Healing Doctor

Chapter 571 A cool moment

Ugh.

Ji Xiang scratched his head.

He had heard his teachers say this before, but he didn't think much of it at the time.

However, if you listen to this sentence from a different perspective, the feeling is completely different.

The nurse placed thick absorbent paper on the examination bed, and the doctor chatted with the nurse while making preparations with a smile.

"Xiaoli, don't be angry. The patient who cursed me was hurt by my stabbing. It was my fault."

"Hey." The nurse continued working, completely ignoring him.

"How about I bark like a dog for you?"

"Like a dog barking? You can?" The nurse, who was also busy, answered casually.

"Like a dog barking? You can?"

"Weren't you barking like a dog?"

"You've finished learning?" The colonoscopy doctor patted the bed. "Lie down and take off your skirt."

Ji Xiang sighed.

Their banter was utterly unfunny, and Ji Xiang disliked such teasing.

But the main thing is that he has to lie on the operating table. Although he has been through a lot, Ji Xiang still can't accept it.

A wave of humiliation washed over him, a feeling of being at the mercy of others, unable to resist even when his pants were pulled down. Ji Xiang tried to put himself in the doctor's shoes, but the skirt was on his body, and he was the one being forced to take it off…

Even if you've seen a lot of cases, it's all from a doctor's perspective, which is completely different from the situation you're facing now.

No wonder that endoscopist in Shanghai performed the procedure himself; although the posture was a bit strange, he didn't feel that awkwardness.

He awkwardly lay down on the examination bed and pulled his skirt up a little.

"That's going too far," the nurse said disdainfully.

"Then I'll perform a magic trick for you," the doctor performing the endoscopy said with a smile. "After the trick, you'll forget you're a husky."

"I'm not a husky!"

"See, you've forgotten."

"roll!"

The gastroenterologist seemed to be waiting for that word.

Ji Xiang roughly understood what he meant: being scolded by a patient for no reason would make him feel very aggrieved if he didn't retaliate.

But you can't scold the patients, so you might as well scold yourself. What other choice do you have?

Telling a couple of jokes to cheer up the nurses at the work station is the only thing a doctor can do.

What else could we do? Encourage the nurse to go out and argue with someone?

That doesn't exist.

Although he understood, Ji Xiang felt a chill in his lower body while lying on the examination bed, with a cold breeze blowing. He had no mind to pay attention to the gastroenterologist's thoughts.

"Take it off, what's there for a young man to worry about?" The gastroenterologist put on sterile gloves and "helped" Ji Xiang take off his hospital skirt.

"Take off your underwear yourself, down to below your knees."

Having discarded the last fig leaf, Ji Xiang sighed deeply in his heart.

In the future, when I perform a colonoscopy on a patient, I will definitely cover the patient with something at this time.

Even if it's just symbolic, it's a great comfort to the patient's heart.

Immediately, Ji Xiang felt the doctor behind him applying something to him; it was probably lubricant to make the colonoscopy go smoothly...

Just as he thought of this, Ji Xiang vaguely heard a "plop" sound, felt a chill in his anus, and experienced a strange sensation from his lower body.

After the colonoscope was inserted, Ji Xiang felt his intestines bulge out section by section as the doctor continuously stepped on the air.

Ji Xiang lay on his side, feeling the doctor skillfully manipulating the colonoscope as it moved around in his intestines, while the air pump seemed to endlessly pump air into his intestines.

For a moment, Ji Xiang even forgot about that distrusted fart. He really wanted to let it out and cover the doctor who had been encouraging him in the face and body.

No way! I must master the skills of gastroscopy and colonoscopy so that I can perform the examination myself someday! I absolutely cannot let someone else do it.

Ji Xiang thought to himself, trying his best to distract himself.

"You've cleaned your intestines very well, not bad," the gastroenterologist praised. "Young man, your intestines look great, no ulcers or polyps. Look up at the small screen on your left; you can see it yourself."

Ji Xiang knew, of course, but he wasn't that bold.

Although Ji Xiang understood that not all patients could be so sensitive and perceptive, and that the empathy system would allow him to experience a unique feeling, he still didn't want to watch it.

"For now, there don't seem to be any problems. Everything's fine; I don't even have hemorrhoids."

The gastroenterologist and Ji Xiang chatted casually.

Suddenly, a sharp pain shot through him, and Ji Xiang felt as if the being from another dimension was breaking free of its seal again, about to burst out of its body.

"Aww~~~"

Ji Xiang cried out in pain.

"Bear with it, the angle of the bend in your colon and spleen area is too large," the gastroenterologist told Ji Xiang. "I'll try again. If it works, we won't need anesthesia. If not, you'll have to have anesthesia."

Ji Xiang nodded. The mention of anesthesia brought to mind countless jokes.

Another attempt.

He had been as gentle as he could, and Ji Xiang could feel it, but when the tube reached his upper left abdomen, he still felt waves of excruciating pain that made him see stars.

"It hurts~ it hurts~~ it hurts~~~"

Ji Xiang cried out in pain repeatedly.

He could clearly feel the black, glowing tube in the endoscopist's hand constantly poking into his upper left abdomen.

The pain from each touch of the black, glowing tube against the intestinal wall was acute, as if it were about to burst through the intestines at any moment.

"Stop!" Ji Xiang shouted.

He wanted to stop empathizing, but the system NPCs didn't seem to hear Ji Xiang's shouts; it was the gastroenterologist who stopped.

"You're in so much pain, young man, you're very sensitive," said the gastroenterologist. "Come on, let me change your position."

He made Ji Xiang lie flat, with his left leg crossed over his right leg.

"This position works for at least half of the people. Try it again," the gastroenterologist said. "Relax, don't be nervous, I'll be very careful."

"Doctor, please don't puncture my intestines," Ji Xiang said in a very soft voice, expressing his concern.

"Hey, I don't know how to do things like that. When it comes to examinations, it's all about a smooth, silky finish, so don't worry," said the gastroenterologist.

Although changing positions lessened the pain slightly, Ji Xiang still felt excruciating pain.

Seeing that it wasn't working, the gastroenterologist sighed and withdrew the glowing black tube.

With a "bang," the pipe shot out, and the untrusted fart reappeared.

The pain of the colonoscopy was not too bad for Ji Xiang, but for the first time he experienced the terrible feeling of being distrusted and having his farts linger around him.

Whether it was the bowel cleansing last night or the colonoscopy, the continuous gas... this experience was simply awful, and Ji Xiang could only try his best to hold it in.

"Go to the bathroom next door to pass gas, then come back. Your family must be here. Sign the consent form for a painless colonoscopy," the gastroenterologist routinely instructed.

Ji Xiang gave a perfunctory reply and went to the bathroom next door.

It was as if his lower body had a small electric motor installed, and his distrusted farts roared and howled in the narrow partition.

fall!

Ji Xiang was quite helpless.

(End of this chapter)