Stop it, the country really can't fit any more bans on the domestic entertainment industry.

Stop it, the country really can't fit any more bans on the domestic entertainment industry.

收手吧,内娱禁令国家真写不下了

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Summary

Li Mo'an, who was born with impeccable lineage, was discharged from the army due to his strange constitution and went to live with his aunt Yang Mi. His aunt sent him to the variety show "Mushroom House". He was punished for making Nine-Turned Intestines for Teacher Huang and was forced to repair the village road. While repairing the road, Li Mo'an dug and dug and dug and dug and dug up a thousand or eight hundred shells.
It turns out that years ago, a seventy-year-old man saw that the village road was in bad condition. Since he was a scrap collector, he used the artillery shells he collected as roadbeds and buried them underground, thus creating a road to heaven for the villagers.
When the incident was exposed, the whole nation was in an uproar. Yang Mi was almost scared to death and immediately issued a company ban: prohibiting artists from digging up land at will.
Just when everyone thought the matter was over, Li Mo'an dug and dug and dug, and surprisingly unearthed a nuclear bomb in the back mountain of the Mushroom House.
This time, the government was terrified and urgently issued a ban on the domestic entertainment industry: prohibiting any artist from digging up land in any form.
After that, things became increasingly outrageous, and the government imposed more and more bans on the domestic entertainment industry.
Ban: Celebrities are prohibited from stealing and carrying rice dumplings from ancient tombs for the purpose of filming tomb raiding movies and TV shows.
Ban: Celebrities are prohibited from arranging fights with drug dealers, which could escalate to the point of involving the police.
Ban: Celebrities are prohibited from participating in the gambling king competition (Please return the Oklahoma City gambling industry to the Ho family).
Ban: Kidnapping of celebrities is prohibited.
Ban: Artists with the surname Li are prohibited from starring in fraudulent films.
Ban: Artist Li Mouan is prohibited from traveling abroad.
Ban: Artist Li Mo is prohibited from flying a foreign military aircraft back to Dongguo (at least until he leaves Dongguo).
Ban: Artist Li Mo'an is asked to withdraw from the Chinese entertainment industry.
Looking at the "Collection of Prohibitions" which is as thick as a civil code, netizens were dumbfounded: Stop it, the country really can't write down all the prohibitions for the domestic entertainment industry!

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