Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 115 Guan Gu's Senior Brother

The next morning, a delicious aroma wafted from the kitchen of 3602.

Wearing an apron and looking every bit the virtuous wife and loving mother, Meijia pointed at the food on the table with her hands on her hips before opening her phone and bombarding the WeChat group with messages.

[6th Floor Headquarters]

[Peerless Little Diaochan]: Time for breakfast!!!

[Peerless Little Diaochan]: Time for breakfast!!!

[Peerless Little Diaochan]: Time for breakfast!!!

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After most of the people in the WeChat group had replied one after another, Meijia went to the kitchen to clean up the dishes.

"Zhanbo, I already told you that my nose smelled a feast."

Wanyu pulled Zhanbo in first, and looking at the sumptuous breakfast spread out on the table, Wanyu exclaimed in amazement: "Meijia, you made all of this by yourself, that's amazing."

"That's right, that's why I'm said to be able to grace the living room and cook in the kitchen," Meijia said with a smile, tilting her head at Wanyu.

As Zhanbo helped Meijia set out the bowls and chopsticks, he said, "What day is it today? This breakfast is far too lavish."

Meijia explained, "Guan Gu invited his senior brother to our apartment last night, saying he would help Guan Gu with the comic book publishing. He'll probably be staying here for the next few days."

"Oh, Senior Brother." Zhanbo nodded. "Where did you stay last night, Senior Brother? Did you sleep with Guangu?"

"Since Ziqiao's room is clean, let Senior Brother stay here for the next few days and send Ziqiao to Nanfeng's place to stay for a few days. He can help Nanfeng with the cleaning."

At this moment, Nanfeng and Yifei, who had just returned from their training, changed their clothes and came to 3602. Nanfeng casually said, "To be honest, I had already written down a list of chores that Ziqiao had to do, but that bastard didn't come back all night. I wonder where he went to have fun last night."

"Who cares? With his looks, he'll end up impotent in middle age sooner or later," Meijia said dismissively.

Curry Sauce was wearing pajamas, her eyes closed, looking like she hadn't woken up yet.

She twitched her nose like a zombie smelling a living person, and even with her eyes closed, she could still skillfully sit in her seat and take a deep breath of the food on the table.

As the rising steam was inhaled into the curry sauce's lungs, the curry sauce opened its eyes and instantly became radiant.

"Finally back to life!" Curry Sauce shouted energetically.

"This scene feels familiar, like I've seen it on TV before." The more Zhanbo thought about it, the more familiar it seemed. Then he suddenly slapped his thigh. "Isn't that the old monster that sucks people's yang energy?!"

"I'm not old." Curry Sauce picked up her chopsticks and was about to start eating when she was so shocked by the shouts of rebuke from the people at the table that she dropped her chopsticks on the table.

"Go wash up quickly!"

Curry Sauce pouted, stood up and ran to wash up, and in the instant she did so, she also swiped a xiaolongbao and stuffed it into her mouth.

"Meijia, today's breakfast is so delicious!"

Guan Gu was pushed out of the bedroom by a strange man wearing glasses, but...

"Guan Gu, what's wrong with your eyes? Didn't you sleep well last night?" Zhan Bo looked at Guan Gu's big dark circles with a puzzled expression.

Last night, after watching an educational film with Dali, Nanfeng picked him up for a late-night snack. By the time they dropped Dali off and returned to the apartment, it was already late at night.

Everyone in the apartment was already asleep by then, so why did Guan Gu have such a dark circle under his eyes so early in the morning?

Guan Gu pressed his still throbbing eye socket and could only force a smile, "It's nothing, I bumped into it by accident, it has nothing to do with Yi Fei."

Everyone in the know couldn't help but laugh, except for Yifei, who glared at Guan Gu and said, "Do you think what you're saying has nothing to do with me?"

It seems the blows were too light.

Hu Yifei still feels confused about this incident. She had just finished showering and was sitting on the sofa applying a face mask when Guan Gu drove in in his wheelchair and told her a bunch of random things.

