A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

The live chat exploded.

Tell me, why did you provoke him in the first place?

[Gu Yun: He said he wasn't talking about you, right? Come over here and get scolded!]

[Zhang Xiaoxiao: Shut up, explain yourself now, or it'll be solid evidence!]

[Well said! This thing deserves to be scolded.]

[You've really messed things up, haven't you? Beating up employees, acting like "my word is law," what a cowardly bully!]

[Just for this, I'm a fan of Gu Yun!]

[Trying to mess with Gu Yun? Dude, Gu Yun's 1.85 meters tall with eight-pack abs, are you kidding me?]

[Yangzi: If you insult them, you can't insult me!]

[This was the time when Kanara most wanted Gu Yun to win.]

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"Director, what do we do?"

As the live stream's popularity soared, the assistant was both pleased and worried: "It seems the story about Zhang Xiaoxiao assaulting an employee is true. Will our show be taken down and banned?"

"Banned and removed from shelves?"

Wang Hailong chuckled: "As long as they don't cut him out in the post-production, it's fine. A live broadcast is a live broadcast; what does that have to do with my post-production?"

Whether Zhang Xiaoxiao actually assaulted her employee is unknown to outsiders, but those within the industry know the truth.

Wang Hailong originally intended to use Zhang Xiaoxiao as a camera assistant, planning to observe his performance and then decide whether to give him screen time later.

But now that he's already talked about it so much, he definitely won't get a single shot in the final cut!

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Seeing Zhang Xiaoxiao's pale face, Gu Yun continued to interrogate her: "Why isn't Teacher Zhang saying anything? Is she just naturally quiet?"

[King of Jokes +1]

"No, no..."

Zhang Xiaoxiao forced a smile, all traces of her earlier arrogance gone. She quickly changed the subject:

"Let's continue talking about poetry, about poetry. Ding Zhen's poem is quite good, 'The bell rings as the deer...'"

"Teacher Zhang, let's not talk about the deer anymore. Look at you, you're sweating so much. What's wrong? Have you caught a cold?"

Jia Naliang, who was just watching the drama unfold, glanced at Zhang Xiaoxiao with displeasure!

You keep getting so close to me and using your ultimate skill, do you really think I have no temper at all?

Fine, if you won't let me have an easy time, then neither of us will live!

That really hit home the nail on the head. Zhang Xiaoxiao's face turned green: "Hey, it's just that the wind at sea was too strong, and I caught a cold!"

Gu Yun: "You caught a cold? You'd better take care of yourself. I thought Teacher Zhang was just feeling weak."

[King of Jokes +1]

Zhang Xiaoxiao's legs went weak. He was not just weak, he was practically dead!

He originally went on this show to find an opportunity to prove his innocence, gain some goodwill, and continue making money through live streaming.

Now it's great, the chat has exploded!

Given the explosive popularity of this show, it's likely that the public opinion that was finally suppressed online will be brought up again right now.

If Tencent Video is determined to use itself for self-promotion, then it's all over!

Even if his brother-in-law intervenes, it won't make a difference!

Although his brother-in-law has some resources, compared to Tencent Video, it's nothing.

With Tencent Video's strong promotional efforts later on, Zhang Xiaoxiao could only wait to die!

However, based on Zhang Xiaoxiao's understanding of Tencent Video, the other party is very likely to do this!

Sacrifice Zhang Xiaoxiao, and the show will be a huge hit—it's a steal! Why not do it?

Tencent's "Pinhao Variety Show" was originally designed to capitalize on the negative publicity!

Thinking about this, Zhang Xiaoxin felt utterly dejected. She felt that after recording the show today, when she went home and watched the videos tonight, all she would see were videos of herself being proven guilty.

"Is it fake?"

Kanara continued to travel with the group:

"If you're weak, you need to train more. I think boxing is a good option. Right, Mr. Zhang? That feeling of each punch landing is really stress-relieving, isn't it?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao: "..."

He just wants to skip this topic right now, and not mention boxing or hitting people!

But Gu Yun saw that the entry was about to be upgraded, so how could he let him go?

