A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

[A green river flows, a deer is green, one's bell rings on the side road! This pair makes perfect sense, the bell does indeed ring on the side road!]

I can't take it anymore, I'm dying of laughter.

[Nara: My head is so itchy, I feel like I'm going to get cuckolded.]

[Jiana Nara: I don't know, those two came right up and unleashed their ultimate attacks face-to-face.]

Ding Zhen: I already said forget it, forget it, but you forced me into this, idol.

[A line from Gu Yun, "A road of green water and a deer," contains a high amount of the word "deer."]

[Jia Nara's killing of Ding Zhen was entirely in self-defense!]

[PJ1 is the only person that both husband and wife find wonderful!]

……

Why am I not speaking?

You, Gu Yun, don't know!

Jia Naliang wanted nothing more than to kill Gu Yun and Ding Zhen!

Even when he was looking for trouble, he couldn't bring himself to say something like Ding Zhen!

The key point is that this kid's explanation makes a lot of sense. Who can you reason with?

Jia Naliang was furious but had nowhere to vent his anger. After a long silence, he looked at the staff member boarding the boat ahead and asked, "Um, how deep is Erhai Lake?"

Staff member: "It's very deep."

Kanara: "How deep is 'very deep'?"

The staff member fell silent, then scratched his head: "About ten or twenty meters? Anyway... it's very deep."

As the only celebrity to put into practice the idea that "lucid waters and lush mountains are invaluable assets," Jia Naliang would find topics to start conversations and break the awkward atmosphere.

Ding Zhen: "The water is so good, all my animal friends can drink it. The little deer can drink a whole bucket of water in one go."

Jia Naliang turned around and glared at Ding Zhen. If it weren't for Gu Yun standing between them, Jia Naliang probably would have kicked Ding Zhen into the water.

Gu Yun: Ding Zhen is a character who can unleash two ultimate skills in a second!

That means it's Jia Naliang. If it were Wu Dalang instead, Ding Zhen would have been killed by the steamed buns, unless Ding Zhen really was a snake demon in disguise.

Gu Yun: "Ding Zhen, stop thinking about your animal friends for now. After the show is finished tonight, come to my room and I'll lend you my helmet."

Ding Zhen: "What helmet? Why would I wear that?"

Gu Yun: "It's for self-defense. I'm afraid that after the show is over, you'll still have a free-fighting match to fight."

Jia Naliang rolled his eyes. This kid was subtly criticizing him again.

"We were talking about poetry, how did we end up talking about something else?"

Chef Huang had been waiting patiently for ages, but Jia Nailiang hadn't flattered him at all, so he decided to take matters into his own hands: "What was that Xiao Gu talking about just now?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao answered quickly: "Gu Yun's answer is 'A deer along a green river, a deer among the green waters,' the deer from the 'little deer' part."

Buzz!

That's really like bringing up a sore spot; Kanara's face darkened again, and that feeling of his hair about to change color reappeared.

"Xiao Gu, I'm not trying to be mean, but the rhymes in your couplet are all wrong. You need to read more books and improve yourself, otherwise you won't be able to act well."

Huang Xiaochu seized the opportunity to give Gu Yun a good dressing down.

"Yes, who can compare to Teacher Huang in terms of knowledge? He can cook and recite poetry. He is truly our role model."

Gu Yun, her lips smeared with honey, retorted with the words Huang Xiaochu had used to tease him: "The typical jack-of-all-trades, master of none, knows a little bit about everything, but only knows a little bit about everything."

[King of Jokes +1]

Gu Yun's entry was still cooling down this morning, so I couldn't be bothered to pay attention to Chef Huang. I'll just let you say a few words to satisfy your craving.

The cooldown period for the "King of Jokes" topic ended this afternoon. I'll shut you up before I do it (thumbs up).

Chef Huang's face flushed slightly as Gu Yun brought up the matter of him taking the person to the hospital again:

"This little brat, spouting disrespectful nonsense again. You're not happy even after I say a few words? Don't you understand that this is a blessing?"

Gu Yun: "Oh, then I wish Teacher Huang all the best in the future, may his happiness be as boundless as the Eastern Sea and as enduring as the Southern Mountain."

[Critical Hit! King of Jokes +2]

Chef Huang's face twitched. He walked past Gu Yun and looked at Ding Zhen: "Ding Zhen, what are you talking about?"

