Healing Doctor

Chapter 570 Not a single fart is trustworthy

three days ago.

As Ji Xiang listened to Director Zou explain the use of various gastrointestinal endoscopes, he suddenly had an idea and went to the system operating room.

"Teacher," Ji Xiang bowed respectfully.

The system NPC looked at Ji Xiang with a smile, "What's wrong?"

"I heard from Professor Zou that patients experience a lot of discomfort during routine gastroscopy and colonoscopy procedures."

"That's true," the system NPC said. "Especially in the colon and spleen area, some patients can't even get through the endoscopy because of the severe pain, which is why painless gastroscopy and colonoscopy came about later."

The system NPC looked at Ji Xiang and smiled slightly, "Want to give it a try?"

"Emmmm..."

Ji Xiang didn't agree immediately; he hesitated for a moment.

The system NPC had seen countless people and knew Ji Xiang very well. Seeing him hesitate, it said, "You want to experience all kinds of sensations so that you can understand the experiences of patients in the future and carry out your work better. Is that what you mean?"

"Teacher, if I feel really unwell, can I come back right away?" Ji Xiang asked tentatively.

The system NPC's gaze was slightly strange, but then he laughed.

"sure."

After experiencing the same feelings hundreds of times, and going through a series of torments such as fractures, late-stage cancer, and surgery, most people will eventually develop the idea that they are omnipotent.

But Ji Xiang is different.

The more empathy he experienced, the less arrogant and flamboyant he became; instead, he became even more cunning and unassuming.

He's cowardly and timid, not at all like a young person who's arrogant and domineering.

"Thank you, teacher." Ji Xiang breathed a sigh of relief and bowed deeply.

"Actually, the pain level of gastroscopy and colonoscopy is similar to that of urinary tract stones or fractures, and it is controllable," said the system NPC.

"Hey." Ji Xiang didn't explain.

"Follow me." The system NPC led Ji Xiang into the next room.

As the light and shadow flickered, Ji Xiang closed his eyes slightly, and when he opened them, he found medicine in front of him.

After a brief recollection, I realized that I had been experiencing discomfort in my gastrointestinal tract and was worried about having a tumor, so I wanted to have a gastroscopy and colonoscopy to check.

The medication should be polyethylene glycol electrolyte powder compound sodium hydrogen phosphate.

In clinical practice, polyethylene glycol electrolyte powder is mainly used for intestinal endoscopy or as a pre-operative preparation.

This medicine contains formulated electrolytes, which can effectively prevent electrolyte exchange in the human intestinal fluid and have a strong effect on promoting bowel movements.

Most patients will gradually have a bowel movement half an hour to an hour after taking the medicine, until the stool contains no fecal residue and is completely watery.

"Drink it, drink it. After you finish, feel the cleansing effect on your intestines," Ji Xiang thought to himself as he weighed the medicine in his hand.

Ji Xiang then drank the prepared medicine.

The medicine wasn't hard to drink. Although Ji Xiang acknowledged the effects of the medication, he couldn't feel the pain until the knife was in his body.

"It might not have much effect," Ji Xiang thought to himself.

In less than 20 minutes, Ji Xiang felt something.

His stomach began to rumble, as if the medicine had broken the seal on his body, and some big shot from another dimension was about to travel through time and space, arriving in this world through his gastrointestinal tract.

Suddenly, Ji Xiang remembered a story in an online novel about someone who gave birth to 1000 twins. His current situation was very similar to that described in the book.

Countless "contents" from other dimensions are already eager to try.

Ji Xiang felt the urge to fart, and instinctively tried to do so. However, the moment his anal sphincter relaxed, a warm flow was about to escape.

Finished!

After taking the medicine, Ji Xiang immediately got up, knowing he couldn't trust a single fart.

As the body moves, the gastrointestinal tract inside the abdominal cavity begins to move more vigorously.

In that instant, Ji Xiang even felt that the strength of his anal sphincter was no longer enough to restrain the being that had traveled from another dimension into his body.

This experience was particularly strange. Ji Xiang turned pale and ran towards the bathroom in an extremely contorted position.

Luckily I'm at home, so I don't have to wait for a stall.

If he were in a hospital, Ji Xiang didn't know if he could have endured it.

No, I definitely can't resist.

Although it was only a short distance, it felt longer than a half marathon for Ji Xiang.

The feeling of not being able to trust a single fart is terrible, a million times worse than I imagined.

The moment Ji Xiang sat down on the toilet, he finally calmed down.

Crackle, snoring...

The melody of Fan Xiaoxuan's song from decades ago resonated in Ji Xiang's heart, and the feeling of it flowing freely was extremely refreshing.

But despite feeling refreshed, Ji Xiang discovered a problem—he couldn't stand up at all.

The feeling was gone, but after flushing the toilet and pulling up my pants, that feeling of being distrusted returned.

Seriously freaking!

Ji Xiang sat helplessly on the toilet.

He was relieved and finally understood why most colonoscopies require patients to clean their intestines at home a day in advance.

In a hospital, there aren't that many squat toilets.

Moreover, squatting for a long time can easily cause problems.

It's much better at home. Although he was worried about problems like rectal prolapse, Ji Xiang was convinced by the untrustworthy fart and stayed on the toilet, refusing to get up no matter what.

As the medication continued to take effect, Ji Xiang felt as if his intestines were being repeatedly washed by a high-pressure water jet.

He had prepared water in the bathroom beforehand, and it came in handy now.

After drinking several bottles of purified water, Ji Xiang felt no bloating at all, as if he had become a straight-sided person.

Every drop of water you drink becomes part of a fart that is not trusted.

The whole process wasn't actually that uncomfortable; it's nothing compared to having urinary tract stones or being thrown into a car accident scene after a fracture.

The only thing that Ji Xiang remembers vividly is the fart that was not trusted.

About an hour and a half later, the distrusted fart finally disappeared.

Ji Xiang was covered in sticky sweat.

This is much more tiring than running a half marathon, Ji Xiang thought to himself.

He was a little weak, but he still insisted on taking a shower before lying down.

Nothing happened that night. Ji Xiang dreamed about having a gastroscopy and colonoscopy the next day, and also about the lingering feeling of being distrusted by a fart.

The next morning, Ji Xiang still couldn't shake the image of that fart that made him feel distrusted.

Having been exposed to clinical practice for so long, Ji Xiang had become almost immune to fart jokes about poop and pee. But this time was different; the untrusted fart had become a nightmare.

However, the effects of the medication had worn off, and there was nothing left to expel from his intestines, so Ji Xiang arrived at the hospital with ease.

Not many people undergo painless gastroscopy and colonoscopy; Ji Xiang is the third.

After changing his clothes, he put on a skirt made from a hospital gown. His lower body felt chilly. Ji Xiang remembered that both stockings and skirts seemed to have originally been worn by men.

You'll get used to it; it's just a matter of doing a check-up.

Less than half an hour later, the doctor called out Ji Xiang's name.

Upon entering the endoscopy room, a doctor held a dark tube, the tip of which glowed, like a powerful boss wielding an epic weapon.

He turned to look at Ji Xiang with a kind expression, "Lie down."

(End of this chapter)