Stop it, the country really can't fit any more bans on the domestic entertainment industry.

Chapter 5 The Era of Prohibition: Starting with a Plate of Intestines

That rhetorical question left everyone in the Mushroom House courtyard dumbfounded.

The air was silent for a full three seconds.

Teacher He, Peng Peng, and their younger sister stood there dumbfounded, their chopsticks hanging in mid-air. Their expressions, in just a second, became just as varied and interesting as Teacher Huang's.

It was shock, it was bewilderment, it was an earthquake in my pupils, but in the end it all turned into deep sympathy for Teacher Huang.

Mr. Huang, the person involved, was stunned. He seemed to be shocked by the truth of the matter and showed a faint sense of death.

He actually asked about it.

"Did you intentionally keep it?" He stared intently at Li Mo'an.

It was a mental breakdown after being shocked to the extreme, where the brain was simply running in a programmed manner.

Li Mo'an stood tall and said, "I left some of it behind during the cleaning process."

Teacher Huang gradually became serious, and also gradually came to her senses: "Was it intentional or accidental?"

Li Mo'an proudly declared, "It was intentional!"

Only then did Teacher Huang finally regain his senses.

Then, his expression changed repeatedly, and his body finally gave the most honest reaction.

He suddenly jumped up from his chair, covered his mouth, and his face turned from red to green, then from green to white.

He didn't say anything, but gave Li Mo'an, who had a calm expression and seemed to be waiting for praise, a deep look that contained a thousand words and was extremely complex.

Then he turned and ran.

That speed was even faster than when he participated in the 100-meter sprint in his youth.

He shot into the house like an arrow, and then everyone heard a loud "bang"—the sound of the toilet door being slammed shut.

The loud noise finally broke the silence in the courtyard.

"No, this? It's really not clean?"

Peng Peng was the first to not be able to hold back and asked blankly.

Zhang Zifeng, the younger sister, was completely stunned. Her mouth gaped open, and you could see her little tongue inside.

Only Teacher He was still forcibly maintaining the professional demeanor of a host. He looked at the plate of tempting-looking but untouched braised pork intestines on the table, then at the calm-faced Li Mo'an, opened his mouth, but found himself unable to utter a single word.

He's been in the industry for so many years and has seen all sorts of ups and downs, but he really doesn't know how to handle this situation today.

At this moment, Li Mo'an was a little puzzled by everyone's enthusiastic reaction.

"It's just that I preserved a little flavor, is it really necessary to react so strongly? It seems they still don't fully understand my cooking skills."

He even thoughtfully asked, "Teacher He, wouldn't you like to try some? It tastes really good."

Upon hearing this, Teacher He's smile froze even more, and he quickly waved his hand, "No...no, no, let's wait for Teacher Huang to come out and eat together."

What he was thinking was, "When Teacher Huang comes out? I bet Teacher Huang never wants to see intestines again in his life."

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Human tragedies and comedies unfold inside the Mushroom House, while the live stream room has long since become a sea of ​​joy.

The moment Teacher Huang rushed to the toilet, the live chat exploded.

"Haha ...

"To kill someone is to destroy their spirit! This is absolutely killing them!"

"I declare this to be the funniest variety show moment I've seen all year, bar none!"

"Teacher Huang: I just wanted him to show his face, but he wanted me to die on the spot."

"He even preserved the original flavor! A definite quote of the year!"

"I feel sorry for Teacher Huang, let me laugh for a minute first... Hahahaha, I can't take it anymore, my stomach hurts."

"Breaking Bad's Wong finally meets his nemesis! What goes around comes around, and no one escapes the judgment of Heaven!"

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Then.

Various screenshots, memes, and short video clips spread rapidly online.

In less than half an hour, a series of topics such as #Newcomer at Mushroom House Drives Teacher Huang Crazy#, #He Even Preserved the Original Flavor#, and #Feeling Sorry for Teacher Huang# surged to the top of Weibo's trending topics with unstoppable momentum.

The name Li Mo'an entered the national audience's view for the first time in an extremely outrageous way.

Countless netizens flocked to the Mushroom House's live stream just to witness this seemingly ordinary culinary genius.

They affectionately call him the gut cleansing master, the culinary world's mudslide, and a walking biochemical weapon.

Li Mo'an became famous overnight with just one dish.

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Meanwhile, in Shanghai, Jiaxing Entertainment.

In the CEO's office, Yang Mi, who rarely gets a moment of leisure, was in a good mood.

She picked up her coffee, habitually took out her phone, and wanted to relax by browsing the news.

As soon as she opened Weibo, those bright words on the trending topics list caught her eye.

#Newcomer at Mushroom House drives Teacher Huang crazy#

A newcomer? Is he your own nephew?

Yang Mi raised an eyebrow, a smile appearing on her lips.