While Ding Zhen was still trying to understand what Chef Huang meant, Zhang Xiaoxiao blurted out, "It sounds like 'One's bell is hitting a deer.'"

"Woof? What's that?"

Chef Huang paused for a second, but then realized that it was Ding Zhen who said it, and it was normal for ordinary people to find it hard to understand:

"But although it sounds strange, at least Ding Zhen rhymed."

"Look, the dog's bell, the bell rings against the deer, how rhyming, how beautiful! It's much better than Xiao Gu's rhyme, which doesn't even rhyme."

Zhang Xiaoxiao chimed in, "That's right, that's right."

Whether I am right or wrong, it's not up to you to decide.

Gu Yun was amused. He got up and sat down next to Ding Zhen, making way for Jia Naliang: "It's up to Brother Liang to decide."

Zhang Xiaoxiao, acting as Huang Xiaochu's mouth double, pinched her pinky fingers and glared at Gu Yun sideways:

"What? We can't even criticize your nonsensical couplet? You think you're so great just because you can come up with a couple of lousy jokes?"

"Look at me, I was so focused on praising Teacher Huang that I completely forgot about you!"

Gu Yun slapped his forehead and gave Zhang Xiaoxiao a thumbs up:

"Oh my, Teacher Zhang Xiaoxiao is indeed a remarkable person. If this were ancient times, she would be at least a high-ranking official."

"Looking at the entire entertainment industry, it's really hard to find someone who is foul-mouthed, lacks manners, is disliked by everyone equally, and can still shamelessly continue to appear on shows."

"If it were me, I would be too ashamed to show my face in public."

[Perfect critical hit! King of jokes +4]

Zhang Xiaoxiao has no shame and no emotional intelligence. The only reason he's been able to survive in the entertainment industry for so many years without being beaten to death is because he has a rich brother-in-law.

His sister married a nouveau riche, a man with considerable wealth. Out of respect for his sister, his brother-in-law treated Zhang Xiaoxiao fairly well.

For some popular variety shows, Zhang Xiaoxiao's brother-in-law would use his wealth to get Zhang Xiaoxiao on the show and give her a chance to appear.

For example, The Coming One.

Zhang Xiaoxiao doesn't know anything about music. Without his brother-in-law, would he even be a guest?

Yang Mi at least has a song called "Love's Offering".

Some time ago, Zhang Xiaoxiao's brother-in-law made efforts to get Zhang Xiaoxiao to do live streams, which almost cleared his name.

As a result, this guy really thought he was an "emperor," beat up his employees, ruined himself, and was not only a bad person but also incredibly stupid!

His brother-in-law is too lazy to even talk to him anymore.

"Gu Yun! Do you believe I'll kill you?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao stood up from the chair with a dark face, glaring fiercely at Gu Yun.

Gu Yun raised an eyebrow: "What? Teacher Zhang, are your hands itching again, and you want to use me to relieve that itch?"

[Critical Hit! King of Jokes +2]

Zhang Xiaoxiao was so angry that his lips trembled. Gu Yun had already said that, so how could he not understand that he was being referred to for beating up his employees?

He immediately forced a smile and hurriedly explained to the camera:

"Haha, I was just joking. How could I hit someone? Please don't be misled by online opinions. I am a sincere and kind person."

Gu Yun: "No one here said you hit anyone, right? Why is Teacher Zhang reacting so strongly? Oh, why is Teacher Zhang's face so pale?"

[King of Jokes +1]

Zhang Xiaoxiao was already drenched in sweat, and wished she could slap herself twice. "You damn mouth, why are you so annoying?!"

Zhang Xiaoxiao looked at Chef Huang, hoping he could help her out of this predicament.

Chef Huang is so cunning! He glanced weakly at Gu Yun, then turned around and lay down on the chair to sleep: "Oh dear, I'm a little sleepy."

Zhang Xiaoxiao then looked at Yang Zi.

Yang Zi put on his sunglasses and gave Gu Yun a friendly smile: "Little Gu, if you scold them, you can't scold me, okay?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao then looked at Ding Zhen.

Ding Zhen thought he had found a kindred spirit: "Do you like deer too?"

Jia Naliang nudged Ding Zhen: "Hey, don't leave after the show, I have something to tell you."