Lu Ziqiao's favor."

"Wait a minute, what's going on with Lu Ziqiao's prolonged stiffness?"

"I understand now, it was olive oil, it was the olive oil that Meijia used before the competition that played a role at this most crucial moment."

"Player Lü Ziqiao, he, he's about to have diarrhea!"

"This means that both sides must decide the winner in these final, limited moments."

As the battle intensified, everyone put down their chopsticks and watched intently at the final decisive moment.

"Chen Meijia reacted, and she quickly did a forward roll to get behind Lu Ziqiao. Could it be that she's going to...?"

"Oh my god, this is indeed the most deadly [Thousand Years of Death] for Lu Ziqiao, who has had diarrhea all day. If this attack hits, Chen Meijia will be finished in this match!!!"

Did she hit the mark?

"She hit her!!! Although the hastily activated [Thousand Years of Kill] was slightly off-target, only hitting Lu Ziqiao's butt, it almost made Lu Ziqiao shit himself."

"Contestant Lü Ziqiao fled to the restroom in a sorry state, while contestant Chen Meijia emerged victorious."

Nanfeng stood up and shouted, "I hereby declare the winner of the Love Apartment Grand Finals of this Season 1's race-free, gender-free, and unrestricted super-free fighting tournament to be:..."

"Chen Meijia!!!"

Except for the senior student who was drawing a sketch and Guan Gu in a wheelchair, everyone stood up and cheered, "Mika! Mika! Mika!"

Mika wiped her hands with a hint of disgust, watching as everyone gathered around her, cheering and celebrating.

"Mika! Mika! Mika!"

Mika didn't react for a moment: "Wait, are you guys...?"

Before Meijia could finish speaking, everyone cheered and lifted her up, tossing her towards the ceiling.

"ah!!!"

Mika was tossed high into the air and caught high again by the group, and she couldn't help but scream loudly.

"Are you guys crazy?!"

Everyone laughed.

"Hahahaha..."

Here it comes, a long chapter of 5,200 words.