"Teacher Zhang looks like a promising boxing talent. That move he made when he stood up just now was really stylish. He must have sparred with a lot of people before, right?"

[Critical Hit! King of Jokes +2]

Zhang Xiaoxiao: "I..."

Zhang Xiaoxiao's mouth slipped, her tongue seemed to be tangled together, and she couldn't speak at all, making things worse the more she tried to explain.

Yang Zi, who was watching the drama unfold in the front row, burst out laughing. He had been speechless when Gu Yun retorted before, but now he was watching Gu Yun retort to others. It was so satisfying!

Gu Yun looked up: "Oh, Mr. Yang seems to be in a good mood. Why aren't you wearing that Hetian jade pendant around your neck? Aren't you into jade anymore?"

[Perfect critical hit! King of jokes +4]

Yangzi: No, not at all!

Wait, buddy? I didn't do anything, and you're still chasing after me to kill me?

[King of Jokes lv2: 90/100 (Your witty remarks are always quick, accurate, and incisive!)]

As darkness fell and the ship was about to dock, Gu Yun glanced at the panel. There were still ten points left; he should be able to level up.

Seeing Yangzi's embarrassment, Huang Xiaochu, who had been pretending to be asleep, almost burst out laughing. He tried so hard to suppress his laughter that his body was shaking.

Gu Yun: "Oh~ Look at Teacher Huang's strong reaction, does she know anything about jade?"

Seeing that Gu Yun was getting angry, Chef Huang waved his hands repeatedly, "Cough cough, I don't understand, I don't understand."

Gu Yun: "Oh, Teacher Huang is indeed a jack-of-all-trades and master of none."

Chef Huang: ...

Ber, I've already surrendered, why are you still chasing after me?

[Perfect critical hit! King of jokes +4]

[King of Jokes lv2: 94/100 (Your witty remarks are always quick, accurate, and incisive!)]

Kanara was in a very good mood.

This afternoon, Ding Zhen, Huang Xiaochu, and Zhang Xiaoxiao hit me in the face several times in a row. Now, seeing them get their comeuppance one after another is so satisfying!

Jia Nairang smiled,

Ding Zhen didn't understand what Jia Naliang was laughing at, but experience told him that if others laughed, he could always laugh along.

Ding Zhen smiled, and Jia Naliang immediately thought of the little deer he had mentioned earlier. His anger flared instantly, and he snapped, "No, what are you laughing at?"

Seeing that Jia Naliang's tone was off, Ding Zhen immediately smiled and apologized, "I'm sorry."

Gu Yun immediately added insult to injury: "Stop saying sorry all the time, Ding Zhen. Have you forgotten what Teacher Zeng Zhiwei taught you?"

[King of Jokes +1]

Ding Zhen could no longer laugh!

When he first enrolled in "Beyond Class 3" to learn acting, he was severely criticized. Even now, mentioning Zeng Zhiwei's name makes him react negatively!

Seeing Ding Zhen get roasted, Jia Naliang felt great: "Ding Zhen, don't talk nonsense in the future, you hear me? It's easy for people to misunderstand your words."

Gu Yun: "Yeah, do you know how much damage your 'one's bell rang on the side path and caused Nara-nii?"

[Perfect critical hit! King of jokes +4]

One second Kanara was laughing, the next he was numb.

One second!

Before Jia Naliang could recover, Gu Yun added another sentence:

"It's only because Brother Liang has a good temper. If it were anyone else today, Ding Zhen, you might have been thrown into Erhai Lake to be fed to the fish."

I'm numb, and you called me again!

[King of Jokes +1]

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The ship has docked, and Gu Yun has achieved his small goal!

"Brother Liang, we've reached the shore, it's time to disembark."

Kanara did not react.

Gu Yun turned around and saw that Jia Naliang had been unconscious for a while, but thankfully he was still breathing.

While pressing on Jia Naliang's chest, Gu Yun looked at Ding Zhen and said, "Look how angry you've made Liang-ge. Come on, give him some artificial respiration."

Jia Naliang, who was pretending to be unconscious, immediately raised his hand: "No, let's go, I'm fine now."