'My cheap nephew, he's doing well, getting himself trending on social media so quickly? Not bad,' she thought to herself.

She clicked on the trending topics to see how her own artist had driven Teacher Huang crazy.

The video plays automatically.

In the video, Teacher Huang eagerly picks up a piece of bright red braised pork intestine and puts it in her mouth...

Then there's that scene where he eats shit and his facial expressions change—it's so dramatic it's practically textbook material for the Beijing Film Academy. His expression is absolutely amazing; it's as if he really did eat it.

"Wait, could we really have arrived?"

Yang Mi's smile gradually froze.

When she heard Teacher Huang ask in a trembling voice if she hadn't washed properly, her heart skipped a beat, and she had a bad feeling.

Immediately afterwards, she saw her own nephew, with impeccable revolutionary credentials, raise his outrageously handsome face and, in a tone that was both matter-of-fact and tinged with pride, utter that earth-shattering statement:

"I deliberately left some of the sausage flavor in, otherwise how would you know you were eating large intestine?"

"It was intentional!"

pat.

Yang Mi dropped her coffee cup onto the expensive carpet, the brown liquid splashing onto her trouser leg, but she was completely unaware.

She just stared blankly at her phone screen, feeling her temples throbbing wildly.

A surge of blood rushed to his head.

She remembered.

On the morning before sending Li Mo'an to the show, her right eyelid kept twitching, and she thought it was because she hadn't rested well.

Now it seems that everything must be here!

Yang Mi covered her forehead, feeling like she was about to suffocate.

She faced the empty office and roared in a broken, almost screaming voice:

"I told you to be more diligent and do more work! I didn't tell you to be this diligent, to go and preserve someone's intestines alive!"

After yelling, she picked up the internal phone, her voice trembling.

"Xiao Gao, you, come to my office right now!"

Less than thirty seconds later, the assistant, Xiao Gao, pushed the door open and came in. She was startled when she saw the coffee stains on the floor and the boss's dark face: "Sister Mi, what happened?"

Yang Mi took a deep breath and forced herself to calm down.

Now is not the time to lose your temper, it is the time to solve the problem.

"No, this door absolutely cannot be opened!" she thought to herself, speechless. "If he dares to cook braised pork intestines today, he'll dare to perform eating them raw on TV tomorrow! We must nip this dangerous trend in the bud!"

A resolute glint flashed in Yang Mi's eyes, and she gave Xiao Gao her instructions in an unprecedentedly serious tone:

"Immediately! Draft an urgent internal notice in the company's name and send it to all departments, all artists, and all agents!"

The notification contained only one sentence—

"Effective today, all artists under Jiaxing Entertainment are prohibited from preparing or consuming the dish 'Nine-Turned Intestines' in any commercial activities, variety shows, film and television shoots, or even private gatherings!"

Xiao Gao was completely dumbfounded.

She wondered if she had misheard.

A company-wide ban because of a single dish?

This...this is just too outrageous!

But seeing the boss's expression that said he'd eat her alive if she asked another question, she didn't dare ask a single more. She could only nod repeatedly, "Okay...okay, Sister Honey, I'll get right on it."

After saying that, she fled the office as if she were escaping.

Subsequently, all Jiaxing groups received this ban from Jiaxing Entertainment.

[Ban: Effective immediately, all artists under Jiaxing Entertainment are strictly prohibited from producing Nine-Turned Intestines in any commercial activity, variety show, film and television shoot, or even private gathering!]

This ban, which can be described as the most bizarre and incomprehensible in the history of the Chinese entertainment industry, quickly spread within Jiaxing Entertainment.

In less than an hour, the screenshot circulated online.

The screenshot went viral instantly.

If the previous "Nine-Turned Intestines" incident was just a joke on a variety show, then this official ban from a top entertainment company has directly raised the absurdity of the incident to a whole new level.

After a brief moment of surprise, netizens erupted in laughter ten times more intensely than before.

"Hahahaha, holy crap! Jiaxing Entertainment is Ye Taidou now!"

"A newcomer, a single dish—the impact is enormous. Forcing a top entertainment company to issue a ban overnight—that's incredibly significant!"

"I'm covering my face. I really made too much noise."

"Li Moan: I single-handedly changed the recipe of a company."

"This absolutely has to be on the list of funniest things in Chinese entertainment! It's fucking hilarious!"

"I hereby declare that, from today onwards, 'Nine-Turned Intestines' is a forbidden dish at Jiaxing Entertainment. Anyone who mentions it will be fired!"

The entire internet was immersed in this frenzy sparked by a single dish, with everyone thinking it was just an amusing and memorable moment.

However, what no one knew was that this ridiculous ban was merely a trivial appetizer.

An era of bans exclusively for Li Mo'an has just begun.

after all.

This is nothing, right?

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