Things like reasoning, argumentation, Zhanbo, and the Queen of the Sea...

It took him a long time to understand what Guan Gu was trying to say, and then he patiently explained the truth of the matter to him.

As a result, Yifei felt that she was already being unreasonable enough, but then Guan Gu, a simpleton, appeared in the apartment.

No matter how she explained, this idiot wouldn't listen and insisted that he had been bewitched by Zhanbo.

Heavens above! Even if Zhanbo had eight more lives, he still couldn't do all the nonsense that Guan Gu was talking about.

Moreover, it's one thing for Zhanbo to fool me alone, but he and Nanfeng can't possibly team up to fool me, can they?

As a result, this idiot wouldn't listen, and his reasoning became more and more outrageous, making Yifei's face turn pale and then red, until finally she was furious.

You, Guan Gu, are unreasonable. Do you think I, Hu Yifei, am someone who only knows how to reason?

If you can't understand my reasoning, then I know a little bit about physics!

So she gently took off Guan Gu's glasses, and then...

Guan Gu should be glad that he was injured and that he usually had a high level of goodwill towards him.

If it were Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao, it wouldn't be as simple as just having black eyes.

"Oh, then Guan Gu, you'd better be careful." The simple-minded Zhan Bo really didn't notice anything wrong with what Guan Gu said.

This excuse might fool Zhanbo, but it couldn't fool Nanfeng.

Nanfeng didn't even need to listen to Guan Gu's explanation; he just glanced at the dark circles under Guan Gu's eyes and turned to Yi Fei in surprise.

There's no one else in the entire apartment but Yifei who could create such even and intense bruises on such a delicate area as the eyes without damaging their vision.

Yifei simply gestured to Nanfeng to talk about it later.

After beating up Guan Gu, Yi Fei learned the truth from Wan Yu and Curry Sauce. Upon learning the truth, Yi Fei immediately wanted to give Guan Gu another punch.

With this level of reasoning ability, if Zhanbo had any bad luck tonight, he would have been ruined.

Especially when Yifei curiously asked Guan Gu how many times he had correctly deduced things from childhood to adulthood, the result instantly made everyone want to give him a good beating.

Guan Gu is amazing, Guan Gu is amazing.

You say your reasoning has never been correct, so how can you be so sure of the truth you've deduced?

Yifei was speechless with anger, but Wanyu and Curry Sauce were the most furious.

Everyone thought you were Conan Edogawa, but it turns out you're Kogoro Mouri!

Feeling utterly humiliated, the two decided that what had happened tonight must never be known to anyone else, otherwise it would be an even greater disgrace.

So all those in the know were persuaded by the two, through a combination of pleading and threats, to keep quiet... at least not to let Zhanbo find out.

Nanfeng guessed that there was something fishy going on behind the scenes, but even if he racked his brains, he probably couldn't figure out what exactly happened last night.

"Let's not talk about that for now." Guan Gu quickly changed the subject. "Let me introduce you all. This is my senior brother, Du Jun, known in the comics world as the Little White Dragon in the Waves. He is an outstanding cartoonist who has won many awards."

"Senior Brother, this is Nanfeng, and this is Yifei's younger brother, Zhanbo."

"Hello, Senior Brother." Nanfeng and Zhanbo greeted their Senior Brother.

Du Jun slowly began to speak: "You..."

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An eerie silence fell over the scene.

"What... happened to us?" Nanfeng asked tentatively.

Zhanbo, seeing Du Jun's unblinking gaze, couldn't help but wave in front of him: "Senior Brother, is your tape stuck?"

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"……good."

Just when Nanfeng and Zhanbo were about to lose their temper, the eldest brother finally uttered the word "good".

Because there was such a long gap between his two sentences, the two of them were stunned for a long time before they realized that what their senior brother meant to say was "hello to you."

"Our senior brother's way of speaking is quite unique. We were also startled by him last night," Yifei said slowly while eating her meal.

When Meijia thought about how she had looked so distressed and scratching her head last night while accompanying Guangu to listen to Senior Brother XJ's field trip, she felt a little itchy.

