A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

The comments section was buzzing again.

[Holy crap! Just got back, and what Yangzi is holding is a damn fake "Hetian" jade!]

[Yangzi: The purchase price is 99, and I resell it for 699. My fans even thank me!]

[Wow, why didn't you say so sooner!]

[If you can make money selling Hetian jade from the Yangtze River, do you think there's any potential in 999 pure gold?]

[Upstairs, you're a marketing genius!]

That's a scam!

……

"Hey, Xiao Gu, don't go! Let me explain!"

Yang Zi was so anxious that sweat beaded on his forehead.

The production team had a total of fifteen moving cameras. Gu Yun was featured in three of those cameras because of his high online popularity.

Yang Zi wanted to get some screen time from Gu Yun to explain to the viewers in the live stream... no, to the viewers.

It's a small matter for the person who bought the jade pendant to request a refund; what Yangzi is worried about is that the matter of him registering a fake brand name to swindle and deceive people will blow up!

To know,

His company sells more than just "Hetian" brand jade pendants; they also sell "Nongfu Spring" mineral water, "999 pure" gold, and more...

If all of this gets dug up, we're doomed!

Ding-a-ling~

The phone rang.

"Boss, just now, a large number of people applied for returns. What do we do now?"

Hearing his assistant's voice on the other end of the phone, Yang Zi felt a headache coming on:

"Refund! Full refund! Issue a statement saying we didn't know the jade was fake. Never mind, I'll send you a video later, just do as I say!"

Yangzi hung up the phone and ran headlong into her room, where there were no cameras following her.

From afar, Gu Yun saw Yang Zi rushing towards the boys' dormitory in a hurry. He was an old man in his forties or fifties, but his short legs moved quite quickly.

Gu Yun took off his sunglasses: "Oh, so President Yang isn't doing business anymore, but getting into sports? Going for a night run before it's even dark?"

[Critical Hit! King of Jokes +2]

Yang Zi almost choked on his breath: "..."

Why did I run? Don't you know?

But he really had no time to deal with Gu Yun right now; protecting his company's reputation was the priority.

Humph~

Hearing Yang Zi's footsteps coming upstairs, Gu Yun lay down and continued studying his control panel.

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