Zhanbo looked at Guangu curiously: "Do all you cartoonists have your own way of speaking? This is so interesting."

"The eldest brother's style is quite unique." Nanfeng stroked his chin. "If I were a director or a web novelist, I would definitely like the eldest brother's style of character the most."

"The style is distinctive enough, and the image is striking enough that people can't forget it at first glance."

"Most importantly..."

Nanfeng clapped his hands excitedly: "With Senior Brother around, we can really pad the runtime and word count!"

"Indeed, with Senior Brother around, a single line can take over ten seconds of screen time," Yifei muttered to herself. "But I didn't expect you two to accept the Senior Brother persona so quickly."

"What's so unacceptable about this?"

Nanfeng and Zhanbo exclaimed in unison, "That's so cool!"

The two clapped and cheered as they spoke.

"You two seem to have very similar thought processes in this regard," Mika said with a smile.

Just then, Zeng Xiaoxian walked in.

After washing up, Curry Sauce sat back down and waved to Zeng Xiaoxian, "Teacher Zeng, you're awake! We were thinking of saving a portion to bring to you later."

"Your breakfast smells so good, it woke me up. I can always eat it before going back to sleep."

Zeng Xiaoxian sat down next to Yifei with a cheerful smile, his eyes sweeping over Du Jun next to Guangu: "Who is this handsome guy?"

Guan Gu quickly introduced Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, let me introduce you, this..."

Yifei looked at the scene before her, turned around, and gave the others a meaningful look: "Haven't we already seen this scene before?"

Everyone nodded in agreement.

"Do you want to watch it again?"

Everyone shook their heads frantically.

Nanfeng opened his mouth silently: "Then how about we..."

"fast forward!"

Everyone opened their mouths but remained silent.

So everyone lowered their heads and ate their breakfast, and the scene before them unfolded at ten times the speed of a TV drama...

After fast-forwarding to the end, Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Du Jun, who was panting heavily, and gave Guan Gu a thumbs up: "Guan Gu, your senior brother... isn't working very smoothly."

Zeng Xiaoxian let out his signature laugh.

Nanfeng looked up at Guangu and asked, "How long does Senior Brother plan to stay with us?"

"It could take three to five days, or as long as half a month." At this point, Guan Gu suddenly asked as if he had remembered something.

"Senior Brother, what about your son?"

"It's alright, he'll take the child to the countryside..."

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The group had already gained some understanding of their senior brother's style, and no longer foolishly waited for his reply.

Yifei asked Guangu, "Your senior brother already has a son! How old is he? Is his mother pretty?"

"The baby is not even a year old, and the mother..."

Guan Gu opened his mouth silently, but no one could understand what he was saying.

Everyone looked at each other, and finally all looked towards the south wind.

Nanfeng couldn't understand Guan Gu's lip reading either, but fortunately, his silent mouth opening wasn't truly silent.

"Guan Gu..." Nan Feng whispered, "If you speak Japanese, no one will be able to understand your lip movements."

"Sorry, I subconsciously used 'shower' (my native language)."

Guan Gu opened his mouth again, and this time everyone understood that he was talking about divorce.

Now, even the most gossipy people were too embarrassed to gossip in front of their senior brother, and they all lowered their heads and ate their rice.

"Grandma will help take care of her," the eldest brother said slowly.

Guan Gu looked apologetic: "I'm sorry, Senior Brother, I'm the reason you couldn't go back to pick up the child right away."

"It's alright, we're brothers in martial arts, that's for life..."

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The corners of everyone's mouths twitched slightly.

"...Good brother."

Guan Gu was deeply moved and wanted to say something to his senior brother, but was interrupted by Mei Jia.

"Eat first, eat first, or it will get cold."

"Yes, yes, let's eat!" everyone quickly replied.

If Guan Gu and his senior brother were to continue chatting like this, not only would the breakfast get cold, but the pleasant atmosphere would be extinguished by the two of them.

I'm coming

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